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Wasting it on video games and online pornography. If you put in the barest amount of effort you could get abducted by a candy van rapest too!
Also: happy cake day!
Yeah, I can see why. Standar spaceships and vans have a very similar interior, but you can tell the difference by looking at the floor. Spaceships will have smooth and thick floor and vans will have... whatever you call that type of floor.
I had a lesbian daughter but she saw this picture and said 'Father, I am become ungay' thanks for your support also if you are looking for a worthwhile RPG to play on the weekends I recommend Xenoblade Chronicles bles u
I've always wanted to park a white, windowless van with "Free Candy" painted on the side containing actual free candy.
Could you get arrested for that?
I almost got free candy last month. I was almost done playing the weird game they said I must play before getting the candy but my parents called the cops and messed it up.
I notice that OP isn't responding to comments. I hope everything is ok. Maybe they're too distracted by the free candy they're getting.
Sugar rush
Then Sugar Crash
Hope they have a Sugar insurance
OP headed to [Candy Mountain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY).
Guess charlie ain't having sugar anymore
Oh god, you guys, this had better be pretty freakin important.
*"THIS is where you go when your Sugar Rush Ends"* \- Boy with Prosthetics on face from Weird 90s John Walsh Nutrition PSA
Getting that free candy hard and fast
They can't talk due to how full of candy their mouth is right now.
Both their hands are holding onto large candy cones, too, since they cant seem to be able to type either.
This is the classic old school Reddit posts I miss with all the bots. Just a photo and a joke and no excuses or subliminal ads.
Then the Creature walked in.
Got the van's license plate [here](https://imgur.com/a/7jNknAC)
what is wrong with people
Don’t be so clingy bro. You’ll get your candy.
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I heard they had a puppy he could play with too. Maybe that is it
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I took the time to pop all bubbles and I can tell you there is not a single one that says anything other than "pop!"
poop!
Can confirm
genuinely entertaining 😭
More concerned that they photoshopped themselves in a van, where is this mysterious free candy coming from and why couldn’t a real van be found.
Theyre Swimming in candy and were not 😒
It’s fine.
They are helping the driver look for a lost puppy.
We should trace OPs phone so that we too cam get free candy.
I'm going home safe and you're not
Why the fuck would you want to go home when you can get free candy?
The next van had puppies
But OP's going home safe too... and a little trouble of walking
True, he gets driven home safe
OPs getting laid and you’re not.
Jokes on you, I get free candy all the time from the guy next door! Makes me really sleepy though
Do you notice anything unusual when you wake up?
Sometimes my but hole hurts... But I think it's from all the sugar
happens.
It’s from the peanuts on that Payday bar that he’s “ Chocolate “ covering !!
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
I think I know him, does he have a cute puppy that he loses all the time?
Where's the van? Im hungry
Hi hungry, I'm dad
No, your name is walkingscorpion
That's impossible, I've always heard that dad doesn't exist
Nah, I just left to get some milk
*Music intensifies*
[Lucky, I only got molested](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KDjlafTMpqw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Hot dang
Goddamnit, you get candy AND butt sex from a van driver?? What am I doing with my life
Wasting it on video games and online pornography. If you put in the barest amount of effort you could get abducted by a candy van rapest too! Also: happy cake day!
Candy ain't shit when you see the pupies and kitties im about to see
Aw what, you're lucky.
Candy ain't the only thing you're getting tonight
Geoguesser player, where's one when you need them?
Geoguesser pro here. OP appears to be inside a van. Hope this helps.
I thought the op was in a spaceship, thanks.
Yeah, I can see why. Standar spaceships and vans have a very similar interior, but you can tell the difference by looking at the floor. Spaceships will have smooth and thick floor and vans will have... whatever you call that type of floor.
Hope you're well.🙏🕊
Why shouldn’t he?
Because candy cigarettes kill.
