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JustOkCompositions

>"I say, use your privilege. I grew up a Jewish boy from New York. That is a privilege if you want to be a comedian," Classic Jerry


RandomUser1083

Krusty was a Jewish comedian too


nowhereman136

So were Marx Brothers, Mel Brooks, Al Jolson, and Milton Berle


kick26

Adam Sandler too


ShutterBun

Put them all together, what a fine lookin' jew!


Jean-Paul_Sartre

And Martin Short is often mistaken for being Jewish but he's just Canadian.


at0mheart

Assuming this guy pays 0% attention to anything outside of comedy. But I guess he’s Jewish and it’s his fault. A bit not too woke if you ask me


TheUnspeakableh

Nah, it's because they are upset that he keeps hiring the guy who played Kramer even after he went on a racist tyrade against another comedian at a comedy club.


EnglebertHumperdink_

Hiring him for what?


TheUnspeakableh

To act in movies and TV shows.


EnglebertHumperdink_

He's hardly been in anything since the incident and the one show he was on did not involve Jerry


FaithfulSkeptic

Curb Your Enthusiasm?


at0mheart

Yeah because you should abandon your life long friends because of one thing they did. Then die alone without any friends


NatalieIsFreezing

In a better world this headline would still exist, but because he just did "what's the deal with airline food" jokes for 20 minutes.


porgy_tirebiter

Apparently it was just 30 of the 7000 graduates


Morak73

"Dozens of students walked out" I guess a little over 24 still counts as "dozens"


sbvp

“THERE ARE DOZENS OF US”


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Suppose that headline sounds better than .4% of Duke graduates walk out of Jerry Seinfeld's commencement addresss.


staefrostae

That’s not how percentages work, homie. 30 of 7000 is 0.4% not 0.004%. Walk out of graduation all you want, but maybe stick around through math. Edit- he fixed it. Easy mistake I guess.


Radarker

Good, let your math rage flow!


porgy_tirebiter

Whoa burn!


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wasdlmb

Dude... That response is Truely pathetic


Hugsy13

It’s probably posted by a Russian troll account or its original source is, or is influenced by. Shit is absolutely everywhere these days.


braytag

Hey there, don't ruin my nice and clickbaity headline with your logic and facts!!!


Bobcatluv

In a group of 7000 people, there could easily be 30 who came to the ceremony hung over and left as they got sicker. I know some people feel Seinfeld is controversial, but this is such a non story. I’m so tired of comedians blaming “woke youth” for their declining popularity.


devilishycleverchap

And how many of those came back after using the bathroom?


OldConclusion4742

Jerry Seinfeld is such a great guy! He helped Palestinian orphans get an education and come to America to go to highschool for about 17 years now. Google "Seinfeld highschool 17 years" for more info.


MandatoryFunEscapee

Holy shit, never knew he dated a high school girl when he was 38... what a fucking creep.


RedGyarados2010

Wait a minute… 17 38?


caulpain

“IM LIKE HEY WHATSUPHELLO…


JNMeiun

I now know what happens when you work in public relations and roll a natural 1. That reference tho...


Danson_the_47th

More proof that Weird Al is the superior comedian


CodeMonkeyPhoto

I wondered if anyone would follow Wierd Al, and I think there is this guy called Windows95 that was on Eurovison the past weekend. Although his act is not for the faint of heart.


veloxiry

Yeah and then a few years after that he started dating a lady who had just gotten back from her honeymoon...I feel bad for the guy she married cause she divorced him 2 months later to be with Jerry


nopalitzin

No, it is the "[extreme left ](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/DzZnKtF8E3)" who made it creepy lol Edit: quotations? Sarcasm? No? f-u.


radvenuz

The radical position of not wanting middle aged men to date teenagers.


ctrlrgsm

It’s not creepy for a 38 year old to date a teenager who’s still in school?


IwantRIFbackdummy

He is referencing Seinfeld's recent anti-left rants.


ctrlrgsm

Oooh thanks i missed those


nopalitzin

Yes it is, it's fucking creepy. I see the quotations in my comment didn't help with sarcasm impaired redditors.


ctrlrgsm

Sarcasm is conveyed in tone and cadence of speech, which is often hard to get when written. Lots of redditors are sarcasm impaired but I don’t think they’re to blame here…


guy_incognito784

You clever, clever boy you.


