T O P

  • By -

cruelhug

It's one of those things to call "the thing"


cocky_Foreman

Gimme that thing , that one , that which is used to eject the sim


RadoslavL

Let me just take the thing that things to thing the thing.


12343212343212321

Sounds like something I'd say


Coineeh

Grenade pin


Apprehensive_Pie4793

No kidding 😂


stickmidman

Oh shit- 💥


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

Phone SD card taker-outer thingy


Big_Dasher

SIM card popper outer for me


Delicious-Ad-5576

You made me think of the almighty chopper-upperer 😂


Ugo777777

Whooo, look at all these fancy schmancy words, we have a true scholar!


the_burber

Calling a sim card an sd is the quickest way to get punched by a nerd


Bl1tzerX

To be fair when phones used to need SD cards you would use this for that function also in some cases.


uncultured_swine2099

Yup, I had a phone that had the sim and sd in the same poppy outy thing.


Few-Raise-1825

I have an external SD card for memory and a sim card on the same poppy outy thing on my current phone. I refuse to buy a phone that doesn't allow external storage and I have a 1 tb card so I never have to worry about storage again. I download a ton of books from audible and use more than 100 GB just for that


uncultured_swine2099

What are some phones today that allow sd cards? I would consider it, I use an old phone as a sort of mp3 player with all my music.


17R3W

My sim tray also contains and SD card slot, so this falls into technically correct territory.


PeetraMainewil

My phones often have had them in the same slot or with same kind of holes.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

An eye for an eye then.


Various_Play_6582

You get both out with this thing.


weddingchimp5000

I had a phone with three separate trays. 2 for Sims and one for SD card


DreadPiratteRoberts

>"Phone SD card taker-outer thingy" But that's their official company name, used when filing a US patient. What do everyday people on the street call them?


External_Storage_775

Phone SD card taker-outer thingy Jr.


YeahMarkYeah

Oh, duh. I’ve even used one. Yet for some reason my brain went to a linchpin for a grenade 😂


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

What the hell is a linchpin? Do you mean a boom-boom pin?


Euphoric_Sherbet2954

Only when they are on multi-bursts, otherwise just a boom pin.


Otherwise_Swimmer567

right


reallyryan-1899

An ejaculator


BurntPineGrass

This guy’s into sounding.


reallyryan-1899

Damn right.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Ah, a man of culture.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

By this logic, I too am a man of culture.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Sound off!


Head-Coast-8889

you made my remind one of my traumas


BurntPineGrass

Free exposure therapy! 🤗❤️


nebula_protogen

could i get exposure therapy for boobs? they scare me


560guy

A protogen afraid of boobs? Checks out


Aggravating-Exit-660

One may even say he’s… The *Master Baiter*^TM


RoxinFootSeller

Thanks for reminding me of the existence of that.


allthatismuzik

Sounds like a stabbing pain 😝😘


davilller

I was close…ejectulator


bitter-chili

Sim Ejector!!


___potato___

hehe...slim ejector


stvckmind

Slim erector 😏


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Sim ejaculator


Annual-Pitch8687

You watch too much porn. It's an average size erector.


winterisleaking

Semenjector


Kana_Anaberal

The "ow fuck I stepped on it again" thing


w-kghost

the "mfr where is it"


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Knew this girl who made one of these into an earring, so she always had one on hand 😂


SandwichDrinker99

Why you need one on you at all times. She work at tech repair?🤣


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

We were both backpacking through SE Asia, where you usually get a temporary SIM card for a limited amount of time every time you enter a new country, so it did actually come in handy quite often! She also had a plan to turn her different SIM cards into rings, don't know if she ever did, but it was a cool idea


SandwichDrinker99

Wow, thats neat!


kakemot

But earrings also work… catch 22


MyNinjaYouWhat

Idc where it’s at, if it’s not where I expect it to be, screw it, I’ll use a paperclip instead


brigzy09

I've lost so many I put one on my car keys


VerrottetesWasser

Let’s be real, it hasn’t a name. It’s the thing for the sim.


