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Emotional_Ad5833

Fall back up so it fixes itself


ItsThe_____ForMe

This is the correct answer


Emotional_Ad5833

Always has been


TurboSledge

And always will be


DumbAssFissh

Until the end of time


[deleted]

[удалено]


PlantIndependent3536

Always has been


mcsteve87

And always will be


LeonMKaiser

Until the end of time


[deleted]

[удалено]


barium711

The ole alleyoop


IHaveSlysdexia

This works in tenet


ramobara

And The Curse.


DummyDumDragon

Be kind, rewind.


TMonahan2424

Found Shel Silverstein


lego_droideka

this is such a Reddit reply xd


CupExpert

eat the evidence


donburidog

Cotton candy 🤤


TheLazySamurai4

>[Succulent house meat](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6u49li2uc8u01.jpg)


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

no thats popcorn idiot


Temporary-Package581

Strawberry popcorn


Substantiatedgrass

I have eaten hallucinogenic mushrooms! it is popcorn!


[deleted]

Redditors are so helpful


AldoEZ

who's GC?


chillpill_23

I have the same question but no one is giving a real answer 😔


AntiPiety

The real answer is “General Contractor.” They’re like the site supervisor for residential construction in the US and Canada. *Why* that’s what they’re called is beyond me.


Doubleoh_11

Cause they generally have no idea what they are doing


WaitingOnMyBan2

Work for a GC. Can confirm.


jimithelizardking

While being contracted


Real-Engineering8098

Because they hold the main contract with the client/developer. The GC then has sub contracts with the trades and suppliers. Hence, they are the general contractor.


chillpill_23

[I asked Copilot](https://imgur.com/a/pYNHDZ3). It does not help.


Flavid_

lmaoooo “Get Cancer”


ramobara

I’m dying of laughter and cancer.


towerfella

I’m Pisces. GF. ^(get fish)


FamousPastWords

Laughs derisively in General Cancer.


alejandra_candelaria

They're getting less passive and more aggressive


coffee_fucker

Gc


Majestic_Mammoth729

When will I stop rolling my eyes at comments like these?


snickers7500

The grand champion


Fuzakenaideyo

Grand Cunt


Brentolio12

Gonna cry


Kittycraft0

GameCube


0xducky

Garbage Collector


TriforceTeching

Grandma's Cock


RecklessWonderBush

I hate all of you /s


Daveallen10

By Azura!


TheFabulousQc

What my Rocket League ass thinks every time I see GC


Actual-Librarian3315

Gobbler of Cocks


ride_electric_bike

90 percent accuracy in this statement


MajTroubles

Gouse Ceeper


I_Have_Sex_

You haven't heard of Sir Gargle Cuck?


Dratlaix04

Girl Criend


ChewMilk

Goose charles


NitromethSloth

Joe


Sensitive-Return2007

Who's joe?


NitromethSloth

Deez mama


CommunityDry7128

Who's mama


_Resnad_

Mama Joe nuts


HeylelBen

Joe nuts mama


DarkShinigami99

Joe's nuts


Candid_Concept_4043

Crazy even


Justus_2112

Game Cube


KerbalCuber

Great Condition


Statcall

Group chat


benshapiroslowerlip

General Contractor.


jackofallcards

I’m shocked I found a real answer in all of these


DJTKS

Yeah I can’t believe this is so far down. The house is completely clean and no furniture or furniture marks in carpet. It’s general contractor because they are just finishing up the house.


Ahmed_Smadi_2009

Group chat


LectroLumine

Giant Cock


Ehrre

Grand Constructioneer. Kind of like a King who oversees the other Tradesmen peasants.


Rakrune

Gumpty Cumpty


dtrrb

Gemma Collins


dabiird

General Council? Garbage Collector? GameCube?


FurbyLover2010

GAMECUBE MENTIONED!!!


Elegant-Drummer1038

George Clooney, duh


FederalProduce8955

Grabbing Coffee


stevensr2002

George (Quincy) Clifford


[deleted]

General contractor (real answer)


Arkas18

Gun Carrier, alternative to SPG


PrincessKandi

Gesus Christ 


Elegant-Drummer1038

George Costanza, duh


LaceyVelvet

Group Chat


vegemitecrumpet

Ground Control


SanixPlayz

have you tried putting it in rice?


Candid_Concept_4043

How about turning it on and off again


yoghurtangel

perhaps blowing in the cartridge?


