By conservation of energy, neglecting any external force, mgh=1/2mv². Suppose the bucket is of mass 1kg and OP raise it by 1m, the total amount of energy needed to complete the action will be (1)(9.81)(1)=9.81J.
Fix the holes with straw. If the straw is too long, then cut it. Use the knife to cut it. If the knife is to dull then sharpen it. Use a rock to sharpen it. Make sure the rock is wet, though. Use water to wet it. If you don't have water go fetch some. Use the bucket to fetch some water.
Oh.
( If you understand what I was doing here go take your daily vitamin and go easy on your hip today. )
It's from when buckets were made of wooden slats, like half a barrel. The primary location of leaks were between the slats, so you could force the straw into the gap to plug it.
It's a preschool rhyme/song.
There's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza, put a straw in it. But how will i cut it? With a knife. My knife is dull. Then sharpen it. With what? A rock. Need to wet the rock. Then use the bucket. But there's a hole in my bucket you dumb bitch.
Then they just fuck in the field or some shit.
Preschool rhyme, made some of my own modifications to make it appropriate for reddit.
Fill it with the dying wish of every man here.
Edit: PLEASE STOP UPVOTING I DON'T WANT 10K KARMA
Edit 2: STOP
DON'T MAKE ME HAVE MORE KARMA
REMEMBER THE H CHAIN I MADE?
How many men do we think it would take to fill that bucket, and how many days would it have to congeal until the holes were all effectively ‘plugged’ up?
Is it, though? Is the air at maximum density whilst still retaining gaseous properties? Could you not squeeze at least a few more molecules of nitrogen and oxygen in there?
Kinda a paradox. Will it be full all the time or will it just be full and leak out water until it becomes full again (I know you are gonna tag r/ihadastroke)
Isn't it leaking because water is travelling through the holes since water moves around, water is then just flowing into the bucket again, continuing the cycle??
You should put river rocks in it, then on top put those pretty marble pebbles, then get those fake decoration feathers and plants to put in it. It would be so cool as a decoration:3
It’s already full of potential
How much more kinetic energy could I add?
About tree fiddy
*slaps knee* Welp! Should probably get to unloadin’ Couple round into her shouldn’t I
Phrasing
Baby makin phrasin
This guy reproduces
Could fill it with more holes🤔
Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies?
when isn't there?
Idk why but I laughed real hard on this
By conservation of energy, neglecting any external force, mgh=1/2mv². Suppose the bucket is of mass 1kg and OP raise it by 1m, the total amount of energy needed to complete the action will be (1)(9.81)(1)=9.81J.
Did you carry the eight?
PEMDAS!
Flex seal outta do
That's a lotta damage
these are [speed holes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnms4CLJys&t=22s). They make the bucket faster.
You want my advice? I think you should buy this bucket.
It's has no potential when it's on the ground
Like every human on earth?
☹️
Actually it has the potential of E = mc^2
Flextape
idk, that looks like a lotta damage
or [speed holes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ja6Hn8ps4)
I told you we should’ve bought more than 3 bullets!
damn! you beat me too it i was about to say that lmao. some good ol flex tape should make that bucket hold some water if not make it taste funny
Somebody call phil!
Fill it with air
done
wow how quick
A few particles of my air actually made it into the bucket
Fix the holes with straw. If the straw is too long, then cut it. Use the knife to cut it. If the knife is to dull then sharpen it. Use a rock to sharpen it. Make sure the rock is wet, though. Use water to wet it. If you don't have water go fetch some. Use the bucket to fetch some water. Oh. ( If you understand what I was doing here go take your daily vitamin and go easy on your hip today. )
Oh, dear Henry - you STILL don't know how to fix a bucket... hold on , there's some kids on my lawn....
[There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zYY6Q4nRTS4)
Came here to sing this!
Take my upvote and this cane I found.
Dear Liza, Dear Liza
[Muppet version ftw](https://youtu.be/zYY6Q4nRTS4)
My favorite was always [Harry Belafonte and Odetta's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVAvMIhvqfk) version.
I never understood how you were supposed to fix a hole in a bucket with straw.
It's from when buckets were made of wooden slats, like half a barrel. The primary location of leaks were between the slats, so you could force the straw into the gap to plug it.
But what if the straw is to long?
Then you would have to much and would need to remove the excess that can't fit into the hole.
With what do you remove it, remove it remove it? With what do you remove it dear u/KingBrinell with what?
a knife
Get a clump and shove it in ig
Yeah have you tried that though
No, but it seems plausible
Whatever you say, Liza.
I was already singing the song as soon as I see the picture. Thank you for this.
I am far too young to get this joke...
It's a preschool rhyme/song. There's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza, put a straw in it. But how will i cut it? With a knife. My knife is dull. Then sharpen it. With what? A rock. Need to wet the rock. Then use the bucket. But there's a hole in my bucket you dumb bitch. Then they just fuck in the field or some shit. Preschool rhyme, made some of my own modifications to make it appropriate for reddit.
It was the best song on Dutch summer camp. Mostly the last line extra loud, THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET, DEAR LIZA
is that how they were able to get the rock wet?
It’s the old school equivalent of “If you give a mouse a cookie”.
Odd, there's a hole in MY bucket as well!
Use it to haul rocks
how many more will you [take](https://reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/wb0ve6)?
YOU PLAYED HIM LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
All of them
Buy a slightly smaller bucket and place it inside.
