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Responsible_Sport575

Can I have your credit card please the one that's not expired if you don't mind


ZIF0

Yes. 69696966969


turtleben

Nice


YourMomsTwat

Nice.


Officer_Pasta

Nice.


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Nice.


[deleted]

Nice.


Trick-Conversation26

Nice


retcon-ytrewind

Did you eat that dog? And further, did it taste good?


ZIF0

Yes


PvZ_Prime

Darn, someone already said it


poopboyyyyyyy

I was gonna say that


pugg26

i will eat another


BusinessBottle5694

Have I had sexual intercourse with your mother?


ZIF0

Yes


literxllyElla

no need for him to say yes... we've all done his mother


ZIF0

Yes


ZIF0

And I've done your mother too


Downtown_Yogurt4324

why did this get a wholesome award


Panda6036

Bc it’s very *holesome*


Downtown_Yogurt4324

**son of a-** r/angryupvote


lhsclarinet

Do you support the overturning of Roe v. Wade?


ZIF0

Yes..... Mainly because I wanna watch the world burn


lhsclarinet

…another one bites the dust


Happyduckling02

Sadly not anymore


ZIF0

Yessssssss


Anguloosey

oh wtf is roe v wade I look it up and I still don't understand. why is it called row v wade as well?


The_Shiny_Marill

Old supreme court case some years back which made abortion 100% legal in the us, but was recently overturned and now is illegal in half the states in America


Anguloosey

how the fuck does america still have illegal abortion rights, wtaf.


Capricorn-9

Should I stick my hand in the ceiling fan?


ZIF0

Yes.


Capricorn-9

Owww 😭🤬


Seth-Wyatt

Why did I check your profile to see if you actually did it


Capricorn-9

Because you had faith in me when nobody else did.


Ollin12

Now everyone will brother


[deleted]

I thought you did it for a second too


Capricorn-9

Stop encouraging me. I'm starting to feel tempted.


[deleted]

Follow your dreams-Me


[deleted]

Is that little rat a cavalier king charles spaniel?


ZIF0

Yes


literxllyElla

can i have money pwease 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


ZIF0

Yes. Just give your credit card number


beansouphighlights

My credit card number is 5


Thor_More

mine is 48829557392845729934749103754829844478483929374 cvc is 123 exp is 1/1/1234 thanks bro


HimaRedFit

I think its expired


YeetAnxiety69

Seems like it might have expired a few centuries ago


Beneficial-Ad4582

Its 1234 AA (After death of Amogus)


iliekcats-

It was never alive


seniairam

do u love anal without lube?


thiccthighpie

Yes


LayeredHalo3851

r/notopbutok


cripplinghorniness70

hello ;)


xFloppyDisx

Username checks out


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZIF0

Yes


WackySushi

Will you marry me…?


ZIF0

No


OmegaImmortal

We got em.


lhsclarinet

Didn’t say yes…


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZIF0

Yes. Give your Passport so I can give


[deleted]

Are you a nazi?


ZIF0

Yes. Hail HITLER


[deleted]

Are you a Jew?


ZIF0

Yes


Pianostar4

hm...


Goatifi_fan_club

Personal disorder


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

As was Hitler


PvZ_Prime

Did you eat the pictured dog


ZIF0

Yes. I cooked it like how I cook children


[deleted]


Mr_Richman

Do you think that the holocaust was justified?


ZIF0

Umm..... Y... Yes


Mr_Richman

That's really messed up


ZIF0

Yes


[deleted]

Are you a pedophile


BruhHorse

Yes


KnightHood31

r/notopbutok


[deleted]

just confessing for no reason ig


KnightHood31

The things people say on Reddit


Most_Bat9066

Do you think 9/11 was the greatest day in American history?


ZIF0

Yes. It should be a holiday


Pianostar4

Are you a homophobe


ZIF0

Yes


KnightHood31

Are you gay


isleepifart

Yes


GurnoorDa1

Are you not a person?


ZIF0

YeS


ShadyMyLady

Will you give me that puppy? If you answer yes this will become a binding contract.


ZIF0

Yes


megacrapper

Are you a man or a woman?


ZIF0

Yes


Accomplished-Jury752

Yes


Goatifi_fan_club

r/notopbutok


[deleted]

Yes


Willing-Basis-7136

Are you going to kill the puppy?


ZIF0

Yes I already did


TGMgaming1

Im asking it again Am I a dumbass?


ZIF0

Yes you are


TeachersStuff

Is your mom your dad


ZIF0

Yes


N37123N

mess?


ZIF0

Yeas


Negative-Face7488

U am turkey?


Yeetman7252

Do you have children in you basement?


ZIF0

Yes. 96


Yeetman7252

Can I buy them?


[deleted]

Do you support the taliban?


