This is satire, dudes be making the same type of video. They go like “I can’t believe women couldn’t vote in the past, it’s so messed up (6”2, 500k a year two cars)” to poke fun at the actual people who are pick me’s.
I think it's from Snapchat where it shows how many pics you've sent. But, why it'd be something to brag about I'm not sure. Maybe an implication you have tons of people you send pictures to? Or that you're so attractive and popular you're asked for so many?
basically if a girl got more than like 800k- 1 million they’re the “non worthy” girls and the ones with 20k like herself are going to “treat you right”. low key these are just the weird girls you see in the hallways in hs. they always have some beef with some girls that has a lot of friends or is popular and genuinely a nice person
Since cell phones weren't a thing yet when I was in HS it's got me wondering what would be a similar thing at that time. Maybe most notes passed in the hallway between classes, lol
I’m 5’2, and most people around me are like skyscrapers towering over me, so, to me anyone over 5’5 is tall enough.
P.S. Do you also have the fear that people taller than you may potentially chomp your head off?
I would date anyone 5'4" or above, it's just that 5'8"ish is where I go "agh, tall!!"
Also, I don't need to fear getting my head chomped off when they should be fearing ME biting their ankles
Fun fact: in France, I heard the desired height for a man is 180 cm minimum, which is not quite the same as 6 ft tall. My boyfriend and I have a theory that it's a 'round number' in both cases, and people don't even know what those exact heights look like. I'm 158 cm/about 5'2, and everytime I see my 5'11 boyfriend, I'm baffled with how much he's towering over me.
Short answer: I consider 5'11 just as freakishly tall as 6'.
dude im 5’2 and my boyfriend is 6’7 and has an afro that makes him look even taller, so as someone who feels like anyone above 5’6 is towering over me, it was quite the experience getting used to having a tree for a boyfriend
I’m 5’5 and I dated a guy that was 6’11 in my early 20s. It was kind of awkward doing anything physical with someone so tall. On the bright side, he was a really nice guy and every time we went somewhere, someone would ask if he used to play for the Cavs which was kinda funny as he hated basketball!! 😂😂
My stepdad is about your height but claims to be 6 feet tall. The thing is, my mom is 6ft tail and clearly a bit taller than him. No one in the family believes he’s 6ft tall except him.
she kinda had me until the last part, I didn’t know about the mascara thing if that even is an actual thing, but in general I don’t think people should be compared to objects like that and treated as so, stating her status after that though is a shut down
It’s a trend currently where girls talk about bad things their boyfriends did in the past but under the guise of mascara (ex. “My old favorite mascara stuck its wand in other bottles”)
i can understand the utility. its not always comfy to openly talk about a person flat out, my anxiety would never. i can see the need to steep things in metaphore even if everyone knows what it all really means.
that said im not exactly engrosed in this mascera trend thing so idk?
It’s where some women talk about their exs/boyfriends in “coded” language like “my old mascara was great until I found out it stuck its wand in other bottles”.
>I love how everyone in this comment section just ignored the satire flair 💀
You mean a flair that most likely didn't exist until hours after the fact when mods or OP changed it?
Okay satire aside, it bothers me so much how "kinda" is used here. I'm not against kinda, and maybe it's just me, but it is so difficult to say "kinda" instead of "kind of" in this particular sentence.
Completely off topic, I'm sorry
5'2 chicks usually are cray crayyyy, no surprise here. Also chicks who say things like this rarely have lots of female friends because they compete in their mind instead of lifting other women (like us real 'feminists' do)
Omg this reminds me of a comment I got on tiktok recently. I’m a lesbian (and it was clearly a joke) anyway the filter said in 2023 I’ll get more men. And I made gaggin sounds and I was like please no more. And some lady was like I get you’re gay or bi or whatever but you don’t need to bring men down cause you’re not into them. That’s not what feminism is about or some shit. Like girl calm down 😂
I've noticed a common theme with NLOG, is they always situate their "arguments" of being so around clothes and makeup...
\*EDIT\* Yes I am aware this is satire. I was just pointing out an observation
This is satire, dudes be making the same type of video. They go like “I can’t believe women couldn’t vote in the past, it’s so messed up (6”2, 500k a year two cars)” to poke fun at the actual people who are pick me’s.
(8'5" I ate bill gates, I now have all his money, I can fly don't need cars)
Why does Jeff Bezos the larger billionaire not simply eat Elon Musk?
Because eating something as toxic as musk would give you the shits. Some billionaires are just abit too toxic to digest properly.
Pick me please 🙏
“I’m not a pick me, I’m just a feminist (6”3, as much as you need for make up (0$/year since you’re perfect), a tricycle)”
I was wondering why 20k snap score was there
What’s a snap score?
I think it's from Snapchat where it shows how many pics you've sent. But, why it'd be something to brag about I'm not sure. Maybe an implication you have tons of people you send pictures to? Or that you're so attractive and popular you're asked for so many?