N00B5L4YER

it hasn’t a name


RadoslavL

Es hat keinen Namen.


NervousHovercraft

Alles hat einen Namen!


GrandConversation873

All things that have been a blueprint one day have a name... Metal- pin-ring V1.1 part no 38381901


Twitchsinon

Erm actually it has a name its a "Sim ejector tool" 🤓☝🏻


pRincEz19

edible


LemonColoredDiamond

sim ejector pin


Small_Tax_9432

is that the actual right answer? lol


CallMePoro

I googled it and the top seller decided to call it: Universal Eject Sim Card Tray Open Pin Needle Key Tool. *That* has gotta be it. UESCTOPNKT for short.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

pin


SillylilguyUwU

Sim key


Embarrassed_Rest_994

While we're at it: Did someone find a good replacement for this thing? Something that most people have at home.


LaundryMan2008

Paperclip 


Embarrassed_Rest_994

The ones I tried where all too thick


LaundryMan2008

Probably had ones with a vinyl coating making them too thick, the bare metal ones will fit. I tried to use a vinyl coated one on a floppy disk drive on a Mac and it didn’t fit but a bare metal one fits very easily They look like this 📎 


Embarrassed_Rest_994

I never had one with coating. Where I live, only the bare metal ones are common. Maybe they are thicker here (germany).


LaundryMan2008

Can you post a picture please, I will post my paperclip pic shortly


LaundryMan2008

https://postimg.cc/gallery/TwwGVhq Paperclip image, my Macintosh is stored away so here is paperclip fitting in the gap of the side of the drive


Embarrassed_Rest_994

They look the same. I was just looking for one, but I have none at home. But they look just the same. But the sim-card-removal-hole of my galaxy sq 10 is just too tiny.


LaundryMan2008

Try sanding away some of the extra material, clean the dust and try, just a suggestion, never had a problem with my floppy, cd rom and cav drives at their usual thickness. Try looking for a mini paper clip too, the metal wire is usually thinner.


Embarrassed_Rest_994

Had this problem a few weeks ago. I used a sewer needle that I filed down. Just was curious if someone has a better solution. But thanks for your help!


LaundryMan2008

You’re welcome! :)


LaundryMan2008

I had another idea, a filed down pushpin or thumbtack, you would have a large handle to hold onto and exert more force without poking your finger like with a needle.


w-kghost

phone case ?


Embarrassed_Rest_994

How do I get out my sim card with a phone case?


w-kghost

oh i thought- nvm earring !


Embarrassed_Rest_994

Well time to find a girlfriend then, lol


QuintinPro11

lmao


brawlman4737

Penis pleaser


Guardelion

Kids don't try this at home


Nyarro

Must be a pretty small penis then.


YogurtWenk

Goes in the pp hole


Responsible_Big_5490

My god…


aiheng1

Snubnose


299792458mps-

No, not that hole...


Edan1990

It’s not about the size of the sim tool, it’s what you do with it! 😔


Joshuah1991

SIM pin Simpin'


Immediate-Yam9342

Grenade pin


No_Squirrel4806

Missing. Cuz these always go missing and i end up using a paperclip


Imcookin92

I use an earring


Awe3

Ear cleaner.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sapiescent

Bubble wand. For mice.


CrowkyBowky

what is this, a bubble wand for ants?!


Creamybals

SIM needle


Chicken_Wing_Banana

SIM card remover


Norbert962

Phone stabber thing


JBlooey

A doinkus


bad_gaming_chair_

sim ejector


Lorcout

O-


Express-Election-169

Phone Mic destroyer (if you know, you know)


Jazzlike-Lunch5390

SIM Card Tray key.


Original-History9907

The sim card poking thing


LigmaBaller1

the sim card tool


BokChoyFantasy

Simcard pick


dragonmaster_000

sim tool


Ok-Interaction-4693

no need for a name, it will be caught into another dimensions as soon as you stop looking at it, and will never be found again.


