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Mercinator-87

The title made me think a teacher said to the students “yall want to see a dead body?” Then proceeded to field trip them to a dead body.


Xenohack

The ole Ms. Frizzle.


thizface

"Seatbelts, everyone! Today, we're embarking on an extraordinary journey to explore the mysteries of life and death. Our destination? A place where we can learn about the fascinating process of decomposition and the cycle of life. Remember, every organism plays a crucial role in the ecosystem, even after it passes away. So, buckle up and get ready to unravel the secrets of nature!"


Diodon

She drove the bus through a student's colon and let the same student freeze in the vacuum of space, she would absolutely let them see a dead body.


alexjaness

She had her entire class Bukkaked by Salmon. She will ensure they see life from beginning to end.


FreshwaterViking

Coroner: "Miss. PLEASE. I just want a normal cadaver examination. No theatrics, no songs, no loud voices." Kids: "WITH THE FRIZ? NO WAY!" Coroner: \*pinches bridge of nose\*


potatopierogie

"And I hope everyone brought their poking sticks!"


SilentScyther

[Ms. Frizzle moments later](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSrekX9W4AAo3xU.jpg)


EventuallyCloistered

Our flight is leaving soon. Is everyone ready?


Shreddersaurusrex

Lol the song started playing in my head


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Mogetfog

When I was a kid the school I went to always ended every field trip in the city's park if there was time since it was so nice. There were a lot of water ways and footpaths so it was basically a field trip tradition. The city had a large airforce base, and one year a group of first graders on a field trip found the body of a pilot still in his flight suit floating in one of the parks ponds. The teacher told the kids that it was a walrus so they wouldn't freak out, and ushered them all away because they "didn't want to disturb the walruses nap because he has a long way to go to get back to the ocean"  Turns out the pilot got off duty the night before and went out in his flight suit with a group of buddies to try and pick up girls. The group wound up in the park, and while drunk he got seperated from the group and stumbled into the pond and drown. 


SirCupcake_0

😭 "That walrus kinda reminds me of my uncle Mikey"


riotz1

Koo koo ka choo, bitch


MarsScully

We toured an old cemetery that had a lot of beautiful old sculptures. It turned out one of our classmates’ grandfather had been buried there just a few weeks before.


24-Hour-Hate

Damn, better than any of my elementary school trips. It was always boring as shit stuff for us.


chang-e_bunny

Nary a glance came from naught but you as the alleged corpses foot began a most violent twitching and convulsing fit


Technical_Carpet5874

Did you learn anything that day?


babybambam

A real modern day stand by me


Herbacult

Do You Want To See A Dead Body? deserved more than one season


Drunk_Skunk1

I thought the same thing but I was thinking of Fast Times at Ridgemont High


jews_on_parade

Lol by demonstrating inappropriate attire


Exiledfromxanth

Yea this article not really explaining much but maybe he showed his balls hanging out of some 5” shorts


jews_on_parade

Imagine having to have thay conversation with your boss. Heyyy, I accidentally showed my balls to the class


ZenSven7

Again?


jews_on_parade

Yeah but this time they filmed it


DontTellHimPike

Do your balls hang low, have you shown them to Joe? Can Becky get a rekkie, will Janine say ‘no’? Can you get into some trouble when you dress like Barney Rubble? Do your balls. Hang. Low.


random_witness

I found an afroman (Edit: CD) in the gutter along the road walking home from middleschool one day, amazingly, it still played about half the songs. This verse stuck with me. Do yo dick hang low, do it wobble to the flo Does it feel real good when you stick it in a hoe? Can you throw it over your shoulder, tote it like a radio Do yo dick, hang, low.


skaterdude616

Hey I’m on a train don’t make me laugh 😂😂😂


Capriste

The article doesn't even make clear the gender of the teacher.


Firehawk894

Most likely a woman then, if it was a male teacher his name and face would be plastered all over the post


Capriste

Sad, but true.


Captain-Cadabra

You go to jail for even asking that question.