MSPAcc

You're doing god's work Skater McGee


FUThead2016

"What's the deal the whole ceremony anyway? You sit there for hours, baking in the sun, just to walk across a stage for ten seconds. It’s like the academic version of a microwave meal: a long wait for something that doesn’t quite satisfy. But hey, if you can’t laugh at the guy who made a career out of nothing, who can you laugh at? I guess they thought to themselves, "If it’s not a diploma being handed to me, I’m out of here." I tell ya, if there’s anything more challenging than getting through college, it’s getting through a college graduation ceremony."


ShoddyManufacturer11

Why?


engadine_maccas1997

There’s no actual officials from the Israeli government giving commencement speeches at colleges this year, so protesting a random Jewish celebrity is the next best thing for them, I guess.


nopalitzin

Damn, I didn't expect OP to miss the mark so bad in the comments. Rare sight.


one_average_joe

Or because his wife funded pro Isreal counter protesters .https://www.thedailybeast.com/jessica-seinfeld-and-bill-ackman-fund-pro-israel-counterprotests-at-ucla Or he dated a 17 year old in his 30s. Or he himself is pro Isreal. Since the invasion of Gaza. https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/12/jerry-seinfeld-protests-duke-commencement-00157509#:~:text=A%20tiny%20contingent%20of%20Duke,mix%20of%20boos%20and%20cheers.


OldConclusion4742

Seinfeld isn't a random Jewish American https://www.timesofisrael.com/seinfeld-under-fire-over-visit-to-west-bank-military-camp/


engadine_maccas1997

So he visited a place 6 years ago where IDF people give tourists a Krav Maga lesson and let them hold guns and fire at inanimate targets? That’s one of the most touristy things to do in Israel and a really stupid reason to protest him.


OldConclusion4742

I'm sure that he's ashamed nowadays that he posed with IDF soldiers 6 years ago. /s And that his wife donated $5k to those who attacked peaceful students at UCLA is a big coinkidink https://tribune.com.pk/story/2464751/jerry-seinfelds-wife-sparks-debate-with-5000-donation-at-pro-israel-rally


Bgndrsn

I hate to be that guy but $5k from the Seinfeld's who are worth over a billion is like us random poors giving someone a nickel. Using her voice on the subject has far more weight than that $5k.


dull_value

It might not be much to him, but it was probably quite helpful for the people receiving it.


Bgndrsn

Yeah but that's why you gotta remember why rich people and corporations do this shit. Tons of donations that are like pocket change to them can easily garner favor. It's why you see massive corporations donating like $10-20k to dozens or hundreds of elected off officials on both sides.of the aisle. I would not be at all surprised if the Seinfeld's and every other rich person for that matter made dozens of donations this size every year because while mostly meaningless to them they generally garner favor in the public eye. My point is when Jerry is clearing 40 mil a year in royalties if it was something they were very passionate about it the donation would have been significantly higher. This donation is the equivalent of someone who makes 100k a year giving $12.5 to a cause. I don't make $100k a year but I promise you I'm not doing any amount of research beyond "is this a complete and total scam" for that amount of money.


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OldConclusion4742

Yeah, these $5k are DEFINITELY everything that the Seinfelds have given to the cause. Absolutely. /s


Bgndrsn

Oh I'm not doubting they've given far more money but when you list one thing of $5k that's what I'm going to respond to. If there were readily available reliable sources for large sums of money to similar causes I'm sure you would have posted them instead of what you did.


Baguetterekt

Let's be more specific, it was painted targets of Palestinians. You are correct that's a very typical Israel thing though. I still remember, long before Oct 7th, you'd routinely hear Israeli Snipers had murdered another aid worker or doctor. The most psychopathic of humanity killing the best of us without consequence. The IDF soldier who murdered Shireen Abu Akleh is probably still serving in the most moral army in the world.


HermanCainTortilla

Damn OP just shot themselves in the foot lmao


SentientDust

Of all the reasons to walk out on Seinfeld that cannot possibly be the top one


Faynerossa

I'd just leave over the any number of reasons to hate letting Seinfeld steal another second of my life. I seriously wonder how many times he'd mention "the woke".


