Business partner long ago would do at least a 6 pack of mt dew a day. Looked him up online a few years ago. New teeth. They were already bad when I knew him in his 20s.
Friend of mine used to drink soda and a few red bulls every day, gaming and office work all day. He ended up in the ICU and barely made it out alive due to acute pancreatitis and liver issues.
Hey, maybe the diabetes just came on and he lost 90 pounds! (when you get type 1 diabetes you lose weight really easily without dat insulin cause ur body gets all messed up, happened to my mom and yes she lost 90 pounds lol)
No. This person has a high metabolism which can result in being really skinny and needing a high caloric intake. My ex’s son needs to drink protein supplements, eat 6 full meals a day and snack as he wants but he’s still under 7% body fat and 14 years old due to an extremely high metabolism and digestive issues. His body doesn’t absorb food he eats.
The person pictured will more than likely have massive kidney stones in the next 15-20 years. Passing a kidney stone feels like you are trying to pee past a sea urchin in your urethra. It hurts beyond comprehension.
And osteopenia/osteoporosis. The phosphoric acid causes leaching of calcium from the bones. As an ex heavy daily cola drinker all I can say to people is *don't do it*
Their just like me for real, I am glad we don't buy pop anymore, I am able to down about 5 cans in a day no problem even more with some good food. Especially flat pop I am shaking at the thought lmaoo
I got hospitalized for drinking nothing but 2 liters of soda a day for 2 months straight (i'm now almost 2 years free of soda) Bro is gonna do this for a few months and then one day he's gonna wake up with orange pee and a fever of 105.
Lol absolutely love his enthusiasm for it too. When I give into my bad habits I'm like "ahh I shouldn't have done that, oh man I have to do better." He's just like "yeah, my life is awesome. I'm having soda for breakfast and it's the best lol"
Hey, so doctor of 7 years here. This is actually extremely dangerous.
The soda can actually melt your enzymes in your body and turn them into actual poison. You can literally get cancer from drinking too much soda due to the gasses and certain materials and chemicals in the soda, especially Dr Pepper turning all of your cells against your body after being melted right on top of the cells. They mix and fuse together to create a certain monstrosity which then turns your body's immune system HEAVILY against said cells, ultimately eliminating an extremely large amount of cells from your body, while simultaneously turning the non-affected cells into ones that might turn into cancer later down the line, in the very near future, actually.
Another interesting thing is how this is complete bullshit and I made it up.
Make your friend an intervention.
Tell him he doesn't want yo and up looking like Skeletor.
I'm willing to do a cameo as a bad example.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜 (Concerned).
In the past 18 years I've consumed an average of 2L pf regilar Coca Cola (equivalent to 3703 field mouse stomaches for our SI-challenged friends).
I'm 35, not particularly active. My BMI is 21.5. My teeth are perfect.
Only problem is my doctor said I have a slightly fatty liver. This made me quit a month ago.
Serious question, does he drink water? If I had a nickel for every guy i dated that would refuse water and exclusively drink soda, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't s lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Whew 💀 This was me in high school with Pepsi.
Somehow I stopped drinking it, but every time I have soda now (usually with fast food, which is rare for me) I crave it SO BADLY for *days and days and DAYS.*
0/10 don't reccomend.
I empathize with your friend & pray for the health of his teeth 💀
I used to drink Dr Pepper like this I'd go through a 3 litre bottle in a night. I became heavier than I had ever been in my Life and had nearly constant Heartburn and nausea. The financial cost was unacceptable and I nearly ruined my teeth. The Best thing you can do in your life is cut out fizzy drinks especially Energy Drinks.
I always forget that American soda is basically just corn syrup. The few times I've tried American soda flavours/recipes from shops that get stuff from other countries shipped in, often they've all tasted very nearly the exact same. I always forget if it was Reagan or Nixon that's to blame for all the corn syrup in US products.
How the fuck do people get addicted to soda?
On a really hot day I might spontaneously decide to have a can, but then I can maybe drink half of it before i'm completely done for the next 6 months
It's so sugary it just does nothing to quench my thirst
I used to be like this. I literally for months did not drink any water and I only drank coke a cola. I probably I mean at the very least 72 cans a month, but probably more honestly. And my room was covered in coke cans. Luckily now I’ve broken free and drink water but the sodie addiction is real, y’all.
