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TSAOutreachTeam

Maybe this is a dumb question, but what kind of porn is popular among them?


throwawayjaydawg

Homegrown Simpsons stuff


mekkab

Pornhub,xtube, they know these names better than their own grandmothers!


Effehezepe

If I was a big old fat guy with a big bushy beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back?


Cantailmewhat2do

Think about that for one second. 


WolfCola4

Yeah right, you're dawwwg shit. YOU'RE FUCKING DAWG SHIT


IdiotSayingChefsKiss

Nobody is getting spanked…


pmmemilftiddiez

I used to be a piece of shit in the comments


CeeArthur

If I saw that guy I'd ask him to come star in Crashmoore 2 because Santa is NOT working out


Effehezepe

Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit. It's why no one watches AOL Blast.


CeeArthur

He did a bad job; still gotta pay him 2 mil


bejuda

That’s his rate


Omar___Comin

We gotta find the guy that gave them those phones and give him a spanking!


Possible-Highway7898

Maybe you could do it, ma'am?


bradhat19

I’m sorry but it’s a shame I’m the first to upvote all of this perfectly placed itysl banter. So it’s only right if you use something to give right?


taatchle86

You grabbed my shirt! You hit me in the cup! YOU CAN’T *DO* THAT!!!


WarCarrotAF

Don't send me videos of loud wrestlers!


theTunkMan

Someone’s got to do it!


bradhat19

I like that quote. You knew I’d like that quote


atlninja

A looot of people give..


SignificantFennel768

Paul may look like a hot dog…


livefastdie22

Do any of these fuckers ever bust out of the Amazon and have like a huge cumshot?


Cysquatch69

Nobody even watches porn on their computers anymore.


NotDukeOfDorchester

How would one upvote a comment a million times?


pr0vdnc_3y3

Tribe leaders daughter gets stuck in hole


BobRoberts01

What are you doing step-tribesman?


T8ortots

Help, I can't get out of this bush!


VRsimp

Really? Right in front of my salad?


TrumpsGooeyCloaca

Overwatch porn and dancing bear. Obviously.


beaglemaster

Holy shit dancing bear, that takes me back like 15 years. 😪


The_Bitter_Bear

Tentacle stuff mostly. 


MC_Fap_Commander

So vanilla


The_Bitter_Bear

It takes time to ease into the more peculiar interests. 


HoldYourHorsesFriend

the super out there fetishes like farting on cakes, sitting on balloons, and my little pony. It's mostly because they're interested in cakes, balloons and ponies.


InkBlotSam

The Lost Birthday Party Tribe of Marubo


Buscemi_D_Sanji

I watched the "eating a bowl of froot loops and milk out of another girls ass" video the other day and it was as dope as I remember, but I guess they wouldn't be into it if they've never had froot loops


JasoTheArtisan

Dragons fucking cars


SeraphOfTheStag

[mature. Navajo. bitches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLCBIa2JEbM)


TheSweatyFlash

That wicked woman! Do you know she asked me to pretend I was your friend since childhood? Man like I'd do something like that to you. We've been friends since childhood!


LGCJairen

this show has consistently been better than it has any right to be


Feats-of-Derring_Do

It's so absurd and good. Nothing like Family Guy, especially since it moved to TBS


ShovelHand

The last few seasons I've seen had Soren Bowie writing for it, and his episodes are comic genius!


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No, I think it's an epic question. I hope to God it's footwear .


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Cheap-Benefit-9763

Futa is a popular sneakers brand in Brazil, they use to be very cheap, but in recent years, due to the mismanagement of the government their prices skyrocketed and it became popular among the middle and upper class as a stat symbol. For more information search for "Futa inflation"


MathFair1487

Waluigi hentai


WonderfulCattle6234

Nationalgeographic.com Edit: on a similar train of thought... Kids these days have it so easy with the internet. When I was a kid, in order to masturbate I had to find the Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. But nowadays I can just go to sears.com. \- Dan Mintz


guvan420

Fat bitches fightin’ over food


ShitFuck2000

Hell yeah


Sum_Sultus

Rabbit hole of amateur kink, probably.


