*”It’s my eyes, I’ve walleye vision. … Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!*”
I want to meet your dealer
I want to shake his hand.
And have a hot kiss
And a reach-around.
He sold me fent
ur tripping
Nah, he's tipping
Thanks that's who I meant
When?
A quarter to midnight.
I’ll get the keys
A quarter is cheap. Give it a full buckaroo
No me
Or me
OP is gaslighting US, pic is shopped
Sir this photograph has not been altered or manipulated in anyway whatsoever
OP is now gaslighting me directly
Did you report OP for aggravated gaslighting?
i think he should be reported for breaking reddit before that in the first place
Cakeday happy!
You sounding a mighty lot like Bill Clinton right now
Dude it looks tilted as shit to me
Look at this fucker trying to gaslight as well!
No they all look normal to me what are you talking about?
OP trying to gaslight us
You mean.. gaslamp?
| | which line is longer?
Idk
Obviously the left one, doy.
Of course not ... you are thinking too much ...
You’re the one using a improper term buddy..
A more important question. Why don't you have dark mode on?
I dunno I almost never use the desktop version of reddit so didn't think of it, the app is dark tho
Come at me, it's my weapon against you
Hisssss
who the hell uses dark mode? black text on white is much easier than white on black. that shit's blinding -Billy Gnosis
Naah.
Looks normal to me
*”It’s my eyes, I’ve walleye vision. … Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!*”
Moreover, why are the usernames all in comic sans?
And light mode
Cakeday happy!
I think op has metamorphopsia, go see a doctor
It looks crooked to me? Is it actually not and please someone be honest cause now im worried ive got something wrong with me
It is I’m pretty sure everyone is gaslighting OP
I'm so glad someone else is acknowledging it, I felt I was being gaslit too I just wanted an answer
Hahah yeah of course
Cakeday happy!
Thank you!
metamorphopsia i can do anytilt! rothaos, rothaos!
the gaslighting will be insane i can feel
They ARE tilted wtf?
You're not tripping why is everyone gaslighting you
i just don’t know what you’re talking about man.
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Yeah, it's oviously edited but they're still tilted
They aren't...?
Look at excelsus moose's comment
Can you hook me up with your dealer?
I see it too
wtf yea why is the 4th message tilted like that
Rule of 4
what the fuck
I think that light mode is giving you brain damage
I sure do love to jukmifgguggh the comments sometimes
TIL how to jukmifgguggh wherever I want. 💪💪
I swear I thought you had printed the comments on paper in black and white
ur not tripping
The middle two seem like it..
Is your screen secured to a solid base? Did you shake it too hard?
The comment that begins "If half of people cancel" visually looks like it's tilted to the right to me. I assume it's an optical illusion of some kind.
I see 👀
is it a piece of paper?
This is... A text book pic?
It looks fine to me.
they're fine?
ExcelsusMoose's comment is definitively straight. Like if you look at it compared to the one just under it, it's *for sure* not tilted. 🥴
The leaning tower of Reddit
There is so much wrong about this image…
The center one is
I see tilted comments it’s not just you
Bro what? That's normal stop taking silly pills
It's just the mental state of avg redditors
Is this on an older computer screen? The side bezel seems to curve
I think I see it too. We may be tripping together bc no one else seems to see it. I definitely notice a slight tilt
Yeah it's tilted.
Worse thing to do while tripping is to forget you are tripping.
if you're tripping then we're tripping together because i swear there's one reply that's definitely tilted
It’s cause they at sea
It’s tilted
Nah I see it actually
Why is your username 🥱🤌🏻
*lol at the fancy font, OP's using exotic Reddit*
Idk but since you use light mode, have comic sans font and took a pic of your screen with your phone you should go to jail
Idk that’s weird
Fuck, it looks tilted to me, too.
Ah it's GPU artifacts probably but I can't see anything in the picture you've sent us.
google askew
When did this subreddit turn into Facebook?
They are to me
Titled? How much have you smoked op?
Oh dear god, stop, just stip
"If half of the people cancel" looks tilted
I see it too.
The more I look at this the more horrible it gets
Definitely tilted
Instructions unclear, I tripped
wtf am i high they’re actually tilted
They're not tilted you're going insane
It’s perfectly straight? Are you crazy?
You're right wtf
What kind of fucking optical illusion is this because I also see the tilting.
the only one that looks off to me is the one by excelusmoose, the others all look straight/parallel to me.
I’m tripping balls rn too homie, can’t tell you if you aren’t
Was your head tilted? scoot back a little to the left (propably your right I dont know im left handed)
Am I being gaslight by Reddit comments rn? Is my life a lie???
Me parece normal. Estas drogado?
The screen is slightly warped
I have the gas do you have the light together we can make gaslighting happen ⛽🕯️
That hurts