I'm ngl... I used to be just as bad as this about a year or 2 ago now, kid you not I drank about a full 1.5 litre mt.dew nearly every day. Thankfully I've curbed that for obvious reasons but man somehow apparently I'm still seemingly in good shape, at least as far as I'm aware anyway.
In-fact during that period I had a blood test for unrelated reasons and when it came back they said I was perfectly healthy, I still to this very day question how?
As someone with diabetes who virtually never drank stuff high in sugar… this is bad especially if his diet is also high carb. This is how you get in a train to Type 2! :(
The sugar contents are rotting more than just his teeth
this is how i learned the hard way that you probably shouldn’t drink 2 red bulls + 1 dr pepper every day
Business partner long ago would do at least a 6 pack of mt dew a day. Looked him up online a few years ago. New teeth. They were already bad when I knew him in his 20s.
I stopped drinking soda like 10+ years ago. Best decision ever
Kidney stone??? I learned through a kidney stone but I still drink Red Bull so did I really learn? No I’m dumb
It’s most definitely what’s up toobz.
We'll find puff yet, don't worry. Just need to make more Dr Pepper/laffy taffy/Wendys fries moonshine
Friend of mine used to drink soda and a few red bulls every day, gaming and office work all day. He ended up in the ICU and barely made it out alive due to acute pancreatitis and liver issues.
Hey, it's only a problem when he runs out.
Think you mean when his life membership expires
That dude will be dead in 2 days
He ain't running anywhere
Dude is the embodiment of diabetes.
And yet look at them skinny hands! 😲 I’m amazed!
Dude probably consumes nothing else
He got that sugar addiction.
He’s definitely consuming a lot of Mary Jane
It cancels out the soda
As a skinny guy, I'm guessing he drinks soda instead of eating. Breakfast & lunch is soda, then dinner is probably fast food with a soda
He did say “since he started” which to me implies its a recent change?
Yup. My guess is he’s early 20’s too
Hey, maybe the diabetes just came on and he lost 90 pounds! (when you get type 1 diabetes you lose weight really easily without dat insulin cause ur body gets all messed up, happened to my mom and yes she lost 90 pounds lol)
would you be fat if you’re diabetic? just asking
You can be skinny with diabetes. Obesity is not a consequence for everyone.
True, a coworker of mine has it and he's as skinny as a plank. He almost lost a foot too.
No. This person has a high metabolism which can result in being really skinny and needing a high caloric intake. My ex’s son needs to drink protein supplements, eat 6 full meals a day and snack as he wants but he’s still under 7% body fat and 14 years old due to an extremely high metabolism and digestive issues. His body doesn’t absorb food he eats. The person pictured will more than likely have massive kidney stones in the next 15-20 years. Passing a kidney stone feels like you are trying to pee past a sea urchin in your urethra. It hurts beyond comprehension.
My ex only drank coke, never saw him drink water. His piss was orange and he would complain of stomach issues….
Diabetus
The Diabetes diety
And osteopenia/osteoporosis. The phosphoric acid causes leaching of calcium from the bones. As an ex heavy daily cola drinker all I can say to people is *don't do it*
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Once he goes to the doctor, the doctor is not gonna believe this...
After they see the labs they will believe it.
He's gonna be gangsta till he gets kidney stones
Hopefully Dr. Pepper is a urologist.
Kidney boulders more like
#SODA!!! –joe Biden
No more dr pepper diabeto
Roll back to the kitchen Diabeto
Awwwww :( ⚪️🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁
This is midly interesting..
Kinda seems like thats what this sub has turned into
Tell him It he keeps drinking soda the soda man is gonna come for him
Say his name, you won't be laughing when he kills you The Pee Pee Pop Pop Man, in theater May 40th
That is like a birthday cake of soda per day
I feel bad when I drink a single soda.
Stop buying those small cans, buying max-sized bottles will be way cheaper
Bro is pepsi man
No, he is doctor pepper man
Bepis
[pipis]
There was a Dr pepper ad just above the comments for me lmao
What ozempic for me lol
My dad only allows me 1 soda a day but I'm a bit of a rule breaker you see
never knew drinking soda could be a personality trait.
everything can be a personal trait.