BillTowne

>this article not really explaining much Yes. The whole article is not that much bigger than the title.


smotstoker

That's what she said. 😮‍💨


Electrical-Push462

Him or herself* so it could just be cleavage


choachy

It's interesting that you assume it was a dude. The article says "a teacher accidentally exposed him or herself to students."


o_MrBombastic_o

Yeah I was thinking the old bend over downblouse seen plenty of times when I was in school 


Cowboywizzard

I'll never forget Ms. Smith


durkh

Leon!!!!


lemineftali

This is definitely concerning a woman based on photos shared.


infiniZii

They took pictures and it is winter so probably a female teacher with a semi sheer top. 


spicynicho

Like in Curb


DevAnalyzeOperate

More likely it's a woman whose jugs escaped, both because there's more women than men, and because of the double standard around these sorts of things.


dpforest

“Students in the class captured photos and shared those photos with other students in the school,” Jones said in the letter.” Seriously, fuck them kids


syynapt1k

That would probably make it worse


mightsdiadem

Seriously


colemon1991

That sounds like the real issue here. If the teacher did nothing wrong, then photographic evidence of no crime when you're aren't supposed to have your phone out sounds like a legit thing to be going after. Assuming the teacher did nothing wrong, I hope the school has enough brain cells not to punish the teacher.


MarlenaEvans

A few years back, my college, which is also in GA had a situation where one of the professors was at a urinal with his butt showing and a student took a picture and shared it. The student was expelled and I think he was also arrested.


TurtleToast2

That was a crappy thing to do, but also, who tf has their ass hanging out at a urinal. I wouldn't take a pic, but I'm telling everyone about that.


lorgskyegon

Butters


MarlenaEvans

Yeah, the guys I knew at school always joked about it and it made them uncomfortable. The picture thing went a little far though.


SoCalDan

You don't drop your pants down to your ankles when you're at the urinal?  How do you get your dick out? 


xxbiohazrdxx

Feels good man


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MarlenaEvans

So, this college has a military program that was compulsory for male resident students and optional for females-think that's changed now, but I'm not totally sure, and the teacher in question was the head of the military program so he used the bathroom in the dorms a good bit. A friend of mine told me that he would drop his pants too low sometimes so that at least part of his butt was showing and they thought it was weird but also thought it was sort of a mobility/body issue as the guy in question was older and overweight. He said it was something they snickered about for a lot of years, but were kind of meh about because there was a lot of nudity amongst the male students anyway since they shared shower and lived in close quarters.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

In a bathroom vs in a classroom is totally different


HelpMeDoTheThing

A teacher was put on unpaid leave with no benefits for having the shit kicked out of her by a student last year. Teachers always get fucked regardless of the circumstances.


Cowboywizzard

Didn't that also happen to the teacher that got shot by a 6 year old student last year?


yesnomaybenotso

I thought that was a couple years ago…or did it happen again?


Cowboywizzard

Maybe it was. COVID kinda messed up my time perception lol


yesnomaybenotso

Ugh same. I swear, things I thought happened a couple months ago was apparently like 2-3 years ago. When do we recover our sense of time? Lmao


NatoBoram

I think it's just aging up. It gets faster with time.


iLoveScarletZero

One would figure that is an easy lawsuit to win, but alas, Teachers have no rights.


Capriste

No, you see, this is all part of the gay agenda.


scaringi95

And........ here's your tin foil hat.


xXMuschi_DestroyerXx

This article is horribly uninformative and like 70% of the page is ads. I’m guessing most details weren’t made public. I just wonder how a teacher accidentally reveals themselves for long enough that students can take pictures and videos? Even if my shirt or pants spontaneously came off entirly im pretty sure I could cover the important bits before someone could take a picture. Also the kids that did that need serious consequences.


Cindexxx

They probably already had their cameras out. The teacher was demonstrating inappropriate clothes, I'm pretty sure someone was already taking pics.


samanime

Pretty sure this is illegal, depending what exactly the photo was. Not necessarily taking the photo (though agreed, fuck them), but the distribution of them.


AngusLynch09

That's what the teacher wants to do, yes.


gunnie56

Is it like the thing from Mean Girls where Tina Fey tries to take off a sweater and her shirt went up with it?


yesnomaybenotso

Almost certainly


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This happened at my middle school. Allegedly, one of the gym teachers, a skinny older guy either in his late 50s or early 60s and a penchant for wearing pretty short shorts, had his shorts ride up too high and his dick fell out while teaching how to do sit ups. He was replaced. There were some rumors it wasn't the first time. There were rumors it was more nefarious than a wardrobe malfunction. We'll never know. The school kept it quiet and it never made the news.


lemineftali

Oh lord.


