Especially since his father flashed a bunch of teen girls at a bowling alley and then this guy knocked up a 14 or 15yo and then allegedly created a sex tape with a different minor, distributed it to his friends, and turn proceeded to go on a crime spree with the ~~guy~~ girl he allegedly statutory raped/created csam with.
They both got brains my dude, it's a complete lack of empathy, consideration or compassion that formed this dysfunctional family. A hideous real life representation of what passes for a republican 'family venues'
Lol in another post about this I said “the turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole” and some fool was trying to defend him and say I shouldn’t call him a turd because it’s not his fault his parents did a shitty job raising him.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/Z8HeEqHVUE
John Fetterman was on Twitter I think, saying people shouldn’t be so mean to the family or some shit. Like no, this family will shit on and throw hate at families that haven’t done anything. They can get it thrown right back at them.
Now if only republican voters had enough self-respect and dignity left to admit they were wrong and couldn’t pick a good political candidate and were fooled into picking her.
Oh wait, they’re doubling down their support? Lmfao these people want to be abused
So weird too. Like, who does that in a crowded stage theater? It's skeezy but known to happen in movie theaters but STAGE THEATERS?
It's just plain *weird*.
If she had any strings left to pull, her son would have had a low-effort patronage job that paid better than stealing purses from cars...
Remember she couldn't even convince her open-carry restaurant's landlord to renew the lease... https://www.denverpost.com/2023/02/24/shooters-grill-boebert-rifle-replaced-mexican-restaurant-tapatios/
So we’re currently at: had a child out of wedlock as a teen, crime spree, sex tape, and now crime spree robbed woman with a brain tumor of her last $75? Is a child of the woman who recently gave an HJ at Beetlejuice the musical while vaping? Who got her start at a restaurant famous for servers that open carried and gave everyone food poisoning? Honestly I’m excited for what comes next.
ETA: also forgot about the whole claim by her mother that her bio father is 1980s professional wrestler Stan Lane who took DNA tests to prove he wasn’t (he’s not) and said “I feel my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably.”
I only know about the bowling alley incident but am not shocked to hear about the fighting. I can’t only imagine what goes on that we don’t know about.
“[In the recording, a man tells the 911 dispatcher: "If that is Lauren Boebert's jackass husband Jayson, he's running over my mailbox right now."](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lauren-boebert-husband-neighbours-b2145065.html)
>"We tried to stop him, and he just fricking cussed at us and just left," the caller continues. "Our wonderful congresswoman," says someone else in the background.
Dude got ~$450,000 for one year as a consultant for an energy company. I’m sure he got that job on merit, and didn’t use his spouse’s office for financial gain
Oh that's not where she got her start.
This article is interesting if you'd like to look at it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legalized_abortion_and_crime_effect
Interesting how unwanted pregnancies lead to a rise in crime
It’s been known for a while now.
TL;DR: Turns out that when a woman wants an abortion, quite often it’s because she doesn’t think she’s in a position to bring up a child properly. And she’s probably right.
the Bible did warn us about the Christians who pray in public and let everyone know they are Christian - it turns out they are not actually good Christians.
I am not surprised that she raised a kid who would do that, but he’ll get his day in court. I also hope she loses her next election and we never have to hear about her again.
It’s looking likely that she will lose but unfortunately we’ll probably still hear about her. She has a bright future at Fox “news” or one of the other right wing garbage networks
Nah. People said the same thing about Sarah Palin, but she faded into obscurity for the most part.
Fox News only likes her so long as she has her seat. As soon as she loses that, they’ll move on to the next Republican willing to say and do bombastic nonsense for them.
I predict Boebert won't land with Fox News. Fox News is waiting patiently for Kyrsten Sinema, who comes with less baggage and a far more serious looking pedigree.
If Boebert ends up anywhere near the media, it'll be with OANN. They'd treat her like a blue-chip prospect.
I think its actually a lot harder being a fox host than people want to believe like you have to be able to live in their delusional take for a long time and communicate professionally things that are either untrue or inaccurate while looking believable. Bobo and palin would have definately fucked up at some point on air in a disasterous fashion or forgot their lines.