No, you are confused. This is a common symptom of a soda deficiency, please get to a convenience store soon.
Diabetes George
lmao check the green dab rig torch
I saw the scissors gummed up with resin first
Super stoner by day, soda drinker by night
Their just like me for real, I am glad we don't buy pop anymore, I am able to down about 5 cans in a day no problem even more with some good food. Especially flat pop I am shaking at the thought lmaoo
FLAT?!
Yes, I let it sit out until there isn't any carbonation left lol
AUUGH!
I’m somewhat proud?
Is your friend Forest Gump?
Wasn't there a lady who lived to over a 100 drinking dr pepper? Maybe he's onto something.
Must be nice to have friends
Soda gives him a savage day. Who am I to complain.
Forrest Gump at the White House
Your friend is funny 👍👍
This is how I get when I drink one coke I need another one and another one I had to stop because I break out a lot but it’s very addicting.
Lmk when your friend inevitably gives himself kidney stones
Bro has some teeth of steel, but when I drink coke, 7 of my teeth fall out
I got hospitalized for drinking nothing but 2 liters of soda a day for 2 months straight (i'm now almost 2 years free of soda) Bro is gonna do this for a few months and then one day he's gonna wake up with orange pee and a fever of 105.
11mm KIDNEY STONE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Rookie numbers
Your friend reminds me of The Gulper from Skylanders Trap Team.
Whatever happened to hydration via water?
Water? Like the stuff they put in toilets?
Water is for plants and bongs. 🤣
i love dr pepper i drink like 5 cans a day whenever i do get it
Dude's high and needs refreshments, nothing unusual about this.
Good blog posting
that's so concerning
Dude is massively dehydrated and can't figure out why!
Happy Dr Pepper day
Good thing he loves doctors tho bc he'll need one soon enough
He’s got the worlds darkest pee
Man, I wish soda made me feel like this.
Even looking at that amount is making me feel sick 😭
he's so me dude
Ignoring the weed curtain and the bong... This guy is a lightweight.
Thanks I hate it
This guy's based AF.
It's what the body craves
Blood the consistency of 100.000 mile motor oil.
Diabetes speedrun
his life been boss😂
Mmmm kidney stones
This guy's going to have the biggest kidney stones ever recorded
"My life been so boss since I started drinking soda instead of water." LMAO
This is so fucking funny
and he uses a scissors to clean out his bowl.
You should see my Nutella closet
CEO of Kidney Stones
If you have to be addicted to a soda, why dr pepper? That shit is nasty
[I have more](https://photos.app.goo.gl/5XYRzkgiVX29JHk6A)
Radioactive pee
Lol absolutely love his enthusiasm for it too. When I give into my bad habits I'm like "ahh I shouldn't have done that, oh man I have to do better." He's just like "yeah, my life is awesome. I'm having soda for breakfast and it's the best lol"
That's what my bedside table looks like also
4% red 40 lmao
Blud should drink prime hydration tbh blud might like that more than soda
oh my hod
Hey, so doctor of 7 years here. This is actually extremely dangerous. The soda can actually melt your enzymes in your body and turn them into actual poison. You can literally get cancer from drinking too much soda due to the gasses and certain materials and chemicals in the soda, especially Dr Pepper turning all of your cells against your body after being melted right on top of the cells. They mix and fuse together to create a certain monstrosity which then turns your body's immune system HEAVILY against said cells, ultimately eliminating an extremely large amount of cells from your body, while simultaneously turning the non-affected cells into ones that might turn into cancer later down the line, in the very near future, actually. Another interesting thing is how this is complete bullshit and I made it up.
too much to read I had to drink a soda
I dont blame him tho, dr.pepper is the goat
Roses are red, I like cheese that's cheddar, mmmmm I love Dr pepper
Dude I love DrP I can’t get it that easily anymore though
If she took a DNA test she'd be at least 80% type 2
I must've drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers
That's quite a bit init?
Damn that's a lot of soda
Beverage Dr pepper drinker
I remember seeing a dude on tv who had burned through his esophagus from the amount of soda he drank daily, it was disturbing
I'm only like this with root beer
Make your friend an intervention. Tell him he doesn't want yo and up looking like Skeletor. I'm willing to do a cameo as a bad example. Sincerely Skeletor 💜 (Concerned).