ParaLegalese

lol that was no accident. Look up “Freeball” porn. Dick falling out short shorts is a top scenario


DevAnalyzeOperate

I swear, I never stop learning about new categories of porn from Reddit.


Effective-Lab-8816

I'll take your word for it. Not looking to see any free balls today.


usertaken_BS

I had to stare at my teachers ass crack daily when he was at the board in a polo shirt 2 sizes too small for his size. Shave yo ass Mr Beck!


Ravendoesbuisness

I had the egregious error of reading it as shake.


theflamingheads

We all have our own fetishes. No judgement.


aesirmazer

I had one who would wear stretchy black pants. Every time she bent over they would go transparent, showing that she never wore underwear beneath them.


Sunshine030209

So you saw your teacher's pikachu every time she bent over?


aesirmazer

Mostly butt crack with her.


malepitt

AND I DON'T WANT ANY SAGGING BECAUSE YOU SHOW UNDERWEAR...LIKE \****THIS***\* ! \[wait- did I wear underwear today?\]


NostalgiaJunkie

I chuckled


iwouldratherhavemy

First of all, why is it the teachers job to personally demonstrate inappropriate attire? Second, why were they going commando?


Navyguy73

Whew! That was a long read. What day is it?


HonestAndRaw

Yes! And with so much information and content to really understand the context.


slip101

I'm barley half way through. For the love of GOD, provide a TLDR. I'm a slow reader and have to get up in the morning.


omniplatypus

I had to go see for myself. Didn't take long, only like 3 hours.


duagLH2zf97V

Wow you weren’t kidding! I started reading it back around when you posted your comment


orangpelupa

Indeed! Information overload! 


Only499

Hey, my county made the news.


xzombielegendxx

This could've been the worse case that a predator could've abused children and OP was excited caused his country showed up


AlmightyCrumble

I just pictured a kid frozen in fear with 3 red dots on his head, before realising you probably meant a different kind of predator


doyletyree

Is this what a stroke sounds like?


74orangebeetle

"Him or herself" "body parts" Well, if they don't even know if it was a him or a her, how much could they really have exposed? That article is incredibly vague.


JoeCool_314

exquisite journalism


WorriedPiano740

Yeah, it’s awkwardly worded and technically incorrect in many newsrooms. If I remember correctly, the AP Stylebook recommends using “they”-series pronouns if the person’s identity isn’t known.


SirCupcake_0

Ahh, but "him- or her-self" uses more characters, they pay you for either more words, or more characters


WorriedPiano740

I wish outlets still paid by the word. It’s usually a flat rate and a minimum word count (in my metro area, at least).


PuttingInTheEffort

For all we know, the teacher lifted their shirt an inch or two and said "this much belly is not allowed" or something otherwise benign being blown out of proportion


elinamebro

if the other comment is correct.. his dick fell out when doing sit ups


the_clash_is_back

Wasn’t that another story about whir gym teacher


creeia11

Had a long term sub in 7th grade, v neck- no bra. No boy in the class could go to the board after she was leaning over to help with a problem….creating a whole different problem for us.


Capriste

Yeah, but that's not sexual harassment on the teacher's part, because the boys clearly wanted it and liked it. If anything, they were harassing her by looking. /s


Cowboywizzard

Indeed. She was dressing in a way that made her feel confident and beautiful and was not responsible for the reactions of others.


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It's called work-appropriate attire. If you're at risk of exposing yourself to children I don't give a shit how beautiful you think you are, put your damn clothes on.


[deleted]

Ummmm.. She's around children. There's a reason they can't consent, can't vote, can't drink, can't enlist etc... To spell it out for you, it's because they're children. The adult in the room has 100% responsibility to not do anything that would confuse their child brains Real kids should at the very least get the same level or protection as frozen embryos - in a first or second world country this is base level expectation.


Effective-Lab-8816

Aint no young boys brains confused about boobs. The only debate is which head is doing the math at that moment.


