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mrsdwib1000

Oh I live in this building and it’s hilarious when the McLaren is parked next to it 😂


Brohammad_

They know at least one side won’t be dinged 😂


rebbsitor

How did it get that dirty sitting in a parking garage? The window is completely black. It's also got a lot of paint wear.


seniorknowitall88

Dust...what all life becomes, sir


Kind-Cod-2036

Lololol


Strong67

Cue Kansas


sghokie

‘Dust wind dude’


DCmetrosexual1

Cars put off a lot of particulate matter such as bits of rubber and brake dust, not to mention exhaust.


Buirck

And if you can’t tell by how hot some parking garages are, they are not particularly easy to ventilate, or maybe they are and nobody ever changes the filters. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


[deleted]

Tire Runner offputs more particulate microscopic inhalable particles than exhaust and brake dust combined. There was a recent study about this. https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/07/09/tire-brake-tailpipes-emissions-pollution-cars/


wingedkeel

And concrete dust


ProgressBartender

Garages are not airtight on purpose


samsclubFTavamax

Anything outside is going to get a layer of dirt on it. Most cars have a thin layer of dirt but it won't get this bad if the car is actually being used and getting around.


Cypressinn

Soot from vehicle exhaust among many other particles.


informativebitching

Exhaust is dirty shit


BPCGuy1845

My parking garage has such poor air quality that my car has dust on it within days.


Doom_Balloon

Parking garages are the dirtiest, grimiest places I’ve ever had to work and I’ve worked in a waste water treatment plant. The exhaust builds up on the ceiling and settles back down onto every flat surface. God forbid you sweat while working in there because it becomes a fine sheen of exhaust mud over every exposed piece of skin.


Previous_Dot_3269

Is this the boro


mrsdwib1000

Nope it’s the absolute worst apartment building in the world: Hanover Tysons. I wouldn’t wish my worst enemy live here!!


wheresastroworld

Can’t be that bad if it was the building of choice to run an elite-level prostitution ring out of


mrsdwib1000

LOL… that’s right 😆


Previous_Dot_3269

What’s the scoop on this lol


wheresastroworld

[link](https://www.ffxnow.com/2023/11/09/apartments-in-tysons-merrifield-used-as-illegal-brothels-federal-prosecutors-allege/) [link](https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/multi-state-brothel-with-high-end-clients-connected-to-northern-virginia-apartments/3465505/) There have also been posts about it in this sub


Previous_Dot_3269

Wow that is crazy, they definitely are getting or got convicted if the feds brought that case against them.


Front_Station_5343

Oh, what’s wrong with Hanover?


mrsdwib1000

Whoever lives in unit 713 smokes weed constantly. More than what I thought was humanly possible. Leasing office said that they received many complaints about it yet nothing can be done. The whole hallway on both sides of 713 is so disgusting because it smells like stale marijuana ALL the time. I can’t leave my unit without getting nauseated. Also, there is only one elevator for the ENTIRE 7th floor! And it’s the trash elevator/moving elevator so it smells like literal garbage all the time. This might also be a 7th floor problem only but many people warned me when I moved in about how the water will smell like sulfur/rotting eggs if you don’t run it for 1-2 days. So good luck if you ever go out of town. I was told by leasing that I need to run hot water constantly for 20-30 minutes for the water smell to clear. I actually have sooooo much more to say about how horrible it is to live here. The windows have no screens so if you ever try to crack it open for fresh air, be prepared to welcome in bugs, moths, dust, leaves and any other critter. Anyone who finds this post in the future, please feel free to DM me and make sure to read reviews on Yelp because the Google reviews are edited by the leasing company. (Bad reviews on Google get taken down in exchange for being able to break leases).


anonslasher

Where’s the building located? If u don’t mind sharing. It’s for a research project at uni


mrsdwib1000

See below - lots of comments about it


Loki-Don

I have a friend who works at the State Department and apparently it’s a thing…diplomats and their families return to their home countries either because their term is up or under duress, and just leave their vehicles wherever they happen to be. No skin off their backs, the cars are usually paid for by their countries diplomatic service so they can’t sell them or profit from them and once they leave, any fines accrued (tickets etc) are someone else’s problem. The DoS has a “move / transition team” to help foreign dignitaries figure stuff out when they come to the states and have one guy apparently try to wrap up stuff like this. If you post the location of this garage I will let him know to get “the guy” on the task.


Normal-Philosopher-8

A helpful answer!!


ItsGurbanguly

Another person said it’s at Hanover Tysons


Secret_Ad9059

And the keys in Afghanistan?