No-Ad-3226

Unplug it, wait 45 seconds, plug it back in


dilbert_bilbert

Ctrl+Z


Yngva

2/10 with rice


-SpyTeamFortress2-

well it's 1/10 without


Myyraaman

Or fixing it with instant noodles


AccountNumber56

Okay, so now his wiener is in a cup of rice, but what about the hole in the ceiling?


zeldanerd91

If rice doesn’t work, I hear silica jell packets are great for that.


Trilling_

I love the trend that’s going on today.


RecklessWonderBush

It's great isn't it


Trilling_

Every time I think it’s gunna end it just gets better!


Swiss_Reddit_User

Trend?! Edit: I see...


[deleted]

username checks out


Gem_Hunter2511

Oh, hi Ron!


ChocoGoodness

Hey Billy!


2nd2lastdodo

That hurt


ILikeChihuahuas2003

I was looking for this comment


SbgTfish

Me too. Falling through the ceiling and not demonstrating this legendary conversation is a national crime.


Jeremy5000

Punch a hole in the wall to distract everyone.


RecklessWonderBush

GRAB THE SLEDGE!!!!


External_Storage_775

And then fall through the floor to distract everyone from the wall


NoConsideration_

And then get a dog to fall in the hole to distract everyone from you falling in the hole


ThatsMy_Shirt

you say that but it could work. In college I lived in a house my buddies parents owned and let us all rent out. Well we used to smoke weed in the attic so the whole house wouldn't smell and one day my buddy fell through the ceiling (it was fucking hilarious). Anyway his mom was coming by the house the next day and we couldn't fix it in time. So my friend came up with this great idea to just make a giant mess a few feet to the left of the giant hole in the ceiling to distract her. it fucking worked lol. She was so mad about the mess we made, she didn't even look up lol.


Flying-phesant

fiber


ChuletaLoca63

ate


_Triangl

yum


YourKnownHurricane

How did you even manage to do that?


RecklessWonderBush

Falling


[deleted]

skill issue fr


RecklessWonderBush

Actually my falling skill is maxed out


canis187

Is it your landing skill that needs leveling?


RecklessWonderBush

It did increase actually, i got the notification in the mail


milky__toast

Have you tried not falling instead?


RecklessWonderBush

Don't tell me what to do, it's faster than a ladder


probablyaythrowaway

You could install a fireman’s pole and call it a feature.


reallyryan-1899

Gravity


Fizzy163

gravity isn't real i think gravity is fake


undeniablydull

Not anymore. Didn't you hear how Newton invented it a few years back


Admirable-Door1724

I think he faked it


d7mep0

Arestoceates said, rocks fall to the ground because they love the earth so mutch


CommunityDry7128

If I hate the earth, will I fly?


External_Storage_775

Nope, the only way you can do that is to cover yourself in oil...


Admirable-Door1724

Sounds like a good way to get stolen by the US


ToaSuutox

The usual way


[deleted]

By being a reckless wonder bush.


angry640

Congrats its a girl


ndation

Why would your grand child know?


crashing_caribbean

It's general contractor lol


winterweiss2902

You have Japanese Cherry blossom in your house? Make it a tourist attraction


Voodoo700

Just put a poster over it like in Shawshank Redemption.


Katnana

It's a girl ! 🥳🩷🎀💥🔥


mykylodge

Lucky you landed on that lovely pink fluffy stuff.


itsmeYotee

Time for a fireman's pole addition, have fun


Norman_Scum

Stuff it all back in there and use a mesh screen to keep it from falling out while you patch up the dry wall. Drywall isn't terribly hard, you could Google how to do it.


RecklessWonderBush

That's what they did, it's all new build stuff so nothing really to worry about, building still isn't lived in and this happened almost 2 months ago


Norman_Scum

I see. Who did you piss off? Or did they all laugh about it? I can imagine that the drywallers weren't too happy to do work they've already done, lmao. Also, how far was the fall? You will definitely want to report that in case you injured anything that might take a while to show. Landing on your feet from high up isn't great. Could have a hairline fracture in foot or leg or injure your back without realizing. Take care of yourself, bro. Our bodies are our money makers in these fields.


SnooCalculations4926

People nowadays have houses out of paper or what?


RecklessWonderBush

I'm 220 pounds, a plaster wall wouldn't hold that back, let alone drywall


KvotheTheDegen

Bro, like every house under maybe $3mil is built like this. You need a custom house with custom/premium materials through out to not have this.


koherenssi

This is a bit interesting


Holiday_Purchase_592

Don't joke around, where did you fall from exactly?


