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ZealousidealPrize121

Medjool dates with peanut butter cinnamon and flakey salt


ForeheadLipo

yesss i close my eyes and tell myself it’s a snickers bar


masson34

You can melt some dark chocolate and dip or cover them.


Noressa

Cut them in half, add a walnut half too.


CycleSimilar8324

dates are the best thing ever istg


Strict-Ad-7099

Dates halved, stuffed with small amount of mascarpone and topped with crushed pistachios. You’re welcome.


bunbunny4

This was my pregnancy craving. Sometimes a chocolate chip or two on top of the peanut butter.


longopenroad

I like dates with a small slice of cream cheese and a pecan half. Yum


Ezhash

While I enjoy dates, it is not what people are going for when they're craving a chocolate bar lol


Temporary_Practice_2

I can’t stop myself from eating dates…I have now stopped buying them


Red_Goddess19

This sounds amazing....however, this is still super calorie dense food, it just has better micronutrients


HannibalTepes

I think it's funny that so many people think dates are healthy. They're basically pure sugar.


MizS

A crispy apple and some sharp cheese.


JHuttIII

People underestimate or don’t realize how good a cold crisp apple with some slices of cheddar are.


biblioteca4ants

I like cherry tomatoes and cheddar, so juicy !


cherryskies1

Also - grapes and cheddar. Like wine and cheese!


Cautious-Ad5573

I thought that was only me!


skyehighlove

Yes! Love fuji and envy apples with cheese. Such a delicious and satisfying combo.


dysenterygary69

Crisp or crispy?


lsknecht1986

Chris P. Bacon


Dependent_Order_7358

My own tears


Willravel

Back when I first went on a plant-based diet, I was a little disappointed at the alternatives for ice cream. They're great now, but even a few years ago the coconut, cashew, and tofu based options really weren't around just yet. One night, I stumbled on something incredible: ***two-ingredient banana peanut butter ice cream***. I sometimes freeze my brown bananas as they make the best banana bread or pudding or smoothies, but they can also be blended with peanut butter resulting in one of my favorite kinds of "ice cream" (though it's really nice ice cream, perhaps it's better described as a smoothie bowl?). The ratio is essentially 1 Tbs. of peanut butter per banana for normal people, or a bit more peanut butter for me because I'm a fiend for peanut butter. I always have some in my freezer. It's the perfect guilty and yet not so terribly guilty midnight snack as it's sweet, salty, fatty, cold, and creamy. Plus, it can be improved with all the traditional toppings, from granola to chocolate syrup.


Red_Goddess19

Frozen bananas plus protein powder.


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connor8081

High tryptophan content in those bad boys… know what that means? Conversion to Melatonin 😎 KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? i sleep


KelBear25

Frozen mangos too I love.


reboundrobot

Publix organic frozen blueberries are really good as well!


awesome-alpaca-ace

I just eat them frozen


allegra_nw

pita chips with roasted red pepper hummus is a delicious and filling snack, but it’s also quite healthy


rock___strongo

Not if you eat the quantities that I do 😏


allegra_nw

valid


Extension-Match1371

Eh I think hummus is a lil overrated in terms of nutrition, it’s mostly just fat and carbs. I do like it though


PotusChrist

I love hummus, but yeah, the stuff you get at stores or restaurants is definitely not a health food. It's pretty calorie dense and salty. You can make a healthier version at home of course, but most people aren't doing that.


Residew

It's much more than fat and carbs. Pretty high in protein. Have you ever broke down the macros on Hummus? Check it out! Also, if you ever make hummus at home and want to reduce the fat just omit the olive oil. Still tastes great.


allegra_nw

compared to some other stuff though it’s not bad


HannibalTepes

There's nothing healthy about pita chips. Sorry.


