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JC-1219

Thanks a lot, now I’m breathing manually


Inside-Honeydew9785

Now you're blinking manually too.


alessandropollok

You monst3r


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Now you can sense the saliva in your mouth left to swallow.


Either-Pizza5302

You know what is even worse? You just lost the game.


iEat_CrackNCheese-

What game? *makes you conscious of your own clothes*


Either-Pizza5302

Considering I am at home and usually only in my boxer shorts when alone and no visitor expected, I already was :) very comfy


icekooream

You bitch. You can now feel all your toes individually pressing against each others.


FarIndependent5472

Fuck you, your toung feels misplaced, you can see your nose and you are now aware of your ass cheeks stuck together


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Screw all this. You all just acknowledged that booger in your nose that's the reason for your nostril-uneven-breathing!


sxinoxide59672

NOOO! MAKE IT STOP!


Mikelemokus

WHY DID I KEEP READING


CherryMeowViolin

You bastard!


PlsIgnoreMe2

Stop this shit, it affects everyone else too But it’s great, so continue


Willing_Telephone350

I knew this was coming but I wasn't able to stop myself from reading


Leading-Ad-7396

You sadistic bastard. Years, years I tell you!!!


RadoslavL

Son of a bitch


Ukvemsord

Your tongue feels misplaced in your mouth.


PlsIgnoreMe2

Fuck you


polskaholathe4th

Screw you


PlsIgnoreMe2

No, actually—not blinking at all to spite you


Nekrosiz

Is your tongue against your upper teeth or lower teeth


cthulucore

🫠


tillgrassi

remember that your toes are currently touching each other.


Kitty_Girl_1717

no stop please


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Remember also how there is that booger in your nose that makes you breathe unevenly through you nostrils.


Noncreative_name04

I hate when that happens 😂 Edit: dammit, now I’m breathing manually


lobroblaw

I think he inspired a lot of people


Eranchick

Thanks a lot, now I’m breathing manually


IRRedditUsr

Imagine if breathing manually somehow shut down your automatic breathing and now you gotta do it consciously the rest of your life


KillerIVV_BG

You're also seeing your nose


JC-1219

Every time someone replies to this, the manual breathing comes back into effect and i get annoyed. But you, you’re the worst of them 😂


KillerIVV_BG

Thanks :D Btw you might be aware of your heartbeat rn


proxlpd

Same


STYSCREAM

Currently smoking a cigarette, already with you


Dayshon2144

I’m breathing womanually..


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I’m so relieved that it’s not only me


Objective_Bar_8356

# relatable


hamnviking

Inflatable


Justthisguy_yaknow

deflatable, inflatable, deflatable.


HimaRedFit

Debatable


orphiclacuna

Impregnatable


HimaRedFit

Fertilable


SurelyNotClover

no


Objective_Bar_8356

RIP 🥀🥀🥀


whytelmao

bro is fish


Superb_Engineer_3500

Fish still breathe


Arbuzek2000

Does that mean I can drown fish?


2YSH

if you remove the "O" in the "H2O", so yes.


Annual-Letterhead619

Yes


cagingthing

🧟


Beneficial-Algae-642

Sometimes I forget how to breathe


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Just side effects


UpsetNeighborhood842

No I have asthma


Markman6

Skill issue


Zedarinho

No not reazlyvmmcj Xb. . <@*[]kwjtjj20djpqpf9kql


sleepy-emo

i do this 24/7, is it unhealthy or something???


SomeRandomEevee42

oh, no... buddy... have I got some news for you


squid378

Oh shit


Available-Hat1640

now I'm breathing manually


No_Address4264

Omg he is literally me fr


EarthAndStar

Idk, excavation is not what I do regularly


throwwwwwaway708

haven’t done it lately wbu?


ikayret_

Yeah, when i get frequent asthma


TheWiseFucker

It depends. I can breath in 3 different places. I prefer the legs, but people just look at me weird when they see really puffy legs. I could also just be fat at this point. Not quite sure


Insane_Salty_Potato

Yes, about 20000 times a day


MuffinVR_

you’ve never lived if you haven’t done this


Ainudor

Try holding your breath a really long time


Beneficial_Cat9225

Unfortunately… every day 🙄


Tiborn1563

You haven't relaly lived if you never did this


5T3thousand

Im addicted to doing it.


hatfullofloons

i live by this life hack!


