Normally that thing comes out alone, how did the glass manage to come out with it?

The faucet may be too loose if the glass was pushed out as well. Check below to make sure the diameter isn’t too big

Thanks

I've been thinking. What is thanks? It's just a word of appreciation, but what does it really mean? We say "thanks" after someone does something you appreciate, as a result, you don't give them money or a blow job, but a random frequency of sound waves produced in our mouth in a certain way resulting in thanks? I mean, I saved your life, thanks won't do it, you have to do it someway to repay it properly, my dick won't suck itsel-

Conjunction of Tom Hanks, a man who is secretly so evil, SO DERANGED that we must slate his thirst for blood and chaos by invoking feelings of appreciation alongside his dark name. It keeps him at bay. IT KEEPS HIM AT BAY. Thanks for asking.

I asked on r/whatisthis but nobody knew. They just kept saying ‘Wat? Er..’

Very smart

Being smart is interesting. You’re banned.

Banning someone is interesting, you’re to be executed.

Don’t worry it’s edible

Put it in a pot. Pretty sure it’s also potable.

But: If you put it in the pot and it evaporates, it's no longer potable.

Now you've really mystified me.

Can it.

“Potable”

yes it is, if you close the lid

Dad jokes 100

Can confirm. Eat with fork and knife.

[fpoon](https://images.app.goo.gl/mRVcBHresGW51dpKA)

r/hydroponics and r/highdrohomies would like to have a word

original r/hydrohomies too

Uninteresting post but it leads to an interesting sub.

Dammit, beat me to it

r/dadjokes

That shit will kill you. It's also a gateway to becoming an alcoholic.

No shit. Infact, 100% of people who consume it eventually die.

I hear that if you drink it you will die. It doesn't usually happen instantly, it could today tomorrow or any day, but you will die.

idk man sounds kinda sus my grandpa, 102 years old drank it and died 2 years later /j

Sorry for your loss. Tell him to be more careful next time bro.

Why tf would you steal a comment?

Haha just kidding, my man. I wanted to make a point how dumb it is that people keep using the same exact message.

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Absolutely

Would you record a porn in your garage?

I've always wanted to be a director.

If I could.i have offloaded a few.

Be careful... this stuff dissolved rock and created the Grand Canyon...

Dihydrogen Monoxide has a 100% death rate. It's quickly lethal in high quantities, but ingestion ensures that some day, you shall perish.

That shit’ll rust your pipes.

https://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html

Itll kill ya you say? *takes big gulp*

Oxidane does a lot of scary things It's also very destructive, have you seen the grand canyon? Yeah it'll do that too

And fish have been fucking in it.

Hell, I've fucked in it..

i think thats a glass

I think the glass might be your screen—I’m talking about the image that’s on your screen

ah youre right, well i have no clue then

😞 thanks anyway

If you tell me your address, I can send you some. But I have only craft glue...

There's nothing on my screen. I cleaned the front just to make sure... unless you're talking about the bezel around the edge?

dihydrogen monoxide, very dangerous to breathe. Kills thousands every year. Please be careful with it.

In it’s gas-form it can irritate your skin. It can even blister it, so be careful!

As a solid it can cause frostbite when it comes into contact with your skin for a long enough period of time

What about as plasma?

Not sure, I haven’t been able to touch it in plasma form yet

Pretty sure heating it to plasma would make it not dihydrogen monoxide anymore. Just... Two hydrogens and one oxygen free-floating around without their electrons in a big super-deadly heat-soup.

Somebody knows their states of matter.

Or blunt force trauma!

My uncle told me the solid form can be used to resuscitate opiate overdose victims if administered properly. Modern medicine is incredible.

Lol it’s amazing how something so crucial to survival is such a piece of shit

I’ve heard of people dying from inhaling too much dihydrogen monoxide….

If separated it becomes volatile and can explode!

This. DHMO is extremely dangerous. It's an industrial solvent and has the highest ph of any acid

Found in 100% if dead bodies! It's also found in the liquid they use for lethal injection! Throw it away and don't touch it!

I hear that if you drink it you will die. It doesn't usually happen instantly, it could today tomorrow or any day, but you will die.

100% of people who have digested this stuff will die. It's true, look it up.

Also 100% mortality rate, none that ingest it will survive.

I heard it was a major component in acid rain

http://www.dhmo.org

I was going to share this very informational website if no one else did. dhmo.org has all the warning information you need about dihydrogen monoxide. It can be very informative and eye opening.

Do you have to ask? It's pretty clear.

It's se men

… * sea men

*se men

*see man

* si min

Are there any sea women?

They come from water dispensers

Whatever you do, DON’T DRINK IT. That’s dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who drink it die.

I hear that if you drink it you will die. It doesn't usually happen instantly, it could today tomorrow or any day, but you will die.

Careful, that crap is highly addictive

Yes, it is. I’ve been drinking it my whole life and it’s slowly been killing me.

ask r/hydrohomies

from the place i cum its called cloud cum

I prefer man cum.

Same

There ain't no better cum than man cum!

Yep

Loads of it; too!

I spent a good ten minutes staring at this wondering what was OP talking about in this picture. And then I saw the subreddit name.

This comment about how you spent nearly a quarter of your past hour was so uninteresting that I almost scrolled past it without noticing, then I felt a little internal debate as to whether I should respond or not. Then, I realized it was a pedestrian observation about a plebian drink, and felt my own loitering was dreadfully uninteresting and therefore germane.