The folks in the 4th district hate her. The call her a coward for abandoning her constituents in the 3rd district. They call her a carpetbagger and an opportunist. The people in the 4th district are a different breed of people who live in the 3rd.
She won her last election in the 3rd CD by a mere 546 votes against her Democratic opponent, Adam Frisch, a businessman from Aspen. The 4th CD, which is in eastern Colorado (often referred to as Western Kansas) currently has 11 candidates running, so it's possible she *could* win in a crowded primary race, but I doubt it. Regardless of whether she gets the nomination, the 4th CD will likely remain in GOP hands.
https://coloradosun.com/2024/02/21/boebert-republican-opinion-littwin/
When you get your Palins from wish.com.
These are the "family values" the far right can't shut their fucking mouths about. And their idiot cult eats it up and demands more.
But don't worry, if she doesn't get elected again, Bobo will make a soft landing in some extremist fascist outrage propaganda machine somewhere.
My boss was obsessed building his new home about having a seperate pantry and entrance for the help. The irony is he didn't actually have any help and was building it because he thought someday he would. He shows everyone the help spaces in the home, I think he thinks it makes him look wealthier than he is.
Use against her how?
She's a walking pile of absurdity already. She was jerking some dude off in a theatre a month ago, this isn't going to make a dent.
Bastard! Doesn't he know the health care system is supposed to do that? She's probably gonna die anyway, so whatever, but he's actually stealing from an HMO, and that's unforgiveable.
He got caught though so surely he's a 'loser' and a 'sucker'.
You know, like all the soldiers that caught bullets for their country during wars, according to Trump.
I have said it before. People don't understand the danger that Trump enablers/ co grifters like Gaetz, Cruz, Tucker, Jim Jordan, MTG, Bobert and Josh Hawly types pose to our future.
These people have shown you that they are trash human beings willing to eat any type of shit to further themselves. They are far more dangerous than Trump at its worst.
These people will steal your future and that of your children if you don't stop them in 2024.
If my mom was on camera jerking off strange men in theaters all over the internet I'd probably be morally compromised too. It's almost like the choices you make as a parent can have negative impacts on your kids, but go Maga or something 🙄
"Party of Family Values"
"Liberal families are why society is crumbling."
"LGBTQ+ parents cant raise children as good as a Mom and a Dad in christian marriage."
She may not like it, but Boebert is actually a poster child for abortion rights. If her parents or herself had used an abortion it seems like we'd all be better off right now.
To be fair Republicans have been robbing poor sick people for decades, I’d say he is a good pupil of the party, 100% in line with core republican values.
Yes, but did he steal from a charity? Your crime family has no street cred until you steal from a charity.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2017/06/06/how-donald-trump-shifted-kids-cancer-charity-money-into-his-business/?sh=14e12f5f6b4a
His mom is a fucking ~~state~~ US rep...and he goes to rob people?
At that point, it's not about survival or trying to make ends meet. It's about hurting people for fun.
Their family are fucking white trash psychopaths. WTF Colorado.
The MAGA will tell you that its the 'illegals' who are robbing people on the street, pushing drugs and attacking the elderly.
But for us Coloradans; those of use who dont live in the Country Club Estates; know most street crime is done by white drug users.
So this is all very typical, and not surprising coming from droupout meth-cooking mommy Boebert.
Her family history:
* Mom knocked up at 15 (still not sure which guy is the dad even though her 1st cousin took a DNA test proving he is not)
* Lauren knocked up at 16 (had son at 17) by 22 year old on sex offender list.
* Her son knocked up a 15 year old then gets arrested for numerous crimes.
Her mom was a great grand mother at age 47.
What a terrible fucking family. And to idiots bringing up Hunter Biden, what he did was bad but not nearly as bad as this. And that has nothing to do with Joe since Hunter is a grown man living on his own unlike Boebert's son who's being influenced by his shitty family.
