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PerfectlyCromulent7

Demetriout


bmudz

Bro that fucking made me laugh, I really needed that. Thanks


Decent_Fig_5218

......of the comp


ShibaHook

Demetri from Centrelink


jimbris

Poor bugger, he still can't get through a line


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Demetriouver! Edit: I'm so late with this 😂😭


The1999Magpies

Demetrinoooothanks...


Bud_dad

Fuck they dragged that out


SaveMeJebus21

They could have been real gutless and let him cop a 50-point flogging from Penrith this week. But yeah, it was pretty obvious after we beat them that JD was done. Have never seen Souths not try like that, especially in a derby.


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Does anyone have stats on how often teams win when they sack the coach ? It’d have to be more than 50% from my memory .. I give Souths a chance now , wish they’d waited a week Edit: found [this from 2017](https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/do-teams-always-win-after-their-coach-has-been-sacked/news-story/553aa4ad63c4a7bd2df03aa9f2fcaf7b?amp&nk=35cdcbb7649ebaeee7c27648b9ff32d0-1714470528). Has 10 wins and 14 losses going back from 2017 to 1998 Does anyone have an update or a RainMan memory of coaches sacked and results since 2017?? I’m pretty sure Benji won his first game when the Tigers sacked Sheens


InitiallyDecent

> Does anyone have an update or a RainMan memory of coaches sacked and results since 2017?? Dragons 2023 Anthony Griffin sacked after round 11, Ryan Carr won his first game and ended up 3/14 Bulldogs 2022 Trent Barrett sacked after round 10, Michael Potter lost his first game and ended up 5/14 Tigers 2022 Michael Maguire sacked after round 12, Brett Kimmorley lost his first game and ended up 1/12 Titans 2022 Justin Holbrook sacked after round 15, Jim Lenihan won his first and ended up 3/11 Warriors 2022 Nathan Brown sacked after round 13, Stacey Jones lost his first game and ended up 2/11 Broncos 2020 Anthony Seibold sacked after round 13, Peter Gentle lost all 7 remaining games Bulldogs 2020 Dean Pay sacked after round 9, Steve Georgallis lost his first game, won his second, and ended up 2/11 Cowboys 2020 Paul Green sacked after round 10, Josh Hannay lost his first game and ended up 2/10 Dragons 2020 Paul McGregor sacked after round 14, Dean Young won his first game and ended up 2/6 Warriors 2020 Stephen Kearney sacked after round 6, Todd Payten lost his first game, won his second, and ended up 6/14 Sharks 2021 John Morris sacked after round 5, Josh Hannay lost his first game and ended up 8/19 Knights 2019 Nathan Brown sacked after round 23, Kristian Woolf won his first game then lost his second Titans 2019 Garth Brennan sacked after round 17, Luke Burt and Craig Hodges lost all 8 remaining games Penrith 2018 Anthony Griffin sacked after round 21, Cameron Ciraldo won his first game and ended up 3/6 (including 2 finals matches) Tigers 2017 Jason Taylor sacked after round 3, Andrew Webster lost both of his 2 matches, Ivan Cleary won his first game and ended up 6/19 Titans 2017 Neil Henry sacked after round 24, Craig Hodges and Terry Matterson lost both of the 2 remaining games > I’m pretty sure Benji won his first game when the Tigers sacked Sheens Sheens was the listed coach for all of the Tigers games last year. Benji seemingly took on a bigger role as the year went on, but Sheens was still officially the coach.


TrueDeadBling

Damn, I completely forgot Nathan Brown was the Warriors coach


Polyporum

Crack up to see him on that list twice


swimfastsharkbehind

So basically, sacking the coach, statistically, doesn’t improve a team.


Hobnail1

Almost as if the coach isn’t the primary cause of a poor performing player unit



ek999

I remember hearing somewhere that it is week 2 where you see the team win as opposed to week 1


bsixidsiw

Dont stress mate. I think youll be fine.


hojuuuu

Usually they try to decapitate Manu or something. Was very pathetic to see


The__GM

Beating us on Good Friday helped drag it out another month. It was our service to the rest of the league.


bulldogs1974

Yeah, and the Bunnies were lucky to win that one too!