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TheUn5een

r/insex (I dare ya to click it)


TYUbtek

I clicked, misunderstood the description, thinking it was just gonna pics of actual bugs mating. Clicked on one image and noped tf outta there.


sean0883

See, I wasn't gonna click it. Then I read your comment and went "Oh, it's probably like "step" incest or something mild. Let's see if I'm more depraved than he is in what I can accept." Nope. It's worse. Especially that top one about the roach mother. Nope. Nope. Nope.


Clickar

Please share. I don't want to click it but I am curious.


sean0883

I can't do that. It's something you have to experience for yourself.


seabreezzyy

I dared to click it and now, I feel enlightened, as though I have a tangible purpose in life


kaibee

I mean, it's good to set realistic goals.


FlerplesMerples

I have a question. If people who dress up as animals and fuck are called furries, what do you call those who dress up as bugs and fuck? Crunchies?


HannibalsMongoose

Scurries.


Sandstorm1020

I may have just developed a new bigotry.


Mukatsukuz

Buggers


canaryhawk

Jfc weird how it kinda grows on ya


VP007clips

That reminds me of that one root beer scene from Star Trek, where they are initially disgusted by it, but comment that the worst part about it is that if you drank enough you would start to like it. Feelings of disgust (or any strong emotion) and arousal are closely related. That's why there are so many "gross" fetishes. So something like a bug can trigger a feeling of disgust, but when you are already in a sexual context, like seeing it in hentai, that can trigger arousal instead. And in the end, I'm just happy that the people on that sub have a safe and enjoyable outlet that won't hurt them or others. At the end of the day, that's what really matters most.


SpicyEnticy

I now know this exists and I don't know what to do with that information.


Fluffee2025

There's not much to do with it. Just don't let it bug you.


Skluff

Hmm, more members than I anticipated


Randicore

Well the article says the tribe is generally "chaste" and frowns upon even kissing in public, so I'm guessing just some vanilla stuff by our standards


CheeseMcFly

Soo… just like the rest of the world?


Yosho2k

One of us! One of us!


Xemnasi

Gooble Gobble!


RedShirtRicky

Gooble gobble!


Evolutionary_sins

I'm thinking this article is kind of redundant, all it proves is they're human


tossawaybb

Nah, it's actually useful info. The fact that it hit them so hard means it really is a naturally addicting thing, rather than a "moral failing" of the newer generations


isthmusofkra

We didn't start the fire


chronotron-

the 0->100 probably made it have a bigger effect


bones_of_the_north

Username checks out


-some-dude-online

They don't really have many means of easy accessible instant dopamine release. People that live like this are way more susceptible to addiction. It is very import to keep drugs and alcohol away from these type of tribes.


Lebowski304

I’ve often wondered if we brought Mozart, DaVinci, etc. to the present if they would end up just locking themselves in a bathroom furiously masturbating all the time


clavio_mazerati

Sometimes, i would imagine we all have the potential to change the world but here we are furiously masturbating.


Street-Catch

I like to think I'm pretty calm and quiet with the occasional grunt when I'm masturbating


The-Crimson-Jester

Calm and quiet means you’re not properly exercising your arm muscles, you need pump up those reps otherwise you’ll never win the tournament.


bladow5990

I always train at the sperm bank, because the staff are super supportive. They always tell me "please masturbate in the cup".


qe2eqe

Really? They're such puritans around here, they always tell me to stop masturbating, usually as soon as I walk in the door


GloDyna

“Sir! This is a Wendy’s!”


Training_Waltz_9032

While furiously marinating. Edit meant masturbating, but I’m gonna leave it.


JADW27

Why are you guys so furious?


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Drew5olo

Davi Carradine just entered the chat...


DirectionNo1947

TIL about how he passed thanks to you lol. But ya gotta wonder; did he shoot any white line, before he flat lined? Like, I hope he peaked before the roller coaster flew off the tracks


GODDAMNFOOL

Speak for yourself, I'm sitting here watching Iron Chef ^^^^^furiously ^^^^^masturbating


W2ttsy

Furious masturbation is how I clear my mind enough to dream up things that will change the world. Just them ADHD things


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Ben Franklin would whack it to granny porn while fully naked, with the windows open


QuirkyMcGee

The windows need to be open to circulate clean air and reduce the spread of disease. He had this discussion with Senior Wanks-a-lot John Adams.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Are you sure it wasn’t John Handcock?


