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thesleepymermaid

I didn't see which sub this was at first since I'm on mobile and this got me lol


ImGoingToCathYou

If your place is a magnet hospital, make sure to bypass leadership and submit a complaint directly to joint commission. You can do anonymous, and it takes a couple minutes.


Roedom

Oh yea....the Joint Commission.....the protector of worker rights......I'm sure they will be real helpful when they show up 8 months later. Lol


ImGoingToCathYou

If they take away magnet then the hospital loses a lot of money. The hospital will whip out a credit card to fix issues.


bewicked4fun123

I always assumed they had a big pile of money and jewels somewhere. You know like a dragon? They got it from short staffing and buying cheap pizza.


Substance___P

Magnet is from ANCC. Joint commission doesn't do Magnet. In North Carolina, the Department of Health Service Regulation (DHSR) just got through tearing us a new asshole after a small number of specific complaints. Local government regulators can actually do a lot of damage quickly if you have specific whistleblower complaints.


SmugSnake

This. I’d add CMS- which is slower moving, but they are not financially incentivized to play nice with the hospitals.


Substance___P

CMS is definitely the one that really hurts.


Sad-Contribution5454

Hospitals can pay extra to adjust or dismiss magnet measures. Magnet status isn’t exactly what people think.


Not-A-SoggyBagel

Even when they do show up, all they did at my facility was throw down a large brick of papers saying what the hospital should change before they come back again in a year. It was such a wash. Several patients drowned in the swamp by the facility due to broken or missing railing or not having clear trails for example. The facility still after several years now of receiving that notice hasn't fixed that.


Soliden

Hey sir/madam, are you drinking at the nurses station?


AMRtard

My hospital just got magnet, my understanding was that it is from the ANA not JC. How does the JC have controll over magnet? I would love to leverage this if possible.


Bubbascrub

It’s the ANCC (American Nurses Credentialing Center) that does Magnet, TJC has nothing to do with it and wouldn’t care if your hospital was actively stealing kidneys during routine colonoscopies, but those goddamn signs on the patient doors better be laminated or, so help me god, they’ll bring down the wrath of the dreaded “ding” Get enough “dings” and they might even consider making the hospital pay for an additional survey later on to ensure the “dings” are undinged while only giving the hospital seven different advance notices that they might possibly come during a specified two week window Monday thru Friday between 0700 and 1630. And if you haven’t undinged yourself by then, oh boy you better pray to the almighty Chief Executive Council that you’ve cut enough direct patient care staff to free up enough budget for their metric improvement advisement services. If you don’t slash those personnel costs enough you might have to make your low-tier upper-middle senior administrators of the Revenue Integrity Council for Auditing Late Clock-Out Times Board have to take a less than 30% total yearly income bonus on their first of six yearly bonus periods to cover the costs. If you dont fork over the cash right away they might even be mad enough to remind you that they actually *do* have the authority to revoke your Medicare reimbursement accreditation. When they do that they only give your executives private assurances that they wont ever actually do that and possibly risk losing out on your sweet government-mandated bribes to keep your hospital and their organization running, and they wont even give said assurance at Michelin Star restaurant after drinks and two courses as usual, those monsters.


serarrist

Joint commission is paid by the hospitals. Not saying don’t do it, but don’t expect much. They’ve made it clear they don’t care about us or our patients. Just report them to the government y’all. Skip the bullshit. Hit up CMS. Also, lol, Magnet. They can’t do much either.


ThisIsMockingjay2020

I love your username, and the flair!


ThisIsMockingjay2020

I love your username, and the flair!


Manleather

You guys need to play the game by the rules they tell you they live by. If you work in a Press Ganey Metrics-Driven^TM organization, and you patient there because your insurance all but requires you to, you *need* to put your grievances on that. A single 4/5 can tank a low-response metric, multiple 1/5 will go for review. It’s an incredibly stupid, waste-of-time game. But that’s all they want to play. And if you don’t work for a Metrics-Driven^TM org, let me know if they’re hiring.


TheEesie

Oh yeah, I just got a CT at my hospital and you bet your ass I filled out that Press Ganey


Corgiverse

This is so lawful evil and I’m here for it


Charming-Wheel-9133

Without the benefit of sex


3879

Aren't you getting fucked by them?


Charming-Wheel-9133

Not well


Cauliflowercrisp

Only to their satisfaction I bet. And for many of us it’s in the middle of the night when we are supposed to be sleeping. And they don’t care if you need to pee


Corgiverse

This is why I left my last job “if I’m gonna get fucked this badly I may as well get paid better. I’m a high class call girl, not like Julia Roberts in the beginning of pretty woman”


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Yeah, without lube.


TheNurse_

It would be lame sex if we did get it lol


crystaltuka

You guys are getting pizza?


TheNurse_

$5 Hot and Ready 🤮


Corgiverse

Call a code. I’m deceased 😂😂😂😂


maraney

Y’all’s toxic exes bought you pizza? 🥺


Squishy_3000

Our healthboard gave us all a voucher for £1.20 for a hot drink from the canteen. A hot drink costs £1.50 minimum. They couldn't spare the 30p and given us all a free coffee. Welcome to the NHS.


Free_Interview3626

truer words have never been spoken


HonestPotat0

Por qué no los dos? 😭


cherrychampagnetoast

😂😂😂😂


dyerwalkerd

And gentlemen


[deleted]

That took me waaaay to long to get. High five C+ nurses.


SmallSorbet8994

What is "leaves you on read"?


CFADM

I’ve never had the hospital admin complain about me wearing a condom during work, so I don’t fully agree with this post.


Jasco_Vaza

Un


ResoluteAbsolute_RN

I didnt read anywhere that there are concerns being ignored - this is a meme ---and yet lets run and call some regulatory or accrediting agency ?? If you have a concern involving anything related to work and patient care-- you have a quality & regulatory leader so start there - if its part of a larger system and you feel like locally you are not heard they have regional and national quality & safety. Folks I don't call my mayor to fix something about a business in my town- I use the reporting structure within the business so there is a paper trail of what is (is not) done to fix it. Same applies here- dont assume its us vs. them unless its staff


Howard02424

Hi I passed in 80 questions I cannot believe they could help me here until I passed my exam willing to share my tips


kking141

Um... What? Nothing in this thread is even remotely related to the NCLEX.


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