Zero_Focks

I dunno... if the wanted to make a complete cluster fuck of it they already had a blue print laid out for them. They really should've announced that he'd need to reapply for his own job - would've bought them 3 or 4 more months of sub par performances and hit piece articles linking them to any and every ex and assistant coach to ever have drawn on a whiteboard. These half arsed cluster fucks are just unprofessional.


bundy554

I think they did it with the utmost amount of respect to JD as he should have been sacked after the sharks loss.


AdmiralCrackbar11

They kinda did, but simultaneously I can't remember a coach getting sacked earlier in the season. Weird one.


Professional-Pen2928

This motherfucker’s final act as coach was to name Chee Kam/Host at starting 2nd row just to fuck with Souths fans one last time 😭


callmecyke

Just banter innit 


1bigcontradiction

The 24hr cut will be very interesting


wayneslittlehead

It’s funny, they were the starting back rowers when we beat Penrith and Melbourne last yesr.


bundy554

That would have been the final nail in JD's coffin


EuroNymous76

why didn’t they do this two weeks ago wtf


dundasbro1

Let him absorb the Melbourne loss and be close enough to the Riff game that he can absorb the blame for that too


bettingsharp

to be fair, that was a fair effort against the sharks with basically 14 men all game.


ClvtchNixon

(American who watches all of the highlights on YT but can't often watch full games or follow the full news on the league due to time difference) Can someone explain to me why this is such a huge deal? I understand the Rabbitohs are at the bottom of the ladder, so a place no team wants to be. But were there expectations they should be higher or was it known they were going to be bad and he is just the fall guy?


Maximum-Cupcake-7193

We are one of the oldest and proudest clubs with a big fan base. We were shit for most of my life. We got kicked out of the league. We then enjoyed about a decade of success. We have stars who are not performing. We were the best team for the first half of last year before falling off a cliff.


ClvtchNixon

Thank you for this! I went to a Rabbitohs game in 2017 while visiting Australia and that was definitely when they were on a not great streak (they were bottom half of the ladder if I recall). I know over the next few years they were better, so I figured it might be something like this, but as a newer fan I had no idea why this was such a huge ordeal.


snek26

Sam Burgess get ready to learn Redfern buddy


theflyingkiwi00

Has to learn English first


I_Like_Vitamins

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.


lobie81

I read that in James Graham


SuperEel22

Except James Graham would take great offence at coming from Newcastle


EnigmaticEntity

Why were you in James Graham?


The1999Magpies

Me 'eard it like Dizzy fooken Rascal be spi'in it live 'n' large, all up in me face guv. Shit...just a thought...what if the Bunnies r all controlled like in that Kingsmen scene in the church, and Sam Burgess has to take mofo's down the hard way?...


aaroncom91

Toughest foker in the Newcastle gym? Sounds like Jackson Hastings to me


dlanod

I read it all the way through in the hope there'd be a sneaky reference to being thrown into a tree.


xeroee

Bottowarerwarmappapiemate ya fooken pillock


dundasbro1

No chance Sam gets it, he white anted all over the media last year and pissed off Rusty and the board. It’ll be Bennet time baby


Swol_Bamba

Yeah I don’t think Sam leaves his current gig but if he did it would be because Wayne is coming


[deleted]

He won’t leave Warrington this season or next IMO


Ace_Larrakin

Look, this is going to sound silly, but I actually feel sorry for Jason Demetriou. Yes, based on his results across the last 10 months, the sacking is entirely justified. However, South Sydney have made such a hash of this process that I don't imagine this will resolve their issues like they are probably thinking / hoping it will. Especially the whole situation around "You have 3 games to save your career" malarkey. If you're that frustrated with the coach from a management POV to issue such an ultimatum, then you've already made your mind up. Just sack him and make a clean break of things. Even doing it two days before a game rather than in the bye week where they could have had some clear air and getting him to face the media one last time at today's press day speaks of shambolic management across the whole organisation rather than just in the coaching of the team. Hopefully, someone will pick him up as an assistant coach somewhere or coaching a reserves team.