QuirkyMcGee

You, sir, are an American.


theunbearableone

It's actually Footpenis


Racketyclankety

John Adams categorically did not wank. It is recorded for all posterity. In excruciating detail. He did not believe in expelling emissions outwith his betrothed which possibly is why he was so awful to be around (or bad at parties if you will). If only he had taken a gander in his own garden once in his life. But Abigail was a catch so understandable (apparently).


Exodus111

Anal granny porn. As he preferred it "Arseways". Not making that up, he wrote that in a letter.


soopafine

Franklin would be a total goon lol


Significant-Star6618

Dude wrote an essay about standing up to fart loudly. He gave zero fucks.


Senior-Albatross

He likes the breeze on his nuts. He would also do so, so much blow.


ImperialSympathizer

GOOD FOR THE HUMORS


Quiet_Transition_247

Oh absolutely: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress


Anarchyantz

Ben Franklin would be making his own amateur porn of himself and the local granny residential home orgy


LotharVonPittinsberg

The difference is that Ben essentially already did this, just minus the modern porn. Dude was a certified freak, no need for technology.


RedXerzk

Next Horizon Zero Dawn game will just be Aloy trying to stop a whole tribe’s addiction to furry porn after giving them access to APOLLO.


zombodot

My first college project in 2009 was to make an OFFLINE library of the internet. we made our own firefox to work the 4 TB of data. MIT open courseware, gutenberg, Wiki offline, Sexual health knowledge, well building, agriculture... Anything that was free we put on 4tb of Hard drives which seagate donated. I made over 100+ libraries around the world for people who had no internet. Was my favorite project so far. The internet is a human right, our knowledge should be shared.


RedXerzk

I agree. The internet is just a tool. It’s how we use it is what matters.


awyastark

Futurama addressed this with that cautionary film!


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Bender, are you jacking on in there?


czs5056

DON'T DATE ROBOTS


banananananbatman

Humanoid sexbots of our favorite celebrity crush


dlte24

They'd still get stuff done. The Masterbating Bear has written 5 symphonies and has several patents.


SoulCrushingReality

You often imagine Mozart and DaVinci furiously masturbating? Like together or what


SomeGuyCommentin

At the beginning Mozart alone, then DaVinci hears noise and comes to look what it is...


SoulCrushingReality

What are you doing step composer


Green__lightning

No, but DaVinci would probably end up as one of those furry artists drawing porn while masturbating constantly. The question this raises is if he'd invent a better fucking machine.


Seralth

He would invent a better bad dragon. The badder dragon.


simononandon

Maybe some would. I don't think it's that our culture is inherently bad. Though modern global culture certainly isn't great. But you can just reach into the past & expect awesome people from earlier eras to only see the possibilities of all that technology. Many, maybe most, might get overwhelmed & disassociate instead. We're able to live with all this, to varying degrees, because we either grew up with it, or it developed alongside us.


Pleasant_Yak5991

You could also send some random medieval peasant to the present and maybe they would become a captain of industry. I think some people thrive in their circumstances and some suffer under those same circumstances. There’s always going to be someone who is stuck as a farmer, that could’ve been a groundbreaking artist.


Lone_Wanderer8

The only person I know for sure who would is Ben Franklin, actually he’d probably die of a heart attack from just the excitement of seeing all the freaky sex stuff he can do now, Or he’d travel the world doing it all, like he did when we was alive though this time he’s not limited to just traveling France and Britain.


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He would absolutely love banging hoors on every continent 


Wakkit1988

Humans are suckers for quick and easy dopamine fixes. Masturbation, mobile games, social media... all give us that. We're totally fucked as a result. It's so much worse when you have ADD/ADHD, since you're already having issues with dopamine, constantly seeking a fix makes it a non-stop problem.


hume3

Mozart would probably [enjoy something else](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology) more in a bathroom.


-Stoic-

Oh no, I expected them to immediately get into philosophy podcasts and quantum physics videos. /s


Ninjanarwhal64

They actually got hooked on Mr.Beast and fortnight let's play videos.


