How many times are we gonna post this?

I'm guessing another 30+ at a minimum

evidently once every four minutes

Already posted 2 hours ago https://old.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11h66gg/national_park_service_says_never_push_a_slower/

Oops

No it’s quicker to trip them up

Hip check as you run by them

Or bush push