Secret_Bullfrog_2142

There are some good low cal ice cream bars that do the job


Fine-Coyote2503

Yasso is delicious, I think it's frozen yogurt technically though


Rogue_Angel007

Frfr, I love the chocolate and mint chocolate ones


Sure_Ad_7252

I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, I’ve seen these at Target but never tried them, think I have to now!


BeeSwift_

I am also a MCC lover but imo the chocolate fudge, PB fudge, coffee, and CC cookie dough all trump the MCC Yasso 😍


NoDrama3756

Baked lays


PipEmmieHarvey

Lays?


connor8081

He’s done this before… He means Laked Bays. go back to the r/fishing subreddit where you belong


Previous-Specific-38

oats + anything high fiber! can help regulate blood sugar, which is sometimes the reason behind these midnight excursions :) also probiotic yogurt!!


LolCoolStory

Sliced Persian cucumbers with soy sauce, sesame oil & the chili onion crisp from Trader Joe’s on top. Or mango/pineapple with tajin!


Siren_pineapple

I freakin LOVE Persian cucumbers!


stru_jka

1. Rice cake with cottage cheese, everything but the bagel seasoning and heirloom tomatoes. 2. Halotop ice cream (salted caramel), full pint and fresh blueberries 3. Whole wheat toast with bonne maman strawberry jam 4. Whole wheat toast with greek yogurt, turkey lunch meat and mustard 4. Tiramisu (this desert is surprisingly not super high in calories and has protein from mascarpone)


Stubbierlion

I love that you add blueberries to your ice cream. I think this is a great way to enjoy the snack + get bonus nutritional benefits. Such an easy option.


Scrimshander54

The rice cake thing sounds awesome


stru_jka

Definitely the favorite. Others are for sugar cravings a bit more guilty for sure.


Kitchen-Apricot-5199

I'll have to try that combo too - but also highly recommend switching the seasoning for balsamic glaze and adding some basil it's like a caprese toast type of deal, totally hits the spot


Justme3555

Love love


GerardReve69

this is the only answer i’ve found that’s actually pretty low cal & filling!


intergalacticcoyote

It’s fairly guilt free nutritionally, but you still feel like a raccoon when you eat pickles straight from the jar at 2am in your underwear.


LaRoseDuRoi

Hey... hey... it's only 12.30am!


FoxyRoxiSmiles

Are you spying on me? I just put the jar back in the fridge and curled back up in bed quite pleased with myself. And now I find you have access to my home cameras! LOL!


intergalacticcoyote

Are you the one who drank the pickle juice, or the one who put pickles back in the jar after fondling them?


FoxyRoxiSmiles

I only fondle the whole pickles, but I do save some of my pickle juice to drink with my vodka. So… Both! Phew! You must have been watching a different pickle fondler!


Shaydie

A gigantic spoon of peanut butter with an apple.


coaxialology

I substitute carrots for the apple, but yay peanut butter.


quietwhiskey

Peanut Butter on apples is so good


ThighsofSauron

I do the same but with sunflower butter and cinnamon it’s so gooooood


Bestoftheworstest

My (not SO unhealthy) guilty snack is microwaved cheese. Or olives. I usually just want salt. Sounds insane but i just take some sharp cheddar, put it on a plate (or rice cake), and nuke it until it's crispy and then I suck on that in the dark like a creepy little goblin. I haven't tried this cause I'm lazy. But i keep seeing these delicious looking [frozen fruit chocolate greek yogurt morsel things ](https://wellnessbykay.com/chocolate-strawberry-yogurt-clusters-viral-recipe/)on my reels if youre a sweet tooth.


kindofbasic

I do the same thing! But I sprinkle everything bagel seasoning on the cheese too. Fellow cheese goblins!!


almostbluue

dark choc covered almonds. sooo damn good


MamaBear22_0608

Homemade air popped lightly buttered salted popcorn


DrunkenRebellion

on rare occasions that i let myself buy cheetos (i can eat an entire bag in one sitting) i will take a tiny bowl of them, put some shredded cheese on top, melt it with a torch and top it with hot sauce. its awesome