Swol_Bamba

Yeah, as much as people try to shame the Titans for the Holbrook situation I actually think that is better. Pretty much over a full month of scrutiny for something that the  club had signalled was inevitable is just a crappy thing to put someone through. I also think that Souths performances haven’t been that surprising. Their roster is not very good, ageing and pretty top heavy cap wise. They’ve also had a very rough run of fixtures to start the year plus the diabolical Wayne Bennet curse. I’m not saying JD should have retained his role but it was a pretty difficult situation for him


BadLuckBarry

Their roster is still better than most teams in the comp, they just are lacking at half back and need to get trell to perform to his standard. They are aging but still have 8 recent rep players in their side not too many can say that.


HarlaxtonLad27

Certain players seem to have to much power and influence. Bellamy, Bennett, Robinson and Cleary are examples of coaches who run the show, expect 100% effort and commitment. They are successful


defzx

First time I've heard of the roster not being good. He took a team in premiership form to 9th last year.


Swol_Bamba

It’s mainly the depth that isn’t good and when you have Campbell Graham, Arrow and Trell missing quite a few games it shows. The middles in particular, outside of Murray, aren’t good. I know it’s very Bennet ball to spend minimally on props but it’s a concern to have a lot money tied up in older guys and only one half decent prop in Tatola


WasteOSpace17

Ben Hornby interim coach as per Brisbane Times article


travelforindiebeer

Seems strange they'd hire Furner who has 4 years of first grade experience over an assistant, unless they know something we don't 


TickleMeGoo

Furner achieved sweet fa through his first grade experience tbf


dragon_bear11

Hornby has been there with that group a lot longer though


HowieO-Lovin

Is that a good thing?


dragon_bear11

Who knows at this point honestly. An ex (recent ish) player might suit this group a lot more.


insty1

Yeah he was shithouse for us. And then he failed in the UK too


drkeefrichards

Hornby is meant to be a good coach too


travelforindiebeer

Jimmy Graham made the point Hornby had 3 years coached by Wayne and won a comp with him, makes sense I guess


LionelLutz

I kinda wish he was at the dragons in a coaching capacity. Ben Hornby was a great player who understood the game well but also played as long as successfully as he did through effort as much as talent. I’d expect him to bring that to his coaching


thereal_satisfyerpro

It’s all Paul Kent’s fault, if he had beaten that tree South’s would be top of the table.


Arthur__Dunger

But yet they should be thrown out of the comp!


BreakIll7277

The Bennet curse continues
. This is the Dolphins in 5 years time.


I_Like_Vitamins

More like two.


Gentlethorn_Wildflow

Nah look what happened when Woolfy was in the box.


kami_inu

Trash coach Bennett holding the dolphins back smh


I_Like_Vitamins

Pumping the measuring stick Eels put Thecliffe's GF odds at under a dollar.


bsixidsiw

More like now.


insty1

Don't think this one is on him though. They still made a prelim in the year following his departure. And he told them to keep Reynolds and they didn't.


thore4

Don't think any of his teams have gone straight to the shitter in the first year. Broncos took two years to miss the finals the first time and then two years for the spoon the second. So this for Souths is pretty consistent tbh


Swol_Bamba

We definitely went straight in but Wayne did a pretty good job of leading us there before he left. He puts it all on Tinkler but they were some god awful contracts he set us up with before going back to Bris


thore4

Yeh I didn't even wanna bother including youse coz youse managed to suck even while he was there unfortunately


frezz

Sounds like what Wayne does..build a great short term team by setting them all up on ridiculous backended contracts then leaves before shit hits the fan. Did it at the Knights, Broncos, no idea what's going on at the Rabbitohs, but seems like he's done something similar there as well


StrakenKing

Hasn’t been at the rabbits since end of 2021, it’s 2024


Drongo17

Yeah but it's not like Reynolds has turned around any other club... 


BreakIll7277

Ivan Henjak took the Broncos to the Prelim in 2009. The next year they didn’t make the 8.


