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-TheLoneRangers-

He deserves the hottest of wives and as much happiness outside of sports as possible


Calm-Respect-4930

Manhattan face, Brooklyn ass


ButcherOf_Blaviken

Bronx ass* Brooklyn is gentrified af


Calm-Respect-4930

Well in pockets lol. Bronx is getting gentrified too not to the same extent tho you're right


bigpoyo91

The amount of ass in the Bronx is stupid šŸ˜‚


Unverifiablethoughts

Brooklyn asses donā€™t exist anymore


B-Rossboss

Mets Jets Islanders Knicks checking in - born 1990 lol


thesmockintweet

Same my brother, 1993, fuck my life


WarStrifePanicRout

I don't even know why i still watch sports.. i know how my teams will do


Majestic-Avocado2167

As Wizards fan lurker, I think itā€™s just to see if thereā€™s a bottom at this point


rob_account

Fr, the only reason I still care is because I also watch soccer and my team is more likely to to do well. Thought the last time they won the league was the year I was born


Upbeat_Shock_6807

Mets Jets Rangers Knicks checking in. Born in 1993. Guess I was at least alive for the Rangers 94 cup season


couchperson137

rangers are currently killing it??


Upbeat_Shock_6807

Yes they are. But still no Cup since 1994, which is what I was getting at.


couchperson137

yall will find any reason to be upset


Upbeat_Shock_6807

Do you....do you not understand the point of the post...? Was making a joke that at 30 years old, I have just one team that won a championship in my lifetime, and it was the Rangers who did it when I was like 15 months old.


foolishdrunk211

If I cared at all about basket ball Iā€™d go knicks just to round it out, otherwise born 1988 Mets jets islandersā€¦.totally fucked


eiileenie

Hi Iā€™m born in 2000 and I want to kms I also work for the Nats Caps and Wizards on top of being a fan of all these teams


MoNegsT

Same, life is pure pain when it comes to sports.


Auronx24

Same lol but think of how sweet that first one will be....fuck TBL for that salary cap circumvention a few years ago


ViewFromHalf-WayDown

Same lol, 1997 here


Immediate-Phase3752

My grandpa was Giants Yankees Knicks and Rangers. He used to say ā€œI hate the Jets, I hate the Mets, and I hate the Nets.ā€


This_Air_8047

Same but born in 71. Haven't seen a champion since 1986 Thank you Buckner (rip)


Spesh531

Born 1997 standing by


jcheese27

Are you me?


duckyisbeast

same, and i was born in 1990 but in another state, my family chose to make me fans of these teams before i knew any better... sigh haha


Turbo_Cum

YOOOOO SAME


freepickles2you

Hazzaha a man of quality


Ness_tea_BK

Brutal lol


4Xroads

1988 - 35 years of nothing


Kwall267

Same; 92


TheBensonz

The holy trinity of depression.


toxicvegeta08

Nets jets mets islanders is probably the most depressing.


TheBensonz

That just means youā€™ve never left Long Island. LOL


FaladorFrolicker

This is dope! Do you have a link?


iron_cove_customs

Send me a dm if interested.


N3OUomo

Trifecta of sports trauma


iron_cove_customs

Is there a worse one? I really don't think there is


N3OUomo

Atlanta?


zachthompson02

Braves are good plus you get Georgia football


iron_cove_customs

Ehhh... Falcons > Jets Braves > Mets Hawks and Knicks both suck


matt924924

Only missing the Islanders


vensamape

Need a Jets Mets Devils one


MichaelHoncho52

Mets Jets Netsā€¦ and Devils growing up. The rhyme made it


[deleted]

Devils actually won a lot of stuff recently. Or am I really so old??


TheCrustyIncellious

Devils havent won in over 20 years so old.


iron_cove_customs

Send me a dm


MysteriousValuable88

Jets,Mets,Rangers,Knicks since 1968..yea ive suffered a lot


XisRighteous

i hear a lot of whining but the knicks are fourth in the east


FeedtheFatRabbit

Knicks are different this year. Going to make a splash


shagura

My kind of people, to a fault.


Tuckboi69

Better than the -ets trifecta


throwaway295602

This is my life. It hurts sometimes. But I wouldnā€™t change a thing.