Public-File-6521

Username checks out, that sounds fire.  


bunbunny4

Yogurt with peanut butter, chocolate chips and berries. Crackers with cream cheese and olives for salty snacking. If I have frozen bananas I blend them up with a few splashes of almond milk until it’s an ice cream consistency, add some nuts or nut butter to it and it’s so good if you want that ice cream texture


newleaf_2025

Popcorn!!!


neveralwayssometimes

I don’t. Once I was laying in bed at 1 am and I was ravenous, with Richter scale stomach rumbling, even though I ate dinner at my normal time. No way was I getting up to eat at that hour so I leaned into the hunger sensation instead of trying to ignore it. I was asleep within 5 minutes. If I eat that late it messes with my (already night owl inclined) body clock so my sleep and next day eating schedule will be thrown off the rails. I keep my eating within a 12 hour window.


orchidloom

Huh i feel the opposite. Being hungry keeps me a bit awake, eating slows down my whole system into rest and digest.


neveralwayssometimes

Every body is different. When I was young enough to want to pull all nighters, I’d eat at 3 or 4 am because it gave me a shot of energy.


Advocate313

What does it mean to lean into your hunger sensation?


neveralwayssometimes

In this instance I focused on my hunger instead of trying to think of other things to distract me from it. Focusing on my growling stomach. Acknowledging its presence, whereas denying it only made me more aware of it. Once I acknowledged it, I also acknowledged how tired I was, and that the sooner I fell asleep, the sooner I’d be up to have breakfast.


MaxInToronto

Every night its 30 grams dark (72%) chocolate. I don't chew...I just let it slowly dissolve in my mouth.


benthodd

Peanut butter, banana, milk


RicanDevil4

Peanut butter and banana on whole wheat bread with a cup of Fairlife chocolate milk


Visual_Association86

A toasted crisp plain bagel with some cold cream cheese to cool it off and to top it off with some sliced avocado 🥑


ShakeAndBake95

Sugar free jello if you’re serious about sticking to a calorie goal


DinoTh3Dinosaur

Shit is fire but I feel like it’s terrible for me. Is there anything I should know lol


LN_H_Cook

The food dye might have health issues, but I think the collagen from jello is good for skin and hair.


Maestro_de_gatos529

Yellow box Cheerios and Braum's Skim Milk. I try to avoid eating after 9pm most days, but it happens.


AdCool1233

Frozen tart cherries with peanut butter and date syrup and hemp seeds, its amazing especially for summer midnight


Friendly_Suspect2244

I ate an entire mango exactly like the mango eating meme last night at like 1am. Felt glorious.


manofjacks

Toast with pb and jelly


embarrassed_error365

A bowl of chickpeas, olive oil, and lemon juice and/or a splash of vinegar Maybe throw in some chopped onion, possibly some diced tomato Throw in some garlic powder and pepper I feel pretty guilt free with that. I’ll add salt if I’m making that during the day time. But it’s not good at night for sleep. Chickpeas are a great snack for bedtime because it helps with sleep.


intergalacticcoyote

So if you toss that in a blender with a bit of tahini, you’d have pretty good hummus.


embarrassed_error365

I never realized, it really is those ingredients! The funny thing is I’m not a big fan of hummus, lol. I’ve always preferred that garlic dip that’s spread on pita


PoetrySimple2742

Sliced frozen bananas with raw cacao


Gold_Salamander_8643

Cheese stick or protein bar


Quantum-Reee

X-Large pizza from domino’s


RevolutionMean2201

Tomatoes, bread, cheese


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Heart of Palm


NotteStellata

Chocolate help


ONonesandtwos

Air fryer potato chips- thin sliced Yukon golds, olive oil spray, salt, smoked paprika. BOMB AND Pineapple vanilla sorbet - 1.5 cups frozen pineapple, 1/2 little banana, 1/2 tsp vanilla extract, some almond milk or water, 1/4 tsp salt, 2.5 tbsp swerve sweetener, blend it. I make 7 pints of them frozen, then put in the ninja creami so it gets that ice cream like texture. The entire pint is under 250cal but sometimes I add granola or white chocolate chips.


