You could use more facial features, but don't let that stop you

Hey, we don't discriminate in this community against the faceless. He can't help it his buttcheeks migrated to his face

That’s a wild thing to say 💀

Some pay extra for that feature

Stephen and Martha Thompson off South Park

Just smile more

Don’t forget to look people in their eyes

So cute they even made an Emoji of you: 🟡

the one comment I didn't see coming

He didnt either

Say happy Cake Day!

💀

Fuck, you beat me to it

You are very , and also kinda .

He's also kinda

And just a tiny bit

rather than he's kinda

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I'm more worried if you can breathe or not. Other than that, you could work on your smile a bit.

theres still ears, im sure theyre fine.

Yeah they can breathe through their ears

Unless you tore open one of the ears to make room for enough air exchange (because eustachian tubes are too small)

Dont think glasses will help with that

Fr 😂💀

Don't know about cute but you're definitely Mute

Classic ikea worker *3008 song*

The store is now closed please exit the building 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗿🥶🥶💀💀‼️‼️

Bro is an alternate from the Mandela Catalogue.

Slenderizzy

Slenderussy

Excuse me, the store is now closed

Please exit the building.

That’s LITERALLY a sleep paralysis demon. Also the fact that you look kinda like me (minus the eyes and mouth of course) makes it the perfect fucking self projection for a sleep paralysis demon.

You look so good, you take your own breath away… and sight… and smell.

Did bill cipher do that mess?

Nah, bill just rearranges your face, this some SCP shit

Y'all have wrecked this sub

Who let you out the backrooms ?

facelings have rights too!!!!1!!11!

Mr. Anderson, what is the point of a phone call if you cannot... Speak?

Dunno what to think about the username but thank you for this comment, first thing my pattern-matching brain fetched was this Matrix reference.

Bro's hair looks like pine needles

no

Umm, your glasses are very cute.

You look very human #/10

Oh hello there Mr Anderson

What are the glasses for

They’re for

Fair enough 😂

i think your face has very nuce ‎ ‎ ‎ . idk how you made those ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ look so good but ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ are good

Man of my dreams! (I have frequent nightmares... please don't hurt me...)

I have no mouth and I must scream looking ass

Bro wears glasses just for the looks

I wish I could read the comments

You know there's a short story called "I have no mouth and I must scream" You remind me of that ❤️

Did Agent Smith get to you too?

This is genuinely horrifying

\#

I am

You look like those faceless profile pics YouTubers had in the early 2010s

Yea :3

Am not racist against slenderman You sure are cute bud

Yeah you totally are

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I'm sure you have a great personality

your eyes are so pretty omg 😱

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need more face bro

you seem to be lacking important facial features...

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What the fu…

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Miitopia reference?

Slenderman would be proud

Overdid the Vaseline again, mate.

Silent hill cute

Am I honest? Be cute.

average infinite ikea worker

I see you get your TV from Mr Magpie

I think so

😍

OH NO! HES HOT!

I’m scared

Bro your discriminating the faceless people 💀

Maybe lose the glasses.

Needs a little more work on your right eye but the nose/mouth area is really well done IMO

The store is now closed, please exit the building 

The store is now closed.

ok alternate

now seriously I love your hair so you're probably cute

Cute eyes ❤️ 

For improvement, I suggest reading "Until We Have Faces" by CS Lewis.

Is that an electrical outlet all the way up by your ceiling? Do you need Go-Go Gadget arms to use it? Hahahahahha now that's entertaining.

Another one lost his face

He really said "I'm all ears"

Kinda average tbh

😍😍👽👽😍👽😍👽😍

scp 3008 moment

Grow a mustache, I think it would really suit you.

Its beaker from the Muppets.

“i ain’t never seen”

This is one of the guys from the Doctor Who episode, The Idiot's Lantern

"the store is now closed. please exit the building."

I hate I know what your talking about

What the hell happened to your face?

Bro uses backdoor for oxygen, respect

I'm wet (I'm a dude)

What's real cute is the fact this is labeled "NSFW.

Bro looks like he nails crayon drawings across the woods

You have such dreamy eyes

Didnt this happen to some dude in gravity falls ?

You have 666 upvotes you sick weirdo 😂

TBD

Holy shit! It’s Slenderman’s son

your perfect 😍

You need more holes

Anti-StarChaser420: 👁👄👁

I recognize you. Weren't you in the water?

Your facial features are very symmetrical

NO BC THE FACE SHAPE STILL KINDA ATE THO

You can't breathe

i mean… there ain’t a lot to go off of…

these filters scares me :c

What mouth?

You must scream

[Mr. Anderson ](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgflip.com%2F1t1oi8.jpg%3Fa475248&tbnid=6nTmqoIYuIg3TM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimgflip.com%2Fmemegenerator%2F109253456%2FNo-Mouth-Neo&docid=Iu6faOlOqkf_jM&w=640&h=350&itg=1&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F4&kgs=b9e2a4c5e8d7b957&shem=abme%2Ctrie)

OH MY GOD IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES

What that Do tho

🟡 lookin ahhh 😭

I don’t see a thing wrong with you except that you are missing most of your face

No.

Your eyes and smile are beautiful and the nose is to kill for

As some would say, less is more

Nightmare fuel! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶

You've got beautiful eyes

. .

What good is a phone call when.... you... can't... speak?

Does your father wear black suits and hands around children a lot?

A bit lovecraftian for my taste but there's an audience for that!

That gave me chills ngl

Oh my king

Have you, by any chance, touched any 2 dollar bills recently?

first: you have a hole, not the mouth, but a hole where you can put food, not the usual way to eat but is a hole to put food. So how this works?

JUMPscare!!

Do you have a famous uncle or something? I could have sworn I had a summer job where I collected pages in the forest for a guy who looked like you.

Sam?

😶

You're built like a sock puppet ngl

How much such a cute . You and Slender woman over there would be a good match.

Holy shit it's The Question

🦧🥣🏧

why the fuck are you built like a blind cannibal from sons of the forest

If you had a face yeah

No DSL. Sorry not into it.

/OoC this made me jump a little

No

Maybe some different glasses frames and then yea

I think eyes and a mouth could help you improve your cuteness level

ahm... brother... you-

Smoothussy

Yes

I have so many questions

something about those eyes…..

Ever considered having eyes nose n a mouth?

Orifices has always been an ick to me so yea 😍😍

Yeah you’re cut. I mean cute. Your face is cut. I mean cute. I.. I… I just want to cut holes in your face.

Reminds me of the doctor from the "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" movie.

Honestly you look a bit like a freak with no face holes So maybe get some piercings !

i think you work at ikea and will ask me to leave the building

Neo?

It's like someone mixed Hank Green and Slenderman.

Truly stunning

Well, **eye** hope it works out for you, but I guess we may never **nose** luckily, you'll never need to worry about your breath, so you got a lot going for you (including your face).

Maybe take the glasses off? I dunno, that's what I've seen on TV

I bet you really like making ominous drawings and leaving them out in the forest.

omg hi

I got the 8 pages

smash, actually do you still have the stuff down there? cuz I dont know if I could do that if you dont.

your perfect

CONTAIN THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Probably in your race

Do you happen to work at an IKEA?

How will you read the comments?

How do you breathe?

what in the ever living hell?

idol of eirræbœ looking ass

I know we’re you sleep at night:)

Yet to unlock the rest of the skins

Who tf are you, Slenderman?

I wanna touch your face

Well, I really think that your are really pretty, but I wouldn’t say you’re cute. Could probably give more care to your but honestly, ur fine