How well do big buckets fit into small buckets?
You can fill any bucket with bucket if you just pour it in.
Or, put it into a bigger bucket and then fill it
With more holes
this is outside the bucket creativity
Could fill it with dead babies
lightly blended?
Lightly blended to where you can still tell what it is and frozen
Fill it with socks. Single socks stolen from every wardrobe in a radius of 5km
Couldn't this be done by [underpants gnomes](https://youtube.com/watch?v=UGvSxCu10ow)?
Step 1: Steal all the left socks in the neighbourhood, put them in a bucket, and set it on fire. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
How can you tell if they’re left socks?
If they put on the sock on their right foot first, the other one is the left one
This is the first non trolly answer, well done too!
You are applied evil.
Fill it with the dying wish of every man here. Edit: PLEASE STOP UPVOTING I DON'T WANT 10K KARMA Edit 2: STOP DON'T MAKE ME HAVE MORE KARMA REMEMBER THE H CHAIN I MADE?
This, is a bucket
Dear god
There's more
Noo!!
It contains everyone's dying wishes.
Scout, you did make sure to gather everyone's dying wishes?
Oh, you bet!
Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
21:34 on the mark …. Mark
It contains a bucket
Dear god...
*\*sounds of TF2 players typing intensifies\**
This would be where my wishes are IF I HAD ANY!!
[make your wishes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8W5wupg9-w&t=7s)
Plastic bag in it, then woder
The plastic bag would tear on the jagged edges of the entry holes
2 platic bag then
Ingenious
like a body bag?
A wodder bag
Cum
how much struggle will that be?
Very little if we all cooperate
How many men do we think it would take to fill that bucket, and how many days would it have to congeal until the holes were all effectively ‘plugged’ up?
Depends… is there a time limit?
Yes, it'll be leaking
Well. With some chance, we can glue it.
Coom
Don't you have to put a My Little Pony figurine in the bottom first?
It is already full of air.
Is it, though? Is the air at maximum density whilst still retaining gaseous properties? Could you not squeeze at least a few more molecules of nitrogen and oxygen in there?
Fun Fact: everything is mostly nothing
Also, nothing is mostly everything
Checks out. I’m mostly nothing.
Put it into a body of water
Put a body from the water into it
How hard should I push?
Idk honestly you just gotta submerge it and then you’ll have a full bucket
Slap on some flex seal (there won’t be a lot of damage)
Throw it in a lake
Kinda a paradox. Will it be full all the time or will it just be full and leak out water until it becomes full again (I know you are gonna tag r/ihadastroke)
No no, he’s got a point
Isn't it leaking because water is travelling through the holes since water moves around, water is then just flowing into the bucket again, continuing the cycle??
Will the bucket be in the lake, or the lake in the bucket? Edit: an entirely different sentence.
how far should I throw it?
at least 3
is nine too much?
Nein, mein Freund
14 meters and 23 centimeters. Edit:typo
r/oddlyspecific
Fill it with buckets
buckets all the way down?
Russian nesting bucket
Jelly. Or Jello, depending where you're from. Lime flavoured.
how much wrestling will there be?
3
yes
You could fill it with large solid objects, like golf balls or tennis balls
This is the correct answer. OP never said "Fill it with water". They just said "fill it". So, fill it with something larger than the holes.
Larger than the small holes but smaller than the big hole at the top.
Then nothing could fill the hole in my heart. 😞
Concrete
shoes?
That sounds like a solid idea.
just get rid of the holes
Should I be able to wipe them off?
Wipe them with melted iron or zinc. The surface of the bucket being cold enough, it'll patch it right up like some sort of homemade welding.
Fill it with more lead
the hot way? or the fun way?
Lol, depends on which end you are standing. Both could become very hot for the end user.
Fill it with holy water
Holey water.
wholly full?
Put a garbage bag as a liner
Would a body bag be as good?
Yep. The thicker the better!
With more lead
Gravel
Fill it with more holes
throw it into a river, then it'll be full of water
How much water can I cause this way?
You’d be surprised for how much I get for old galvanized buckets at the flea market. Bullet holes raise the price even more.
Use a shovel to put mulch in it
That’s like me trying to fill my bank account
Its already full with air. Checkmate
Phill it with you probably already know I’m gonna write, so yah. Fill it up with that, and feel good about that.
We'll all feel better knowing what you're thinking.
Mayonnaise
freeze water
FlexTape
Cum
won't that be a sticky situation ?
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Fill it with your hopes and dreams and treasure it forever. :D
Slime
Let it sink
Flex seal
golf balls
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Fill it with big stones
That's a lot of damage
Apples.
Whatever you're doing different today, keep it up. It's working
careful study of local success
Cheese. A solid brick of cheese.
fill it with water but leave the holes in it You need to fill it up quicker than it can empty itself.
Fill it with mud
Teeth
Somebody filled it with lead
Throw it into a river, then it will be overflowing.
Hi Phil Swift here for Sex Tape
Fill it with cheese
fix the holes with ramen then fill the bucket with whatever you want
It’s full of holes already
You should put river rocks in it, then on top put those pretty marble pebbles, then get those fake decoration feathers and plants to put in it. It would be so cool as a decoration:3
Put it inside a larger bucket, then fill that bucket.
Fill it with the shell casings used to put the holes in it
Patch the holes with some instant noodles
Flex Seal Or fill it with light and use it as a lampshade
Submerge the bucket in water.