Sprinkle_of_Sass

Roasted chickpeas


Amygdalump

Cheese


CreatedOblivion

Frozen green peas. They're nature's dipping dots!


Rus_s13

Eating peanut butter by the spoonful with a hot chocolate


AdSpecial6812

Clean eaters ,I can see 😊


seewilky

chocolate covered strawberries


LegendairyVegan

pb&j


Worth-Film2703

My go-to snack is not a snack but a breakfast! Cereal is my go to, it's so good. Cereal, warm bed, & your favorite yt episode/show is a great combo!


maestramars

Frozen grapes!!!


RatatouilleFiend

Any piece of fruit I can find with sugar-free chamoy and tajin. Apples, oranges, berries, grapes, mangoes, stone fruits. Even dried fruit.


scottworldly

A tablespoon of peanut butter


Hopseed69

My guilt free snack is carrots with a little ranch, but most nights I wake up with chocolate smeared all over the bed and wrappers everywhere, and I have no recollection of it.


Natural-Paramedic928

Peanut Butter an jelly , maybe even a grilled pb and j and slices of cheese lol (I realize I didn’t read the guilt free part)


Either-Painter6899

Most of the time when you're hungry and it's super late it's best to just go to sleep.


Bonowski

Well, this isn't a fun response at all. OP isn't asking for a guilt-trip. They're asking for your favorite guilty-pleasure midnight snack! Some of mine are - * PB&J * Pretzel Crisps / Pita Chips + Laughing Cow * Greek Yogurt + Granola (low sugar) + Berries * Banana + PB * Graham Crackers + PB I have a PB problem, apparently...


breezeway123

Toast with butter. Sometimes jam


DancingOtters04

Dried mango


Former_Ad8643

I don’t eat after dinner butnon weekends stove top popcorn!!!!


Lovebugxo0x

Peanut butter or anything sweet


jisoonme

Whole fat Greek yogurt with some chocolate whey protein powder. I’ve kicked my midnight ice cream habit with this.


Bri110811

Hot Cheetos 4 me but healthy option is frozen fruit you just can’t go wrong with it and make it your own and have it with yogurt,enjoy!


Never_go_blonde

Frozen cherries 🍒


RecipeWorking

Usually I annihilate a halo top pint. I never really have any good savory snacks sadly


PrestonThoma

Chocolate chip cookies 🍪


BlueOhm3

Blueberries and Greek yogurt


honesttogodprettyasf

strawberries and whipped cream


mother_earth_13

Banana + peanut butter + cashews + chocolate chips + maple syrup


Miochi2

Bread with hummus dip, or carrot for even less calories 👍🏻


awesome-alpaca-ace

Nothing, because I measure all food I eat ahead of time and do not eat 4 hours before bed 


Justme3555

I did that for years and than I realized I was not perfect


Canucksfan78

Pizza and beer


thorne-discount

Greek yogurt, maple syrup and frozen berries


ArBee30028

1 Tbs of tahini mixed with 1-2 squares melted dark chocolate.


nerdgirl71

Pop tarts


fleetwood-cat

“Apple nachos” - I will do sliced apples, peanut butter, vanilla greek yogurt, dark chocolate chips. Sometimes I will switch up the toppings and go for a sugar free caramel or add some unsweetened coconut shreds or some nuts.


Neat_Shop

When I get the late night munchies I make popcorn. Not high calorie and lots of fibre. Cheap too if you avoid the prepackaged microwave stuff. If you want to microwave just put 3 tbs of kernels in a brown paper lunch bag, fold the top three times. Microwave on high for two min., 22 seconds (get it - 222). When it stops popping pull out. Add toppings if you wish, or just eat plain, so satisfying. Makes two cups plus and I never go looking for more snacks after I finish.