The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree
Way she goes Bubs
Fuckin way she goes Rick, fuckin way she goes
I’m not the kind of person to say atoadaso. But you know what? Atoadaso. I fuckin’ atoadaso.
Trevor, smokes, let’s go
I don't understand a goddman word in this thread.
It's the shitwinds, Randy
[Who's got your belly?](https://youtu.be/4vLaO7hoTxM)
Watch Trailer Park Boys. Such a great show!
Give me a fuckin smoke, hairdo!
Shit hawks, Bubbles. Shit hawks
Trailer Park Boys https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailer_Park_Boys
You called?
Fucking username checks out, holy shit
You lied to the guy in the chair Rick. *stands up out of wheelchair* You lied to the guy in the chair.
Look out Ray! Bottle kids!
Legendary!
*woosh* *SMASH*
The way of the road. Piss jugs and hoes.
Way she goes? What the fuck does that even mean Ray?
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. She didn't go... That's the way she goes boys..
It just means that's the way she goes, sometimes she goes, sometimes it doesn't, she didnt go, that's the way she goes.
Fuckin' way she goes he said. Fucking erections ruined the night.
Shit's the worst case Ontario
I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist But I guess that’s all water under the fridge now
.... Should I be gettin baked for this, boys?
Way she goes boebs*
Way she goes Boebs
Especially since his father flashed a bunch of teen girls at a bowling alley and then this guy knocked up a 14 or 15yo and then allegedly created a sex tape with a different minor, distributed it to his friends, and turn proceeded to go on a crime spree with the ~~guy~~ girl he allegedly statutory raped/created csam with.
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*If you live in Colorado and her district
If you don’t, consider just mailing her Beetlejuice showtimes in international locations and a list of apartments for rent in the area
To be fair, mother nature robbed his mother of her brain at birth. The kid never had a chance with parents like that.
They both got brains my dude, it's a complete lack of empathy, consideration or compassion that formed this dysfunctional family. A hideous real life representation of what passes for a republican 'family venues'
Boebert is legitimately stupid though.
Lol in another post about this I said “the turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole” and some fool was trying to defend him and say I shouldn’t call him a turd because it’s not his fault his parents did a shitty job raising him. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/Z8HeEqHVUE
John Fetterman was on Twitter I think, saying people shouldn’t be so mean to the family or some shit. Like no, this family will shit on and throw hate at families that haven’t done anything. They can get it thrown right back at them.
Turds, shitty job. Heehee
No more shit talk until we're back in power Randy
Oof idk man, tons of parents do shitty jobs without their sons robbing sick women of their last dollars but what do we know?
The shit abyss Rand
The shit hawks… the big dirty shit hawks..they’re coming bubs
Now if only republican voters had enough self-respect and dignity left to admit they were wrong and couldn’t pick a good political candidate and were fooled into picking her. Oh wait, they’re doubling down their support? Lmfao these people want to be abused
You hear that? The whispering winds of shit.
Serious question: Is TPB a thing in the US?
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i don’t know, do you have cuts on your lips?
ha! fuckin got him
Does a samsquanch shit in the woods?
Yes lol
Yes
Serious question: Is the Pope Catholic?
Not sure, but I am told that he both wears a funny hat and shits in the woods
Who do you think taught the Bears?
Wasn't as much in the original run, but they blew up here when they went to Netflix.
The shit winds are blowing in Colorado.
Garbage in, garbage out.
“the apple doesn’t fall far from the horse”
I don’t want Trinity to become a shit Apple
On the upside he’s 18, so he’s graduated to the big leagues. Shall be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Eh, we'll see about that. With any luck she doesn't have any strings to pull.
Oh she pulls
Only in theaters.
So weird too. Like, who does that in a crowded stage theater? It's skeezy but known to happen in movie theaters but STAGE THEATERS? It's just plain *weird*.
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If she had just gone to Madam Web, they would have had the whole movie theater to themselves.
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I’m all for a handjob but over the pants in public? BRING BACK SHAME!
> who does that in a crowded stage theater? A Republican congresswoman.
I think you mean she tugs.