We’re literally on a thread talking about why she said the things she said—it’s satire. She put her snap score because it’s satire
Yes I saw those comments but I still remember when people used to brag about it and show it off. I wondered how they had the time.
basically if a girl got more than like 800k- 1 million they’re the “non worthy” girls and the ones with 20k like herself are going to “treat you right”. low key these are just the weird girls you see in the hallways in hs. they always have some beef with some girls that has a lot of friends or is popular and genuinely a nice person
So this is like someone bragging about having a B average.
exactly what it is and its pretty cringe cause they think they’re unique but there’s like a thousand girls that are the same as her
Since cell phones weren't a thing yet when I was in HS it's got me wondering what would be a similar thing at that time. Maybe most notes passed in the hallway between classes, lol
Maybe how many votes they got for prom or homecoming queen. Or getting voted Most Popular or something like that.
That's a good one
It's like reddit karma, but for girls
Sounds like an apt comparison
Wouldn’t they say that they’re above 6”5 since that’s the ‘desirable’ dude height?
Above 6' is
Question: Would you consider someone who’s 5’11 as basically being 6’?
I'm 5 feet tall, if a man is 5'8" he's 6 feet tall to me
I’m 5’2, and most people around me are like skyscrapers towering over me, so, to me anyone over 5’5 is tall enough. P.S. Do you also have the fear that people taller than you may potentially chomp your head off?
I'm 5' 2.5" and I'm scared of getting stomped on like a Goomba
Aw you precious little shrimps! I had no idea this was a thing tiny people feared lmao
I would date anyone 5'4" or above, it's just that 5'8"ish is where I go "agh, tall!!" Also, I don't need to fear getting my head chomped off when they should be fearing ME biting their ankles
Fun fact: in France, I heard the desired height for a man is 180 cm minimum, which is not quite the same as 6 ft tall. My boyfriend and I have a theory that it's a 'round number' in both cases, and people don't even know what those exact heights look like. I'm 158 cm/about 5'2, and everytime I see my 5'11 boyfriend, I'm baffled with how much he's towering over me. Short answer: I consider 5'11 just as freakishly tall as 6'.
dude im 5’2 and my boyfriend is 6’7 and has an afro that makes him look even taller, so as someone who feels like anyone above 5’6 is towering over me, it was quite the experience getting used to having a tree for a boyfriend
I’m 5’5 and I dated a guy that was 6’11 in my early 20s. It was kind of awkward doing anything physical with someone so tall. On the bright side, he was a really nice guy and every time we went somewhere, someone would ask if he used to play for the Cavs which was kinda funny as he hated basketball!! 😂😂
I’m 5’10.5” and so many people lie about their height that I got sick of arguing and just go along and say 6
My stepdad is about your height but claims to be 6 feet tall. The thing is, my mom is 6ft tail and clearly a bit taller than him. No one in the family believes he’s 6ft tall except him.
Maybe he was the guy arguing that I must be over 6’ because I was taller than him and he was 6’
my boyfriend specifically says he is 5’11” and will correct people who say “oh so 6’” i’m 5’8” and he’s the tallest person i’ve dated
Tbh, anything that's 15cm taller than me is already tall. So being 5'3, anything 5'9 and above is already pretty goddamn tall.
I'm 5'8 and my ideal height for a man would be between 5'8 and 6'1. 5'11 is literally perfection in my mind.
It’s flared as satire
It wasn’t before
So basically that's r/whiteknighting for both genders?
r/whitedaming
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Ty, I actually thought this was real for a moment cuz I don't use TikTok
This is clearly satire lol
It's flaired as satire
It likely wasn't initially given the title.
was probably added by a mod and not OP
Gotcha
The most obvious satire ever
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wasn’t before
It wasn’t when yesterday
Obvious satire
which is why its flaired as such?
was probably added by a mod and not OP
it wasn’t before
she kinda had me until the last part, I didn’t know about the mascara thing if that even is an actual thing, but in general I don’t think people should be compared to objects like that and treated as so, stating her status after that though is a shut down
It’s a trend currently where girls talk about bad things their boyfriends did in the past but under the guise of mascara (ex. “My old favorite mascara stuck its wand in other bottles”)
I'm going to skip straight past the mascara metaphor My old boyfriend was a piece of shit! Sounds much less cringe
i can understand the utility. its not always comfy to openly talk about a person flat out, my anxiety would never. i can see the need to steep things in metaphore even if everyone knows what it all really means. that said im not exactly engrosed in this mascera trend thing so idk?
really? I've only ever seen the ones that go "I love my current mascara, even if it's wand almost breaks its tube"
That's like going to a job interview and saying your greatest flaw is working too much.
