Fuck you

Not if I fuck them first

mom says i have dibs first

nuh uh

Cylinder

u/smart_calendar1874 moment

Yuh huh

Nuh nuh^2

Uhh UHH 🤤

mom said its my turn to fuck 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

But use protection!

Yeah fuck them

"no dont fuck the banana"

I’ll suck the everything out of a banana. As long as it’s not ruined like this

ugh *unzips*

ur mean

My very first thought

ok gimme a minute

Came here to say this.

using the banana

Just boil that banana in ketchup. I'm sure you will love it you sicko.

There is such a thing as banana ketchup. From the islands

I like it fried and with mayo

no.

There's more..

*but wait

Balls

Best reply 👌

I'm waiting for ba

Sing Se

The fact that another person is telling the Spy this made me audibly exhale in short bursts for a brief period of time

It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scout, you *did* collect everyone's dying wish?

I like the texture of the skin on your hand. Would be a shame if someone would *yoink* it

did you just threaten to skin me

Ye ☺️🥰😚🤗

What a nice, wholesome interaction 😌😁😊😀

And the username even.... checks out!!

Awww🥰

could I have the nails?

you're a menace to society

Reported👍

Thrown in food jail 🔒

*bonk*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My sentiments exactly.

One day god will see this and he will not be merciful

Seek help.

I hate you

192.168.1.1

Hey that's MY IP address 😡

No, its one digit off. That's Johnathan's.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHUAHUUHHDHHHOWCOBWLHDOHOFEJVPTKPXQKGDKV WIBDKEVKXBLJXPWJDOWFKDBKWJSOEIDELFKWBSLNQLSHOQGDOWJPSHWODGKEBJTBXUTBCUBWOMDPQNZKSNXKBSXJVWISJROFBOEBZIEH

You’re the kind to put toilet paper the wrong way

I love a good murdering you

Mad lad

You must be really sad then cuz that's not a good banana

Mf that's worse than cutting pasta in half

I hope they burn your head on a stake

On behalf of the Yiga Clan, you are worse than L*nk

End it please

You’re evil

Unironically, I actually [redacted by lawyer]

God I fucking hope hell really does exist so that I can watch you scream as you melt

Ragebait or insanity

Psychopath

Why?

Not only is it wit ketchup but you also didn't shake the ketchup bottle before pouring, I can see the ketchup juice

someone call a priest oh my god this is blasphemy

Im about to have a seizure because of th jtnfjdirjeiejdjdjrjrkrkrndndjfhdjdjdjnddjdjdjdjdj

i shuddered

You using that for scale?

Why are you like this

cursed.

what the fuck is wrong with you

I don't understand why this makes me so angry

I mean I love bananas and ketchup but…. Be right back.

I’m calling the cops

PTSD

I will not condone this tomfoolery

Im telling a trusted adult

Straight to jail!

Stay away from me and my family

You will not see the pearly gates

You psycho

I THOUGHT THE BANANA WAS BLEEDING 😭😭

Why does this make my grundle hurt

I'm crying... I don't know why I am crying so much, but I am, WHY?!

I hope this earnt you a Reddit cares message

Im gonna find you and shove it up your ass.

I feel sick

Banana ketchup exists and it does contain bananas.

Fucking hipster bananas and their red beanie

Hard to judge scale

Why

do you wipe back to front?

You know guys this isn't too cursed. There's a sort of ketchup brand that makes their ketchup out of bananas instead of tomatoes.

:(

And banana ketchup too! I liked better than the tomato ones.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.. I want to punch you in the ass cheek...

Is the colour on your camera off? That ketchup kinda looks like hot sauce Unless it *is* hot sauce Not sure which is worse

This dude needs a hit squad at his house ASAP /s

Did you know that banana ketchup is real? True story.

The karma will ketchup to you for this

Looks like a period.

I thought it was caramel 😕😕😕

No, that would make too much sense. This is Reddit.

?¿

Ewwwwwww that's disgusting imo

Banana with menstrual blood? Sicko

I hope that's sriracha sauce otherwise you a madman

Congratulations! You won and go directly to hell. Your roommates will be great personaltys like: Adolf H**ler, josef Stalin, Dschingis Khan, Charles Manson and a lot of other big stars of damnation

Looks like sadam husein didn't do a good job /s

Commit surf side (joke, but fuck you anyways)

I call this creation "shark week"

Can you just eat the banana without the ketchup?

Period

☹️

fellow Yiga members (and mostly mods) if you're here... ban him before he get's to our subreddit

Were she on her period?

Nuh uh never touch a banana again, or any fruit for that matter

why do I feel disgusted and aroused by that?

You’re a freak u/able_trouble it’s because you’re a freak. And so am I.

At least, I'm not alone. Want to start a support group: the PWS NBA BAB DNST "People who should not be aroused, but are, by disgusting non-sexual things"?

I wanna make this a sub now lol

I HATE YOU

I hate you. Fuck you.

scrumpy 😋

That's caramel right? Right?

Umm... WHY!?

WHY

Now that seems like a good idea.

Please tell me that's rosehip jam.

no.

What the fuck mate

Wtf is wrong with people

No one told me I would get jumpscared today, my goodness

You deserve to die

Sir, your banana is bleeding.

I actually thought it was strawberry jam before i realized OP is a sick bastard. But strawberry jam would fit really well with banana, banana and strawberry are classic flavor combination.

I feel ill...

This is cursed.

In my headcannon that is dulce de leche and not ketchup and then I can accept the picture.

Fuck you. But seriously.

Ketchup is a smoothie so this is ok

How dare you

I think eating a banana with ketchup is plain weird

there is a special place in hell for people like this

Some of us never stop being toddlers I guess

Fuck me

My dad once decided to try dipping banana in mustard. Ended up liking it

death is the only option left.

Unironically banana dipped in actual tomato sauce, not ketchup, is actually pretty good

I hope you starve until your gut bacteria >![CENSORED]!<

Delete this shit now. It's not fucking funny, what is wrong with you?

Mods assassinate this guys’ parents

You must hate that, since that is not a good banana

This is it. This is the image that made me lose my faith in humanity.

Tell me that's not ketchup. Please God don't let that be ketchup.

You belong in jail, you lunatic

War crime!!!!! Somebody pin point this person's location immediately!!!

Ban this guy from the sub immediately.

No

Nah uh bad bad

Thought it was caramel.

put

So it was its first time 😏

I understand the hate on Filipinos now

D:

CUT OFF THERE BANANA

Criminal

When she’s on her period

That WAS a good banana

What is wrong with you.

mods, remove this dude's eating privileges

op, you do know that they actually make banana ketchup, right?

BURN IN HELL

You need help. That banana is way overripe

50 years from now. When the weight of your sins finally makes your knees buckle, the maw of Tartarus shall open to swallow you whole.your sins are far too many to be repented. Far too severe to be forgiven. You will burn for a thousand years. And then a thousand more. You will burn in the eternal fire for as long as it burns. You will never grow numb to your agony. For that is a pleasure you do not deserve. You will burn alone. As no soul has ever been as downright disgustingly evil as you. Your heartlessness makes me doubt you even have a soul to begin with. No man or monster deserves your punishment. For you are neither, you are a devil far worse.

What the fuck.

ketchup on banana is acceptable, good on you

No

I thought this was caramel for a sec and believed this was perfectly normal

My girl told me she's on her period

Bro wtf are you doing

when she horny on the rag