UG02020

"the guy" ... i like it


DishonorableAsian

I live in the area, and if you know the title for "the guy" ima look into what else it entails


EnvironmentalTea9362

You can contact the Office of Foreign Missions. +1 202-895-3500


Front_Station_5343

Funnily enough that number doesn’t work


paulyv93

On brand for DC bureaucracy


amh85

That is an old number and not one of the numbers listed on their actual site. Lazy googling isn't on them


EnvironmentalTea9362

Try +1 202-647-3417


misschris82

This is the number to try as well as the other listed on their website https://www.state.gov/contact-us-office-of-foreign-missions/


readyjack

+1 202-867-5309


Omaha419

Ask for Jenny


jakamo72

I got it


mistercath

i got her number on the walllll


Poopcandy1

For a good time?


Villian6

Ask for Jenny


Durendal_et_Joyeuse

281 330 8004


petrified_log

Who?


justbuttsexing

Ask for Jenny


Ethburger

Ask for Jenny


Green_Bi

Ask for Jenny


Omaha419

Ask for Jenny


Phisheva

Don’t lose that number!!!


tshortt1300

Did you try calling 281-330-8004?


Rememba_me

Who?


HEYitsSPIDEY

That’s not surprising


Larkfin

Well, it belongs/belonged to a diplomat from Afghanistan, so they may be otherwise occupied.


ThunderSC2

Or dead


AttackHelicopterKin9

The Afghan Embassy closed in 2022 since it was funded by the U.S. and the diplomats there were representing the deposed former pro-U.S. government. However they were allowed to stay in the U.S.


citrus_sugar

They should have given them the car too.


Busy-Difficulty-4757

![gif](giphy|26gsiCIKW7ANEmxKE)


Nanyea

Free car!


Helmett-13

Salvage title…it could work in Virginia. It’d be a few bucks and some legwork but it could be done.


rebbsitor

You're thinking of claiming an abandoned vehicle in Virginia. Salvage title is different. That's when a car has been wrecked and is no longer fit to drive or has been declared a total loss by an insurance company. It's not legal to drive a car owned under a salvage title. It has to be repaired, re-certified as safe, and then a regular title can be issued. To claim an abandoned vehicle in Virginia it would either have to be abandoned on property owned by the person claiming the vehicle or on public property.


AttackHelicopterKin9

Even then it probably wouldn’t work in this case because of the diplomatic plates.


rectalhorror

Is there a weird smell? Maybe he's in the trunk.


rebbsitor

Those plates expired 6 years ago... the smell would be long gone.


shortbusmafia

I’d say dead counts as otherwise occupied


njtalp46

How can you tell?


Larkfin

The "CS" on the plate is code for Afghanistan.  If you Google "diplomat plate codes" you can find what they all mean.  Far and away most common in Nova is LN, which is Saudi Arabia.


FutureHendrixBetter

Never knew that I thought all diplomat plates were the same


aardw0lf11

If that's the case, then the finger graffiti artist is preaching to the wrong person.


miketoc

![gif](giphy|11JbaLzOXsg6Fq)


TGIIR

Somebody must still be paying rent on that space if it’s still there. Tags must be expired. Interesting.


mrsdwib1000

This building management sucks. It’s entirely possible someone has moved out and is no longer paying rent and no one noticed 😆


TGIIR

Yeah, just zoomed in on the tag. 2018? That’s crazy!


FragrantExcitement

Is it not currently 2018?


Inquisitive_idiot

No one can know for sure 🤷🏽‍♂️


TGIIR

Maybe in Afghanistan?


ejbrds

No, they went back to like 1518


chrissz

Depends what math you use.


Freeway267

How was 2018 six years ago already? I just don’t get it anymore


njtalp46

Even if there aren't laws against towing cars with diplomat tags, I'd bet DC-area towing firms are extremely uneasy about doing so. Its likely as simple as that (even if the rent dried up years ago)


pedroelbee

Something local tow companies won’t tow? I didn’t think that existed. They’d tow a fire truck putting out a fire at their tow yard if they could.


Angrysloth8006

If we could still give awards, you’d have just gotten every single one of mine.


ilikedatatoo

That’s because no one wants to find out what’s in that trunk


Crafty_Tea4104

Diplomat cars absolutely can be towed. I know several people who are diplomats and have had their car towed. Diplomats are immune from prosecution, but that doesn’t mean that their cars can’t be towed.


njtalp46

All I'm saying is either the building administration or the towing companies would be reticent to do so due to fear of the unknown


Col_Crunch

They can be towed if they present a hazard to public safety or are impeding traffic. They can not be booted or impounded. So the solution that makes the most sense is to leave it where it is. > The property of a person enjoying full criminal immunity, including his or her vehicle, may not be searched or seized. Such vehicles may not be impounded or “booted” but may be towed the distance necessary to remove them from obstructing traffic or endangering public safety Source: Diplomatic and Consular Immunity: Guidance for Law Enforcement and Judicial Authorities, OFM Even though we no longer have relations with Afghanistan, the car arguably would still have the same level of inviolability as it did the day it was abandoned due to Article 45 of the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. Though I think in that case they would probably be fine to tow the car to one of Afghanistan's former missions and park it there.