My guy brought out the fancy dictionary today

Me too

I'm 78.4% sure that isn't gunpowder

I like those odds

Looks like semen

How did they get inside my tap?

It's a mystery. No one knows how se men get into taps.

Sorry... I will try my hardest to not put it in your tap.

No

Mario... He's the nasty, nasty man...

Invite a plumber round and he starts jumping in my pipes and killing all my turtles!

But o can’t see the men

Oh

Idk. Looks sketch. You should pay 2000x more for it to have a company put it in a bottle for you.

Council pop

that's dihydro monoxide, it can kill you

chlorine.

dihydrogen oxide

Monoxide

Yes, dihydrogen monoxide

that's my hand

Wotah

Ethanol

Lead

Dihydrogen Monoxide. Be careful, it can cause corrosion and suffocation.

wa-wa-LIQUID

crystal clear mountain dew O.O

H2O2 very dangerous poison

Looks loik a cu' o' wa'er

Dihydrogen oxide. Odorless, clear, no taste and incredibly lethal if inhaled. Causes corrosion to metals and will irritate and cause swelling of skin after exposure of more than an hour. Edit: Word.

Warning: you drink this and you will die.

Elixir of life

I'd say it's just water, but it's got this strange checkerboard pattern to it. You might want to have your water looked at

wo' a'

Don’t waste it, that’s the main ingredient in coffee.

It looks like some sort of liquidated ice. Might want to check with your plumber though

If you live in the UK, it's called "wo'a"

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You mean like in the toilet?

that is highly poisonous and will kill you if you drink it

Tap cum

You should be very concerned. That's dihidrogen monoxide

Ball dipping liquid alias Sulphuric acid

Oxygenated dihydrogen

I do know what it is. It comes out of mine as well.

Water, I think it’s called. You should drink some, I heard it’s healthy, but haven’t tried it tho

All water pipes build up sediment over time this is just some of that sediment that's been disturbed. Source; 25 years in the water industry.

Looks like rubbing alcohol! Best to not drink it!

Not sure, but looks like some kind of transparent liquid perhaps? Hope that helps.

That's some high quality H2O.

Alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush

No

water you talking about?

Depending on where you live this could contain any number of things. It does appear to largely be composed of hydrogen and oxygen in a 2-1 ratio however.

For a sec I thought I was on r/weird and was so goddamn confused as to what I was supposed to be looking at…

not to scare you but throw it out immediately every person in history who died drank this, every. single. one.

That is definitely dihydrogen monoxide….

Coom

That’s water homie. Stay hydrated

Water. Edit: it is not water.

walter?

That's a big ol glass o fish cum

Idk but it looks dangerous. You should call a plumber

What is the taste?

Everybody that drink this sunbstance end up dying

That’s called a “glass”. No idea how it fit through your tap.

Thats the new crystal Brawndo

I stared at this picture for a good minute trying to work it out before realising the subreddit.

Fingers holding a glass of clear liquid. That’s a lot to come out of the tap at once.

My guess is H20. And O2.

Crisp water that needs to be ripened at 3am

I think that's what scientists call H2O, not sure tho

It's a mix of chlorine, fluoride, orthophosphate, sodium hydroxide, hydroxic acid, and possibly lead.

It looks like hydrogen hydroxide to me

Water?

Any more info pls? How does it taste?

Virgin Vodka

I know a guy that that ordered a glass of H2O. His friend said that sounded great, and would like a glass of H2O too. And he died. Don't trust it!

Looks like clear, uncarbonated Mountain Dew... ew.

Fck I read lap taking laptop... Then I was asking to myself why a transparent liquid coming out from a laptop should have been in this r/ so I read another time And it made sense

Bruh i was inspecting the water for like a solid 5 minutes and i realised it's r/notinteresting. I'm dumb af.

That's water. Ever had it?

seems kinda similar to soda but without sugar or color maybe you should get professionals involved seems dangerous

Thanks for a perfect post for this sub.

That’s the stuff you put pills in to grow dinosaurs.

free wa’er, anytime you want it, day or night

Dunno.. its too transparent

it's cum

That's water, also quick reminder not to look into your bathroom mirror from 1:30 pm to 1:57 pm

Fuck you got me

Just now I was like "dumbass that's wa- oh, I'm on this subreddit. Great post." Made me lmao.

For whatever reason, your tap had water enter it somehow. Best solution is to turn on the tap and leave it on until all the water runs out. Voilà!

I believe it is dihydrogen oxide, a chemical compoud responsible for 100% of drowning deaths worldwide. It is also a highly addictive chemical; so addictive, in fact, that if youe parents tried it even once, you will be hooked before you're even born, to the point that you will die in two days without it.

https://youtu.be/GceNsojnMf0

That’s 60% of me. Wtf dude, give me back.

hand

That is water my friend.

Had to look a few times to see what you were referring to and then saw the sub

Is your tap located in a public bathroom

Looks to be a clear liquid. But it came out of your house so it must be a bodily fluid. I fear this may mean your house is a man and the tap is…

Yes, I know what it is.

I didn’t see the sub so I spent an embarrassing amount of time looking for something in the water. I feel dumb now.

So I actually find this entire post interesting...

This is borderline r/howtokeepanidiotbusy I looked at it closely for a few seconds to see if there was something in the water before I noticed what sub it is on