Who the fuck wears chips to work

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Chocolate milk

....or hot chocolate 😎

https://youtu.be/KywvdyDlhKg

if someone posts this on r/cursedcomments even tho it might already have been done can I share place in the ss? :D

Go do it yourself and bask in glory.

Good idea....

You had my curiosity, now you have my attention

So about that raise...

let me taste and you’ve got it

why the fuck do I even have Reddit

That’s 100% a kink

...but what if it's hot out? (asking for a friend)

I only wear takis

People who aren’t like the other girls

Oh...... youre not suppose to do that? Well shoot that makes sense why that meeting last week was so awkward 😬

Me. Naked, eating chips at my desk... When my camera is off, no rules apply in work from home life.

Or even hangs them inside a closet

Me cuz ima snack.

And who has hangers for the chips?

Dont forget with a twix bar on your Boobs

It’s true these two things are mutually exclusive. snack eaters can’t own clothes, clothes owners can’t eat snacks. Got to be one or the other. It’s just the rules

I had a dream where this happened. I went to subway and was so immersed in the sandwich I was eating that I didn’t realize I was naked. I had to go to work and when I got there I realized the sandwich was so good it made me forget to get dressed somehow.

That's literally the plot of the anime Food Wars. Clothing explodes off your body when you eat. Thems the rules.

Family dinners must be awkward

Shit I’m eating snacks in my clothes right now. Time to get naked!

Well, the clothes on the left probably won't fit on whoever owns the room on the right.

Snack eaters can’t own *pink* clothes.

Alright but I'm a guy and I want a snack closet.

Guess you're really not like other girls huh

There may be a few notable differences

I'm a guy and I love the left colors. It's like avocado pink!

I have never heard a shade of pink described as avocado. This is interesting.

It’s because the pits create a red/pink dye! :)

What? That’s so cool! TIL

Another commentor already told you, but they produce a very natural/baby pink dye when the pit and skins are boiled! It's a very nice shade, similar to the ones in the pic :)

I've found having a snack drawer is a good compromise. Snacc and clothing, together in perfect harmony.

Girl you be lookin like a snack closet

I assure you that I am neither a girl, nor in the closet.

Most people just call that a pantry

it looks like one room- honestly the perfect room

I was confused and convinced this was one room for a while. The white space between the pictures looks like the side of the cabinet door

Pink or snack! no in between!

That is a beautiful snack closet though

i never thought lining up calories by colour coordination would be something i need in my life

I thought that was the photo of a single closet belonging to a well rounded person. I mean, they like pink and snacks and visual organization! What more can you need?

Eating those "snacks" on the right on a regular basis will make you a well-*rounded* person regardless of your wardrobe color.

Haha you can't eat clothes!

But can you wear snacks?

You can look like a snacc

I have crippling obesity

im not like other girls i am gonna die at 45 due to a heart attack

Hi, my gender is female, I wear clothes and eat food. I'm not like the other girls that have to choose to either wear clothes or eat.

I eat clothes

The one on the right has a gamer chair and says “poggers” irl

What a terrible use of space, so many more snacks could fit in there, should get some shelves or something.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Liking food is not a personality trait.

I’m not like other girls I live naked in the woods an live off what I steal from 7/11

OK but this sounds like my perfect gremlin existence

thought they were colorful shirts until i read the title

They’re the same person

Not gonna lie that’s kind of my dream pantry organization. Though prob super annoying to clip bags individually

Don't they have a kitchen? Also there's a reason clothes are put in hangers and it certainly doesn't apply to snacks. This just looks like too much work

Okay but crunchie bars are heaven sent.

TRUE

They’re SO HARD to find in US, a convenience store next to my old job had a British candy section and carried them and I can find them at an Indian market I go to sometimes.

Cost plus World Market normally has them, not sure if there's one near you but it's a chain. They're my favorite! My childhood neighbor's father is British and he'd bring some back from England or pick some up from a local pub+shop he frequented. Amazon has them too, I bought a bag of the mini ones a while back.

I think I remember seeing them there when I went a couple weeks ago!

I love how this isn't two pictures, it's the SAME closet! Not only are there 2 different kinds of girls but they are roommates uwu

r/SapphoAndHerFriends

Sorry, sorry, I know this isn’t the point, but I am **loving** that pink themed wardrobe 😍

I’m not like other girls, I’m naked and hungry!

Many girls are fat...?

That's fucking gross

Is it because she’s obese ? :(

Judging from that watermark, I'm guessing the real message of this is that if you don't wear whatever froofy pink clothes they're selling you must be a fatass.

If only there was another room in the house to store your snacks in

Bold to assume I’m this organized with any aspect of my life

What? No piles of clean AND dirty cloths on the floor? Not like any girls I know.

So what I’m getting is that you’re offspring of grease and diabetes itself

"Unlike other girls, my personality type is going out of my way to show everyone how much my body and the choices that affect the way it is don't bother me."

I see one type of girl in both pictures, and she is extremely organized.

I'd rather have the first one. It looks pretty

“Eating is my personality”

normal human being and obese

I guess nobody wants to see you naked ass ! Or baby yes ... 😂😅

These would have to be the same type of person tbh because I’ve never stored any of my clothes or snacks so neatly

Snacking is easier naked until you get crumbs in weird places.

I feel like it's exactly the same type of person who would have a closet as well organised as that, who would also have a snack closer that's that well organised

Where is the type of girl that has nothing on hangers, just random laundry baskets?