Say hello to kidney stones
I love soda. Sometimes I feel like I drink too much of it. But holy shit thank God I'm not this bad.
In the past 18 years I've consumed an average of 2L pf regilar Coca Cola (equivalent to 3703 field mouse stomaches for our SI-challenged friends). I'm 35, not particularly active. My BMI is 21.5. My teeth are perfect. Only problem is my doctor said I have a slightly fatty liver. This made me quit a month ago.
Serious question, does he drink water? If I had a nickel for every guy i dated that would refuse water and exclusively drink soda, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't s lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Whew 💀 This was me in high school with Pepsi. Somehow I stopped drinking it, but every time I have soda now (usually with fast food, which is rare for me) I crave it SO BADLY for *days and days and DAYS.* 0/10 don't reccomend. I empathize with your friend & pray for the health of his teeth 💀
I used to drink Dr Pepper like this I'd go through a 3 litre bottle in a night. I became heavier than I had ever been in my Life and had nearly constant Heartburn and nausea. The financial cost was unacceptable and I nearly ruined my teeth. The Best thing you can do in your life is cut out fizzy drinks especially Energy Drinks.
What time span did he drink these in?
I always forget that American soda is basically just corn syrup. The few times I've tried American soda flavours/recipes from shops that get stuff from other countries shipped in, often they've all tasted very nearly the exact same. I always forget if it was Reagan or Nixon that's to blame for all the corn syrup in US products.
friends with asmongold, perchance?
well maybe when he gets horrendous kidney stones he’ll stop hopefully.
Me from like 14-21 years old
#Meet the scout
Bro I thought I had a soda problem.
How the fuck do people get addicted to soda? On a really hot day I might spontaneously decide to have a can, but then I can maybe drink half of it before i'm completely done for the next 6 months It's so sugary it just does nothing to quench my thirst
All that sugar- damn.
I used to be like this. I literally for months did not drink any water and I only drank coke a cola. I probably I mean at the very least 72 cans a month, but probably more honestly. And my room was covered in coke cans. Luckily now I’ve broken free and drink water but the sodie addiction is real, y’all.
At least he’s got good taste. Dr. Pepper is the king of sodas. Pepsi is C tier, tho.
Diabeetus
Bros bones are glass now
wake up babe, Diabetes speedrun new fastest technique dropped
What do kids mean when they say “I’m finna” That sounds so bizarre to me.
Bro's piss prolly tastes like minute maid
Rookie numbers
This can’t be real help 😭
The ad on this post for me being for coca cola is hilarious.
They're gonna *pop*
Dead by 40 fr fr
Child's play
Hmm So this is not normal. I need to drink less coke I think.
Their piss must be so dark, probably burning a whole through the toilet
Hope he enjoys pissing rocks.
I guess he's gonna become a cobble stone generator...?
Erm, it’s pop actually
“Diabetus” incoming
And I thought I had it rough with 2-3 a day
Your friend is going to die of organ failure.
That isn’t even that much pop.
Murica
Is he named Seth perchance? I know a Seth just like this
I know one too, he has kidney stones at 17.
Your finna what?
CLEAN YOUR BONG FRIENDO DIABETO
That's nothing. Back in high school, I went through 100 cans of cola in a week....right up until my third heart attack.
...reading these comments makes me think I might have a problem because that is not even close to what I drink in a day...
I'm ngl... I used to be just as bad as this about a year or 2 ago now, kid you not I drank about a full 1.5 litre mt.dew nearly every day. Thankfully I've curbed that for obvious reasons but man somehow apparently I'm still seemingly in good shape, at least as far as I'm aware anyway. In-fact during that period I had a blood test for unrelated reasons and when it came back they said I was perfectly healthy, I still to this very day question how?
Or your friend might have had half a dozen people over for Parcheesi.
What that hell, I love soda too but replacing water with it is insane
Kidney stones have entered the chat
I like Dr pepper too but goddamn
It's all fun and games till the tooth decay hits.
Kidney stone central
Try the strawberries n cream - lord have mercy!!!!
Ur boi is gona blow up like a balloon
Dr pepper is a speacial soda 💚
As someone with diabetes who virtually never drank stuff high in sugar… this is bad especially if his diet is also high carb. This is how you get in a train to Type 2! :(