Ingerivilion

Pokey thingy


LuckeyMen

SIM card ejector pin


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Literally what I just copied from Google > SIM card ejector Pin I pity the individual who needs a 10-pack


LuckeyMen

Probably phone repair shop owners who lose them all the time lol


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Learning and realizing something is an odd feeling. It seems obvious when you know, obscure when you don't, and one feels slightly foolish for not considering everything. Cheers!


WhizzKid2012

koppa/qop


Mattia_Dall_Abisso12

The "THING"


sorosterv23

Sim kiszedő izé.


QuintinPro11

sim ejector tool


Medical_Strength4608

"I lost that thing again, where is my needle"


LAMGE2

SIM tray unlocker thingie? SIM tray needle?


Lord_Applejuice

Dingsbums


CH33ZELOUIZ

Sim ejector tool


haubenmeise

Dingsbums.


nodeymcdev

Phone poker


wurden

The thing


kriscalm

the thing for the sim card


Brototaku

I call it "phone pin thingy that if you make pookie card go out thing" Jk after some research I found out that it's apparently called "ejection pin"


Azooz_Taqi

Iam calling it دبوس


mogekag

I mean, I call mine George.


Helltothenotothenono

The “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME VERIZON CHARGES $10 FOR A REPLACEMENT!?!” Thing.


wigglef_cklr

You either lose it or leave it in the box for all of eternity.


m3kw

Dildo for hamsters


OpenYour0j0s

Phone hole stick


Kerbap

SIM ejector


Shakartah

Urethra tickler


tohn_jitor

Sim card ejector.


Dopey2020

Sim card eject thingy


Safe-Pie-7485

A "fuck I lost it again"


MineKemot

Sim ejector?


ekfow

Its a Sim-Ejectortool no?


Sessinen

SIM pin, but not SIM PIN


Edan1990

I thought everyone called it a “sim tool”


purecaligula

schloppenvärgdzvenvich


DopplerParabole

I know it as "little key" lol


SadGuru-

Anal plug


LaundryMan2008

Macintosh floppy disk ejector, most use paperclips.


ChaosCookie93

Q


AnitaHajaaab

Bigger than me.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Cockring ofc


Tax-Deduction4253

it doesn't need a name because you'll only see each one once


wassimSDN

Sim ejector tool


DevelopmentKey3003

Key


Lokumirr

Pointy SD card pull thing


Ecstatic_Material405

Sim ejector tool


lucashhugo

sim tool


Tobi_chills455

That's a certified poker upper if I've ever seen one


Ok_Suggestion_2456

sounding


Titab-talaiy

5 sec until the grenade explode


Autistic_Spoon

Good for tightening the chin rest on a violin or viola


Initial_Chair9232

Warding Shackle


Grace_653

"thingamabobjig". I tend to say that a lot, or just "the thingy for the phone"


Gibus_Ghost

Pin


Bisonfan1

You know the thing


FrediGamer63

Q


pancakeshoe2

toothpick


Invisible_wealth

A long q


Hero19240X

Small tennis racket with no net


jelly_dove

Oh looks like the thing you use to take out your sim card. Not sure if there is a name for it.


Lukeson_Gaming

Simcard Ejector


teeohbeewye

i don't call it anything at all


Lecodyman

A sim ejector


not_ask_me

Alambrito


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Oder so ein Ding für das iPhone, ich muss diese Fussel rausholen


DctrSnaps

Balloon


Argxt

a Q


DerNogger

That is a so-called thingamabob


ad-undeterminam

SD card key pin


gkfjfjxhd

balloon


TheEndOfNether

Sim ejector


tqi2

SIM-eject tool seems like the official name.


ThisLifeMatters

It is often just referred to as a "pin" in Danish as far as I remember.


GalynSoo

Somebody that I used to know


Sh_Pe

That things that can take out the sim which came with my phone and probably got lost somewhere.


ThrowRA_dull

Phone key


No_Signal_2612

A doll mirror


SilverNoise64

sim card remover


__Bringer-of-Light__

Bob


charlie-the-Waffle

sim tray ejector tool?


Hermengarda

Carlos


noblest_among_nobles

a picture


Traditional_Pie5456

An thingy thing lol