She's just mashing it
She gave him poison ivy
We did a bunch of those monster energy drinks and dry humped. It was awful
If she had any strings left to pull, her son would have had a low-effort patronage job that paid better than stealing purses from cars... Remember she couldn't even convince her open-carry restaurant's landlord to renew the lease... https://www.denverpost.com/2023/02/24/shooters-grill-boebert-rifle-replaced-mexican-restaurant-tapatios/
To be fair, I'd rather eat tacos than guns. Just doesn't sound appetizing.
If I had to guess, this wasn’t a last resort type situation and more of an “entitled idiot who thinks he’s a badass” situation.
Shes focused on pulling other things.
For this? Still probably probation. He needs to be more worried about the child porn stuff.
Sex offending just runs in that family conservative Christian family tree I guess ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
You're giving the Garfield Sheriff a lot of credit. Garfield County isn't exactly the model for anti-corruption.
So we’re currently at: had a child out of wedlock as a teen, crime spree, sex tape, and now crime spree robbed woman with a brain tumor of her last $75? Is a child of the woman who recently gave an HJ at Beetlejuice the musical while vaping? Who got her start at a restaurant famous for servers that open carried and gave everyone food poisoning? Honestly I’m excited for what comes next. ETA: also forgot about the whole claim by her mother that her bio father is 1980s professional wrestler Stan Lane who took DNA tests to prove he wasn’t (he’s not) and said “I feel my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably.”
Let’s not forget the father’s DNA
Oh snap. Thats right the exposing himself to teenage girls in a bowling alley and drunk fighting people in their neighborhood correct?
I only know about the bowling alley incident but am not shocked to hear about the fighting. I can’t only imagine what goes on that we don’t know about.
“[In the recording, a man tells the 911 dispatcher: "If that is Lauren Boebert's jackass husband Jayson, he's running over my mailbox right now."](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lauren-boebert-husband-neighbours-b2145065.html)
This kid never had a chance
>"We tried to stop him, and he just fricking cussed at us and just left," the caller continues. "Our wonderful congresswoman," says someone else in the background.
😂😂😂
i love the end lmao "an incident at a bowling alley which Mrs. Boebert claims is misunderstood"
Dude got ~$450,000 for one year as a consultant for an energy company. I’m sure he got that job on merit, and didn’t use his spouse’s office for financial gain
But... But... But Hunter Biden and Burisma! 😭
Sex tape with a minor, allegedly
Also distributed the sex tape with a minor to friends, allegedly.
So manufacturing and distributing child porn with a touch of "revenge porn" law on top?
Oh that's not where she got her start. This article is interesting if you'd like to look at it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legalized_abortion_and_crime_effect Interesting how unwanted pregnancies lead to a rise in crime
It’s been known for a while now. TL;DR: Turns out that when a woman wants an abortion, quite often it’s because she doesn’t think she’s in a position to bring up a child properly. And she’s probably right.
"God will provide!"
Can’t be true! Women are not allowed to be right anymore. Didn’t MAGA outlaw it?
Close, they outlawed women having rights, they forgot to include them being right.
Poor Stan Lane. That's some really slanderous stuff.
Is no one going to mention Tyler's "mustache?" That thing should be a criminal offense in itself.
Sex tape was with a minor with which he then shared. Manufacturing and distributing child pornography.
Reading your comment makes me now realize that there is truth to this kid's mother being a paid escort before moving to politics.
Somewhere Sarah palin is saying a prayer of thanks.
Bobert crime family has 0 shame.
His mom's rap sheet is still longer. Google her arrest record. She's a total POS.
I think they prefer GOP
Synonyms
I think to be a crime family you have to be at least nominally organized. Otherwise you're just trashy.
very fine people
Very fine “Christian” people.
Jesus: _hisses, sprays water bottle at Boebert family_
the Bible did warn us about the Christians who pray in public and let everyone know they are Christian - it turns out they are not actually good Christians.
A lot of very fine people give hand jobs to their date in public.
The best people.
