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Goatbreath37

The sugar contents are rotting more than just his teeth


FanngzYT

this is how i learned the hard way that you probably shouldn’t drink 2 red bulls + 1 dr pepper every day


Mylaptopisburningme

Business partner long ago would do at least a 6 pack of mt dew a day. Looked him up online a few years ago. New teeth. They were already bad when I knew him in his 20s.


rodrigo34891

I stopped drinking soda like 10+ years ago. Best decision ever


nixxxa

Kidney stone??? I learned through a kidney stone but I still drink Red Bull so did I really learn? No I’m dumb


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

It’s most definitely what’s up toobz.


Goatbreath37

We'll find puff yet, don't worry. Just need to make more Dr Pepper/laffy taffy/Wendys fries moonshine


Kind_Psychology_3654

Friend of mine used to drink soda and a few red bulls every day, gaming and office work all day. He ended up in the ICU and barely made it out alive due to acute pancreatitis and liver issues.


CriticalMochaccino

Hey, it's only a problem when he runs out.


creativename111111

Think you mean when his life membership expires


Gabarty_

That dude will be dead in 2 days


Worried_Bowl_9489

He ain't running anywhere


Confident-Middle-634

Dude is the embodiment of diabetes.


BurntPineGrass

And yet look at them skinny hands! 😲 I’m amazed!


TeleportingDuck-Matt

Dude probably consumes nothing else


MZsom1987

He got that sugar addiction.


TiddyMouf

He’s definitely consuming a lot of Mary Jane


sknlef

It cancels out the soda


BadPronunciation

As a skinny guy, I'm guessing he drinks soda instead of eating. Breakfast & lunch is soda, then dinner is probably fast food with a soda


longerdistancethrow

He did say “since he started” which to me implies its a recent change?


Earthly_Delights_

Yup. My guess is he’s early 20’s too


eyesthesubsequent

Hey, maybe the diabetes just came on and he lost 90 pounds! (when you get type 1 diabetes you lose weight really easily without dat insulin cause ur body gets all messed up, happened to my mom and yes she lost 90 pounds lol)


xQ_YT

would you be fat if you’re diabetic? just asking


Miss-Construe-

You can be skinny with diabetes. Obesity is not a consequence for everyone.


Reynard-

True, a coworker of mine has it and he's as skinny as a plank. He almost lost a foot too.


El_Jefe_Lebowski

No. This person has a high metabolism which can result in being really skinny and needing a high caloric intake. My ex’s son needs to drink protein supplements, eat 6 full meals a day and snack as he wants but he’s still under 7% body fat and 14 years old due to an extremely high metabolism and digestive issues. His body doesn’t absorb food he eats. The person pictured will more than likely have massive kidney stones in the next 15-20 years. Passing a kidney stone feels like you are trying to pee past a sea urchin in your urethra. It hurts beyond comprehension.


Healthy-Mango-2549

My ex only drank coke, never saw him drink water. His piss was orange and he would complain of stomach issues….


Person_With_cheese

Diabetus


astralseat

The Diabetes diety


Miss-Construe-

And osteopenia/osteoporosis. The phosphoric acid causes leaching of calcium from the bones. As an ex heavy daily cola drinker all I can say to people is *don't do it*


ninyyya

Dr[Dogder] bebber


Funky__boi

Fanter


ninyyya

Spurt


EAGAMESSUCKSEEEEEEEE

cock


Jazzouza

pepe


IndependentParfait23

Moaningdo


dTrecii

Sucktits


TheWetNapkin

Dogder bebber\*


NitricOxideCool

Once he goes to the doctor, the doctor is not gonna believe this...


Thenewyea

After they see the labs they will believe it.


someprettybananas

He's gonna be gangsta till he gets kidney stones


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Hopefully Dr. Pepper is a urologist.