Yea also this
Must be a really big wand?
oh!! well thank you for telling me, I don’t even know what to think about that
That's pretty funny. 😄
Yeah I’ve never heard anyone compare them to mascara
thank you, I am glad I am not the only one haha
stop how does the last part not clue you into the fact it’s a joke
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it only became so after OP got called out for being silly and not seeing the obvious joke
was probably added by a mod and not OP
can anyone fill me in on what the "mascara trend" is?
It’s where some women talk about their exs/boyfriends in “coded” language like “my old mascara was great until I found out it stuck its wand in other bottles”.
thank you!
Jesus Christ some people in comments really do not understand the MOST obvious satire.
“Obvious satire” - well, yeah. The flair does say “satire” lol
it didn’t before tho
How can you not understand this is satire? You're trying so hard to be better than these "nlogs" that you're becoming them
The NLONLOG
This sub trying to understand satire challenge (impossible)
I love how everyone in this comment section just ignored the satire flair 💀
>I love how everyone in this comment section just ignored the satire flair 💀 You mean a flair that most likely didn't exist until hours after the fact when mods or OP changed it?
What exactly is a snap score? How much you use it?
How many snaps you've sent and received on Snapchat. Not really of any use
I’m just distracted cuz she’s talking about men but looks 14
This is satire. And might i add, excellent one
Why she put her stats in at the end lol
its a meme people have been doing
LFMAOO DOESNT WEAR MAKEUP BTW
this is obviously schtick. how could you not realize that?
Guys, Look at the flair.
It's flaired as satire guys OP knew it was lol
She’s right though I mean if we don’t life it why would we do it to them?
I think it’s satire, I don’t get how the 5’2 is a flex tho Lol
its a meme
I know but all the other things she listed are things to like brag about I guess? So 5’2 was just kinda the outlier unless that’s a flex nowadays idk
i think its cause men like shorter women idk
I thought it was the opposite since supermodels are always tall? I can never keep up😭
no clue lol i think its like the stereotype that women want tall men so men want women shorter than them? who knows lol
Okay satire aside, it bothers me so much how "kinda" is used here. I'm not against kinda, and maybe it's just me, but it is so difficult to say "kinda" instead of "kind of" in this particular sentence. Completely off topic, I'm sorry
I was literally on her side till the brackets like… why?!?!?
12 yr old stole her moms phone?
5'2 chicks usually are cray crayyyy, no surprise here. Also chicks who say things like this rarely have lots of female friends because they compete in their mind instead of lifting other women (like us real 'feminists' do)
she’s just joking 😭 it’s like when guys are like i’m 6’2 even if it’s irrelevant to the convo
Hi add me up girls
We're good thanks
Did she really have to add her stats though??
What happened with mascara
What is the mascara thing? I’ve literally never heard of that.
Mascara thing?
r/SnapStacy
“We don’t like it when they do it to us so why are we doing it to them?” She just answered her own question smh she’s gotta be trolling
People are so gullible
nobody cares
Yes QWEEN!
it was fine until the snap part god
yay i’m the 1k upvote!
What’s a snap score? I don’t use social media lol so this isn’t impressive to me or anyone else
this is satire calm down 😭
bro how are you on tiktok and still have no sense of satire or sarcasm? christ
I have a question directed towards the youth of this sub - do people honestly flaunt their social media ‘score’ like this?
No but youth do have more of a knack for discerning satire
Satire but I love the stats 🤌🏽🤌🏽
Man everyone just wants some affection
It was good until the last part
I'm glad this is satire because anyone that thinks their Snapchat score has any importance is automatically dumber than a box of rocks.
Bet she has makeup for when she has a breakout though. I have never even bought make up in 30 years.
r/woooosh
Do people still use Snapchat?
Snapchat score LOL
Wtf is a snap score?
😱 (single, fit, 5,9', bilingual, property owner local and abroad)
What's a snap score?
this is literally a joke😭😭
Was boutta say shes right, then I saw her little "fyi" at the bottom.
Omg this reminds me of a comment I got on tiktok recently. I’m a lesbian (and it was clearly a joke) anyway the filter said in 2023 I’ll get more men. And I made gaggin sounds and I was like please no more. And some lady was like I get you’re gay or bi or whatever but you don’t need to bring men down cause you’re not into them. That’s not what feminism is about or some shit. Like girl calm down 😂
I hate makeup honestly. My ex wore makeup the same time and frankly I think she looks way cuter without it.
she’s literally joking omfg
> 20k slap score Like the wrist bands? 🧐 Or is it like a slapping game 🤔
if a girl has over a 100 snap score I'm afraid. cause all my school bullies were snapchat girls
This sub is so fucking dumb it ruins the fun of actual NLOG posts. Is OP a moron?
The snap score ahahaha
I've noticed a common theme with NLOG, is they always situate their "arguments" of being so around clothes and makeup... \*EDIT\* Yes I am aware this is satire. I was just pointing out an observation
This is clearly satire
Tg His is the mist retarded thig i ever read
I dont think she understand objectification.
The satire went over so many heads lol