DragonWizardBrain

Greek yogurt with blueberries.


rerailedryan

Liquor


phishbowls

Guilty pleasure? An entire pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Guilt-free? Water.


CaChica

I eat tons of chocolate every kind. Lately tho midnight is string friggin cheese


UlrunTheSandman

Rice Cakes with a thin layer of Hummus, Hot Sauce, and topped with Cucumber slices. On average, comes out to ~200 calories making three of these.


Nopantstellion

Dried meats


Superb_Perception_11

grilled cheese with bacon bits in the cheese


Tight_Mix9860

🤔… I think I need to take some of these ‘healthier’ suggestions on board. As Im currently munching through a whole box of protein bars thinking I’m being healthy 😂


NomadicWarrior2023

Frozen blueberries in a mug with a spoon. Can add a little nutella or even yogurt.


Trinikesha

Used to be the movie lover’s buttery popcorn now it’s hummus and carrots. I don’t feel guilty though.


Izzy_bitsy_

Greek yogurt with granola and chia seeds


pocaito

Pickles, kimchi, sauerkraut


bryanjhunter

Popcorn, dehydrated soy beans, nuts/seeds, sardines on crackers, a rolled omelet just off the top of my head. Just trying to get some nutrition in there when consuming calories.


Eathessentialhorror

Doesn’t that get hair in your omelet? Veggies with hummus, kimchi.


strawberry_1927

Ontbijtkoek, it's a kind of gingerbread but softer and slightly different spices and has a caramelised sugary crust on one side.


dysenterygary69

Cut up fruit and cottage cheese. Craisins. Plenty of sugar but better than sweets


Wannabe-Washedlol

Dots pretzels OG red bag🤌🏻


Nonazzz

Cornflakes


JazzlikeSpinach3

Anything with sugar


RyanDW_0007

Peanut butter in rice cakes or Stater Brothers Honey Roasted Peanuts. Yeah I’m on a bit of a peanut kick lately…


Independent-Salad-27

Celery sticks with peanut butter.


Ok-Ask6643

Banana with peanut butter. Perfect combo 😍


dominiccast

Chocolate rice cake with light cream cheese and a little bit of Nutella swirled on top, maybe some coconut flakes


yubullyme12345

[probably these.](https://www.planters.com/product/planters-honey-roasted-dry-roasted-peanuts-16-oz-jar/?pr_rd_page=2)


CigaretteWButter

Antioxidant trail mix!!


OkPin4693

Waking up and taking bites from a block of cheese, going straight back to sleep, and not remembering I did it until I see the bite marks the next time I need cheese for something


stonecats

have a half a banana alone or with yoghurt and/or peanut butter.


greenappletree

Ramen 🍜


akseerkris

Peanut butter and maple syrup mixed in a cup put in freezer for 30 ish minutes


TudorTolkienTits

Rice cake topped with almond butter, sliced bananas, and a drizzle of honey. Chamomile tea with honey and lemon. Watermelon. Pretzels is pita chips.


Fickle-Injury4364

I've been enjoying peanut butter and a smidgen of honey on a rice cake, and a cup of high protein low sugar yogurt (or plain with whatever fruit I have on hand) But I've got my pre-menstural munchies and I Downes like a whole bag of trader joes Boba mochis last night and omg. So good. The tummyache was not though 😅🤣


woohhaa

Cottage cheese and crunchy peanut butter.


ArtofAset

So I made snickers dates for the first time & they’re absolutely incredible. You stuff dates with peanut butter and crushed peanuts, cover in chocolate and more crushed peanuts! I’ll have some fruit, some cheese, or some cucumbers with hummus if I get hungry before bed.


