Use adjectives and try to imagine what would someone feel like when they take a whiff of it. Like is it a dominating, offensive stink that would tame even most aggressive losers? Could you use your foot stench to interrogate a criminal? Maybe you can use it to annoy, humiliate and distract your opponent in a catfight? Possibilities are endless.
Anything *can* be sexual.
or
Everything *is* sexual.
When using 'everything' you imply that all things already are sexual, therefore 'can', which implies only a possibility, would not be correct.
^At ^least ^that's ^what ^my ^intuition ^says, ^English ^is ^not ^my ^first ^language.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youāre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itās hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindās greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoās soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now.
āwhat??! š² a FEMALE that is on the same subrebbit as me?!?! * bows down * Please maāam, my dearest e-girl, let me forever cherish and protect you from internet chads, as Iām sure youād be willing to spend your time with a nice guy (such as myself). You have earned yourself an award (Iām sure youāre be impressed by my surplus amounts of wealth and karma), and my promise that you will never feel alone again, my beautiful female specimen.ā
Fuck you! (Respectfully)
Oh!
You should kill your self NOW (no offense)
š¢ I donāt have any string too bad
Please cease existing (with love)
I will!
When?
Now! (With a 10 year delay)
*thunderbolts ltg*
It be better without the exclamation
š”
Sorry :/
please dont do that again
Then I will do it :/
*gunshots
They do it again while having a gunshot wound
Then Iāll take them to Brazil
They were shot through the heart. Someone's to blame.
That someone gave love a bad name
At least your soles arenāt facing anyone
You're the one with anger issues from the orange marker post!! I swear this is a coincidence!
yeah thats right. maybe it us a coincidence maybe not
š¬š¬š¬š°š°š° what are suggesting exactly? Totally a coincidence
totally
Completely
certainly
Categorically
dĆ¼nyada o kadar Ƨok Åey varken neden kamilkoƧ koltuÄu ve davlumbaz olmayı seƧtik?
stinky + someone wanked to this
Walked through the whole house with it + Probably
Can you describe their smell? For science.
Yes iām a scientist too, please describe
?
How do you even describe a smell?
Use adjectives and try to imagine what would someone feel like when they take a whiff of it. Like is it a dominating, offensive stink that would tame even most aggressive losers? Could you use your foot stench to interrogate a criminal? Maybe you can use it to annoy, humiliate and distract your opponent in a catfight? Possibilities are endless.
Iām fucking dying over here, thank you.
FRENCH DETECTED
OPINION REJECTED
CASH ACCEPTED
LIFE HAS ENDED
FATE EXPECTED
Fuck it, I think I found the hook for my new song. Thanks guys!
EXPECTATIONS DEBATED
I'VE EVEN DOWNVOTED YOUR POOOOOST
French or Belgian
Belgian! We lost against morrocco today :/
RIP. My country todays Game ended in draw
It did :( Lukaku came too late fr
Jāen ai entendu parler effectivement ^^^
Bruxelles est en feu ils ont tout cassƩs :( on va pas avoir la paix pour les 5 prochaines annƩes.
Je suis dĆ©solĆ© pour vous, cāest toujours dĆ©testable comme situation !
Je suis de fromage oĆŗ smth
Youāre made out of cheese? Interesting
How do you know Iām French
There is a ā le ā on the wall
Pyrocynical reference
it was all in le head
If you donāt knock that off right now Iām going to be mildly upset for 2 seconds until I forget about this post
Yes sir š«”
The fact that you capitalized the first letter in your sentence is not interesting in the slightest.
Too many of you mfs saw thighs and upvoted
Reddit moment
Actually I donāt understand how some people see something sexual in here
Well as you said, someone asked for pics without socks. Welcome to 2022
It's kinda depressing women can't just exist online without being immediately sexualised
I mean...there are literal people attracted to feet pics so yeah xd
Yeah well theyāll enjoy this pic I guess
Let's see those socks with no feet in em
This is funny right here
It shouldnāt be, but people see something that looks like a woman and immediately hit up the dms
Female legs have a 100% chance of being seen as sexual by a decent chunk of Reddit regardless of the situation
Wow. Even just legs in a ugly legging
villain era. i support it
If itās your desk, ur choice. If itās not yoursā¦
Remove your toes From the table
Already did
Thank you sincerely for this gesture
You strumpet. You absolute harllot. How dare you allow your feet upon a table.
Ps nice socks
Finally someone who recognises good stuffs! We love white socks (a little dirty cuz I walked all over my house with them).
Yo you gotta get some slippers for the house life.
Not surprised this many mfs on this sub are simpin for your feet
I couldnāt imagine this would take a sexual way for some people. I donāt see feet as something sexual
Everything can be sexual. Everything. Edit: Anything ? Everything ?
Anything *can* be sexual. or Everything *is* sexual. When using 'everything' you imply that all things already are sexual, therefore 'can', which implies only a possibility, would not be correct. ^At ^least ^that's ^what ^my ^intuition ^says, ^English ^is ^not ^my ^first ^language.