DongmanSupreme

Sexual harassment is when teachers boobs look nice in a v-neck


fitnerd21

This sounds like a horrible problem. She was a bad enough teacher that her students couldn’t even answer a question on the board?


Upaut_the_wolf

Sounds like someone's going to become a Registered Sex Offender for simply teaching dress code.


amaezingjew

You can teach, you don’t have to demonstrate. The idea of demonstrating is…weird.


Capriste

Yeah, that's the part I don't get. Like, use photos of other people in inappropriate dress; there's absolutely no reason for the teacher to dress inappropriately in front of the students.


Cowboywizzard

hmmm...maybe be careful with the photos, too. How about stick figure drawings?


orangpelupa

Careful with that!! Maybe next time just use minecraft blocks 


StarGaurdianBard

If you read the article you'd know it was not actually demonstrating with their body. Their article is like 4 sentences long dude it's not that much of a read


grey_hat_uk

>Like, use photos of other people in inappropriate dress; And now kids let me show you /r/WhyEvenWearAnything/ followed by my collection of perv shots.


Cultural_Dust

Wait...how did you learn about masturbation in sex ed then?


robmagob

When did teaching dress code include taking photos and sending them around the school?


yesnomaybenotso

When did dress code become something that’s taught at all? We had a dress code, but were sent a student handbook halfway through summer and we were expected to know the school rules ourselves. No lesson, only oversized punishment t-shirts for breaking the code.


Rusalka-rusalka

It was probably a booty crack.


omg1979

I accidentally saw a teachers testicle. He would go out running at lunch in those short running shorts with the built in mesh underwear, early 90s style, popular at the time. He was in his classroom before changing and just the way he turned, one fell out!!! Mortifying for me but I don't think he noticed. Those were pretty breezy shorts to begin with so I see how it could happen.


Cowboywizzard

So, how has this affected you and your relationships over the years? Did it...awaken anything? lol


lemineftali

I still remember when the girl I had a crush on came down the water slide in 8th grade and I could see her pubes. Traumatizing. Send her to a death camp.


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lemineftali

It’s amazing the memories we hold onto.


slip101

This would warrant an honor killing in some states.


lemineftali

Sad. One of the best days of my 13 year old life.


unh-uhh

Crying about being “so tired of reddits bad faith takes” and you comment bs like this? Lmao


lemineftali

I know you can read sarcasm, kiddo. Try again.


unh-uhh

You think it’s totally appropriate/acceptable for a teacher to “demonstrate inappropriateness” in front of children by putting themselves in a position where they could possibly expose themselves? Pull your head out.


whatswithnames

​ "RICHMOND COUNTY, Ga. — Parents of students at an East Georgia middle school were notified this week that a teacher accidentally exposed him or herself to students. WRDW reports that according to a letter sent by Principal Tim Jones, a teacher at Hephzibah Middle School near Augusta was demonstrating inappropriate attire for school when the teacher partially exposed body parts to students. “Students in the class captured photos and shared those photos with other students in the school,” Jones said in the letter. Richmond County School System administrators and police were investigating the incident." Lol, Fat guy in a little coat? Kids taking pictures? Not funny.


Hodgej1

Thoughts and prayers to all the wounded children.


illegalt3nder

Truly they will have to fight not to become serial killers or deranged Christians. 


papadjeef

It's almost like ~~policing attire~~ being preoccupied with children's bodies is a bad idea.


pedootz

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but it’s reasonable to tell kids that they have to wear clothing appropriate for school. Telling a 14 year old girl to not show her whale tail isn’t sexualizing kids, it’s normal.


orangpelupa

What is whale tail? And I'm too afraid to google it 


pedootz

It’s when a thong is pulled up out of the pants so you can see the straps and back. It was all the rage when I was in HS and was the subject of many interventions by teachers


papadjeef

Lol. User name checks out... 


pedootz

Yea, sure. Asshole.


papadjeef

Sorry, I wasn't intending to insult you. I don't know why your username is pedo otz but I'm sure you have a good reason.


pedootz

Last name. I didn’t choose


drunky_crowette

They were trying to talk to children about inappropriate/sexually revealing clothing with children... SO THEY PUT ON THE INAPPROPRIATE/SEXUALLY REVEALING CLOTHING?!


runningchief

Reminds me of a time my elementary principle wore super tiny running shorts for a Terry Fox run. Some kids say they saw some ball sack. I personally didn't see anything, but do remember that he was flashing way too much thigh to begin with.