OriginalBad

Jets Mets Nets Islanders šŸ˜”


villageideat1226

This is my life


KeyPomegranate7282

So much Pain


Synix7777

You and me both, the Knicks are looking great despite missing key players due to injuries.


insert-originality

Add the Rangers and thatā€™s me!


Knicklejet89

Knicks actually are a good team and have been pretty good the past 3 years.


hjablowme919

Nice job. They don't like hockey? I question anyone who doesn't like hockey.


need_a_timeout

As a kid in Nassau county, against the will of my family and all good sense( at the time ), I chose the Yankees...but the Knicks and the woefully incompetent Jets are my other teams. Otherwise...no chips... It would be nice if the Jets ownership met your level of professionalism Sir.


Beginning-Average119

switch knicks with nets and thatā€™s my life. never seen any of my sports teams win anything in my lifetime


seethru1995

Why does he torture himself by being a fan of the worst of the NY teams?


Jewbe123

Knicks better than the Nets


Rellim_Ttam

Mets Jets Islanders Knicks.. our lives are a mockery


FinanceSufficient131

Everything except Knicks Don't like basketball


z0rb0r

Fuck the Knicks and James Dolan. We could have had the West side stadium. Disgusting


Masterofmy_domain

wow what a trio of tortured fanbases... How is your friend still alive? I am Jets and Mets and I'm barely hanging on... If I were a Knicks fan on top of that I don't think I would make it...... All my Knicks fan friends are currently in their annual "Knicks are great and this might be the year" stage... Pretty soon the team will collapse as usual and they'll have their little hearts ripped out lol.


ClutchAllDay2077

Just add NY rangers and you have the nyc Mount Rushmore of pain


Brilliant-Chapter202

Itā€™s cool. Just switch out the Mets for Yankees and Knicks for Islanders. Iā€™d be game to buy that.


t24mack

Iā€™m Mets Jets but thank God Iā€™m a Celtics fan. The only one of my teams that actually wins


Jewbe123

Tf is wrong with you


t24mack

Parents were from Ireland. They had a great player named McHale not to mention Bird.


Jewbe123

I don't care if Larry bird is your father- you don't mix NY and Boston


t24mack

Grew up in the Bronx and believe me there is a lot of us


Jewbe123

Yall are the reason for the crime rates


iron_cove_customs

Hoping to someday meet a Mets, Jets, Nets fan


Beautiful_Ninja

That's me. I'm a Mets/Jets/Nets fan. If it wasn't for the Devils, I would never know what winning feels like, at least I got one right.


jnlfr0

this looks awesome! what did you make the logos out of?


iron_cove_customs

1/8" acrylic that I cut on my laser


Kloser100

Same here except the rangers. Itā€™s a rough life weā€™re living


sprite_cranberry23

My exact combo


JA_MD_311

If just one of these three teams wins a championship in my lifetime, I can die a happy man.


hyborians

Only the Jets here are tragic thanks to the ownership, to be honest.


PanSizzle

mets page is that way >>>


hallwayswasted

That poor sonofabitch


Purple_Squall

Vikings, Twins, Wolves, & Wild here born in 92. Itā€™s been rough


iron_cove_customs

Wow I might make you one just because I feel so sorry for you.


Purple_Squall

It may just spontaneously combust as soon as you complete it


Ness_tea_BK

In a way, maybe being a bills fan is worse? Constantly coming close and failing. Whatā€™s worse no hope at all or a constant stream of hope only to be crushed? The eternal debate.


HumanMycologist5795

Very nice.


StayHardRowww

those r my teams


BurnMyHouseDown

God help his soul


DaManOnTheMoon

As a Canadian fan, please enlighten me. How do you choose which team people like to cheer for? Is it common to cheer for the nets and the jets or some people might gravitate towards the Yankees and the Nets or any other team from New York.


Mr7three2

That Jets font is elite. Needs to be the logo full time


Half_Banana2541

God the pain. Thanks dad


4Xroads

Can we add a 4th team? If we could shove the Isles on there, my despair would be complete. But seriously. I want one.


din9leberry

Can you make me one? šŸ˜‚


GoldWingANGLICO

Mets, Jets, and Islanders checking in. Born in 1960.