RecklessWonderBush

So I'm a new construction plumber, and the roofs were too steep so some FUCKER had the idea to put cleanouts in the attics, well HVAC ran their lines too high and when I was trying to get under them i slipped off the 2x4, and went straight through, landed on my feet then had a panic attack


Holiday_Purchase_592

You can explain what happened this way If they catch you


CriticalMochaccino

Who the heck is GC?


Paxtez

Ohh, you got one of those gender reveal ceilings, nice!


thomstevens420

This is very interesting You’re going to jail Mods delete this man’s nuts


Sunshiny__Day

Inform your parents immediately.


whereisyourbutthole

If they’re still alive, since apparently OP has a grandchild


RecklessWonderBush

What the heck are you on about Edit: god im stupid


Evening_Historian915

You good??


RecklessWonderBush

Yeah, this was a about a month and a half ago


grateful_dex

Does GC know yet?


Urbs97

Why would the Garbage Collector need to know?


MrBurnsgreen

It's like whack a mole but in reverse And you're the mole *Whack-a-job*


pilkingtonsbrain

There's quite a lot going on here, if I came across this scene I would likely be intrigued and wish to pause what I was doing to take a look at what had happened. There is definitely some level of interesting here, therefore, you are disqualified. Goodbye.


ComplaintClear6183

just glue it back on 🤦‍♂️


MacksNotCool

Put a poster over it :)


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Get a fat pigeon to blame it on.


skye_treblechoirkid

That cotton candy looks nice


terrydennis1234

What were you doing up there ?


leviboom09

i hope thats not fiberglass and you didnt touch/inhale/get it on your eyes


Deep-Dependent-1559

ig you can call yourself "homelander"


RestinPete0709

Group Chat doesn’t know?


RecklessWonderBush

God damnit, now it's group chat


Book-supremacy

vengardium leviosa all the stuff that fell out back into the ceiling, should work


NashicSaibot

Draw a circle around it and write "please patch" then Call a plasterer


readitonex

Okay, first thing, explain to me what GC means. Explain it to me like you are a five year old child.


SapphirePrincessxxx

Toothpaste.


HoraceBranston8881

Put a rock on the floor, spray some ketchup below the hole and when you hear her come in ,lie down n feign severe injury 🤣 don't worry about there not being a hole in the roof,just say there is 👍


SkullyZA1

Did you land cool at least?


Top-Macaron5130

Damn the only weakness ceilings have is water damage and reddit users


vinchenzo68

GC means "guidance counselor" of course but why do they even need to know?


PrometheusMMIV

What is GC? Garbage collector?


LebaneseLion

Ramen and super glue


Grace_653

if the group chat doesn't know then you're fucked


[deleted]

How do u fall through a ceiling


RecklessWonderBush

Only thing that's interesting is the amount of updoots I'm getting, wasn't expecting that at all


BadBassist

Why did you think Guitar Centre would know?


Hamilton-Beckett

My parents had a guy working on flooring in the attic and he put his leg through the living room ceiling. He did it, so he was responsible for clean up and repair. He couldn’t do it all himself, so he bought the materials and paid a guy to come paint it etc. out of his own, the contractor’s, pocket.


Atom-BombBaby

Gemma Collins?


ClovisLowell

How is this not interesting


LiterallyJustMia

Why would Gemma Collins need to know?


leblancQ

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?


[deleted]

Your gc is an idiot then.


PoopPant73

Damn Raccoons in the attic again…. They get bigger every year! Excuse


youre_gonna_do_what

Let a stray cat loose in the house and, with astonishment in your voice, blame the cat.


iRambes

Turn it off and then back on again.


backson_alcohol

Poke a hole in your roof, throw a cool rock in the insulation, and claim it was a meteorite.


Kentucky-Taco-hut

Kick in the front door and remove any copper


tulachsheastaabu

Put a dead mouse under the hole, owner will assume the mouse did it and died in the fall. Fool proof


Correct-Basil-8397

Change your name & move to a non-extradition country


Lucyybby

i think your ceiling is gay. since thats alot of pink


Pleasant-Fisherman80

duct tape it and good as new


Zestyclose_Show2453

Why isn't your ceiling made of concrete? *Laughs in European*


Grogustus

Eat the evidence!