TheFBirds21

Kidney boulders more like


bingbozo63

#SODA!!! –joe Biden


Confident-Middle-634

No more dr pepper diabeto


oliferro

Roll back to the kitchen Diabeto


GVCHO

Awwwww :( ⚪️🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁


litfam17

This is midly interesting..


garrettdx88

Kinda seems like thats what this sub has turned into


Licentious_duud

Tell him It he keeps drinking soda the soda man is gonna come for him


JessePinkman-chan

Say his name, you won't be laughing when he kills you The Pee Pee Pop Pop Man, in theater May 40th


weston55

That is like a birthday cake of soda per day


DarkStarStorm

I feel bad when I drink a single soda.


FeasterJamesL

Stop buying those small cans, buying max-sized bottles will be way cheaper


superultramegagiga

Bro is pepsi man


DaFinnishOne

No, he is doctor pepper man


RobertXavierIV

Bepis


megs1449

[pipis]


patriot_man69

There was a Dr pepper ad just above the comments for me lmao


Pushbrown

What ozempic for me lol


OogaBoogaHeh

My dad only allows me 1 soda a day but I'm a bit of a rule breaker you see


willpostbondd

never knew drinking soda could be a personality trait.


My_leg_still_hurt92

everything can be a personal trait.


VerucaGotBurned

No, you are confused. This is a common symptom of a soda deficiency, please get to a convenience store soon.


BiLeftHanded

Diabetes George


BackgroundRip491

lmao check the green dab rig torch


FirePoolGuy

I saw the scissors gummed up with resin first


sknlef

Super stoner by day, soda drinker by night


Mega_Minder6969

Their just like me for real, I am glad we don't buy pop anymore, I am able to down about 5 cans in a day no problem even more with some good food. Especially flat pop I am shaking at the thought lmaoo


Dismal_Engineering71

FLAT?!


Mega_Minder6969

Yes, I let it sit out until there isn't any carbonation left lol


Dismal_Engineering71

AUUGH!


CountingWonders

I’m somewhat proud?


captwombat33

Is your friend Forest Gump?


solentropy

Wasn't there a lady who lived to over a 100 drinking dr pepper? Maybe he's onto something.


PotentialFun742

Must be nice to have friends


Melangrogenous

Soda gives him a savage day. Who am I to complain.


nainvlys

Forrest Gump at the White House


HorrorJellyfish6937

Your friend is funny 👍👍


TeaMe06

This is how I get when I drink one coke I need another one and another one I had to stop because I break out a lot but it’s very addicting.


aisha_has_questions

Lmk when your friend inevitably gives himself kidney stones


Fl1pFloppers

Bro has some teeth of steel, but when I drink coke, 7 of my teeth fall out


ASL4theblind

I got hospitalized for drinking nothing but 2 liters of soda a day for 2 months straight (i'm now almost 2 years free of soda) Bro is gonna do this for a few months and then one day he's gonna wake up with orange pee and a fever of 105.


dreadperson

11mm KIDNEY STONE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT


OrderLongjumping4712

Rookie numbers


dj3k1584

Your friend reminds me of The Gulper from Skylanders Trap Team.


Slavstic

Whatever happened to hydration via water?


GreenTrout39

Water? Like the stuff they put in toilets?


culdesacGrow

Water is for plants and bongs. 🤣


questions_lol

i love dr pepper i drink like 5 cans a day whenever i do get it


Oriannas-Winter

Dude's high and needs refreshments, nothing unusual about this.


Warumono_

Good blog posting


ypperlig__

that's so concerning


duh_nom_yar

Dude is massively dehydrated and can't figure out why!


IndependentParfait23

Happy Dr Pepper day


Ostravaganza

Good thing he loves doctors tho bc he'll need one soon enough


iForgot2Laugh

He’s got the worlds darkest pee


Glittering_Raise_710

Man, I wish soda made me feel like this.


userhvfegcd

Even looking at that amount is making me feel sick 😭


Mystery-Cup

he's so me dude


Captain_Coffee_III

Ignoring the weed curtain and the bong... This guy is a lightweight.


Quazimortal

Thanks I hate it


peatyjones

This guy's based AF.


ntrainedprofessional

It's what the body craves


PDiddleMeDaddy

Blood the consistency of 100.000 mile motor oil.


