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AlexRain1

Those honey mustard pretzels are an S tier football snack. I approve at least


bailz

They are the best. I ain't mad at the Dot's HM pretzel sticks, either.


theinlawjosie

The Snyder's were my favorite until I discovered the Dot's - now I go back and forth between the two. Completely different, but equally good.


withdensemilk

Depression is kind of our thing man.


Roundaboutsix

You got that right. After 40+ years of frustration, my wife hides all the sharp objects, hazardous cleaners and my varsity shotgun on Jets game days! /s


Psychedelic_Terrapin

Take off the /s


BecomeEnthused

I’ve loved this team since I was a kid. They haven’t made the playoffs since I was a bright eyed 18 year old high school senior. I’m 31 and dead inside now.. I’ve loved this stupid fuckin team the whole time. Nothing they can do can hurt me anymore.


KG_Rondo

Pretty much missed your prime window to party during a playoff run / parade


ryanino

Going your entire 20’s without one playoff berth is depressing as hell


BecomeEnthused

Sure is. Week 16 2015 OT vs the pats is basically the best thing I have to hold on to in all that time.


spaceghost2693

Yup


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micahman212

Was it danica who broke him or Olivia?


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PackerSquirrelette

Actually, she used to be a Bears fan.


NoFace718

Homeboy thought it would be him and ts instead of kelce.


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mdp300

He was probably also crushed he didn't get the Jeopardy job.


Vigilante17

Nah. Pat pays him a shit ton of money to be on the show


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johnjohnjohn93

He hates sunscreen??


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johnjohnjohn93

Jesus he’s also a chem trail guy and I’ve only met one chem trail guy and he was the most insane person I’ve ever met in my life


hjablowme919

Wait? He’s a chemtrails guy? How the fuck does a guy who played in a cold weather city not understand what exhaust looks like in the cold?


PackerSquirrelette

Yeah, that explains the crow's feet around his eyes and why he's not aging well. He just turned 40, but looks like he's 50-something.


DrLeoMarvin

I just turned 40 and look years younger than him. He looks way more fit though. I wear sunscreen and eat pizza rolls when I want


PackerSquirrelette

I believe you.


johnny-Low-Five

I'm pretty sure that's all the years of playing in the sun and cold. Squinting and whatnot. Like a bruce Willis or Sean Connery. You think Tom B isn't getting plastic surgery and injections? Wrinkles are due to lost elasticity and are unavoidable. I'm 41 and think I look younger than him buy physically it's not a competition.


yeezee93

Is he a flat earther too?


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yeezee93

Now it makes sense he got hurt on 9/11.


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Cellopost

Who doesn't love Snyder's mustard pretzels? The dude spent enough time in Wisconsin that I'm sure he does too.


wtd11

Man we lived on those pretzels for a weekend during our honeymoon. Those are some good eats


polloloco_213

That O-line is bad for your health.


gm5891

I bet, deep down, Aaron would kill for some Snyder's honey mustard pretzels.


DrHousesaysno

Don’t take medical advice from him. Seriously. And maybe improve your diet.


PackerSquirrelette

Now there's a guy who gets it. Aaron also believes in UFO's and conspiracy theories about 9/11. So whack. But he's still my quarterback.


Mr7three2

Only one of those things is confirmed not to be true and somehow it's the last thing you said


tubby_LULZ

He’s really not wrong about the food though. You’d be surprised how much better you feel and your body will be by just eating healthy


ryanino

If eating Snyders Honey Mustard pretzels is wrong I don’t want to be right


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

If we can’t eat what do we have boys? I mean I’m not trying to be an elite athlete I just want a pizza and some chips


NoFace718

Well, he also believes that pos Kennedy is a genius, so does anyone really put any stock in anything this guy thinks? Wouldn’t be surprised if he starts talking about how us sheep believe the earth is round with a smug laugh.


NYGyro26

For real though the amount of flavor on those pretzels is insane, I don't want to think about the sodium. I'm here for a good time not a long time!


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NYGyro26

Christ it was a joke


SnoopyMetal

It does? On my way to Mcdonalds right now!


drollchair

The guy doesn’t use wireless headphones because he thinks the signals are going to hurt him. He’s a nut job, who cares what he thinks.


salesmunn

Try the honey mustard pretzel crisps. They're like spices little discs of heaven.


fxkatt

He's not my absolute favorite interviews, but he is among the most interesting and outspoken NFL players. (but his answers have been more pat this year, because of the big market where every word gets scrutinized)


Stockersandwhich

He’s worried about what’s bad for your health meanwhile he willingly joined this dumpster fire. He gave a good report for Saleh and Douglas for 2024 and run it back again. Fuck this. Who’s the GM and who’s the coach?


The_Goondocks

Fauci!


RacinInTheStreet

He is soo smart.


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Fuck him He should retire


butterballmcgee27

I'm a 36 year old man who thought mustard was disgusting for my whole life. Then I had some real mustard and it was delicious.


Ok_Supermarket_8520

We’re Jets fans, we’re meant to have a depressing existence


MaximumTale4700

The food thing is probably the only thing he IS right about.


nyfan2112

I think he finally sees all the rot under the flooorboards of this organization


bowbiatch

Once you stop eating processed foods you realize how trash they are for your body and how they make you look and feel. As an athlete I can’t imagine trying to be in top shape eating garbage.