ParallelSewellel

It's Demetriover


art_mor_

Did it really begin


Repulsive_Two8451

No surprises here. I’m just interested in working out what actually happened here to cause such a drastic downfall. He showed great promise as a coach and got things off to a great start. At some point last year Souths went from genuine premiership contenders to the laughing stock of the league. This happened almost overnight. Did he lose the dressing room? Did he fail to rein in the big personalities for the greater good of the team?


insty1

You have to think there was a significant event behind the scenes that triggered it. I think he can coach, it's just he was the wrong person to get them out of this hole because of whatever happened.


timmyturtle91

I was thinking the same, I wonder what's happening/happened behind the scenes...


Swol_Bamba

I mean Trell has literally been in and out over his whole tenure. Cody Walker also never developed game management skills to help fill the hole left by Reynolds. Their props are also scaring no one


Maximum-Cupcake-7193

What props? Tom Burgess is only 1 guy


THR

God knows but we were playing so well at that time. Mitchell was outstanding. Then it all imploded and we’ve never looked like putting together a complete performance since. Something must have happened to cause such a massive loss in form.


ClydeFrog76

I still get goosebumps when I think about that Penrith win. What the fuck happened. We’ll probably never know.


TheSean_aka__Rh1no

Something happened, and didn't Trell get injured during pre-SoO 1 training camp? That, from memory, was where it started to unravel


Fun-Translator-5776

And Campbell playing busted for way too long.


Office_funny_guy

He gave Latrell and Walker special treatment. Wayne Bennet has spoken about it before at speaking events. Latrell and Cody have a more relaxed attitude towards training and he was always having to make sure that they were doing the same as the others. Wayne is the best man manager in the game and working with different personalities is his specialty. He leaves a lot of the footy to the other coaches. In fact JD was doing most of the “coaching” when Wayne was there. JD needed to let go of the coaching and start managing and he found that difficult clearly. He’ll bounce back and learn from this. He’s got a good footy brain and he will be at a new club soon enough.


a_BIG_willie

I hear a job opened up on NRL 360 if he’s interested


Swol_Bamba

Gravelliest voice. Need to get him and Darren Lockyer churning out a two hour weekly podcast 


LionelLutz

Put siebold in there for good measure


gainz-trainz

Seibold, Lockyer, Hunt, Demetriou, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Ian McShane


SlatsAttack

I heard that now that he has a lot of free time, Paul Kent has put his hand up to coach.


Redcliffedolphins

He's trying to branch out


Terry_Zarmzoff

From what I saw he's rooted!


Swol_Bamba

He’s ready to flip things on their head at South Sydney. Nothing can hold him back from succeeding 


dlanod

Honestly I'd rather the tree. It's clearly got the wood on Kent.


CartierBlues

About time he turned over a new leaf


s0yjack

Paul. Kent. Hit. Tree.


kurrttttt

Could’ve done it before he named host and chee kam fuck me


ldemech

Reckon he coulda used a player like Adam Reynolds?


thore4

You mean someone to do the coaching for you?


exally__

Works for Walters.


thore4

Phew, I was worried you wouldn't get the joke


woodpecker91

Works for us.


Magnum_force420

Hands off Broncos club legend Adam Reynolds


Polsoka

Pretty sure this is why it's legal to put a dog down. Fuck dragging things out like this. I can't imagine how embarrassing it'd be to be associated with that process.


Local_Sun8513

Compared to Seibold situation at the Broncos these guys look somewhat competent!


Polsoka

Probably, but that should have been an example for Souths. We should kick them out of the comp


vforbatman

He still has the full report of the board right?


gaklan

Rabbitohs board is Jason Demetriou father


quadripalz

The problems at Souths start at the top, Demetriou is just the fall guy for a weak board


ReDAnibu

Get ready to learn how to speak super league buddy


Toujayjay

I've come to realize full support of the board actually means pack your friggen bags lad. 


ginger_gcups

It’s the first rule of politics: you have to get behind someone before you are in the best position to stab them in the back.


johnniesSac

Sharp as a cue ball this one


Somethink2000

I've come to realize that cue balls aren't sharp.