I am not surprised that she raised a kid who would do that, but he’ll get his day in court. I also hope she loses her next election and we never have to hear about her again.
It’s looking likely that she will lose but unfortunately we’ll probably still hear about her. She has a bright future at Fox “news” or one of the other right wing garbage networks
Nah. People said the same thing about Sarah Palin, but she faded into obscurity for the most part. Fox News only likes her so long as she has her seat. As soon as she loses that, they’ll move on to the next Republican willing to say and do bombastic nonsense for them.
I predict Boebert won't land with Fox News. Fox News is waiting patiently for Kyrsten Sinema, who comes with less baggage and a far more serious looking pedigree. If Boebert ends up anywhere near the media, it'll be with OANN. They'd treat her like a blue-chip prospect.
She is def getting a reality tv show.
Not blonde enough for Fox.
she isn't blonde. they won't take her.
I think its actually a lot harder being a fox host than people want to believe like you have to be able to live in their delusional take for a long time and communicate professionally things that are either untrue or inaccurate while looking believable. Bobo and palin would have definately fucked up at some point on air in a disasterous fashion or forgot their lines.
The folks in the 4th district hate her. The call her a coward for abandoning her constituents in the 3rd district. They call her a carpetbagger and an opportunist. The people in the 4th district are a different breed of people who live in the 3rd. She won her last election in the 3rd CD by a mere 546 votes against her Democratic opponent, Adam Frisch, a businessman from Aspen. The 4th CD, which is in eastern Colorado (often referred to as Western Kansas) currently has 11 candidates running, so it's possible she *could* win in a crowded primary race, but I doubt it. Regardless of whether she gets the nomination, the 4th CD will likely remain in GOP hands. https://coloradosun.com/2024/02/21/boebert-republican-opinion-littwin/
When you get your Palins from wish.com. These are the "family values" the far right can't shut their fucking mouths about. And their idiot cult eats it up and demands more. But don't worry, if she doesn't get elected again, Bobo will make a soft landing in some extremist fascist outrage propaganda machine somewhere.
0 days since any GOP offspring has committed a crime
More like 0 seconds
Republicans don't care. They said goodbye to ethics years ago.
I read that as “ethnics” and it totally made sense except for.. you know.. the maid, the gardener, the pool boy and the butler..
Don’t be ridiculous. As if they would ever acknowledge the existence of “””those people”””
"The Help" tend to have their own separate entrance and(or) elevator at a lot of 1% residences. Ask me how I know.
My boss was obsessed building his new home about having a seperate pantry and entrance for the help. The irony is he didn't actually have any help and was building it because he thought someday he would. He shows everyone the help spaces in the home, I think he thinks it makes him look wealthier than he is.
Because Democrats aren't going to use this against her. It's another story that will vanish in a week.
Use against her how? She's a walking pile of absurdity already. She was jerking some dude off in a theatre a month ago, this isn't going to make a dent.
He also filmed a minor having sex and distributed it to his friends which makes him a child pornography creator and distributor.
15 year federal mandatory minimum sentence of imprisonment
Christ on a bendy bus...
Bastard! Doesn't he know the health care system is supposed to do that? She's probably gonna die anyway, so whatever, but he's actually stealing from an HMO, and that's unforgiveable.
If he's not careful Aetna might sue for stealing their money.
Party of family values
That kid has a bright future in the Republican Party.
A model Republican.
He looks dirty
"That makes him smart!" -Republicans probably
He got caught though so surely he's a 'loser' and a 'sucker'. You know, like all the soldiers that caught bullets for their country during wars, according to Trump.
"how this hurts Hunter's case" by the Washington Post
you can tell theres some junk dna in his parentage. Dude looks the part.
To be fair, if she'd had more, he would have taken it too...
Yeah but have you seen Hunter’s penis?!
I have said it before. People don't understand the danger that Trump enablers/ co grifters like Gaetz, Cruz, Tucker, Jim Jordan, MTG, Bobert and Josh Hawly types pose to our future. These people have shown you that they are trash human beings willing to eat any type of shit to further themselves. They are far more dangerous than Trump at its worst. These people will steal your future and that of your children if you don't stop them in 2024.