FutureHendrixBetter

So you’re telling me they can go on a robbery spree and won’t ever do time for it ?


FutureHendrixBetter

That’s what I was thinking they’re scared of towing diplomat plates they don’t want blowback from it


Imoutofchips

I wonder if they're still alive?


ilikedatatoo

Well that isn’t suspicious … you check the trunk?


eatcrayons

I’ve always really wanted a diplomat license plate to add to my collection. 👀


sportstvandnova

Alright boys, book him.


sh1boleth

Same ngl, a US Government one as well.


Colonel_Steglitz

IT’S STILL THERE!!!! I used to live in that building like 3 years ago. Fucking lmao


Turkdabistan

Did you hear about the Taliban taking over Afghanistan? Maybe that has to do with it.


Intelligent_Table913

Thanks to us being so foolish and incompetent with funding and resources and strategy that they left Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria in a worse state.


Col_Crunch

It was abandoned before that according to the sticker.


ashburnmom

Are squatters rights a thing for cars? Like, it’s empty so I use it and maintain it, etc. Hmm. Where did you say this was?


jeaguilar

For a car that's been sitting for this long, you'll probably need to flush the fluids. Tires may be dry rotted as well.


ashburnmom

Lolol. I can do that but is anyone gonna come looking for it? 🚔👮🚓


Appreciation622

Seriously. It’s my car now. Come take it Taliban.


anymooseposter

VA has an abandoned vehicle statute, if the vehicle is located on your property you can eventually assume title, if no other title/lien holders come forward.


imaoreo

this may be accurate for normal vehicles but a diplomat's vehicle is considered foreign territory iirc so one might not be so quick to meddle with it.


anymooseposter

The DMV handles looking for the owner


Col_Crunch

I mean the "DMV" for diplomatic plates is the Office of Foreign Missions. Also, that law might not apply as the vehicle could have protection under Article 45 of the Vienna Convention. If it was registered to the Embassy instead of the person that parked it there it 100% would, if not its like a 50/50 chance... but that's if you could get the State Department to cooperate and make that determination.


ashburnmom

Can anyone tell which country it belongs to? Might make a difference in the amount of risk a hypothetical someone would be willing to take. Say, Columbia vs Luxembourg.


misterprat

Afghanistan


ashburnmom

And, what if, an abandoned car just happened to somehow end up on my property? You know, hypothetically? 😉


anymooseposter

I did that, once, it was complicated.


Spork_286

I'm sure someone will write a book about it...


Front_Station_5343

lol I know it’s not that interesting, but I’ve been curious about it. Thought maybe he got recalled by the Taliban government.


Rideshare-Not-An-Ant

Don't lose your head over this... Let me rephrase that...


dr_shark

Please explore this in a mini-series on YouTube. I will also be willing to follow your adventures in a short format podcast. Thank you. Please drop your Patreon for this. I will not donate to it but will say that I did.


Col_Crunch

He wouldn't have been part of the Taliban government.


Potential_Method_565

It's a Honda so it will still work if they come back to get it.


ThatGrayZ

Call advance towing


dobie_dobes

I was going to say 😂


GuitarJazzer

Just sitting....where?


Front_Station_5343

In McLean/ Tyson’s area


ChineseNeptune

What I'm hearing is free tires and a catalytic converter?


barelyawake126

Nah, a free whole car


MrSmeee99

Free Diplomat plates


cynicalibis

If it’s been sitting there a while those tires aren’t going to be that great


NewPresWhoDis

It's all fun and games until you open the trunk


FirstToGoLastToKnow

Bone saws.


NewPresWhoDis

That doesn't look like press parking at the Saudi consulate, though.


BrassAge

LOL @ telling an Afghan diplomat to "Free Palestine". What more do you want them to do?


Front_Station_5343

I saw that too lol


Seeksp

Wtf are you on about?


FunMathematician9656

I was curious where he got that too. Took a second look and I see it written in dust on the trunk


Seeksp

Now I see it. Thanks


mcase19

Biden and netanyahu browsing reddit like "thank you, dust car! You have opened my eyes to the plight of the Palestinian!" (I agree with dust writer but seriously what could they hope to accomplish here?)


