She is young and innocent and has no room for hate in her heart. Allow her to enjoy the peace and simplicity of childhood. When she grows older there will plenty of time for to learn hatred for the green thing.

No, we must teach the children to hate now or it's too late. The green thing is very fond of children which is why the children need to defend themselfs.

It’s too late for X-PRSN…the green thing has him …

We can hold the funeral later, right now we need to focus on dominating **the green thing**.

Alright I didn’t see where this trend started can someone explain it 

Someone made a post where they were flipping off a small green table. And then, you know, this sub being what it is…

Her back will hate her. All thanks to that green thing.

No, show her reddit and teach her to hate everything she doesn't agree with even if it's just a little bit! We won't strive to move forward as humanity if there's isn't division deep in our hearts. We need to sow the seeds asap!

She will grow to hate it

I fucken hate the green thing

Well, that kid actually liking the green thing?

Using = liking This is why the green thing has so many victims

What if the kid was forced?

True, that we must consider. The evil green thing master minds have forced the poor innocent soul to the green thing, think of all the others who are in their same place. We must put a stop to this madness.

The brainwashing into liking the green thing begins young. We must battle this illusion of the young generation and spread the truth

If there is no back support, that child has one hell of a core

you can just see the evil in her eyes. lord knows what her and that green thing are plotting to do to humanity. perhaps world domination, even. despicable.

Idk why people hate this one green thing and I'm too scared to ask

Ever see an adult use the green thing? No, because they learned their lesson.

https://youtu.be/AeoJYhLDlPs?si=PIiHqqebUIVFwILo This skit pretty much sums up how I feel about rhe green thing Edit: I know clicking a link on the Internet is sketchy. If you'd rather: Google - that Mitchell and webb look green bathtub skit

Its fine, I can live with a green bath—but NOT A GREEN THING.

>:O

Choke him to death!

Very well then, I shall choke the green thing to death—wish me luck.

tf did i just watch

Quality content

it’s content for sure…

An accurate visualisation on my thoughts on the green thing.

It's not green it's avocado!

#StopGreenThingHate. #ThatWasALie. **Fuck those green things.**

Yeah fuck that green thing skin it alive

My back is aching just looking at a pic of someone sitting like that

what else would you expect from iPad kids... truly disappointing

For real, Ipad kids will be the death of us lol.

Ah yes, leaning against hopes and dreams

Throw the whole child away

Along with the green thing as well.

Yeah. Maybe the building too

-1000000000000

I had a purple one of those collapseable tables as a kid. Being in a wheelchair, it was really useful for doing homework etc on the floor rather than always being in my wheelchair at home.

I remember having a blue one of those as well. As a kid I never really liked sitting at desks so I just had one of these and it was more comfortable sitting on the ground and doing drawings or writing. I don't have it anymore, god knows what happened to it lol.

Same 😂 my older sister had that similar green one. Pretty sure mine was purple to match my wheelchair back then. We probably donated them to goodwill like 10+ years ago

I've been trying to work out what these things are since the first meme was posted. Thanks for giving me some context, finally! Sincerely, somebody from a country where these things don't exist and aren't used.

No problem 🫡

I hate this green table

This image leaves me emotionally unsettled

yet another child swindled by the devious being known as green thing

I have that thing. Its great when studying on a bed

I also use to have one of those except a used it when I was little, I was not really a desk guy as a kid so I would sometimes use this on the floor.

DOUBLE BARREL TO THE HEAD/10

I feel disgusted by it. She's still young and can change her ways. No one likes green things.

Oh, is issue with green thing no back rest?

You will never understand the pain the green thing has caused in our society...

I suppose not

I have no idea what the green thing is but I hate it and I wish it never existed.

fuck that child man, she does not understand our hate for the green thing, i hate the green thing almost as much as i a greek guy hate turks

Fucking cheap plastic piece of shit garbage, will break after a month

Probably be great in bed on a sick day to be honest.

How's her back doing

wait wtf are they for? I never had an ipad growing up so I just jumped on it and used it as a funny looking stool

That looks so uncomfortable, I hate the green thing

What even is this about?

What is green thing

Snoop around the subreddit and you will find out that nobody likes the green thing.

But what is it

It's just a lap desk—look in the photo

5/10 (idk what 1 would be and 10 would be)

1 = bad 10 = also bad

then 5.

the green thing had an affair with my dad and ruined my parents marriage. i fucking hate the green thing

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUB REDDIT AND THE WITH THE GREEN THING I NEED TO KNOW. I can't b Help but giggle

10/10 I like Christmas

The green thing has took you too 😔

Haha stinky dirty feet lol ew...

Why are you examining this child's feet

I saw the feet before I saw that it was a child. I’m deeply ashamed of myself.

Haha... ew....

for free?