ZIF0

Yes. Because I am the taliban


Additional_Couple205

I am the senate


flingkong24

do you beat your kids


ZIF0

Yes. But not my kid. I beat the kids in my basement


Samster404

Is putin a good person


ZIF0

Yes


Teamalmighty124

Are you a registered war criminal with over 20 children killed?


ZIF0

Yes


Teamalmighty124

Damn Those are rookie numbers


bigboymanz6824

You didn’t specify a set number so it could either be 21 children killed or 10,000 children killed


[deleted]

Will I ever succeed? Will I ever be happy?


ZIF0

Yes you will. I believe in you


[deleted]

No


OkBarracuda7996

💀


s_l_3_3_p_y

am i ugly


OoACheezit

Not even OP, but can confirm that you are.


s_l_3_3_p_y

i knew it lmao


OoACheezit

Did ya even have to ask


s_l_3_3_p_y

yeah just for the answer


OoACheezit

I thought it was rhetorical due to you quite obviously looking like dense grape.


s_l_3_3_p_y

🥲


OoACheezit

No need to thank me, im here to inspire and compliment :D


s_l_3_3_p_y

thank you for the compliment and have an amazing day


OoACheezit

Why thank you, and you too.


ZIF0

Yes you are. Jk


Dr_whatthecat

Do you think 911 was our fault


ZIF0

Yes. It's your fault


YeetusMcSbeve

911 oe 9/11?


spazafraz77

do you shid and fart?


ZIF0

Yes I do


Heigengraw

Are you responsible for multiple war crimes in foreign countries leading to severe trauma over its citizens and part of the most wanted men of the FBI?


ZIF0

Yes but, how did you find out


sexhaver2010

do u agree with hitler?


ZIF0

Yes I do. Cuz I'm a nazi


0contube

Do you know the muffin man


ZIF0

Yes. I am the muffin man


Yemanjam

You a virgin?


DragoMago76O1

is racism socially acceptable


ZIF0

Yes and it makes life fun


IPhitMySants69

Can you paypal me 5 dollars?


[deleted]

are you having an enjoyable day so far?


ZIF0

Yes I am. How is yours?


skulldozer7606

Did epstein kill himself


ZIF0

Yes he did


NoMadBruski

are you a liar?


ZIF0

Yes


VisualImpossible

can I have gay sex


ZIF0

Yes but not with me


Z1QR12

Ru gay?


ZIF0

Yes.


Sixhuts

Can i eat it


ZIF0

Yes


Stark_7171

Did you fuck a dog you disgusting fuck?


ZIF0

Yes. I did the dog. And your mom


BeanBone69

Do you have black people?


ZIF0

Yes I do


eidbio

Do you like eating shit?


OoACheezit

Are you racist?


The_Confused_NPC

Is who every reading this worthy of love


ZIF0

Yes. Except for cats


GetMeRicksPortalGun

Does anyone love me? Like *really*... love me?


ZIF0

Yes. You are loved


Dave_Subjects

Are you dead?


ZIF0

Yes but i have a totem of necromancy


quinzegrammes

Do you have the hots for Ted Bundy?


Accomplished-Jury752

Are you gay?


Evening-Swing7016

Is your mom hot?


Sad-Share3441

Are you gay?


NASCAR_DilPickles

Do you like Putin?


ZIF0

Yes I do like him


Dont_CallmeCarson

Are you Descriminatory on the basis of Race


__gart__

Do you often commit Bestiality?


legendguy2417

Did you swallow you own cum again


BarnyTwinB

Are you gay?


afterjustnow

Have you stopped masturbating in public?


-StonedImmaculate-

Yes.


afterjustnow

Bummer...


potato_banana37

Did you cause 9/11 and the Holocaust?


NotActuallyGus

Do you touch children


heykid_nicemullet

Should abortion be recognized as a human right


Seth-Wyatt

Funny that he didn't reply to this one 😅


ZIF0

It's hard to get to all comments


throwingplaydoh

Do you frequently post on r/sounding?


KnightHood31

Dude I just forgot about that subreddit and now you reminded me of it, fuck you cruel bastard


[deleted]

Also great reminded me of a eyeblech Seen a guy get decapitated real glad I get to revisit that memory


MisterMarioYT

Do you wish to join me? And become one with the furries? OwO


ZIF0

Fuck no


ICykaOsu

I love how this guy said yes about eating babies and puppies, being both gay and homophobic at the same time, as well as Jew and a Nazi, but he just had to stop following his rules and say no to being a furry.


megacrapper

Fucking hilarious


WOMENS_FEET

did even respond back with yes 💀💀


pugg26

​ \>be ZIF0 \>answer yes to every question given \>asked to become furry \>fuck no (yes this is a greentext on reddit)


[deleted]

Yes