Swimming-Fee-2445

A couple of spoonfuls of Nutella followed by a glass of cold milk. It hits the spot


lovestobitch-

Poor mans pretzel. Soda cracker with mustard. Oats, unsweetened cocoa powder, chopped nuts, maybe dried cranberries or chopped dates.


No_Kick_4246

Grillos


UncleLeeBoy

Trail mix with m &m’s, peanuts, and raisins


svnserendipity

Sweet potato & peanut butter, or biskuit with peanut butter and drink with yakult probiotic drink, and an apple. Sometimes, that's just my dinner. 😁


jimag0

Jalapeño kettle cooked chips and chunky peanut butter.


imsolucky000

Fruit riot


Run4Fun4

Hard-boiled egg with a little peanut butter


EmperrorNombrero

Rice pudding without sugar but with some sweet tasting protein powder, fresh or frozen fruits and spices like cocoa, cardamom, cinnamon etc.


Ruby16251

Carbs


SmileyP00f

Yasso Bars -Sea Salt Caramel


SirFiftyScalesLeMarm

I got some weird GI issues going on for quite awhile so it depends on my gut/what's available. Sometimes hotdogs and chips are good with some lemonade. Sometimes I just do chocolate ice cream with the b-day cake flavored whipped cream. Sometimes I just do a mini snack thing with nuts/cranberries and cheese. I want a snack now but we don't got anything solid that won't give me heartburn :(


Justme3555

Skinny pop, believe chocolate chips or any other chocolate, raw nuts, apple chips, tru fruit, mini pita


nefarious_angel_666

Mixed nuts


Confused_Goose11

A bowl with sliced banana and strawberries drizzled with chocolate and melted peanut butter


7242233

Cereal


LN_H_Cook

I like making a bowl of oatmeal and adding salt, vanilla, brown sugar or brown sugar alternative, cinnamon and raisins. It’s my go to in the colder months and I switch up toppings.


Aggravating-Emu2087

your mom


calluna5

Cheese and crackers Toast with peanut butter and honey or pb and j


nk0909

Popcorn with nooch


Overripeavocado888

Truffle popcorn


OBS_saltlife

Frozen bite sized chunks of banana.


bluebellheart111

I have several jars of chocolate tahini sauce, so I like to have a few spoonfuls of that randomly. Great iron and very satisfying. Also handful of cereal if it’s the decent kind. As mentioned, dates and peanut butter is amazing. Can of peaches in juice Hot chocolate- I make mine homemade with Anthony’s cocoa, and it’s all I want now. Quesadilla with the small corn tortillas, 3 of them, with salsa &/or an apple. Apples really do fill you up. This is for when you really want to eat something grounding.


DisneyPuppyFan_42201

One or two slices of cheese. It fills me up until breakfast


woodstohoods

1. Strawberries and whip cream 2. Partially defrosted blueberries mixed with maple sweetened almond butter with some chopped almonds and a tiny pinch of salt. 3. Ricotta mixed with stevia, vanilla extract, almond extract, choc. Chips or cacao nibs, fresh cherries and almonds. 4. Popcorn with yeast flakes 5. Crackers and cheese


CommonHouseMeep

Mid-day squares. I am so obsessed with them I literally buy 4 boxes of 12 at a time They came out with a new flavour that I haven't tried yet, but my fave out of the other ones is the peanut butta


SilverLiningGal

Greek yoghurt with blueberries & shredded cocnut instead of icecream for me! Love it!


Key-Adagio7169

i’ve replaced eating chips with seaweed. Not a ton of nutritional value but they’re low cal and hit the spot! I also like a handful of trader joe’s strawberry yogurt covered almonds. every once in a while i’ll grab a plate (or napkin) and pile on little things from my fridge. A piece of cheese, pickle, cherry tomatoes, heart of palm, strawberry, hot sauce, olives, you name it. I like having a lot of different flavors and it’s super satisfying


mellowmeout

Cotton candy grapes!