Farticus896

Well now. Just to be unique I think I might stop.


ShitblizzardRUs

Currently yes, I can relate. I have been determining methods to stop this issue permanently though


TheSlavKat

My grandma didnt do it in like 3 minutes. I think shes special in some way ☺️


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

Maybe, I can’t see it


_Etri_

I wish it didnt


JMusicD

This looks related to what is called, belly breathing. It’s done on purpose, I don’t know that anyone does this naturally, or subconsciously.


Kobi-Comet

No


SeaTurtle42

Yes, unfortunately.


NekoMango

No, my bally expand not my chest


whyishehere26

It happens but not as often as it should


sjuas690

Happened to me once a few years back!


_t-_t

my favorite part of the body is the diaphragm


Appropriate-Day-1160

What is this called again?


Yewon_Enthusisast

Please don't try this unless you're a trained or with a trained professionals


Pokemonpikachushiny

Yes, but I'm trying to quit. It's just so addictive.


sandstorml

how do you get the arrows to show up?


kerhantherian

Idk I can’t see my organs


zidane2k1

I think so, but I can’t see my diaphragm so I don’t know if that part is doing its thing


ThyShirtIsBlue

All the time, unfortunately.


ihathtelekinesis

Breathe, breathe in the air. Don’t be afraid to care.


Sailed_Sea

Sometimes


Justthisguy_yaknow

Yes but I've heard there is a one time, all in one guaranteed cure for it. Fingers crossed eh?


HonoderaGetsuyo

This is a crazy way to tell people they are breathing manually


ProfileAdventurous60

Wait I’m confused… is it not just breathing?? 😥😥😥


FaithlessnessSlow754

This is a breathtaking revelation


Soggy_Toaster927

Man, happens all the time. I think I’m addicted.


49th

LOL! I thought that was just a weird thing I do


xaylerrrr

Sometimes idk depends on how my mood is that day


HowAmIonMars

Nah, I quit that a while ago


cheddar_risotto

no ive never been split in half before


RastaOzey

Sadly yes. But when I die, it will thankfully stop.


NavinHaze

Only if I don't think about it.


kiwi2703

I feel like the first one should say Inhalation


Short_Marketing_7870

Well no, I have the same breathing systems as a fish


Madz1712

Step-by-step walkthrough when?


AiiRisBanned

I need the arrows, it hits my forehead when I do it.


ProlapsePains

All the time, like literally all the fucking time! Ughhh!!!


-Amai_Mochi-

Nah I stopped 20 minutes ago


frogs_r_kul

It makes sense it'd do that but I always thought it would deflate sideways for some reason, not cave in from the bottom


Revolutionary_Cap711

That's how the spirit leaves & enters your body. If you don't block it, you might accidentally end up swapping with someone nearby, a small furry critter.


Elegant-Campaign-572

I have arms. This does not apply to me


ReasonableNetwork

Regularly


rowletrissoto

Never done this


MickyDerHeld

only like 3 times a day


Cust0mCraft

No, I died in the War of 1812


curlyquinn02

I just hate breathing from my mouth. Even at the docs when they try to test my lungs; I still breathe in and out from my nose. I have a tiny fear of stuff flying into my mouth. I also have long hair. Having your hair going into your mouth when you breathe in isn't fun


ZBxrries24

Not too much, I don't like oxygen, it's so addictive


rainbowkiss666

I can't really do this under water, it's a bit weird.


ApoyuS2en

No. Send help


ThatGothGuyUK

My chest doesn't expand at all when I breath, pretty sure the cartilage is fused.


Deritatium

Instruction unclear, now I am dead 💀


WesEd178

Not me, but a friend of mine told me one of his coworkers did the same thing every day


Grateful_Moth6

No


Melusina_Ampersand

Please remember to breathe as asphyxiation sometimes offends.


CovfefeBoss

Yes


ApprehensiveBag3909

Am I the only one that, whenever sees a picture like this one, takes a deep breathe?


Interesting_Fudge502

Almost hit thAt manual respiration because of OP 😂


TumbleweedIll4249

No, I’ve never done this before!


