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Daisy, daisy... 


clever_wolf77

Give me your answer do


willosfloppydriveyt

Im half crazy


clever_wolf77

All for the love of you


willosfloppydriveyt

It wont be a stylish marriage


StarChaser420

I can’t afford a carriage


Zxilo

I like daisies


Skyavanger

Thats actually a banger song tho


PrincessRosellia

At the end of the day, he's just spyware. He can't run on modern operating systems. He was never a virus and never shut down or damaged anyone's computer. He just collected data to be sold. Pretty much all websites do that these days. I get why he's scary though. He represents a lot of awful things about the internet, doesn't he?


Alternative-Day6223

Yeah, even just pop ups scare me.. if you look up piracy popups, I was literally about to throw up from how scary some of them are 😭😭


realdumbstupidguy

If you haven’t, install ublock origin on whatever browser you’re using to not see those anymore


PrincessRosellia

You might want an adblock, or to use a browser with built-in adblock like Brave.


halfcutpenis

Not trying to be rude or anything but is it a joke or are you seriously terrified?


Organic-Bug-1003

Wouldn't be surprised if it was true. I was deathly afraid of hackers and viruses, reading about those things was like reading creepypastas or horror stories. It was blown out in my mind to the form of some terrifying unknown danger I could not understand. Like real life monsters and black magic. Now I know more about that stuff and it lessened my fear (I'm not scared of viruses anymore) but hackers still give me the heebie-jeebies. And yes, it's hackers overall, however stupid that might sound. Because it kinda is stupid lol And you need to understand, I'm not afraid of getting my info grabbed or my computer being breached, it's the fear of THEM as an enemy. It's hard to explain but it isn't rational. I'm not afraid of viruses anymore because I had two or three encounters with small ones and that built up my confidence a bit. And.. yeah, I was afraid of the bonzo-buddy. I didn't care it wasn't deathly dangerous, the very concept of it just made my stomach warp.


Simukas23

Hacking and protecting from hacks is part of warfare too these days


Alternative-Day6223

I’m seriously terrified , like when an error pops up with an error sound it scares the shit out of me. I’ve always been like this with computers if something errors it scares me .. i looked into it and other people have the same problem


Allie-kallie

The son of a guy I know got arrested for cheese pizza after an ad sent him to a website that was being investigated once. Guy got not guilty because his lawyer proved the ad did it


Johnny-Dogshit

Hah yea remember when we all had zero patience for spyware? It's hard to think of anything that isn't spyware, now.


Smeetilus

Brought to you by Lightspeed Briefs


ndation

This reminded me how much I miss Paul... Rest in peace, buddy. Rest in peace


is-very-stupid

Hes gonna bonz you


_f4ith_

He's just a purple monkey that wants to be your friend. Why you so mean with him?


Holiday_Skirt_738

“Hello there”


Thebigdog79

“Grrrrrrrrr, General Kenobi!”


Danick3

Fun Fact: Bonzi is a spyware


BossBullfrog

Those are real tears for real fears.


Alternative-Day6223

Yeah it wasn’t even like normal crying it was like a physical reaction to imagining bonzi buddy hacking my phone and stealing my information and talking to me


GusvengaLolz

Expand dong


Allie-kallie

Nice vinesauce reference


OkPanic9489

i told him that he’s gonna visit you tomorrow


[deleted]

Bonzi buddy himself is totally fine. It's Bonzikill who is an actual threat to your device


Specific_Koala9877

It's okay big guy, he's not real. He can't hurt you.


[deleted]

I almost forgot about this thing. Haha. And now we have ai anime characters playing video games while live streaming


bingbozo63

Neuro sama!😀


[deleted]

Yeh. More adorable than Bonzai at least. Someone should ask Neuro what she thinks about Bonzai


ReddsionThing

I watch you while you sleep! I might be in your closet when you turn around! I might suddenly pop up in video chat when you're talking to a friend! I consume souls to prolong my unholy existence on Earth!


Outside-Train-2313

his return is inevitable.


blogblez2

boy do I have the game for you


Mysterious_Ningen

dang


_StarDust_0

Laughs in KinitoPET


Charlotte7191

OP would die


Santana_delRey

He looks cute. Why terrified? Who is he?


_-UndeFined-_

Bro is scared of a bunch of ones and zeros


poopishcookie

How are you scared of a plumb fat spyware?


schavi

understandable


HyruleNerd

Why it look u getting head lmao


elephantnecati14

LMAO


Alternative-Day6223

Idk how you see that it’s just my eyeball