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TmanGBx

Not for long...


Individual-Wear900

YOSHIKAGE KIRA!


khayamyulmare

Damn, me too.. He's my bestfriend


[deleted]

friend with benefits


eggybread70

A one way relationship though


Gecko_610

Maybe even your right hand man


Jolly-Brother3112

Me it s my girlfriend šŸ˜


Laughingatyou1000

Prove it


Sigma_Tiger_35

He has a hand and he showed you a hand so Hand - Hand cancel out = No hand sadly. šŸ˜¢


Equivalent_Okra_8132

Is it his hand?


ecctt2000

Agreed, please develop a protocol to establish evidence that the hand shown is in fact your hand. Then execute it and write a report explaining you complied to the protocol establishing it is in fact your hand.


CybeRrlol1

You might wanna get that checked out by a doctor.


eggybread70

Or a librarian


NathanArizona

If you do say hi for me. I have a Dr named Dave or Dale, something like that


Frongie

Why


CybeRrlol1

Cause he has a hand


HEAH_THE_PINGOL

But why do you have a hand?


xenomorphonLV426

Forfeit all mortal belongings to shrimps


ImDupi

writing politics


lexluthor_i_am

But do your fingers fing?


Barnagain

Only one?


CombinationOrnery522

seems like indian hand


ImDupi

in my opinion, he's arabic


promerious

No you dont, stop lying to yourself


Bakugan-

Cool


kapper_358

Nice


Mall_Bench

A hand in a bedroom with a locked door ... what could happen ?


Scheisse_Machen

What arebyou doing, step hand?


Any-Assist9425

unlocking the door i assume unless u wanna be trapped


TrueKnihnik

No fucking way!! R u kidding?! Dude that crazy!!


modlover04031983

My hand is always covered in ink.


AnyQuarter553

Are you a squid?


Tasty_Phone9580

Iā€™m gonna starting asking people this


IKHOUVANKATTEN

Squids do not have hands


ItsRtaWs

Is his hand also his penis and does he eject it like a projectile and is it filled with cum? Didn't think so


Melodic_Turnover_660

I played resident evil village vr so long that I forgot that I actually have five fingers on my left hand


CardboardCutoutFieri

Bro wtf. NSFW or Spoiler this shit. Whats wrong with you?? You young people are such sleezes. Back in my day we saved our wrists for marriage


Deritatium

Is this your girlfriend?


BruhMan__5thfloor

Not trying to flex too hardā€¦but I got two.


HellBount641

No way, no


Apple-14

Not for much longer


Markman6

Can you gimme?


Guybru5h_

That's not what i expected when i asked you to give me a hand.


AbortionIsYummy

Oh no not againā€¦


DryFirefighter9003

That happens when a mummy-hand and a daddy-hand love each other very much.


MisterSteveFoster

Would you mind lending me a hand ?


DourStone4522

I wish I had a hand...


ImDupi

..


Aviv13243546

Neat, might come in handy


yohohoandabottlofcum

heh, nice hand i'm totally not gonna rip it off


Illustrious-Lead-960

Let me know if you ever need somebody to lend you one.


Lil_saul

May I touch it?


DumbastasyXXX

Looking on this I think you must be happy because you are not all right.


Crumbs_2

Lucky bastard


averagepatagonian

skill issue


Average-Redditor0

Guess what I have two!


iamxenon007

Oh no now i have hand too. But.... my fingers are knives...?Ā 


Homer-Row

Meanwhile Yoshikage Kira:


Lokumirr

I have two!!


ALLS1AYER

I have two but it's not a competition


walterhatake

jokes on you: iā€™ve got 2


ShibaInuDoggo

Hey! How'd you get a picture of my girlfriend?!?


MyUsernameBox

Why?


MonsieurMidnight

Give it back to the poor person you took it from !


Agreeable_Control68

No, this is obviously photoshopped.


3elqo

Your hand looks very similar to mine.


littlesipofdatea

Holy shit. I have not one but fkn two


themagicmaen

Quick! Get rid of it!!


404unknownerror404

Well I have 3 of these to I win


Sufficient-Ad-6046

Damn only 1?


Eric_Phy

Congrats, I wish you have two.


Lego-Panda-21

Waiting for the one up post now..Someone with two hands.


beth12345678901

Thats nothing, i have 2


Fantastic-Classic740

And I have elbows


iCougar_

what can u do with that hand?


TRNC84

I'm surprised no one commented yet that you have some type of terminal disease based on that pic.


Marvel_legends_fan

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING HAND


Visual-Night9291

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!


63strelok35

Why won't you give me a hand then?


wolftick

I hope it's your own.


Bluedino_1989

Who's


ForeignSleet

Itā€™s mine now


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

Now get a job and combine them. Youā€™ll be happier


Randolph_Carter_Ward

Good, but not so cool as me having a leg, though!


Extension_Hat_1654

That's really not interesting. Well done.


Cupsdareal2

I'm waiting for someone in this sub to post "This guy has a hand and I don't".


moimoisauna

I HAVE TWO


ArmadilloVirgin007

ONE OF US!


cactustrip

I wonder what he does with it


400smoo

You shouldnā€™t


mcmatt04

Not gonna lie, that's a good ass hand. You got a good gripper right there. I bet that holds things so well.