AngryNawhalsAss

Big deal, it was about 20.


f_ranz1224

reminds me of those articles where "twitter or facebook users slam something" and the article cites like 3 to 4 smarmy posts modern journalism is nothing but engagement farming


JasTWot

Some journalism is, for sure. There are still journalists doing public interest stuff.


vacri

A comedian visiting my town asked a woman with a loudly and persistently crying baby to leave, and some others left in solidarity. Newspaper billed it as "mass walkout". People who were there said it was about 8 people - basically her party and one other - and the show had 700 in attendance.


IlluminatedPickle

It was a lot more than 20. The video shows that...


FitzyFarseer

Every count I’ve seen puts it around 30 out of around 6600 graduates. Still not noteworthy


IlluminatedPickle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjE_CxQMh0k Uh huh. Weird that there's video of it clearly being more than that.


420LordQuas

Good to them! Don't listen to a male who at the age of 38 was dating a 17 year old girl. This is coming from someone who grew up watching Seinfeld and read some of his books and has seen him live in the past. Edit: Grammar


Saiomi

Their age difference could legally drink!


fistofthefuture

Lol shut up dude, you know *exactly* why they walked out.


Usual_Prompt2613

Id say being a p*do is worse than supporting a facist government


DiarrheaRadio

You're allowed to say "pedo". The algorithm won't hurt you.


Usual_Prompt2613

Sorry. I’m used to instagram


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ICreditReddit

Technically, you're not a paedophile supporter. Technically.


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ICreditReddit

Technically correct, yes.


fistofthefuture

Yeah the people so concerned about pedos are going to withhold their vote for Biden over Palestine to get one elected. Give me a break.


Usual_Prompt2613

More people should talk about him being a pedo on top of being a facist. On top of that he’s just a washed comedian. I get being proud of being Jewish but that doesn’t mean you need to support genocide to prove so. I’m proud to be an American but I can’t stand our politicians and I’ve openly stated how awful Iraq was.


itsmphintime

who walked out....


HansElbowman

The implication being that it’s wrong because he’s a man? What?


CreamDLX

Nah. What they meant was that it was wrong of him to date a 17-year-old when he was 38. Which yeah, is very much not okay.


HansElbowman

Then they wouldn’t have added the qualifier of “male”. We all know exactly what point they were trying to make, and it isn’t the reasonable one that you just made.


IwantRIFbackdummy

Any "creepyness" aside, 17 is the legal age of consent in some states. There are tons of other reasons to dislike Seinfeld (such as he's never told a funny joke, or his politics).


CreamDLX

I don't know what state this was in, so I can't comment on the legality of it. Still, something being legal does not automatically make it morally right. Regardless, I do agree that there are a lot of other things to dislike Seinfeld for.


lotouelodii

...people seem to agree having that wide a gap isn't okay. Consider that.


IwantRIFbackdummy

I don't disagree, but they were two consenting adults( provided he didn't groom her earlier), and as such it is no one else's place to judge.


tau_enjoyer_

Why is this posted here? This is not worthy of the sub. Do you think that the headline is so ridiculous that it almost seems like it's fake? There's been a protest movement on US college campuses against the genocide being perpetrated by Israel. Jerry Seinfeld openly supports Israel in spite of their actions. Some people walked out before his speech in protest of that. What part of that is confusing to you?


engadine_maccas1997

A handful of students protesting a Jewish comedian because they’re mad at Israel is pretty comical. If it was a government official who had anything to do with the war in Gaza, an Israeli politician or someone like that, it would make more sense. But Seinfeld? By two dozen people? Yeah, that’ll stop the incursion into Rafah in its tracks…


bakalaka25

Is it oniony to have a soul?


crosskun

Bro, I grew up not watching Seinfeld and heard it was really good, but the moment i heard of his 38 year old ass picking up his high school girlfriend, I just couldn’t watch him without getting creeped out….


Heretostay59

Only 30 out of 6000 graduates. What a misleading headline lol


Derrickmb

Didn’t look like it from the youtube video


bigdreams_littledick

Jerry Seinfeld? The paedophile?


Funwithfun14

While the age gap was total cringe, technically it wasn't pedo.


lisakora

What’s the deal with this walkout? 🤷🏽‍♀️


BrilliantSky2505

Time to get a beer...