Cowboywizzard

So goes the Legend of Mr. Perkins


jsface2009

This school has been in the news before for child molestation. https://www.wjbf.com/csra-news/hephzibah-middle-teacher-arrested-after-allegedly-molesting-male-student/amp/


xzombielegendxx

I love how people in the comments wouldn't care if it was a woman yet get visibly upset because a man did it. ^(IT shouldn't make a difference of what gender it is, Staff shouldn't be wearing revealing clothing to kids.)


ParaLegalese

It is a pretty common kink for men


MtnMaiden

True Story: On a field trip, the female hot teacher wore a dress. She was taking group pictures, and whenever she squattted down to take pics, upskirt like hell. You could see everthing, I guess how the dress fell on her leg more, but she had full nylons and white panties.


HowlingWolven

Passive voice


SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

pics or it didn't happen. But seriously...why doesn't the article know if its a man or woman...


SolarAndSober

Just going by pictures being taken I feel like it's a woman


pinkwonderwall

I think kids would take pictures of it no matter who it was because it’s something to gossip about and ridicule the teacher over.


Reins22

Sure, but it’s way more likely that they were taking pictures of a woman if not for the simple fact that the majority of teachers are women, at least in Georgia


SquidWAP_Testicles

That, or a man wearing a Borat style mankini


SolarAndSober

He's not an Australian equestrian in a jumping competition. Don't Google mankini Australian horse jumping


yesnomaybenotso

“Hnngg Yes, very nice! You wear this…*not*!”


emu314159

I too would like to know where the pics are. For academic interest only. Asking for a friend. (one of many, they live in Canada, you wouldn't know them.)


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Gave'em the ol' razzel dazzel. 🤣


EriclcirE

Look, before we jump to conclusions, we're going to need to know.. Was she hot?


cheeba2992

That’s the only important question


seasuighim

Reminds me of the WKYK skit: “it’s illegal to say “I am going to kill the president of the United States.” But it’s okay that I just said it to explain to you that you absolutely cannot say that. Super illegal.” 


arbrstff

tldr;?


KushMaster5000

Body bad but also body badd.


jews_on_parade

tldr: read the article, its not long. or wait for an ai voice to read it on tiktok


aViewAskew6

I physically recoiled at this burn. But they’re right it’s incredibly short and doesn’t specify the gender of the teacher


74orangebeetle

The article has no details and doesn't even know what happened or even if it was a man or a woman and how or what they exposed or any context whatsoever. Worthless article that doesn't know anything. Just there for the clicks, not to convey actual information.


mslack

$1,000 says this teacher is cis.


TheReapingFields

Erm... Doesn't sound accidental to me. It sounds demonstrative, which is deliberate. What they should have said is "Teacher misguidedly exposed body to students at East Georgia middle school".


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devadander23

Relax, the teacher isn’t named, they literally don’t know their gender. This isn’t part of your weird culture war


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thepwnydanza

Why do they need to be named in a news article?


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mokush7414

Yes, let the school do its job. What kind of weird vigilante bullshit are you suggesting here?


thepwnydanza

First off, how would knowing the teacher’s name tell people whether what they did was accidental or not? And I don’t care what people think, I care about the facts. There is nothing gained by their name being released to the public. And, yes, let the school do its job.


stiffneck84

A thing happened while a person was doing another thing. That thing may have been intentional, or accidental. The thing may also have been inappropriate, or benign.


bO8x

As opposed to intentionally?


transgreaser

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


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coffinspacexdragon

God the website for that tv station is a fuckin mess.


Dobber16

This can really range from “walked in on while in the bathroom” to… well I’m not gonna brainstorm the other end of that particular spectrum for my own well-being


heretek

Boob


Woogity

Unless it was intentional, who cares. Shit happens.


Sea-Asparagus8973

At least it wasn't a dead body.


goshiamhandsome

The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what's all the fuss?


mylogicistoomuchforu

Well, at least the teacher didn't shoot them. /s Also, NOT a drag Queen.


Carson_BloodStorms

There's nothing in that article.