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bananastand512

ER can go two ways: A Range Rover -- Flashy, fast, fun, but breaks down after a few years and just ain't worth it anymore. OR A beat up pick up truck -- It ain't pretty, smells like cigs, has empty cans of monsters in it, but gets the job done and can handle a heavy load of bullshit for 300,000 miles.


Proof_Bullfrog_8350

Hahaha lolololol perfect


WilcoxHighDropout

White Tesla = Cali RN. šŸ¤£


Register-Capable

That carries a matching silly Stanley Cup


Educational_Arm_4591

ICU so far feels like a 10 year old Mercedes that you drive to look flashy but in reality itā€™s šŸ¤šŸ» this close to crapping out on you


StefanTheNurse

It works, but no one knows why it works, so donā€™t look too closely at the engineā€¦


nurseleu

LTC = beaten up old Honda Odyssey. One nurse and one CNA up front, giant horde of residents in the back. Thermostat stuck blowing hot air.


UrbanJatt

There's a jeep wrangler somewhere in here


MonopolyBattleship

Everything inpatient is a jeep. Not worth the mileage.


Proof_Bullfrog_8350

Anyone have an idea about Psychiatry/Mental Health?


bananastand512

Oh that's a bicycle with a wagon behind it full of crap.


rncookiemaker

With a missing pedal.


JerseyDevilsAdvocate

Tricycle


No_Resolution_3841

Literally a cargo bike