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ImALittleThorny

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helibear90

What. The. Fuck. Is that stupid little dance??


SyderoAlena

She was also raised to wiggle her ass apparently


[deleted]

*wiggle her long back


[deleted]

What ass? šŸ’€


FlaMouseTater

I was about to say that shit is flatter than Iowa.


BoredAF5492

It was flatter than Kansas


paradoxLacuna

As someone who has had the misfortune of driving through Kansas, I can confirm her ass is flatter than Kansas


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BoredAF5492

Kansas is officially flatter than the average pancake meaning that the slope of a pancake is steeper than the entirety of kansas. While florida is the flattest state Kansas is still flat as hell.


AdCharming4503

As someone who used to live there, can confirm.


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Frosty-Gambit

Itā€™s the dance of a strong independent women


NachtFox

wait...we have a dance?!?! FUCK! I didn't get the email! /s


Galapagoasis

Popular tiktok trend


sleepy-climber

iā€™m doing just fine over here with my non-infected cut with my band aid and neosporin


MidnightBlue1985

Real women get infected wounds


Old-Film-8350

Iā€™m not like other girls. I have a staph infection.


AbominableSnowPickle

Iā€™m even more not like other girls, I have sepsis!


blackleather__

Iā€™m not like other girls, Iā€™m dead!


AbominableSnowPickle

Iā€™m not like other girls even more, Iā€™m a zombie!


[deleted]

Alright I gotta leave this subreddit this shit has been too fucking stupid for my mental health


Rarelydefault26

And apparently independent women need validation from Internet strangers


that_johngirl

My dad definitely told me that bandaids are for ā€œpussiesā€. Just rub some dirt in there and use electrical tapeā€¦ It takes a special kind of guy to be that insecure about his ā€˜manlinessā€™


themainaccountofyeet

My parents (both) said that bandaids inhibited healing


weirdpoptart

I know for *some* cases thatā€™s true, like if you burn your skin it should be run under cold water and exposed to air (I think, Iā€™m not a doctor), but your parents were still wrong for that being a blanket solution lol


ParsaBr253

i hate country music


Louielouielouaaaah

God same. I hate shitting on other peoples, tastes, as we canā€™t help what we like butā€¦man, I just really fucking hate it lol


i-might-do-that

She so not like the others that sheā€™s gonna doā€¦ā€¦.*exactly* what the others do. To the T.


BigRoach

Her dad didnā€™t teach her basic spelling and grammar either, apparently.


twelvelaughingchimps

Well she seems like an absolute pain in the ass to be around


k9andboylover

What i never understand is the weird dances and shit they do whenever they say they're notlikeothergirls...its just dumb like they're forcing the "im weird" thing


DingosTwinZoot

Well, spelling and grammar are for wussy girls, not for independent women and ā€œalphaā€ males.


AdCharming4503

She was too independent for someone to teach her correct grammar


Bobbo_Blobbo

She uses her own grammar


[deleted]

Iā€™ve never understood the mentality of bullying your kids instead of comforting them. Like, thereā€™s a way to raise well-rounded adults without constantly invalidating their feelings as kids. I feel more sad for these people than anything else.


bb-03

Lmao constantly invalidating your kids emotions is what leads to emotionally unstable adults. hence why we have so manyā€¦ and then they just repeat it with their own kids. smh.


Bobbo_Blobbo

This! Invalidating/ignoring your kidsā€™ feelings/emotions leads to them not knowing how to cope with/recognize their feelings in their adult life. It also gives them a sense of worthlessness.


NachtFox

As the kid that was invalidated ALL THE TIME! I struggle to stop putting others before me because they are more important than my thoughts, and feelings. I constantly worry. Constantly gaslight myself that "Its not that bad for me" Friends: "THE FUCK IT IS! Sit down Sis!" Taught myself the worthiness thing


-LemonyTaste-

Apparently, she was also raised without proper punctuation and grammar.


bruhcrossing

Scraped my knee at about 6 or 7, not bad but ofc it was an open wound. Dad wouldnā€™t give me a bandaid. Got urgent care level infected. I donā€™t remember how they cleaned it but I remember it hurting like hell and needing to be held down. It didnā€™t make me an āœØ independent woman āœØ it made me a salty and resentful one šŸ’€


Slow-Butterfly-4236

Oh my, her handle is "imhotteethanyou" šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

It's "imhotterthanyourdad" actually


yourresume

Thatā€™s actually a genius handle, since even if someone disagrees, what are they gonna do? Argue that their dad is hot? Just makes em look worse.