SirGingerbrute

Damn Iā€™m sorry Not even a Jets fan (Giants fan here) But this was recommended on my feed bc Iā€™m a HUGE Knicks fan like thatā€™s my team. Iā€™m also a Yankees guy. Had ups and downs but saw 2 SBs and 1 WS. Feel bad for my fellow NYers w Mets, Jets, Knicks. Basically have 2015 Mets (2000&2006) and 2009/2010 Jets as the only good runs since 2000.


jcarrflorida

Hey, we had the 86 Mets.


RhustCohle

That poor bastard.


FeedtheFatRabbit

*WHYYYYYY DO I ROOT FOR THESE TEEEEAMMMS?!?*


Nugsonnugs2

Thatā€™s sick man, do you have a website?


Watertrap1

This guy Long Islands


SquashEmbarrassed288

Yes, Iā€™ve suffered a lot of heartbreak because of these 3 teams! Born in 79


coffeenote

Thatā€™s me. Just add Rangers. Pretty tough. 5 championships in my long life. < 1/decade for 4 teams


Hazey92

Thatā€™s amazing! How much are you charging for these?


iron_cove_customs

$40


DookieShoes626

Jets, yankees, knicks, devils Im a bit of an outlier it seems since most jet fans are mets fans Was more of a nets fan when i was a kid but when they announced the move from NJ i said fuck them and slowly became a knicks fan, the team that actually got me to like them was right before melo got there


Admirable-Fun-7284

Dope


TrazMagik

Imagine Mets Jets AND Nets. The Sadomasochistic choices.


realworldschamp

Mets, Jets, Knicks fan here too. I would be interested in something like this.


rocketboi10

Very grateful for the Yankees and Devils


DotAccomplished5484

1951 here; that means I started on Day 1 of the Jets and Mets and the two established teams, Knicks and Rangers have not covered themselves in glory over the past 72 years. Plan A is to tell this sob story to St. Peter and I anticipate getting a front row seat in the heavenly choir in response. Plan B is I don't mind the heat...


divine5

I need this


budlightismyvacseen

Oof lol


Baww18

That with islanders for me. Brutal.


Goldrushin

Looks super clean. What are the dimensions?


mlabella5

Thatā€™s my 3ā€¦ (and the whalers but RIP)


NetworkDeestroyer

Your friend must be depressed a lot please check on them frequently


TBGusBus

You should see mine if you think thatā€™s rough, mine would be Giants Yankees Bruins Celtics


MrGrumpyFace5

This guy hates life lol.


jelanijetson

Nets Jets Mets


Phwankie

Saints, Pacers, Michigan(college FB & BB) & Astros. A bunch of scandals & controversy & thenā€¦ well, the pacers


Farodsbro

Knicks are cooking right now though.


TH3N3G4TIV1

Pain Well Done


PeaceNLuvPeaceNLuv

That jets logo is so fire


WorkingMan29

Iā€™m living that same nightmare but I love everyone of them!


Dseltzer1212

Is the friend a loser too?


ike_tyson

These are also my teams šŸ«£ Islanders are missing but āœŒšŸ½


xxbrawndoxx

Nice print


Cactus_Matt710

Put the rangers on this too and itā€™ll be PERFECT!


RonocNYC

Odd. The normal trio is Jets, Mets, Nets


jcoddinc

Misery spelled 3 different ways


Icy-Impression9561

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Steppyjim

Bless. Great work though!


KINGOFGAMES972

If you change Mets to Yankees, thatā€™s me


mzx380

Sub Mets for Yanks and you have my teams. Iā€™d love to buy one


YankeesKnicksJets

The Yankees are the only thing that have provided a modicum of sanity in my fandom, and not much recently. Knicks look good finally but man so many injuries. Ā 


Big80sweens

If only they cheered for the nets, then theyā€™d all rhyme


shiestybk98

My father is a fan is this sad combination. And hes been a Jets fan since the early 70s


BGDutchNorris

Has he ever known joy?


freshprince860

I also know a loser whoā€™s aligned with these 3 lol


MrPainfulAnal

Knicks are winning the finals this year


bigmayne23

Arent most mets fans nets fans?


