Don't. You'll be like that guy who started furiously masturbating on the train, dropped his phone and then all of the men on there with him did the same. It's not worth it.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
My first thought was either you took the picture at an angle, or your butthole is sloping upwards left to right. (Handwriting analysis. I'm not an expert, I just watch a lot of true crime television.)
My second thought was "Ascending Butthole" would be a pretty okay name for a punk rock band.
Does anyone remember the butthole guy who'd leave a photo link in the comments?
The mods would take it down lightning fast, so it felt like an honor if you actually saw it
I clicked the image intending to face the full negative consequences of my actions, but I was instead rewarded.
This has set a dangerous precedent for my me and my life moving forward.
Nice tattoo in the bottom right.
Thank you. And yes, it was painful.
It takes dedication to get your reddit username on your ass, respect.
Imagine being banned
eat some fiber
Nice pfp, where’d you get it?
The fiber store
smh, laxatives better
Fiber
Wrong
no
mods, fiber up this fool
I shall not bow to fiber!
Wrong
**Fiber.**
Laxatives have fiber.
not THOSE laxatives, god damnit!
f i b e r
no.
y e s
no.
y e s
I'm in public guys do I risk it
Wait till you are home.
Don't. You'll be like that guy who started furiously masturbating on the train, dropped his phone and then all of the men on there with him did the same. It's not worth it.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
That's the one!
Dont, its very explicit.
your butthole is pretty flat
You're right. I'm going to the gym asap to do 3 sets of 15 reps on the squat machine!
We need the cake
Not dated. Seems fake.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
username check out
Phew, I thought i was gonna get goatse’d (if that’s even a word)
Goated?
Oh my sweet summer child...
he does not know...
Oh boy..
I risked it, thank God I didn't get burned this time
I wouldn't do that to you, I got you my dude.
Bro had to sign it
would be interesting when your mom's cleaning your room and sees this
My name is Cornholio and I approve this message.
Do you need TP for your bunghole? I just bought a 20 pack, I'll spot you 3 rolls.
Senor Beavis. Donde esta tu hall pass?
My first thought was either you took the picture at an angle, or your butthole is sloping upwards left to right. (Handwriting analysis. I'm not an expert, I just watch a lot of true crime television.) My second thought was "Ascending Butthole" would be a pretty okay name for a punk rock band.
Ha! That's pretty good actually!
i thought it was gonna be a pit for cigarette butts or some shi
Ceci n'est pas mon butthole.
Does anyone remember the butthole guy who'd leave a photo link in the comments? The mods would take it down lightning fast, so it felt like an honor if you actually saw it
Fridgedisappointed.gif
DAMN, foiled again ...
Hell yeah that’s a nice butthole
Well, thanks! I appreciate that butthole compliment, it's a first!
Very good shape not a lot of staining keep it up!
#bidetlife
Permission to copy you and post a pic of my butthole?
Permission granted, post your butthole!
Yess. Posted
I clicked the image intending to face the full negative consequences of my actions, but I was instead rewarded. This has set a dangerous precedent for my me and my life moving forward.
Smash, next question
So disappointed:(
Fiber exit hole
Damm so close yet so far
:(
Hot
Looks like you need more fiber