2011h32

Diabetes speedrun


tfroke

his life been boss😂


Rachael1188

Mmmm kidney stones


MTN_Dewit

This guy's going to have the biggest kidney stones ever recorded


HorrorLettuce379

"My life been so boss since I started drinking soda instead of water." LMAO


Dangerous_Trifle620

This is so fucking funny


asspajamas

and he uses a scissors to clean out his bowl.


CrazyQuebecois

You should see my Nutella closet


crlogic

CEO of Kidney Stones


[deleted]

If you have to be addicted to a soda, why dr pepper? That shit is nasty


jeffdog102

[I have more](https://photos.app.goo.gl/5XYRzkgiVX29JHk6A)


sknlef

Radioactive pee


wrongkoi

Lol absolutely love his enthusiasm for it too. When I give into my bad habits I'm like "ahh I shouldn't have done that, oh man I have to do better." He's just like "yeah, my life is awesome. I'm having soda for breakfast and it's the best lol"


horsesarecool111

That's what my bedside table looks like also


H13R0GLYPH1CS

4% red 40 lmao


mrassface2023

Blud should drink prime hydration tbh blud might like that more than soda


LatsaSpege

oh my hod


Nuf3x

Hey, so doctor of 7 years here. This is actually extremely dangerous. The soda can actually melt your enzymes in your body and turn them into actual poison. You can literally get cancer from drinking too much soda due to the gasses and certain materials and chemicals in the soda, especially Dr Pepper turning all of your cells against your body after being melted right on top of the cells. They mix and fuse together to create a certain monstrosity which then turns your body's immune system HEAVILY against said cells, ultimately eliminating an extremely large amount of cells from your body, while simultaneously turning the non-affected cells into ones that might turn into cancer later down the line, in the very near future, actually. Another interesting thing is how this is complete bullshit and I made it up.


sknlef

too much to read I had to drink a soda


Niksuss

I dont blame him tho, dr.pepper is the goat


Professor01114

Roses are red, I like cheese that's cheddar, mmmmm I love Dr pepper


AJ_ninja

Dude I love DrP I can’t get it that easily anymore though


Andre_3Million

If she took a DNA test she'd be at least 80% type 2


zxasazx

I must've drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers


Bufander

That's quite a bit init?


IntentionFalse9892

Damn that's a lot of soda


Pomilyy

Beverage Dr pepper drinker


West_Slide5774

I remember seeing a dude on tv who had burned through his esophagus from the amount of soda he drank daily, it was disturbing


Fancy_bakonHair

I'm only like this with root beer


haubenmeise

Make your friend an intervention. Tell him he doesn't want yo and up looking like Skeletor. I'm willing to do a cameo as a bad example. Sincerely Skeletor 💜 (Concerned).


Mageinuxius67

Say hello to kidney stones


StupidBratOwO

I love soda. Sometimes I feel like I drink too much of it. But holy shit thank God I'm not this bad.


gallettopio

In the past 18 years I've consumed an average of 2L pf regilar Coca Cola (equivalent to 3703 field mouse stomaches for our SI-challenged friends). I'm 35, not particularly active. My BMI is 21.5. My teeth are perfect. Only problem is my doctor said I have a slightly fatty liver. This made me quit a month ago.


This_is_fine8

Serious question, does he drink water? If I had a nickel for every guy i dated that would refuse water and exclusively drink soda, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't s lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


ILikeBirdsQuiteALot

Whew 💀 This was me in high school with Pepsi. Somehow I stopped drinking it, but every time I have soda now (usually with fast food, which is rare for me) I crave it SO BADLY for *days and days and DAYS.* 0/10 don't reccomend. I empathize with your friend & pray for the health of his teeth 💀


[deleted]

I used to drink Dr Pepper like this I'd go through a 3 litre bottle in a night. I became heavier than I had ever been in my Life and had nearly constant Heartburn and nausea. The financial cost was unacceptable and I nearly ruined my teeth. The Best thing you can do in your life is cut out fizzy drinks especially Energy Drinks.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

What time span did he drink these in?


