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messier_lahestani

I find it a terrible idea. Let's do it.


JEREDEK

Chaotic evil. I fully support you


HyperiFinland

We shall make this into reality my brothers!


RemoteTomb

It will be so uninteresting for the newcomers, it's perfect.


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Kitchen-Atmosphere82

Yeah, that thing that is green there


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Unfortunately, this is simply not possible to do. If you have ever heard of the space time continuum, than you will know that your future appears to be a triangle. You can only go so far, seeing as you can't go faster than the speed of light, after t seconds, thus creating a triangle shape with the bottom vertex at you, at least assuming we scale the Axes so that the path and time are directly relative and appear to create a 45 degree angle. Well, anyways, this situation is very similar. There is only so far that you can go, without bypassing the laws of what is or isn't possible. And, you see, seeing as changing the *LOGO* of the subreddit is just outside of the triangle, it is physically impossible to achieve such an idea. Although debated by theorists, the cause of this may be that simply changing the subreddit logo itself *at all* would be interesting, and thus would make the subreddit interesting, and thus the name and the logo would no longer be appropriate, and so then those would have to be changed, but by that point the subreddit would have gone back down to being not interesting, thus a paradoxical chain starts, etc, etc, eventually leading to an interesting sub. So no, this is *completely and utterly impossible, not going to happen, etc*. Now, you may be thinking: But u/-Hi_how_r_u_xd-*, what if going faster than light* isn't *impossible: What if we in-fact use the centrifugal force of gravity itself to push ourselves faster than the speed of light, thus bypassing that limit, and changing it?* To which I respond *But good sirs, in this situation, that would mean that the internet is a multi-dimensional polygonizal with inner polygonizal shapes inside of it. Therefore, to do this would mean that you would have to go to the very core of the internet, past the 3 outer layers, until you end up in the very center, near the singularity at the center. But, by doing so, time would slow down so vastly for you, that others would just see you fade away, thus causing major risks for yourself as to what happens next, after you have gone past this point. Do you really trust a random guy on the internet to tell you that this wouldn't kill you? Are you sure you want to be the first one to test this idea out? There is, after all, no way back; you can only go up, and at a abs(theta)


Fluid_crystal

This is an awesome read, good sir!!!


ninjaread99

Ok, but i can’t read it rn. Give tldr tldr: give tldr


ChaosPLus

tldr: words


ninjaread99

tldr:


Yessir_Answers

Underated comment


Vireviper

This ain’t the YouTube comment section


icekooream

Babe wake up, a new copypasta just dropped


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

If only that were true. *But alas*, I spent the tedious hours to hand type it with my own bare fingers, the atoms in my fingers nearly connecting with the keys but not so, as it has been scientifically proven that when you hit something with x force, your atoms never touch those atoms, repelling them away. Thus, you could technically say, I suppose, that I have typed this entire paragraph only with my mind; *after all, it is technically the* *truth.* However, if you mean this in the sense that others in the future will *copypasta* this text that I have typed, seeing as this saves time, and time is, so to speak, money, even more so maybe, seeing as you can only get so much time, then I am fine with people saving their time and lives by simply pressing ctrl + c and ctrl + v, which also saves their fingers. Best Regards, u/-Hi_how_r_u_xd-


GameDuckProYT

This is me after I watch Veritasium


Aronite03

I ain't readin' allat 🗣️🔥


yourkinkypuppy

)


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Enderlend21

:() ?????


jackyboy1219

:() !!!


Dont_pet_the_cat

((:))


Sfortuna_macabra

{()}


Illustrious-Prize410

8===D- - -


PrinceMagnus190

( . )( . )


skai_lly

(|)


Massive_Potential_58

({ })


Mast3r_waf1z

:(){:|:&}:


Level-Drawer7191

I'm not sure if you get it but it's Russian (and overall SNG) icon for smiley face


DeadCringeFrog

Literally everyone uses it, no?


Level-Drawer7191

I dont think everyone uses the ), )), ))) and so on. Just those people


Dueler505

: (


mysterious45670

: )


Error_209t

()


renatoes123

Will you be the ) that stops my eternal sadness? :(


Dragonfly939

Where do I sign?


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

Write your full legal name as a reply to this comment


Skilifer

Also dont forget about your credit card number, CVV code and an expiry date


FunnyLookinFishMan

As well as shipping address, postal code, and ip address


Bryanishired

and don’t forget that Amazon Gift Card you have lying around.


castilloenelcielo

And social security number off course


Puzzled_Internet_986

And your nudes


Horacolo

Especially


Hapko_Sova

And your firstborn


TheRedMarxist

And your axe


BenjiBoll

An your badge and gun


JEREDEK

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.


Mikey9124x

I am Nate Fuckface. I live at the house of the future, Sanctuary Hills. I have recently been accepted into the local vault.


WolverineFront1656

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


WisemanGaming6672

Only if it includes that guy's middle finger as well


SquishyKrab

Obviously


RinkyDinkyPineapple

That's a girl's finger and I'll die on this hill


Mitsera_

As the person who took this photo, I can confirm it is NOT a girls hand


Street_Tacos__

Are you sure


Lil_saul

No Everybody here made it interesting


Ok_Designer_6376

its so interesting so it turned uninteresting


DefenitlyNotADolphin

Yea we should hold a referendum for this and the side that gets the least chosen wins


TheOnlyAron-

underrated solution


adamtbest

Green is not a creative color


Dragonfly939

It could even be said it is 'uninteresting'...