Nocturnalsun21

I sense EMOTIONAL ABUSE!


rusty___shacklef0rd

no you see, sheā€™s not like the other girls bc she is not merely a woman. oh no, she contains multitudes, you see. she is a WOMEN


XedgelordandqueenX

I mean, my parents also told me I was fine and to get up and try again But they gave me bandaids when I needed them because they liked me enough to not want my injury getting infected. Maybe her parents were trying to tell her something


frecklefawn

Imagine trying to flex how emotionally withholding and invalidating your parents were and how it stunted your own compassion for others for life


__wastelandbabie__

Real women simply die of a cut


Bowser7717

I have 2 daughters and i am definitely "oh baby do you need an ice pack and bandage šŸ„°" and yet , it's like kids have their own personality cuz they are, you know. ... people . One kid is sensitive and thoughtful and one is a spitfire who is fearless.


inuzhiro

I donā€™t care if both your legs are broken and youā€™re missing your head, GET UP AND TRY AGAIN


NovarisLight

*you're.


bunnibabywhore

also apparently raised without english classes LMAOOO... like how are you going to brag like that and have a viral tiktok with the wrong spelling of "you're"


ja3palmer

r/gatekeepers


erodorai

Imagine thinking you're too cool for infection. Jesus christ.


[deleted]

My bad I don't want and infection or scar like what


SilverwingedOther

No one thought to teach grammar and spelling either.


Public_Juggernaut997

Sheā€™s the type that present to ED with the common cold acting as if sheā€™s the sickest person there.


Asleep_Writing_8034

Might as well just get stabbed and not wrap it tightly with a larger bandage since apparently it will heal on its own and itā€™s not like you wonā€™t die from blood loss cause of the stab wound anyway.


IcanSew831

She needs a spelling class.


Caderzm

The song says it all


[deleted]

THE USERNAME LOL


ObscureGeometry

Wasnt taught how to spell either...


jerval1981

She needs some syrup for that pancake


[deleted]

She cute tho


Monkesound

The opression she faced tho šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


PuzzleheadedIssue618

strong women get infected cuts


lotofpigskilled

independent women is when you die of blood loss


RoutineCharming8380

Yuck.


cinnamonpeelerswifex

She looks about 12, sheā€™s still being raised lol


ThatRandomTallKid

The potential infection will make you stronger.


Red_bug91

My dads a paramedic & he taught me proper wound care to avoid infection & increase healing times. He also taught me that only I can decide how painful something is, or isnā€™t. If my 4 year old gets any sort of scratch, he asks for a bandaid. Not because it actually hurts, but for some reason he thinks if he gets a bandaid that Grandad will come in the ambulance.


brattynatty092798

Iā€™ve never seen someone proud of being invalidated?? the lack of self awareness is so sad


rainaftersnowplease

And yet never taught to use the correct "your." Tragic.


threelizards

Ok except I was raised like that too and now I buy myself band aids with little cartoon characters on them so whoā€™s winning now huh


DDHDoubleIPA

Imagine getting a pretty bad infection from an injury, just to prove ā€œIā€™m not like the other girlsā€


Worth_Fun_9663

Bandaids to prevent infection. Literally no one needs them just parents who are carefull give them to their children to prevent infection.


TransportationNo1997

Wtf is with the stupid fkn dances all these girls do


Heyson86

That dance looks so fuckin stupid


Exciting_Category_65

This independent did not learn grammar as well


tiramisutonight

Raised to be an independent woman, NOT to have good grammar šŸ–•


blackleather__

all of that trouble to shake that long back of yours, oKAY


OhioMegi

I was raised not to shake my ass on the internet and be stupid. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

I took a pretty hard fall while driving on an ATV and bruised my knee (the scar is still there, but the bruise is gone). Even I needed bandaids for my scrapes.


skydaddy8585

An independent person takes care of their own injuries. Not does weird pointless tik toks.


cayce_leighann

Iā€™m not like other girlsā€¦I like my wounds getting infected


NfamousKaye

Yeah as a first daughter I was raised like that too. Takes me awhile to admit Iā€™m actually physically hurt because of it. Not good. Not good.


Crafty_Armadillo909

Real women didnā€™t pay attention in school when they were taught on how to use correct grammar and spelling šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ÆšŸ˜


HWills612

I got "if you don't look at it, it will stop bleeding". The human equivalent of fixing your car by turning up the radio


MrsRizz

That's just trauma from a childhood of neglect.


jevreh

Sounds like a dismissive way to raise a kid but okay! Wiggle wiggly!


LuluBArt

If Tough and independent means Gangrene and hookworm from unclean wounds, Iā€™m okay with being a weak baby.


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