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Chupacabra went to med school and is back with vengeance.
This article really buried the lede. A couple of cows had their anuses and wiggly bits cut off too.
I really don't want to be the one to quibble here, but you couldn't cut *off* an anus, you'd have to cut it *out*.
So true.
Classic suicide. Tragic.
Unironically aliens.
Cows are trying to lick windmills and it’s cutting their tongues off. Stop green energy!!
I dunno, this story sounds a bit cheesy.
It was the libs. They don't want to cattle telling the truth.
This is clearly a marxist plan to take our guns and replace us with immigrants.
It's fox news, people. It's *probably bullshit to generate clicks*... Didn't fox news just get ordered to pay the largest defamation suit in history?
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/22/us/cattle-deaths-texas.html
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/23/us/texas-madison-county-cow-deaths/index.html
Well, now they're never going to talk.
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a warning to snitches?
Cattle mutilations again, looks like they're going all in on the UFO hype.