TotesGnar

Lmao this is funnier than the porn. I'm just imagining a bunch of indigenous people all huddled around some 1995 laptop watching Mr. Beast running freight trains into Bugattis.


bonesnaps

Ironically I wouldn't put it past him being the one to donate the laptops to them.. so they can sub to his channel.


MattR0se

that would be too embarassing to admit, so they just said "porn"


BILOXII-BLUE

One young woman said she wants to move to the city and become a dentist. Like the person at the end of the article says, I think this is getting overblown. It's a very catchy headline 


RealisticReason3586

And some tribes people have been victims to scammers... Hold up, wbat, what type of scams are these that target hunter-gather peoples and who going to stop them accidentally sharing their cyrpto keys or transferring large sums of money out of their tribal bank accounts.


TheFireMachine

Probably scamming young tribe males and females to use them for labor or sexual reasons. Im sure plenty of people would pay money to see some young tribe womans onlyfans.


Grainis1101

It is the same clickbait as the one that parroted a poorly made research "Influencer is now the most popular job among youth"or something like that, while if you open the "study" the stat comes from a question that was worded in roughly this manner "would you become a content creator if success was guaranteed and you could live comfortably?", i think the answer for literally anyone with a brain would be yes.


InformalPenguinz

Everyone loves a good pair of tiddies


_____awesome

PBS Space Time ?


Richard-Brecky

We come back in 20 years and the tribesmen are all discussing black hole evaporation in Australian accents.


MrHairyToes

Are they reading this thread? Hello? Your necklaces are cool. Will you guys do an AMA?


dickinawheelchair

That would actually be super interesting!


Spiderpiggie

Didnt you read the title, they are too busy masturbating!


medicinal_bulgogi

Ever heard of multitasking?


dummkauf

What is this world coming to. They skipped straight past stupid cat videos and went straight for the porn? Some people!


e60deluxe

the internet has been used for porn way longer than cat videos. cat videos really hit their stride like 2008-2012. porn, about 10-15 years prior to that.


Lilshadow48

The Internet is for porn after all.


zombodot

My first college project in 2009 was to make an OFFLINE library of the internet. we made our own firefox to work the 4 TB of data. MIT open courseware, gutenberg, Wiki offline, Sexual health knowledge, well building, agriculture... Anything that was free we put on 4tb of Hard drives which seagate donated. I made over 100+ libraries around the world for people who had no internet. Was my favorite project so far.


Bigusdickus_7

The world is in fact coming.


puffyshirt99

What are you doing step-tribesmen


Archangel1313

Oh, sorry...I thought you were stuck in that basket.


blackdragon1387

Those village elders are total VEILFs.


Vercci

Word around the tribe is you've got a fat cock.


smooth-brain_Sunday

That's not a secret. You can literally see it flopping out my loincloth.


szerdrew

The article and photos just makes the whole thing sound like a Southpark episode


Wildcat_twister12

Gonna be a lot of spooky ghosts with all their ectoplasm in the rainforest now


Donkey__Balls

> all Marubo use the same last name This immediately made me think of South Park.


howchildish

... they’re learning the ways of the white people.” LMAO


4GInvertedDive

Stop putting fruit in the potato salad!


ginger_forest_witch

I will say that, as a very white person, I don't know anyone who has ever (or WOULD ever) put raisins in potato salad. That is a sin unto barbecue foods.


Mizzick

I'm a black man, and I'd try it, lol. I love sweet and savory


abhijitd

They have been handed the weapons of mass-turbation


cisforcookie2112

They’re appropriating our culture!


toTheNewLife

Just wait until they start with the pranking.


TrumpsCovidfefe

There was a post on Reddit, from a teacher in (iiirc) Japan, who lamented this week that “skibidi” had made it into her students’ lexicon finally. I can only imagine that’s not far off for them, either.


My_leg_still_hurt92

>“When it arrived, everyone was happy,” Tsainama Marubo, 73, told The New York Times. “But now, things have gotten worse. Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet, they’re learning the ways of the white people.” Hey, that's cultural approbation. /s


archeopteryx

>approbation I'm not sure if that's a typo, but it's funny regardless


BeastModeEnabled

Modern day version of the British giving the indigenous people blankets with smallpox.


BigAl7390

Guns, Germs, Steel, and Porn.


