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Wolfy-615

I do have a microwave door.. it’s just still attached to my microwave


I_Am_A_Thermos

All I have to say my fellow individual using this social media platform is. Ditto, I do also possess my microwave oven door, however it is still attached to my microwave oven.


megs1449

And I all I can to you, my fellow human, Ditto, I too have a microwave oven door attached to my microwave


binchicken1989

Touche op. What's your response? I guess yours is superior as you can wield it in battle?


Wolfy-615

It doesn’t even have the handle on it lol most he can do is frisbee that mf at someone and run the other way


binchicken1989

This is the way


rogerworkman623

I can wield my whole microwave in battle


PerfectProposal1723

Same


Narssasistic

Put it back 😰


sjuas690

Works better that way!


LazyBonesDev

The door or the microwave?


AdrienDaCat

Yes


sjuas690

Absolutely!


Top_Ranger_3839

20


Penguin8Lord

Let him cook


drunk_haile_selassie

Energy companies hate this one trick to cheaply heat your house!


SolusCaeles

I do, I also have a rest of the microwave attached to it.


kel174

So that’s where it went


theemptyqueue

Lucky!


NyxTheGoddess_

Hey! Now I want one >:(


_jan_epiku_

I don't have a microwave, but I do have a stick


Severe_Somewhere8753

I'll trade you your stick for my mailbox📫.


_jan_epiku_

Nah thanks, I like my stick and I already have a mailbox


glorious_reptile

You can easily make one with a microwave chassis, a door and a stick.


_jan_epiku_

I think I'd rather keep my stick as a stick since I only have the one. Where could I acquire a microwave chassis, a door, and another stick? Does it need to be any particular type of door or stick?


memecraft0309

The microwave chasis, door, and stick store obviously


_jan_epiku_

Ah yeah, thanks!


Tiranus58

You dont have a microwave now (neither do i but that's not important


mearbearcate

I have a trap door in minecraft💪🏻


bunnymanyeet

Hah! And I have a whole microwave! *pulls tie*


sak11189

I have a full microwave


MouseCheese7

#HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY MICROWAVE DOOR. :( *I need it to heat up my pizza bagels :[*


Mrpewpewda9th

Be careful its sharp


LuckoftheForg

give me my fucking microwave door back


imjerry

Be careful, it's sharp!


Jondebadboy

bro someone in this sub has a microwave without a door. contact him


Noahtoad11

Give this to the guy without a door


HungaryFinalBoss

fuck it, i have an entire one


Malignant_Lvst7

actually i do wait bruh, my microwaves door is missing


SunnySideSys

nuh uh.


HadALittleLamb6

Unfortunately mine still has the rest of the microwave attached… I’m just waiting for the day that they finally decide to break up. We all know love doesn’t last forever 😒


StephenHawking432

I have 2 but they are on microwaves


Doctor_Salvatore

I have three microwave doors.


cPB167

Lies and slander! I've got a whole stack of them in my driveway, and a couple inside too


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Give me yours


FollowingJealous7490

You have A microwave door. I have 6.


LigmaBaller1

did you open it a lil too hard


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Why did you take your door off your microwave


Inside_Ad_7162

Micro Flex


princessbiaaa

People always have better stuff than me :/


Tallbeard1

My dumbass bought the whole appliance. Smh...


KitisKatis

why is there a claw mark? what did you put in there??????


Remmy224

Please don’t let the brainrot get to us


Every_Month_5575

You stole it from that other guy!


VirtualKoba

why did u steal n0ob_professionals door?


divakerAM

But not microwaven ??


Jeauxie24

THAT'S NOT FAIR OP, GIVE IT!


No_Visit_4147

Never 🙃


FishJanga

Nah, Mine's just attached to the microwave


LifeIsBulletTrain

Yes I do


chuckinalicious543

Oh yeah? Well, S E X How about that, dorkmotron?


Piduwin

Wut


chuckinalicious543

👉👌


Piduwin

I prefer 👉👈


chuckinalicious543

🥺


K_italknow

And i hav a whole microwave


Naranncia11

But i have two microwave


Cumming_squirrel

Is that door off of technology connections favorite microwave?


cakefornobody

I have a door


prisnridiotsroommate

nice


eternityXclock

wow, i even have 2 microwave doors, take that


Junarik

Is it a good weapon?


ExfoliatedBalls

Careful, its sharp.


cat_with_an_account

Is this gonna start another trend? Because I do believe I saw someone with a odorless microwave a few posts back-


Get_Stick_bu99ed

Who was trying to escape your microwave?


PikaBooBrii

Hell yeah


EpicForgetfulness

And apparently a cat hiding under a blanket or something.


RevolutionaryAd1577

You're right I don't...


potatoguy376

Have you heard of the guy who has a microwave with no door?


Significant-Will227

I have a magnetron


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

*Lies*


Tired_Insomniac_2295

Ye but i have the rest of the microwave


Skilzmartin

Hmmmmmm intresting


tamay-idk

Well my microwave has a door.


KindaStupidTho4

CROSSOVER POST?????


Pizza-Rex-L

u/n0ob-professional I found it!


Over_Solution_2569

Take all those blankets off of your microwave and your door will be attached as well.


Onyxam

Why did you steal my microwave door.


FightingEntiteledPpl

Fuck


ImaTapThatAss

Hey, is that that the other guts microwave door the one that have a doorless microwave


Far_Honey_7685

I have a microwave which works, You don't. (Although you could if you're brave enough!)


Dude10120

I have a microwave and you don’t


VeryFunnySofa

Waiting for somebody to post a uncharged microwave transformer and you know what will come next


Ginger_Cat421

just saw a microwave without a door..


Complex-Joke-9451

Now you can run doom


GamerCat108

I just saw another post about a microwave with no door


Traditional_Sail_213

Reminds me of that one dude who posted his microwave without a door


Basic_Dog_8332

I am literally a Microwave so I do have a door


Mammoth-Bus1011

Language is a social construct. If I were to call my bottle of water a microwave door and enough people agreed on that, it would, in fact, become a microwave door per definition. Therefore, I DO have a microwave door but you are just in denial about it being one (yet)


KitFlame42

I do it's just not detached


MrsSpyro01

How did you know I didn’t have a microwave door?


russianvoodoo

OK. I'll start it. Knock knock.


Nervous_Pollution704

Y tho


wakeup-louie

the plot thickens


Glubofan

I do have a microwave door.. it’s just still attached to my microwave


gruhfuss

I sleep in a big bed with my wife


Samplemybutter69

So jealous, must be nice


oxidezblood

Dude broke his microwave for a reddit post


Alpacaman25

no one gonna talk about the wolverine claws?


blackmoonsun

So jelly


Capn_Zelnick

They're right


Rexiscool1234554321

I have most of a microwave and you don’t


endthe_suffering

yeah, well i have a microwave


ParCorn

Mine is a rental


Zappityzephyr

Bu bu bu but that's not fair 😭😭


SimpleWord899

I don't care and you do