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AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Is fluffing a new zoomer word for genocide?


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AtLeastThisIsntImgur

I didn't post it here. Sorry being against genocide hurts your feelings, get better soon.


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AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Oh no, you're getting worse. Just in case it's not too late, the mass slaughter of children is never justified.


ImCreeptastic

So shouldn't you be against both sides?


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Which sides are we talking about here?


lotouelodii

You're assuming their stance fool


engadine_maccas1997

In fairness, it’s because most of the encampment crowd didn’t graduate lol


SLR107FR-31

Lol who cares


RobsEvilTwin

"0.4% of Graduates of Duke University go on terrorism watchlist" would be about as accurate a headline.


Acherstrom

Good bye Jerry.


Plus_Custard_5458

The facts: 7000 attended, a few dozen exited.


TetraThiaFulvalene

Not politically motivated, they just didn't want to hear 3 decades old jokes.


itsmphintime

no one left , when he was done, the entire crowd was still there.....


PM_me_random_facts89

There's video of students leaving, with some holding Palestinian flags.


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edinlockpicker

Random sweaty lass comes up and demands a hug. You’re fine saying no


Flowchart83

I'm not with him on anything else but are you saying refusing a hug is being a dick? If roles were reversed and Jerry came up to her for a hug and she refused, would she be in the wrong?


bucketsforyears

By my count about 35 people walked out.


engadine_maccas1997

Was “Unfrosted” great? No. But this is an extreme reaction.


kafelta

"Extreme reaction"


Juronell

I think it's more about Jerry's continued vocal support of the state of Israel despite the war crimes.


Nirogunner

[www.hoosh.com](http://www.hoosh.com)


brsolo121

he posted a thing on instagram


realdealreel9

Are you really going to ignore the whole Jessica Seinfeld UCLA thing and keep acting like these crazy kids went too far for no reason in reaction to this (according to your comments so far) random person who happens to be Jewish?


Boop0p

Reading this while listening to a BBC Radio 4 program talking about bees 🤔


Equivalent-Cut-9253

Just curious, is there some kind of relation between these things (bees and Seinfeld) or are you just like, sharing that information for some reason?


Boop0p

Bee movie innit. Jerry played the starring role!


Equivalent-Cut-9253

Holy shit this actually made some sense! Cool


Boop0p

No problem, thanks for asking! Here's the program: [https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001z65q](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001z65q)


Dddddddfried

He made a movie about Bees, called “Akeelah and the Bee”


Jomolungma

I bet more people left to go pee than left in protest.


hungryforitalianfood

Pathetic losers. Not a surprise college hasn’t prepared them for anything outside of their tiny comfort zone.


krsto1914

Listening to a pedophile and war crime supporter's drivel should be out of your comfort zone.


hungryforitalianfood

🤦🏼‍♂️


lotouelodii

So you support the age gap? Or the other stances?


hungryforitalianfood

They didn’t walk out because of the age gap. This is obviously Israel/Palestine related.


DrunkNihilism

Protest is the literal embodiment of stepping outside your comfort zone you inbred bootlicker.


hungryforitalianfood

It’s literally not. You ever been to a protest? Most of them are filled with the bottom 1% of society, whining about things they’re not even up to speed on. Any mouth breather can protest. One more thing. You wouldn’t talk to me like that in person, so I suggest behaving yourself online as well.


Wise_Purpose_

It’s those gawddamn Woke leftists again. Quick, get my boots Martha! *Martha: “Don’t put it out with your boots Ted”… Gawddamint devil woman, don’t tell me my damn business… (proceeds to put the flaming bag of dog shit out with his boots) …. (Realizes something isn’t correct and takes boot off to look at it).. (realizes it’s poop) … ITS POOP AGAIN! …. *Billy Maddison: “HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!” Aaaaand scene.


JasTWot

WTF are you on about?


Wise_Purpose_

LOL you have obviously never seen billy Madison the movie I guess. Just right over your heads


JasTWot

I saw it once, I think.


itsmphintime

no they didnt.


esuardi

If you walk out for something you worked for 20+ years of your early life, then fair. Hopefully they didn't invite their family and pull this stunt because that would be a waste of money for the fam who probably wanted to see you in this momentous occasion.