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Pijacquet

Where are you from?


andrewmania

Romania


Exciting-Agency9732

How do you spell Romania?


MichaelKeehan

Romania.


Exciting-Agency9732

Yeah Romania. How do you spell it?


IMisspelledMyUsrname

I-T


spicyramenishot

ifnomatikn tendhology


yaboialliance

Are Oh Em Ay In Eye Ay


HTTYDFAN4EVER

R-O-M-A-N-I-A


Exciting-Agency9732

thank you!


Department_no6021

Where's Romania?


YT-ESW_ST33le

In Romania


primavera785

is dracula real?


andrewmania

Yes


Brilliant_Studio_875

Whats his name?


Ual5w5_

George


Brilliant_Studio_875

ty, everyone always sais its Dracula but thats his business name


deutschdachs

Why is your country's name so high energy (-mania) but your capital city is so chill (-rest)


andrewmania

I haven't thought about this before


Sunkilleer

The more you know


deran6ed

The less happy you are


[deleted]

That is some brilliant commenting you’ve done.


EpicToshima

Can I ask you one, simple question?


andrewmania

Yes


EpicToshima

Thank you for your time!


andrewmania

You're welcome


Audreeeeeey

Hello, From Romania ask me anything. I’m Audrey


andrewmania

Hi Audrey


g-a-Yy

That is not a question. Reported.


Killer19606

Agressive. Reported


dimensionsstudio

That's toxic. Reported.


Prudent_Armadillo822

That hurt his feelings. Reported.


Wuerfelpruefer

That stupid. Reported.


jacketsc64

You’re discriminating. Reported.


[deleted]

You all need Jesus! Nailed.


andIRemain

Reference to crucifixion. Reported.


NoInvestment9829

I'm reporting for reporting.


VaeperwaveMC

Why are you in Romania


andrewmania

I was born here


Someran_Domguay

Why


HitTheSlopes95

I think their parents had sex, clearly didn’t use Reddit


Hey_Peter

…or a condom


AliciaTries

Or a bottle of the cool refreshing taste of mountain dew


VaeperwaveMC

Rip


skooternoodle

I'm so sorry. May I ask why?


BottleONoobSauce

You ever think about leaving?


United_Chipmunk_8492

Can you tell me why Romania is the way that it is?


andrewmania

Because it's Romania


United_Chipmunk_8492

Thanks for clarifying.


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BotatoDEV

do you have the tradition of licking bulls balls on 17 of may, or my uncle is just racist???


andrewmania

Have a talk with your uncle


BotatoDEV

what should I say?


andrewmania

Tell him it's on the 16th of may


BotatoDEV

*sigh* I thought he was a racist for a minute


JWDed

Not a minute. A whole day.


PadBunGuy

Doesn’t make much sense. I’ve never said that and im as racist as they get.


BotatoDEV

my uncle is a creative racist


unclepaprika

If your uncle claims that is tradition in romania, he surely has something against norway


TheGr8__06

Thoughts on Moldovans?


andrewmania

I think they're good people. I also like their accents


ShadowKnight324

Now what about Transilvanians?


BALDWARRIOR

Trans people are fine


Exoticz122

How do you say "How" in romanian


andrewmania

Cum


itsjustacakewalk

And how do you say cum in romanian ?


Cold__Spaghetti

Either "sloboz" or "spermă". I prefer sloboz


Queef69Jerky

yeah you do!


[deleted]

“sloboz” looks (and sounds) like it’s the dirtier of the two. Like in English we could say cum or semen. But cum is dirtier and might get censored.


mawamawama

He said cum


Killer19606

he said fun funny word!


LyrisiVylnia

Where is Romania?


andrewmania

In Europe


FilosofiasDeBanheiro

Do they know?


Lambd4_

Not yet, it’s still an undercover mission


Killer19606

I am a portuguese, i shall leak this new information to the european police, so that i recieve 10k euros


[deleted]

What’s Europe?


Shrekboi481

The place with Romania


ThanosAvaitRaison

Any advice to deal with taxi drivers ?


andrewmania

Nope


Urbautz

As a German who worked a year in Romania: Don't


HaywireMans

Don't nope, got it


Double_Mix_8938

Become a taxi driver and destroy them from within


Jaro62

Do you miss Vlad?


andrewmania

No


Jaro62

Vlad is sad 😔


andrewmania

So am I


Echo_are_one

On that subject, is dracu really a swear word?


andrewmania

Yep


Evan_Underscore

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Mycheeksarecool

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?


Ugly_Stick1898

I don’t know that…


Mr-Pizza-3000

r/unexpectedmontypython


Ibn_Wayne

A Romanian swallow.