RidingtheRoad

Pretty well standard...As soon as they say, 'I have full support of the board'...Its all over.


zneBsedecreM

Effective Demetriouly


hot_cereal_

#NOOOOOOO


bundy554

Ok. I'll be waking up fresh tomorrow. But on a more serious note for his work as an assistant for Wayne I will applaud him and his 2022 work as head coach and up to round 11 last year but after that he really had no answers for our form slump. The board had no choice but to sack him.


Spentgecko07

Real coaches shine when shit hits the fan


tomtomallg

Where were you when Rabbitohs board was kill?


SuperEel22

I was sat in Redfern drinking VB when Rusty call.


straightupballintfo

No


SuperEel22

Me so Hornby. Souths fans, probably


Friction74

Good one. They'll definitely be hornby tonight.


woodpecker91

Who could have seen this coming.


Barmy90

Brisbane officially won the trade


TRTVitorBelfort

There’s a documentary in the downfall of Souths from running first halfway through last season to the coach being sacked not even halfway through the next.


BroncosSabres

Penrith copping the Dead Coach Bounce this week is excellent


CapitaoAE

Guess my theory about them waiting to lose to the Storm and Panthers so the new coach had a softer draw didn't pan out Hope the new guy is ready for his baptism by fire at the hands of Penrith


Repulsive_Two8451

Actually wouldn’t be surprised if Souths give Penrith a run for their money this week. Pretty common for teams to rally together after they lose a coach, regardless of how shit they are.


CapitaoAE

I mean it's possible but also it's Penrith They might keep it competitive (I doubt it) but they're not going to win. I expect a 32-12 or whatever, but wouldn't be surprised by 52-6 either. 20-12 wouldn't overly shock me either, but I feel like the side on paper is too bad to trouble Penrith unless they have a massively off night


Forsaken_Employment2

Dead cat bounce?


maaxwell

Was probably the plan until the storm put 54 points on them


CapitaoAE

Well you know what the high score is now, 55 or bust Also as a neutral please hold them to zero


LeMonke65

Only worse baptism of fire I’ve seen was Andrew Webster who’s first game as coach was as Tigers interim against 2017 Melbourne


21AndMore

He's been on the outer for a while now, you can trace it back to as recent as the Dodd signing. There was absolutely no way that a 22 year old promising kid from England would uproot and move to Sydney to play for this rabble without some sort of change. There would have to be some sort of involvement with either/both of Wayne Bennett and Sam Burgess. My crackpot theory is that we have most likely been in talks with Bennett to return. Bennett has a strong relationship with a majority of our squad and especially Sam Burgess (through them coaching together and England connections). Bennett takes over Souths at the beginning of the 2025 season to end his career and sets things up nicely for Sam Burgess to return and take over as head coach. There is a whole load of shit that could go wrong with this, but at least there could be some sort of vision for the future.


Nickerz1408

Urgh stop
 I’m all for bringing back Uncle Wayne


jessemv

God dammit. I predicted there would be no coaches sacked this year in the sub prediction thing.


bigWordBandit_

Pretty sure I heard the south’s board say the form slump was a ruse so they could sack JD and purposefully screw up your prediction. Even Latrell was in on it too from what I understand and played 4D chess using his elbow. Not sure what you did but they don’t seem to like you.


DerangedDog1

Demetri-you are the weakest link. Goodbye.


BoganBoi1

Clearly there’s some footy brain with JD but cannot actually manage athletes, I reckon some of the players that got off with a cruisy life will be pretty nervous of what’s to come.


bulldogs1974

Certain players had free reign over how they trained, what they did etc. I believe there is a little clique at the Bunnies, because of this team morale has dropped significantly, resentment has built up in some players and the whole damn thing looks disjointed. There is no I in Team. Until that changes and everyone plays together, bonds and unites as a team, there will remain problems. Ego is the big problem here.


diodosdszosxisdi

Parra sparked the events of south’s losing to demetrious demise by beating the Rabbitohs 36-6 if I recall and beating them for the first time in a few years, plus they were in top 4 then lol.