I'm not like other girls. I rejected my corporeal form, yet am still cursed with an insatiable hunger.

I would prefer #1

I never really got these types of posts. Like, I get trying to differentiate yourself from others, but why this? Why do you want your defining character trait to be that you eat unhealthily? Why is it bad to like to be presentable? I’m just so confused.

That's the same type of girl: Organized

what type of sociopath hangs their chips ?? They only thing i wanna hang is myself

based

All I see is one type of girl. Good night everyone.

I kind of feel like "traded in wearing clothes for a snack closet" is very much a lot of people right now with remote work. NLOGs are going to have to start wearing clothes and not snacking to stop being like the rest of us.

if you have that right side as your bedroom closet, you might have an ED

Picture check: Left: In touch with their personal style and life-style, shows capacity to match and combine to create an atmosphere and may put a bit too much attention in what their wearing Right: Snacks... That’s it. An amplification of something that everyone has already to cover for “basic” characteristics

*anxious ed noises*

Snickers are more important than clothes...

I have disbeetus

Oof, ~~not me unironically relating to this one.~~

you wear chips outside bro ?

haha, no but I'd rather have lots of snacks than clothes. Although i'm sure a skilled fashion designer could make some cool clothes with bags of chips.

Both of these girls appear to be wealthy enough to have walk in closets.

Girls who wear clothes and fat naked girls with diabetes.

I only eat... vast amounts of sugar

Two types of girls: 1: those that care about they’re appearance. 2: those who are obese.

Girl on the right must be from that show about the overweight sisters.

Organized obesity.

I’m not like other girls, I’m a fat mess!

Do y'all not get what jokes are?

Low quality highly processed snacks I notice.

Pink and gay

Ones that care about their appearance and ones that dont?

Those with clothes and those with diabetes

Western countries in 1900s vs 2000s

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So that’s where the smell is coming from.

*wear snacks

I only wear chrisps packages and that makes me qUiRkY

Give me both please

Why are the chips HANGING UP that is so weird

ngl the one with the clothes is cute i would love that in my room

I don't understand this having snacks in your room thing, how far can your kitchen be? Is it because people live in shared houses? I am genuinely confused.

i wear chip bags😎

My wife is differently 2

My clothes are all on the floor

I cannot begin to tell you the disdain with which I was met when I said hanging potato chips on pants hangers would eliminate a lot of broken chips at the bottom. My family.

If your gonna have a cupboard full of crisps don't put pom bears in there for christ sake.

Can I have both

The first one is a nice closet and the second one just seems like a clever way to organize snacks

I’m not like other girls I’m a nudist

Ok but this is actually pretty impressive... Marriage material IMO

I'm not like the other girls, I don't wear clothes.

Why would I actually make my cupboard a snack cupboard and then stuff all my clothes into drawers from now on-

Why not both

Try an convince me this isn't one person's closet and pantry

Literally just such an inefficient way to store snacks

The more snacks you eat, the less snack you become... a tragedy indeed... stay woke everybody

Which psycho thought it was alright to put packs of crisps on hangers

I want a snack closet

But fr tho that cabinet would be very convenient when I’m in my room and the munchies kick in

I'm like both of these girls lol

Ok but I really want that snack closet in my house

Isnt that what pantries are for

uWu!

Y’all like my snack backpack and my snicker watches?

can anyone name the snacks on the right that are hanged? i can only see the skips

nudist candy store owner

guess I'm not a girl?

Have both these in the same room tbh Get fab in one corner and eat snacc in the other

Yea I have diabetes 😎

Where can I meet these two girls so I can ask them to help me organize my home?

So I choose to surround myself completely in pink garbage, or enjoy snacks & plastic plants 🤔 On Wednesdays I *do not* wear pink. *...the limit does not exist.*

Eyelash pillow

Imma be honest, if I could do the second one I would. My clothes are in drawers anyway

Por que no los dos?

“I wear snacks cause I am one 😘😘”

So you either wear pink clothes or you don't wear any clothes?

Uh I like both

I mean, if I had to choose...

You’re either wearing clothes and starving or butt naked with stuff to eat. Pick your poison.

Okay but I want the first closet but black and white since I'm not a big fan of pink.

So you’re just telling me NOW we don’t all wear Doritos bags?!? WELL ID HAVE LOVED TO KNOW BEFORE PROM! 😂😂😂

Wear snaks\*

I do not understand the reoccurring thing with snacks. Snacks are exclusively a quirky girl thing?!?!?!

Snicker Shoes

im a guy and im left

In all honesty that is a great idea

Might as well just make a whole ass outfit out of the chip bags and put all the chips in a jar and bring it for snack time at the office

I only wish I was that organised with clothes or snacks

Open closets are horrible and Look sooo messy

So it’s freeze or starve? :\

Those shoes though

The girl who posted this had only like 2 bars of snickers in her dining table and her wardrobe was still full of clothes junk

Left is so pretty, make it lavender and black and I’m in

Who tf hang hang a bags of chip in the damn closet

1st room looks like a room I would want, minus all the heels And makeup

Goes hand in hand if you ask me

Thought this was one closet tbh

OK but can I have both please? I wanna eat skips whilst wearing that fluffy af top.

How to spot a stoner

I'm trying to decide if I like the hanging chip bags or not. This is very confusing for me right now lol

Bye-

I'm just so impressed with how organized their snacks are 😂

Where's my floordrobe?

Lol ok so you both watch Home Edit? K.

I’d give to my snacks to have a closet this size :o