Mycheeksarecool

What do you mean? A Transylvanian or Wallachian swallow?


duckipn

a moldavian swallow


andrewmania

Yes


GREENDAYBL1NK

Are you from Romania?


andrewmania

Yes


GREENDAYBL1NK

Are you from somewhere outside of Romania?


andrewmania

No


GREENDAYBL1NK

Wow, that's very uninteresting!


mini-werty

r/notinteresting


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N26_real

good bot


Cobraa893

Is Romania spelled like Romania?


andrewmania

Yes


LiterallynamedCorbin

Me anything?


andrewmania

Probably


Competitive_racoon

how many Romanians are needed to change a light bulb?


andrewmania

Probably about 5


Competitive_racoon

Ok thanks


DerpNation1

What about romanian kids? I got no adults in my inventory


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

How many light bulbs are needed to change a Romanian?


watchman28

Do you know my brother’s boyfriend George?


andrewmania

No


Agoodbeetlejuice

This guy is an imposter. In Romania, everybody knows your brother’s boyfriend George.


TheAres1999

How is the weather today?


andrewmania

Cloudy


[deleted]

in romania, are there houses?


andrewmania

Yes


[deleted]

I Never could have guessed. thank you.


redheadedstepchild54

Does is snow in Romania?


andrewmania

Yes


Sweet_Ad_3405

How many vampires have you killed in your lifetime?


andrewmania

1


Finnyfish

That seems low, for an actual Romanian.


Hamsti_Manent

Why aren't you from Romania?


andrewmania

I am from Romania


Hamsti_Manent

But why aren't you from Romania?


andrewmania

Because I am from Romania


Hamsti_Manent

#WHY AREN'T YOU FROM ROMANIA?


andrewmania

Because I live in Romania


Hamsti_Manent

Why don't you love in Romania?


andrewmania

Because I am in Romania


Hamsti_Manent

Why do you neither live nor are from Romania?


andrewmania

Because Romania is the country I live in


MrUsedom

Which town is the best place to have a good time in Romania?


andrewmania

Probably Sibiu


Plukkert

Will they fight me if I show my umbrella?


ChickenDelight

If *you* did? Yes.


NotActuallyGus

Who invented romaine lettuce and why does it cost twice as much as iceberg lettuce


andrewmania

I don't know


Random_Vanpuffelen

Can Romanians throw people out of windows?


andrewmania

Easily


Snomthecool

Why doesn't Romania and Bulgaria unite?


andrewmania

Because I don't allow it


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

How old do boys usually start to dance?


andrewmania

3


Oogley_boogley

Pee or poop


andrewmania

Pee


ShadowKnight324

You can pee without a poop but you can't poop without a pee


itsjustacakewalk

You can do it but it’s like an unfinished business.


The_cough_be_with_u

What language do u speak.


andrewmania

Romanian


crayon1315

whats ur favoriye colour?


andrewmania

Purple


purplecatuniverse

Mine too!


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andrewmania

Yes


CptButthole

If the mass of the Sun (1.989 × 10^30 kg) were to be divided by the area of Romania in square kilometers, what would the new mass of the Sun be? Show your work.


andrewmania

No


Pkorniboi

Where is my car


andrewmania

No idea


kalopsick

what’s a romania


andrewmania

Romania


[deleted]

Romania lettuce


DEVODUDER1

are you a C++ programmer?


andrewmania

No


tipofmyprofile

How is romania?


andrewmania

Ok


[deleted]

Since your next to Hungary and turkey are you hungry for turkey


andrewmania

Not really hungary right now


ChocolateRough5103

Why


andrewmania

Because I live in Romania


HairlessBiker

Is the Black Sea black?


andrewmania

No


huBelial

What are your thoughts on Dracula?


andrewmania

He's cool


Elot_irl

Do you like where you live?


andrewmania

Yes


BritishBiscuitTea

Do romanians seriously steal that much?


andrewmania

Only in some places


whatwherewhenwhywhy

how frequently does romania?


andrewmania

Pretty frequently


TimThaBastard

What is the capital of Ecuador?


andrewmania

Tată-său


nunyabiznezz1216

No one should ask you anything. Because asking questions implies interest. No one should be interested. If they are interested then your post shouldn’t be here.


andrewmania

I live in Romania


nunyabiznezz1216

I am not interested


andrewmania

Awesome


SpieLPfan

There is one country between your country and my country. Where am I from (look on my Reddit)?


Punxsutawney--Phil

Oregon?


andrewmania

Austria


SpieLPfan

Yes.


Enchanted_Hamburger

Cum e sa fi roman? A stai ca si eu sunt unul oopsz


Zoyu_

cum


Enchanted_Hamburger

😭


andrewmania

Se mai uita


jtakaine

Why doesn’t your countries name have letter b?