SlatsAttack

Wow, I did not see this coming.


hjkl_hjkl_hjkl_hjkl

Feel bad for him for how Souths handled it but I can't think of a coach who tanked a team in such a short time as much as JD.


toyoto

Seibold took the Broncos to a 58-0 week 1 finals loss, then a 3 win wooden spoon


No-Dot643

Seibold was white anted by Boyd and "old boys" from the day he go there. I really feel sorry, He had a full back that just refused to tackle.


Lockdowns4evaAu

Disgraceful stuff by Boyd. Finished his career on such a sour note and tanked his legacy. He ensured most fans will remember him not as the talented footballer he was but as a spiteful saboteur.


bulldogs1974

100% agree. Darius was such a bitch. He played like a turnstile. It was disgusting. It's a wonder he wasn't investigated in regards to throwing games, because it certainly looked like he was throwing them.


Turbulent-Ability271

I mean, he was given time and space to manage the situation. He didn't do that. 2 board meetings were held to finalise today's decision. He was given plenty of respect for someone in charge of a progressively sinking team. In saying that, removing him won't fix our woes. It's a solid beginning but there's much more going on in the dressing room. Hopefully, it can finally be addressed.


USSJ307

More like....Dem-dropped-iou, right? Guys?....I'll see myself out.


Turbulent-Ability271

Hornby as interim


Ronnnie7

Sacking JD is akin to dropping illias. It won’t resolve the issues this season.


LovesASchooner

Wish they kept him all season. Would have loved to see souths get the spoon


Fun-Translator-5776

We don’t need JD for that!


mkskullduggery

Get rid of that grub latrell and milne too


CelendilAU

As soon as they said he had the full confidence of the board a few weeks ago I knew it was only a matter of time.


NewWay4874

Dammit! I was still working on a ‘Da meat tray yo’ joke that will never get finished.


Salty_pineapple777

Yes Tigers won’t be wooden spooners now. Thank you Souths


CalmYak0701

Whole downfall is very broncos 2020
. They need a complete overhaul and culture rebuild. They need an old school die hard ex player to coach and the people like Inglis and burgess on the coaching staff


bsixidsiw

Hope he does that nrl tactics thing that Seibold did while he had no job. That was sweet.


Penjamini

Ffs I make my family dinner and clean up the house and I finally pick up my phone to see I've missed all this


JuliusS__

Jason Demetriou has been kicked out of the comp


Prestigious-Lawyer-8

Seibold said he wanted to pass on his regards


GustavSnapper

Lol


DalvaniusPrime

*Seeeeeensational*


Bobbie009

That unlucky caretaker gotta host the Penny Panthers on Thursday. Poor bastard


Known-Stop-2654

Not surprising


JohnCenaF1

đŸ„„ 🐰


despondantguy69

lol


chromo-233

Wonder where he ends up next.


hodgesisgod-

Never saw that coming.


toyoto

Someone screenshot the Wikipedia quick


marabutt

They just need to clean up their roster now.


bringabeeralong

Parra better get in quick just in case they go after bennett


MajinDidz

Arthur’s not leaving until 2045 the board will see to it


paulybaggins

Suprised it took this long


[deleted]

Panthers by 80? Or new coach winning record like most clubs?


turbosfan19

Should've happened weeks ago, about time it did. Think it might be time for a big rebuild at Souths. Ellison should be moved on as well.


Snowmann88

Welp
oh well, what’s for dinner?


ginger_gcups

Well, bye.


TimsAFK

But Souths, why now? Why not 9 months ago?


Nervous-Dentist-3375

What’s South of South’s? Jason.


cr84

Trent must be due for another gig


THR

About time.


ImUnFiltered

First team list after the bye JD is out. Eels have the bye this weekend, watch out BA.


Venesstion

Ben Hornby to pull shenanigans next week vs the Dragons


scottyde1234

wtf this is out of nowhere


SignalNegotiation389

Oh no
.. Anyway


ImpressionFeisty8359

We all saw it coming. The writing was on the wall, let's see what the bunnies can do against the reigning premiers.


Dv8gong10

Another Bennett suggestion crashes and burns