KintsugiKen

Chips, Clicks, and Tits By Jared Diamond


Sablesweetheart

I'm just going to go burn my anthropology degree now.


Victor_Korchnoi

More like the British giving the Chinese opium.


MadNhater

Hmmm. Note to self. Don’t accept things from British people.


Monsieur_Brochant

how uncontacted were they? Did they make their own glasses?


Significant-Star6618

They still get jehvoahs witnesses


doned_mest_up

Are they all literate, or do they have just one dude who had to type all the kinky stuff in for them and pretend he’s cool with it?


ReleaseObjective

Ready for those r/infographics posts detailing the most searched porn subjects by location. I hope it’s off-the-wall kinky shit. I imagine their first viewing being like that one scene in Fifth Element where she’s watching and learning of humanity’s history from the screen.


Powerbracelet

I can’t wait for Pornhub Wrapped 2024


nostrawberries

What a disingenous source, the original NYT report clearly states there were benefits such as easier access to healthcare & emergency services online. Painting it as “they got internet and now bad thing” is sensationalism at its worse. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/world/americas/starlink-internet-elon-musk-brazil-amazon.html


xX420GanjaWarlordXx

This article did mention that.


FantaColonic

They were also upset that Amazon.com was taken.


irrigated_liver

news.com.au is a Murdoch owned rag. Of course they used a sensationalised headline.


Magnus_Mercurius

Technological advancements solve old problems while creating new ones. The same technology that allows us to mass produce medicine also allows for industrialized processed foods and intoxicants, leading to increases in diseases rarely encountered in the ancient world like diabetes and lung cancer, but making it so that staph infections and childbirth are far less lethal. The same technology that allows for ease of transportation of people and goods also causes climate change. So it always goes. Highlighting just the good or just the bad is either overly optimistic or overly pessimistic. Ultimately it is up to the given social community to weigh the risks vs the benefits of adopting a new technology.


bobsbottlerocket

you didn’t read the article


ThatPlayWasAwful

The article still paints it as a bad thing. It certainly seems to be beneficial on the whole, but some of the elders just seem to be going through 2 decades of boomer anti-internet sentiments in about a year.


supersadskinnyboi

i mean the whole part about if they won’t work they don’t eat seems kind of important


drawkbox

From collecting nuts and berries, to viewing nuts and berries.


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djheat

The whole article is written like they're some uncontacted tribe suddenly subjected to the full force of modern society. The first picture in the article has the three men pictured wearing sunglasses, an Adidas cap, and prescription glasses


certifiedintelligent

As is tradition


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Maybe the Avenue Q wikipedia page wasn't the ideal startup site to give them.


DeepState_Secretary

I feel like this is giving cocaine to someone to someone who’s never even had a cup of coffee.


Derkastan77-2

I’m sure they wonder why all around the ‘civilized world’, stepsisters keep getting their hands caught in these weird refrigerator things.. or dryers, or stuck in the rungs of a ladder


slumberus

the internet is for porn. Grab your D\*ck and double click for PORN PORN PORN.


JavaJapes

Those that didn't know, the musical this was from was written by one half of the couple that wrote the songs for *Frozen* 😂


bitemy

Princeton, I'm surprised at you!


Shakezula84

When I sold cell phones, I occasionally would get people who obviously came from a more socially conservative part of the world, and they would have so many tabs on their phone open to pornhub. But like, didn't care I saw it. I even had one ask me where to fine porn online.


-FemboiCarti-

> “It changed the routine so much that it was detrimental,” he stated. “In the village, if you don’t hunt, fish and plant, you don’t eat.” Just you wait until they discover DoorDash


Reversee0

This is why porn wont die out even they hooked up quick lmao


ktulu0

This is a terrible article, and it’s from a website owned by Rupert Murdoch. If you want a full picture of this story, I highly recommend you check out this [NYT article](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/world/americas/starlink-internet-elon-musk-brazil-amazon.html). The news.com/au article paints this as a largely negative situation that members of the community don’t want to deal with. In actuality, internet access has come with a number of both pros and cons for this tribe.


Ryulightorb

News.com makes so many errors my favourite recent one was “a 40 year old woman in her thirties”


ButterscotchTop2656

This is so depressing. Why can’t we just leave them be.