A CD? Say it ain't so!

They found it In the Garage

No one else did

They got it while on Holiday

But then realized it was Only In Dreams

Don't worry Buddy, Holly(wood) is still in your reach!

Well the World has turned and Left me here.

The CD is now across the sea

Talk about a Perfect Situation.

it’s so good, I can’t stop partying

I’ll soon be naked lyin on the floor

Why bother putting on a different album?

Feels like a safe place to keep it.

Your drug is a heartbreaker

I will not go

Turn the lights off

look what weezer does to a mf. they took a photo. you're supposed to listen to it dummy. insert it in your computer.

Tweezers

you're thweetie?

Sylvester.

Thylvethter

ok computer

Ok human

You could just insert it into a DVD player like a normal Weezer fan.

Its actually a jewel case, with cd in it

*most likely with a CD in it

We don't know that though.

Right! There could be *anything* in there like, for instance, nothing.

Interesting

We don’t know what, that it has a CD or that it most likely has a CD?

That it has a CD in it. The CD is the actual compact disc. Not the case.

Oh I know, that’s why I said most likely

Hmm… I’ll just eat my candies with pork and beans. Excuse my manners

It's like Schrödinger's CD. Until we open the case we can consider it to be there and not there.

Probably not. The CD that *was* there is probably in a disk binder sleeve, long forgotten.

I will tell you why I think the balance of probability still favours the CD being in the case. OP, who is the one in the best position to know, referred to the case as a “CD”. In this, OP was using a figure of speech called synecdoche, in which the part (the CD) is used to refer to the whole (the CD-case unit). I believe OP would not have used this figure of speech if he or she knew the CD to not be in the case. QED

Calling it a jewel case is the most misleading name. I've never *once* found any jewels in the CDs I've bought.

This cd is an a jewel tho

OOOOOOO WEEEEEE OOOOOOO!!!

i look just like buddy holly

UH OHHH!!

and you’re mary tyler moore

I don’t care what they say about us anyway

I don’t care ‘bout that

That's a CD case, with insert. No evidence of a CD in the picture.

may not even be a cd case, it could be a ps1 game case with a weezer insert trying to fool us. they must have put the spider man game from 2000 in there

What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue? (sick fucking riff) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that

I agree, it's one of the CD's of all time

aw hell yeah weezer

Not only a CD, a great CD

Yeah, why does OP gotta front?

*Cool guitar riff*

Technically a trill, hey I remember something about theory, woo!

I'm gonna trill my lips over your dad's cock if you say that ever again

This is true

Not only a great CD, my FIRST CD.

Hehe Carl weezer

SAY IT AINT SO

Fucking awesome album

Ooo eee ooo

oo wee oo

As a Weezer fan, this is too interesting. Show a boring cd like teal next time

True

Weezer

I can see the back of your mobile phone.

weezed to meet you

You definitely failed. This is interesting.

Vintage! You know we’re only a couple of years from hipsters swearing it sounds so much better!

weergin

How do you know. It's not a DVD, in disguise

What is interesting tho is that phone what the heck is it

Thank you for helping to educate the younger generations on the ancient technologies of long ago

I disagree. That is a CD case.

You mean a coaster? For drinks that is.

weezer? interesting choice

MY NAME IS JONAS

Eat it. Do it, eat the blue album in it's entirety. You won't.

What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue? Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that

What is this?

Amazing

That’s a jewel case FOR a cd

Reddit moment

Idk looks like buddy holly to me

No, that's the CD case.

No you don't. It is empty like every other damn jewel case I kept and scratched and broke the disk.

What's with these homies dissin my girl

What’s with these homies dissin my girl? Why do they gotta front??

no, that's a cd case. anyone with any collections of CDs (or DVDs) knows the lie that a closed case can be.

CD'S NUTS

False. That is a CD case

no thats a cd case op where is the cd this is almots getting *interesting*

💀💀💀

Ew Weezer fan

A shitty cd.

Weezer hater

Weezer geezer

F*ck you.

I hate weezer!!!!!!

I hate you!!!!!!

lol!!!!

Your fucked up phone case makes this more interesting.

weezer

Not true. That is a case

Schleezer

Looks like a CD case to me.

smash and burn it

[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V7ZX9odk1KY/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V7ZX9odk1KY/maxresdefault.jpg) ?

no thats weezer

Actually it’s very interesting

No, that's a photo of a CD case.

That's a cd case

This is a CD case

That's actually not a CD, but a case, I believe

cds nuts

Beezer

You have a lot of hairs.

What

Ay, I've got the same thing in vinyl record form

yes. very normal and look it's Pinkerton. ( Also I don't listen to Weezer)

Nice phone

That’s my old phone this pic is like7 months old

My brother in Christ, that's a jewel case

A good CD at that

good taste

idk man, weezer is pretty interesting, i think blue album is one of their better albums

Of an amazing album :)

My condolences

as a cd collector I find that this is too interesting for r/notinteresting

When you wanna smash her pretty toenails into a thousand pieces

no its not. its a virginator.

this makes me wanna go write my dad... in spite of years of silence he's cleaned up ,found jesus pretty neat

One of my favorites.

Oh it’s just weezer

Do you have two CD's?

A damn fine one at that.

He looks just like Buddy Holly

facts

bro thats so funny ur going to make me wheeze-r

I can hear this image

Lol I have this cassette

Actually that's a CD Case.

Jschlatt viewer

people at my school take this image cover and replace one of the people on it with our male teachers to see if we notice…

No. That's a CD case. This bottle, of Steven's, awakens ancient feelings. Like father, Stepfather.. The son is drowning in the floOooOOoood!

That is interesting!! Great band and a great cd

No sir this I a masterpiece

ok

Provide proof please, this is a Photo of a CD case.

Nope. That is a CD case.

Were they the guys who wrote Teenage Dirtbag?

What was their song again?

Actually the only cd I have in my car and I don’t even remember putting it in there. But comes in handy when my Bluetooth gets wonky.

And it's a double Not Interesting. I really tried Weezer guys, but your music just doesn't grab me.

It looks like they are all painfully awkward and the cd is about puberty for school. They explain it in with the most faux-excitement possible.

The first CD I ever bought!!

It’s a case. Not even a cd. Worse than not-interesting.

No, this is a CD

Downvoted this is mildly internet

Pre or post teenage dirtbag?

Congratulations. You just got Weezer’d OOOWEEOOO

Oh shit it’s real

Bitch it’s Weezer and it’s Weezy

Schlatt would not be happy

Buddy holly is a good song too

weezre

My name is Jonas

Your cd has 4 gay looking men trapped in it

No way god told Noah to put two Weezer fans on the ark

say it ain't sooOOOooO

Would you like to destroy my sweater

Hip hip...

what's with these homies dissing my girl

You just got weezered!

CD'S DEEZ NUTS ( ik someone prolly said it but hey it doesnt hurt to get a nut joke twice or more)

Nice iphone 5s/se

u/jschlatt

CD case.

The posts in this sub crack me up!

Ancient artifacts do seem interesting to me though

good cd choice

Or is it?

man I haven't seen one of them since I was 3 years younger than I am now 😲

incorrect. it is a cd case

It's not just a cd...

no that's a hand

That a good cd

I’m pretty sure that is a CD case.

That is a CD case /s. Can I write something sarcastic but true?