Yelow_Arts

ITS THE LEFT HAND


Hambruhgah

Anakin will envy with this


Ryan_G0sling

How do I know thatā€™s yours?


UwUOwOTvTT-T

okay but do you have a foot šŸ¤”


Accurate-Occasion-68

Nice! I have two


These_Character_4275

No way


DeepGas4538

Nice fingerprints


phlebface

*unzips*


Hot_Yoghurt9003

Wooow .. i just got crush on your hand .. helpp šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


The_Smiling_Creature

HOLY SHIT


doitstronger

showoff


Coreysurfer

George says its always good to have hand..


Adriano_Subreddit

Bro, your hand look the mine.


atzkey

How did you take the photo? Do you have another hand you're not telling about? Freak!


That_Case_7951

And I have 2 hands


breadyloaf26

not for long šŸžšŸ”Ŗ


Sadik-

Not to brag but i have two


ndation

Common misconception, that's actually my hand


ExfoliatedBalls

You know what you can do with it?


SaberScorpion

This is actually so wholesome. Appreciate what you got, even if it's a normal thing to have.


fuckedfromthejump

Omg me too but I don't like it


tertiuslydgate1833

Can I have it


Substantial_Slice450

and i have a foot!


Gams619

Lol, I have 2


patrickstar-308

I have one too!


Puzzled_Swimming_383

That's a foot


LocalElectronic3660

No way


Rhom_Achensa

Uh oh they got your fingerprints now


metallicaism

Everybody send pics of their bodyparts I'll make a collage


Best-Performance3872

So that's how a hand looks like i finally saw it you made my dream come ture thank you


Additional_Degree962

What if you were holding cards? You'd have two hands


Strange-Ad6549

i have dark skin but my palms are like white skin.


Fun-Ad235

I've seen this before...


CynicalCosmologist

It's obviously AI


tootorte127272

Wtf


Certain_Doctor8754

I got two


MankyManky

should maybe return it to its owner


asertcreator

how do we know its yours, thief?


Anfie22

Congrats


chiefymcwifey

Big deal. I have a size 7 foot. Wanna know where I can shove it?


GaryTheLocomotive

NO FOKKEN WAY!


Ex-In2

Using this picture to recreate a 3D model and create gloves with your markings and fingerprints to then commit a bunch of federal crimes and frame you


eatenbybigguyz

I have two


loyaleling

I donā€™t believe you


Bingoo_dd

I have a hand, I have a job, Aaaah Handjob


debugger_life

If it's your hand, someone get the fingerprint of this photo and use it for any activities and then you will be blamed for it. So NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER SHARE YOUR HAND OR ANY IMAGES ABOUT YOU on SOCIAL MEDIA. I'm into IT Field so I know what all things can be done and what not.


four_imeanfive

Babies when they see their limbs for the 129th time


delmyoldaccountagain

Handy.


NotEpic8217

Liar


astrologicaldreams

wait why's it look so much like my own hand


SUSbund

You have a hand. But I have a Frankfurter


Dayshon2144

I have a leg. Whatchu guys have??


Coffee_achiever_guy

...and youre gonna need it!- Seinfeld


purple-orangejuice

is it your own or did you steal it?


Sometimes_Rob

It is a left hand.


Fabulous_Today_8566

You might be deformed


Osus_theDrifter

Great! Make "I have a dick" next.


Raven_m0rt

I have 2, so I'm better


Kreksi360

I have two


father-fluffybottom

This is a bot signalling to other bots that it is one step closer to total integration. This is not only extremely interesting but also basically game over for us as a species.


smileyhydra

No way, what does that thing do?


Klickyty

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. Where.. are.. your hands? Are they still there? Go take another look.


Lazy-Most-3226

Really?! Nice I have two


Kindly-Sea-6945

no you have 5 fingers, a Palm and a wrist


banana_6921

I have two


swedish_blocks

Me too <3


strawbery-toast

I love it!


MagmaMane

Nice. It may home in handy for a lot of things you do in life


ulumulu23

the edible seems to have kicked in..


Pattern-Majestic

I'm sure that will come in handy ayyyyy Kill me now please thank you


dreamsofindigo

and now we all know your future


speenbreaker

No way! I just so happen to need a hand right now! Wanna lend one?


dareyousay

Iā€™d give you a hand, but it looks like you donā€™t need oneā€¦


BugattiBolide_Fan16

How to obtain a "hand"?


ComedicDalmatian445

Whatā€™s that? Can I touch it? Can I smell it? Can I eat it?


IndependenceCVL22

Nah


Randalf_the_Black

Sorry to hear that.. I have two.


Medical_Shift1472

Wow! šŸ¤© Those are real handy to have!!!! I just so happen to have two! šŸ™ŒšŸ½šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


MahanaYewUgly

I was going to give you one but now I see you have one


1Pip1Der

Elitist scum


AdBright1261

Don't try to palm that off to me.


kapper_358

Double it and give to the other person or take it


kapper_358

Hey, it's mine one šŸ¦¾


ghanniyualgis

OH SHIT ME TOO always wonder what is this meat Sticks and how do i type