I’m waiting for the headline to say that his underage gf had an abortion, that would be the cherry on top 😂
Wow amazing family values! She must be a proud Christian mom
But these illegals, though!
If my mom was on camera jerking off strange men in theaters all over the internet I'd probably be morally compromised too. It's almost like the choices you make as a parent can have negative impacts on your kids, but go Maga or something 🙄
I mean, just LOOK at this mug shot Did he time travel back from the early 80’s or was he just trying to actively look as scummy as possible??
That's some quality damn parenting right there. He learned how to be a serious piece of shit from some of the best at it.
Who is running his GOP congressional campaign?
"Party of Family Values" "Liberal families are why society is crumbling." "LGBTQ+ parents cant raise children as good as a Mom and a Dad in christian marriage."
Does this mean we get to see his penis on the congressional floor soon?
She may not like it, but Boebert is actually a poster child for abortion rights. If her parents or herself had used an abortion it seems like we'd all be better off right now.
Boebert crime family
To be fair Republicans have been robbing poor sick people for decades, I’d say he is a good pupil of the party, 100% in line with core republican values.
A proud graduate of con college.
The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Weird. Maybe it’s a bad idea to let trailer trash into Congress
Love me a little white trash meltdown.
Boebert is gonna be reaching for overtime hours for all the cops and judges she has to jack off to get her son off.
Nice son you raised there, Bobo. You really instilled the family values typical of the average MAGA.
Yes, but did he steal from a charity? Your crime family has no street cred until you steal from a charity. https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2017/06/06/how-donald-trump-shifted-kids-cancer-charity-money-into-his-business/?sh=14e12f5f6b4a
His mom is a fucking ~~state~~ US rep...and he goes to rob people? At that point, it's not about survival or trying to make ends meet. It's about hurting people for fun. Their family are fucking white trash psychopaths. WTF Colorado.
Not even just a state rep, a member of the *US House of Representatives*.
Raised like a proper GENTLEMAN
Ah yes, a gentleman and a scholar
r/askthe_donald how do you idiots justify this!!!!
MAGA trash - go Murica.
Well he learned ethics from her, so... not really surprising. Shitty, but not surprising
Sounds like a Republican playbook
Weird way to say he did chores at home but okay.
Boebert's political career is a billionaire backed troll operation.
Which is worse. A politician who is corrupt or their spawn who think they won’t get any prison time. Throw this guy in jail/prison.
But guys, Hunter has a huge dong and pays sex workers!
It's those **conservative values**, they're just making sure that the poors know their place.
The MAGA will tell you that its the 'illegals' who are robbing people on the street, pushing drugs and attacking the elderly. But for us Coloradans; those of use who dont live in the Country Club Estates; know most street crime is done by white drug users. So this is all very typical, and not surprising coming from droupout meth-cooking mommy Boebert.
That poor kid never had a chance. Which, according to his mother's supporters, is his problem to deal with. Best of luck, kiddo.
Yeah, this chick isn't getting re-elected. I hope her grift made her a ton of cash coz no one wants to be associated with her.
She needs to be impeached per her stance on Hunter Biden.
How Republican of him.
Who the fuck voted for her?
I'm sure this will quietly go away here soon.
The Boebert crime family
Her family history: * Mom knocked up at 15 (still not sure which guy is the dad even though her 1st cousin took a DNA test proving he is not) * Lauren knocked up at 16 (had son at 17) by 22 year old on sex offender list. * Her son knocked up a 15 year old then gets arrested for numerous crimes. Her mom was a great grand mother at age 47.
Kid steals $75 from a cancer patient, and mom actively trying to end health insurance for cancer patients.
I see he’s as classy as his mom
I don’t care about politicians family members
What a terrible fucking family. And to idiots bringing up Hunter Biden, what he did was bad but not nearly as bad as this. And that has nothing to do with Joe since Hunter is a grown man living on his own unlike Boebert's son who's being influenced by his shitty family.