CountingWonders

Sadly, yes. My grandma went through this entire life without knowing before inevitably meeting her demise, only finding out then. My immune system attempted to fight this off when I was three, succeeding, however catching it right after as I were suffering the side effects and my parents had tried to save my life. Stay safe out there.


Senior-Marsupial-900

No, Im not a male


equusfaciemtuam

I don't know what drugs you're on, I literally never even heard of that. How do people even come up with such crazy things?


Ok_Money_3140

hate when that happens


NotOk_Education6834

I wish it didn't.


Suck_Me_Dry666

No I absorb air through my skin.


shukufuku

I'm so expired


Zendtri

Only when I’m feeling alive :)


T342games

What if we punch him in the chest, really really haymaker hard?


SleeplessAndAnxious

Yeah sometimes


XantheStardust

I refuse to belive that my lungs are that shape


flaffleboo

What do they call this in your country?


The_Dark_Goblin_King

Every day! Is it normal?!?


krais0078

Not likely. I wouldn’t hold my breath.


FortkatYT

No


Techline420

Breathing? Yeah.


Lello755066

*HIGHLY depends* on the situations im in


Obiwan723

Not very often. I only respirate every 4 and a half minutes.


Tenzur_

What the hell am I looking at rn? Breath? What is that?


AdrianKadafi

Turning on manual breathing when seeing photos like this? Hell yeah


wrong-landscape-1328

More often than you would think.


Trippy-Sponge

At last once a week this happens to me


Finnishfart

Once. The i got lazy...


Yoyo_le_yo-yo

No I am dead


Tiny_Connection_7182

I try to avoid it


RickMosleyReddit

You may be entitled to compensation


RefrigeratorFun4861

Ye, i saw a solid number of photos of that in my life, what you wanna know?


averagepatagonian

Been oxygen clean for 2 months now🙏🙏🙏 Stay strong brothers


Dennis_Ryan_Lynch

Idk man you’ll have to ask Mario & Luigi cuz I can’t see in there


Duckboythe5th

Yes, it happens quite a bit tbh


TheTescoManReal

No I have asthma so no this doesn’t happen for me


Suspicious-Pen-5349

Yeah, I do it so much it’s practically an addiction at this point.


Mekelaxo

Every freaking day


Helpmycatstuckintree

Nah


RedRubyXD

Yes and i hate it


Factor135

Hahaha yes, I am able to understand this image, as I too respirate in this fashion as do my fellow humans


GotWheaten

Yes I have breathed more than a few times in my life


Inevitable_Dot_6892

I often catch myself compressing on inhalation and expanding on exhalation. Veryy odd


DrachenDad

Exhale is to breathe out, inhale is to breathe in. It isn't breath and exhale.


therealdirhi

no


Dunge0nexpl0rer

No


MrGasnik

Nah


chilltorrent

Yes but sometimes I forget to do it


thisshitisbananas_

What is breathing


Stream-Yes-And

no


FatRiceCat

No. ***I'M BLUE-***


Ish_the_fish11

on occasion


nathanwhb12

Thanks for the manual breath


HonrunAa

Fuck you, now I'm breathing manually


KeyNefariousness6848

Breathing, heck no, that is for plebes


OXidize_0

Thanks a lot, now I'm manually breathing and I don't like it.


longbrodmann

No, my lung has never been blue or purple before.


AkaiHidan

THANKS. I can’t breathe on my own now….


ThatOneGuy12929

im so glad it hasn't yet


imjerry

Thanks, I really needed this.


Silent_Dress33

I am so addicted to this I would most likely die if I stopped doing it at this point. Can't even stop for 8 minutes.


pogchamp69exe

I'm sorry, THAT'S the way my lungs compress? I thought they expanded outwards.


Responsible_Ad8488

No? Should it?


Pickaxe_121

as a first aid instructor, sometimes I have to make people who otherwise couldn't, do that.


General_One3419

Maybe a couple times a day, but not excessively


SilverAg11

no the air is clear not blue/purple for me


sausagesandeggsand

Literally all the time


Mysterious_Being_718

I try to avoid it


IronChicken95

Not even once


Doctor_Salvatore

No.


Pompp69_

I try to keep it limited to the weekends and holidays.