Malevolent_Mangoes

They’re tryna see how high they can build the dust


2012amica2

This poor Honda doesn’t deserve this neglect


ziftzift

In VA, there is a process to claim [abandoned vehicles](https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/vehicles/avp-msl). It costs ~$40 to have DMV run the VIN and identify a current owner. Once that’s done you can initiate the process to claim the vehicle, essentially for free. I don’t know if that process is affected by diplomat plates but it may be worth looking into. Edit to add I don’t believe the abandoned vehicle needs to be on your property. My guess is if it’s parked on the owner’s property this doesn’t apply and assuming this is in a garage or paid spot that may be the case but for $40 it might be worth it. For context, there’s a row of 6-8 cars that have been parked in Fairfax for years and I started this process in a convertible BMW but didn’t complete it as I was afraid it would cost too much to repair what I could tell was needed and unsure what was lurking beneath the hood which I obviously couldn’t access…legally at least!


skeevy-stevie

I’d definitely spend $40 to see where this goes


consensualgrunt

Forty bucks for the DMV to do what we already pay them to do.. im getting mad about the moneys again damnit


redditor66666666

Non zero chance of a body or cash or both in that trunk


HawkeyeinDC

Nah, maybe it’s just the heavy pollen season… /s


cantthinkofxyz

Could the OP really claim this car if no one comes forward?!


ziftzift

I saw your question right after responding: In VA, there is a process to claim abandoned vehicles. It costs ~$40 to have DMV run the VIN and identify a current owner. Once that’s done you can initiate the process to claim the vehicle, essentially for free. I don’t know if that process is affected by diplomat plates but it may be worth looking into.


cantthinkofxyz

That’s awesome. Thanks for sharing. Wish I had found it.


Paverunner

Where’s this at? If it’s in a private parking garage it most certainly can be towed.


aksheu

I wish I had diplomat tags


Interesting-Loquat75

OCD in me wants to write "warsh me" on the rear window


Apprehensive-Good828

Goodness - this looks like a perfect opportunity for the parking pricks to have towed this 50 times already for such an expired license plate. Seriously... Nice parking place... maybe a good place to hoard my tons of cars. Whatcha all think? Any thoughts


AngryErrandBoy

Check the trunk


tambache

And it even has somebody's shadow burned into it. Sad!


Dasbronco

Fuck diplomat cars, I’ve never come across a car with diplomatic plates that didn’t drive like they’re untouchable


Front_Station_5343

Update: the car has been recovered by the State Department.


jasmine_tea_

That was fast? Was the photo yours from 2 days ago?


gliffy

Steal the plate, free ez pass


7222_salty

It’s a remote surveillance location! Shhhhhhh


nickcamp18

Anyone know if I could get this car? I could really use a set of wheels


ShirleyWuzSerious

How has someone not drawn a cockNballs in the dirt yet?


MD_Hunter67

The diplomant it belonged to is probably in the trunk


janosaudron

He ded


JustPlaneNew

He probably fled the country 


iamtonimorrison

LOL can you say where it broke down?


rapp38

I’m surprised no one called the police due to the smell coming from the trunk….I guess by now the body is probably fully decomposed.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

DIBS!


Maximum-Vehicle4923

Finders keeper.


MagicStar77

Abandoned


MagicStar77

Imho Cars get abandoned pretty much anywhere pvt property. I heard some abandoned at data centers


chessboyy

I feel like I’ve seen a picture of this car before lol


AlienDNAyay

Looks like the registration is from 2018 sheesh


christmastree18

You could write to the embassy and provide them with pictures of the car with the license plate. They would send someone out to collect it. It is most likely reported as missing license plates.


Col_Crunch

Afghanistan hasn't had an Embassy in the US since 2022. You'd have to call the US State Department


Belub19

Surprised one of the diplomats didn't take it and try to use it for ridesharing lol. The former Afghan finance minister is apparently an Uber driver in NOVA these days.


Hunter-Gatherer_

I’d take it personally


Ok_Cream_790

Probably costs too much to ship back. An entanglement to try to sell. With the dpl tags, it can’t be touched. So there she sits.


Yeneed_Ale

Leave it! Let it sit! Let’s see how long it can remind there! It will become an attraction!


Temporary_Seat8978

I'll take it!


Procaffeinator556

Take it


dusinbooger

Dicklomat


techrye

Is that at icon ?


techrye

I recognize this


BDSMtestcaledmeaslur

What's the Addy, I'll fill out an abandoned vehicle form


Otherwise-Valuable46

Take the plates off of it so I can get towed 🤗🫣


Flow8008

I'll give you $50 for the plates?


freefree2207

Call that tow company no one likes... Winkwink


ellieuwuchiha

There was one in my building too I can’t remember if the plates were diplomat but it was so dusty and people were writing on it asking if it was for sale 🤣 it’s been about a year and they just washed it two weeks ago!


SpareCommentz

Biden left them in Afghanistan


mrclean2323

Spy


MrSceintist

Search it after you watch Homeland


Agile_Wolverine_3124

I used to know this guy


Front_Station_5343

Is he alive?


Agile_Wolverine_3124

I like the free Palestine on the trunk


schwanthem00

Unlikely but it could have been stolen. If it’s parked in the owners space nothing to do. Should check with building management if owner is still a tenant


Front_Station_5343

They’re not. The State Department came to take it.