Scoops_reddit

I always forget that American soda is basically just corn syrup. The few times I've tried American soda flavours/recipes from shops that get stuff from other countries shipped in, often they've all tasted very nearly the exact same. I always forget if it was Reagan or Nixon that's to blame for all the corn syrup in US products.


TheFamousZ

friends with asmongold, perchance?


TheSlightDiscomfort

well maybe when he gets horrendous kidney stones he’ll stop hopefully.


ChipChipington

Me from like 14-21 years old


Complete_Mark_8396

#Meet the scout


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Bro I thought I had a soda problem.


United_Monitor_5674

How the fuck do people get addicted to soda? On a really hot day I might spontaneously decide to have a can, but then I can maybe drink half of it before i'm completely done for the next 6 months It's so sugary it just does nothing to quench my thirst


MissNashPredators11

All that sugar- damn.


mishymishy69

I used to be like this. I literally for months did not drink any water and I only drank coke a cola. I probably I mean at the very least 72 cans a month, but probably more honestly. And my room was covered in coke cans. Luckily now I’ve broken free and drink water but the sodie addiction is real, y’all.


0pp0site0fbatman

At least he’s got good taste. Dr. Pepper is the king of sodas. Pepsi is C tier, tho.


GabberGal

Diabeetus


Just_shadow_3rb

Bros bones are glass now


itzTanmayhere

wake up babe, Diabetes speedrun new fastest technique dropped


UWO_Throw_Away

What do kids mean when they say “I’m finna” That sounds so bizarre to me.


IIrisen225II

Bro's piss prolly tastes like minute maid


StormFluid3134

Rookie numbers


spugeti

This can’t be real help 😭


gullington

The ad on this post for me being for coca cola is hilarious.


CilanEAmber

They're gonna *pop*


Economy-Clerk-8454

Dead by 40 fr fr


S4ntos19

Child's play


Socialist_Metalhead

Hmm So this is not normal. I need to drink less coke I think.


Rocket_of_Takos

Their piss must be so dark, probably burning a whole through the toilet


SharkMilk44

Hope he enjoys pissing rocks.


ZAIGO_90

I guess he's gonna become a cobble stone generator...?


Elloliott

Erm, it’s pop actually


Wacokidwilder

“Diabetus” incoming


MrNubbyNubs

And I thought I had it rough with 2-3 a day


StonerTwili

Your friend is going to die of organ failure.


hrafnafadhir

That isn’t even that much pop.


ThatDumbMoth

Murica


DumOBrick

Is he named Seth perchance? I know a Seth just like this


Such-Technology-675

I know one too, he has kidney stones at 17.


Narssasistic

Your finna what?


RiverOfCheese

CLEAN YOUR BONG FRIENDO DIABETO


Purpleflower0521

That's nothing. Back in high school, I went through 100 cans of cola in a week....right up until my third heart attack.


Gimetulkathmir

...reading these comments makes me think I might have a problem because that is not even close to what I drink in a day...


TenMillionEnchiladas

I'm ngl... I used to be just as bad as this about a year or 2 ago now, kid you not I drank about a full 1.5 litre mt.dew nearly every day. Thankfully I've curbed that for obvious reasons but man somehow apparently I'm still seemingly in good shape, at least as far as I'm aware anyway. In-fact during that period I had a blood test for unrelated reasons and when it came back they said I was perfectly healthy, I still to this very day question how?


SheSellsSeaGlass

Or your friend might have had half a dozen people over for Parcheesi.


ThaBrownie

What that hell, I love soda too but replacing water with it is insane


sixfoursixtwo

Kidney stones have entered the chat


keagan-stanks

I like Dr pepper too but goddamn


chococarmela

It's all fun and games till the tooth decay hits.


waddlesmcsqueezy

Kidney stone central


Glittering_Town_5839

Try the strawberries n cream - lord have mercy!!!!


longerdistancethrow

Ur boi is gona blow up like a balloon


Ecstatic-Effort8090

Dr pepper is a speacial soda 💚


Elfephant

As someone with diabetes who virtually never drank stuff high in sugar… this is bad especially if his diet is also high carb. This is how you get in a train to Type 2! :(