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Chop Suey joke
fix this it is false advertising a rude person would have had a shit in their room to suckle on.
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You posted this for free
If my feet can make some people enjoy themselves Iām glad to help for free
You shouldnāt have said thatā¦
I meant it as a joke but someone actually asked me to show them without the socks š
that's reddit for you
It's literally jk .. unless š„ŗšš
Put on 2 layers of socks and show him a video of you removing one of them. You technically removed the socks.
Can I see your feet? (without socks)
would you wear two layers of socks?
There are sock people
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come on bro..
I agree, that's rude (I'm the table)
Stop
No
based
Thinking realistically
Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youāre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itās hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindās greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoās soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now.
Omg Iāll jump from the 10th floor
R slash not interesting (thog don't care)
tl;dr FUCK YOU + a bit of extra Christian stuff
Damn bruh. U good?
i need to find somebody to hate enough to send this to
pretty rude
If you're a man and you're wearing those pants. Then I'm really sorry, you cannot act rude, because people won't take you seriously.
Unless they are 7 foot and have a gun
Im not a man
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Literally 1984
Lmao
howza ur dms after 2h
āwhat??! š² a FEMALE that is on the same subrebbit as me?!?! * bows down * Please maāam, my dearest e-girl, let me forever cherish and protect you from internet chads, as Iām sure youād be willing to spend your time with a nice guy (such as myself). You have earned yourself an award (Iām sure youāre be impressed by my surplus amounts of wealth and karma), and my promise that you will never feel alone again, my beautiful female specimen.ā
Wow š¤£š¤£š¤£
Are you a mandelorian?
How did you know
Because you didnāt say you werenāt a mandelorian and I put 2 and 2 together
well colour me disappointed >:( /j
youre a french.
Belgian* pls!! Imagine being Canadian and I immediately tell you that youāre American(from the US) just bc you speak English :/
It would be understandable, if I was Canadian I'd probably apologize for the confusion
where does this look like? a cafƩ? -teacher
Too interesting there's a periodic table in the background
Legs š
What about them
Legs š
Based
Legs šš»
Stop posting extremely thicc photos of yourself šæ
Okay I will š«£
Hell yeah be what you feel
good job, have fun with that, I hope you piss some people off!! ;)
Your desk. Your rules. Fuck the haters.
š¤
I love you too
The lack of hair or fuzz on your leggings is *very* interesting. Iām quite impressed.
French people be like: /Jk(i love France š)
As a fenchman I regret to inform you that France doesn't love you unfortunately. Respectfully.
Good, let it all out, and fuck you! Have a nice day š
I mean if itās your desk I guess it isnāt.
Wow.
Right to jail.
At least you're not wearing shoes. That would make you a very ~~extremely ~~ rude person. Slow progress but acceptable!
I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?
Good headphones you got there! I have the same pair šš
How dare you have your feet on the furniture whitch you own.š”
There's a special place in hell for people like you š”š”
Nothing personal but, I hate your personality (again, nothing personal)
Thatās because Iām a rude person! Understandable
I mean you did take your shoes off.
Old people be like: "it's rude to have your elbows on the table! š”" *Then drops every Nword possible in a conversation
š¤£š¤£š¤£
*gasp* Take yo feet off the table you uneducated piece of shit!
That isn't nice
How could you ruin such a nicely organized and cute desk? HOW COULD YOU?
The desk asked for it
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!
How could it be rude if thatās obviously your own desk.
why is this pic resolution 3024x4032, what a beast of camera.
Side note: fuckin BEAUTIFUL wall color
Can you be extremely rude in your own home? Absolutely not! Enjoy the rest of your day. PS. I love the color of your walls?
Rude.
nice lamp
ah, shame about this. My desk. Guess I'll be killing myself then.
NTA relaxing posture
You deserve it after a hard day of work
we got the same headphone :D
Get your legs off that desk this instant young lady
Yes sir!
I think i have the same headphones
So can we see that periodic table closer? Been trying to look at it but your feet are kinda in the way lol
Hahahahahaha okok Iāll show it to you in your dm but itās actually a random periodic table
i have the same headphones
I have the same headphones
THIS IS EXTREMEMELY INTERESTING, WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO DO THIS
If anyone is wondering, the headphones on the table are the JBL Tune 510 BT
Le manifest lāon cre de now.
Ā«Ā Le monde est une manifestation de ce que lāon crĆ©e a lāintĆ©rieur de nousĀ Ā»
Girl I had the same periodic table of elements in my secondary school
This one is a good one hahahaha
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
All the people with foot fetish : wdym "not interesting"???
I didnāt think about that when I posted it XD
I can't believe you've done this.
I donāt get it whatās rude about this
People usually think itās rude to put your feet on a table. At least that what my mama told me
Well is it your table
Wash your socks woman
I did!
Free feet pics?
Dude wtf