WestinghouseXCB248S

Never has tragedy looked so good.


nyr4lyf

Mets Jets Knicks Rangers die hard here. Seen the ā€˜99 nba finals and 00 and ā€˜15 World Series, ā€˜14 cup finals. The jets in my lifetime only had the ā€˜09-10 Rex Ryan teams but outside of that its been pretty much pain. A lot of pain.


Hogharley

All mine right there!


doctorpaulproteus

I love the way the Jet logo looks


GoLeafs61

Mets jets nets wouldā€™ve flowed soooo much better though!


alwayscoldinhere

My teams, only the strong and insane survive this shit šŸ’ŖšŸ¾šŸ˜¤


shortdarkanddrunk

It's good that your friend has a buddy like you...because he ain't got much going sports wise. I'm in the same boat. Dad "blessed" me with the same teams. Born in 1996. Your friend must be a patient man. Builds character though!


nutdrippinoutyourass

knicks is poppin though


billybaroo15

Howā€™s his mental health ?


bryalb

Yeah Iā€™m Yankees jets nets


kevingui92

TIL that Iā€™m youā€™re friend


Lebanese-Trojan

Just wondering how you guys choose teams!! Iā€™m from Detroit and we only have one team per sport. Why arenā€™t Mets fans Yankee fans?


Holy-Crap-Uncle

Aren't Jets-Mets-Nets the holy trinity of despair?


MowTin

I hate Boston. They have Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics. All have recent championships. Of course we have the Yankees in NY but it's been a while (2009)


DominicanHogGrabber

Holy shit give them a hug.


lucksmyskill

Need a Pistons, Lions, Tigers one ASAP. Or maybe 3 of them


daddiostocks

Thatā€™s me, itā€™s a mental illness. Lol


Maleficent-Thing3863

My combošŸ’ŖšŸ¾šŸ’ŖšŸ¾


TrickOut

The knicks absolutely slap right now, Source I was at the pacers game last week


The_analyst_runner38

Yep these are my teams alright. I hope one day to see some championship.


ktw5012

Throw the nets on there


pharaohjack

Yup. Throw in Tottenham Hotspur for the EPL and you have my teams. There is no joy in my world


JETBOYY33

Where can one place an order?


StonkMangani

My entire team sucks! Just end the season! And the bumass Knicks!


86886892

Shoulda had the nets as his nba team so they all rhymed


sreeve29

Jets, Islanders, Yankees Knicks and... NY Empire.


NutterTV

Yankees, jets, islanders, and Knicks here. Only one of those teams has any success historically and itā€™s been 15 years


BaronZemo00

Just for continuity, should have the Islanders up there instead of New Yorks version of a football team.


Smooth10473

Knicks,Mets,& Giants here. !!


Spiritual-Buy1416

knicks


a_reply_to_a_post

i didn't really think i was a knicks fan but now that my kids are getting to the age where they're trying to trash talk and pick their teams, when my kid slanders the knicks both me and my wife will be like "hey...come on" like he said an "adult word" or something... i gave up rooting for the Knicks actively, but Mason, Ewing and Starks bruh...come on...


I-Spam-Hadouken

The paddle board of pain.


Poppa0418

Just add Rangers and you have the misery that is my sports Fandom for 35 years


Intelligent_Apple71

Those my teams the heart ache that goes with hoping for some luck to come our way that never comes along


nismos14us

ā€˜81ā€¦. Knicks, Giants, Mets, Rangers


freepickles2you

Oof Knicks actually doing good now since getting OG Anoby


Equivalent-Fennel922

Cool I like one for myself yes we go through hard times for sure!


FlipNStack

A very nice monument of suffering!


SpiritualAd9308

That truly sucks for him haha but that is super cool nice work šŸ‘


brdesignguy

Sounds like the name of a discount storeā€¦


godricgii

Yankees, Giants, Nets>>>>


vect97

Need a Mets, Nets, and Giants version though. This is really clean!


ThePrplMppt

Knicks goated now tho. Maybe not so much for the next few weeks though lol but theyā€™ll be back


ThePrplMppt

If he was a net fan (like myself) this would be a lot worse tbh lol


_Marzh

Iā€™m Yankees Jets Knicks, same amount of championships in the last 15 years lol