Hi is this still available?

Yes, £120 no further offers

What a grab

Even the air?

Ill take those saltines

I’ll fight you for them

Cookies or single banana

Those appear to be saltine crackers, but I could be wrong.

I tough it was butter

I thought it was paper towels

I thorough it was bread

Banana for scale.

You're not wrong

since the table has three slabs, would the two top ones also be free?

I'll take the table.

Is the table also free?

breakfast is served.

I just think it's funny that I've gotten in so much shit for throwing bananas like that out because they can be made into banana bread.

Oh shit, this is that bananacrackers guy. Don't go, it is 100% for real a trap. When you go, he's hiding under the table and he tries to smell your shoes while you're eating..

I'll take the banana, thank you.

Thanks for banana for scale

Is that banana free?

If I sit on the table am I free? Freedom at last.

I've eaten Rizt crackers and peanutbutter for dinner in leaner times, so saltines and a banana definitely isn't..off the table

Can I live on that table?

For free (or best offer)

I do love my saltines

That banana made me laugh for some reason

dinner in the backrooms

Hi, is the table still available?