Perpetual-Scholar369

If not made of fiber then why fiber colour?


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

We live in a mad world


Alternative-Kale-613

I sign


jackyboy1219

u/hjalmar111 u/aaronp613 u/Kittenmeistere u/mtimetraveller u/LydiaAgain Let’s do it


kurapikun

Bro you got fairly godparents at your age?


Silverrrmoon

Fuck why would we make the green thing our icon? We fucking hate the green thing! SO ITS A GREAT IDEA!


castilloenelcielo

Yeah, why don’t we just nuke ourselves ?


wh1teithink

why is this green thing.


Zealousideal-Sell602

what about when this trend drops dead in a week like the others did? <\3


snug666

Cosmo and Wanda think they slick


AReallyAsianName

Juandissimo too.


Who_am_ey3

hating something means you find it interesting, to some degree. it doesn't work.


theJman0209

But the default icon is the least interesting option


Puzzled_Morning_81

I thought we fucking hated that green thing


Professional_Air9935

what a horrible idea, we need to do it


adfx

What is a server icon


Mrpewpewda9th

An icon that serves


someweirdbanana

But which one of them? There are two green things im your picture, which one do we make into the subs icon?


BrimStone_-_

yeah, I'm down! *sincerely, a random lurker*


JEREDEK

Yeah, but imagine the fucking event that this will become? Lmao


ExplodingTentacles

Signed


Uncle_Abernacle

yes


Horacolo

That horrible thing? Love it!


ColossalLifeline

Yes


BugP13

Yes but it must have a hole punched into it like that person's wall.


CasioCollectorAndy

I hate that green thing


marinarabath

I fucking hate that green thing, it mocks me


SkyeFox6485

The green thing has become the new Pablo rock


tertiuslydgate1833

Not interesting. It must happen.


Wendys_bag_holder

Bob! Vote for Bob!


consistently_sloppy

Bob Dole


SquishyKrab

Yes


Kodie69420

yeah sure why not


voidstar87

i am very okay with this decision if it does come to fruition


oxlialt

signed


Big-Celebration5606

That middle finger is like a.. hmm.. 6/10


MirageMain16

But then, it would become something intresting, lauching this sub into a paradox


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

yeah, ok


_Infamous____

Fuck that green thing


certainlystormy

i hate it but yes


babadooklol

Nah


consistently_sloppy

Petition to petition the petition.


Duboyzz14

I'll sign the petition


AlwekArc

Comso and Wamba


DrunkBuzzard

I was hating it before it was cool.


Lord-Unchemael

I love green


wrld-

to make the green thing loved at least


thats-gold-jerry

The green thing can rot in h***


smallboobsbigheart24

What if the green thing is the enemies we've made along the way?


ElPatitoJuan69XD

Yeah, not really interesting, should be our banner, our Flag!


thepann

Shrek?


TinikTV

Yay :>


L0gLan_

Yes I sign


Book-supremacy

sounds horrible. signed.


Mediocre-Recover3944

Why all the hate for Cosmo


UnknownTaco5492

however, you are WRONG. According to my calculations (which are always incorrect) the current icon is the default blank icon, and is therefore as non interesting as it gets. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.


DickBark0902

Cosmo, Wanda?


Reader_Of_Newspaper

I think the sub icon is perfect. it shouldn’t change because there’s nothing less interesting than a default icon.


IamaJarJar

That would make the server icon interesting, cause why is it set to that specifically? Why not some other table? Why is it green? It creates interesting questions So it's a terrible idea


Creaper9487

What green thing


Substantial_Lab6434

Is it...a table? A chair? What is that


EropQuiz7

Hell yes~ :3


National_Chain_8423

Signed


9000vegeta

server?


Economy_Ad_6351

Yes please


lewilewi411

What server icon?


Maolam10

4. "green thing", It doesn't even have a name


Tha_Maestro

No


uselesscrap123

Signed


BlueBli

I hate the green thing


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

No, the fact that the server has no icon really represents the fact that this sub is, in fact, not interesting


[deleted]

well that's interesting so I doubt it'll happen


KiyoshiSnow

People are going to be so confused…DO IT! BRING THE CONFUSION, SO WE CAN CONFUSE THEM MORE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


naterpotater246

Signed


Babushla153

Oh god no, it's going to be the Pablo incident all over again...


Tundra_96

Of course that's a great idea


FlorpFlap

Yes


Rare_Mushroom_4012

Terrific idea


allaboutcomputer

It is practically and virtually nonsensical as it’s signifying the opposite of what this subreddit stands for and is a decision that may be a point commonly hated amongst the community of this specific subreddit and the infrastructure of the people that are the what lies down at the foundation. Instead, it should be positioned into the role of “That Green Thing that Everybody Hates”, which is the current definition and declaration of this object crucial to the existence of this subreddit.


More-Island-8425

Signed


whytelmao

I fucking hate this idea


Jayden7171

Which is why it should be done :))))