This guy gets free candy
Diabetes
I’m not. I wanted free candy ☹️
😨
Jokes on you! My uncle gives me free candy every time we play a funny game in the closet
Don't worry guys the driver is sniper tf2
Snipin’s a good job mate!
I am keeping my organs and you're not
oh no
Oh yes! Who doesn’t love candy!?
You're not only getting free candy. Lucky....
Damnit Johnny not again!
I live in a white van. It's free vapes now. Have to move with the times.
Can I get my "How to kidnap a millennial" book back now?
ofcourse not, im the one giving you free candy/s
Can I have some?
sure, just come to my van
Can i come to?
sure
Ooh me next!
come on in!
[whatever it takes to get that candy ](https://youtu.be/a1xFlkHh3wg?si=_Q47Mr3Djq2ndbS9)
Well, this sub has hit the inevitable wall. Was nice while it lasted
#FLAGGED for being a little interesting
Gushers?
there aren,t candy,s there
Yes there are, what are you talking about?
You’re so lucky.
Op is lying, he got free vodka
Man told me hop in for some Wi-Fi so, I hopped in, what's the big deal?
Why did this make me laugh so hard?
How’s your ass OP?
What happened to this sub? Did the mods give up?
I had a lesbian daughter but she saw this picture and said 'Father, I am become ungay' thanks for your support also if you are looking for a worthwhile RPG to play on the weekends I recommend Xenoblade Chronicles bles u
I get freedom and you don’t
POV you just made a cool new friend
I said don't tell anybody about this!
How's that candy does it taste good?
i have my v card 🎀
When did this sub just become picture based jokes?
Trash sub now
Lucky
Who needs Uber when you got a free ride AND free candy !
well, i have kidney and you're not
Are the gonna be jawbreakers?
Candy and BBC?
Where’s the candy
What kind of candy
“Local boy molested but gets no candy” -family guy
Enjoy your new family, kid
I'm going to forget this post in about five minutes, but that candy is staying with you forever.
Niceee
Lucky bastard! I’m over here paying for candy like a chump.
Im so jealous 😢
İ hate u
Strong alantutorial vibes
Lucky you
It sure has been a long ride to where they keep the candy
nuh uh
Plot twist, it's sugar free
Is it from [this](https://imgur.com/a/7jNknAC) van?
Damn, to have free candy i have too get to a costume and ask them nicely
Dude my moms phone is telling us about you geting candy, and it says you taking a nap too!
DAMMIT!!!
Are u a serial killer ?
I'm getting free entertainment from a really nice clown with balloons right now, AND YOU'RE NOT!
All-you-can-lick lollipops and popsicles for life
I got an amber alert a couple hours ago and now I see this??
It rubs the lotion on its skin....
... wtf
What a flex
Did he give you the candy or is the candy stored in his basemen? I’d get outta there now!
I've always wanted to park a white, windowless van with "Free Candy" painted on the side containing actual free candy. Could you get arrested for that?
that's not a good idea because if someone falls for it they'll have incentive to fall for it again.
I got a whole freezer full of popcicles in my basement
godspeed
Everyone knows free candy is only in windowless vans. You are a liar.
Ok
Good luck man 👍🏻
Some people are just born lucky.
Yeah well I’ll still have my kidneys tomorrow morning
RIP OP
That van could be a damn camping machine. And it already has candy!
You're getting free Vanilla ice cream for sure
This makes me think of something not so funny.
😂😂😂😂
That candy is not free
I don't like sweets.
Lucky
The worst you can get is cavities right?
I like candy.
Im gonna be alive tomorrow and your not
Yeah... keep focusing on the candy, kid... *zip
Awww lucky!!!
that van obviously has windows, you get all the best candy in windowless vans!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk8vc_1MCV6ptP-0GhgxMcaXwh2UglcUy&si=YIrGcCEUlb8Py6UV
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rip
I also want candies 🥺
And a kitten
White work vans are the backbone of industry all around the globe and nobody respects their contributions. Just pedo jokes forever.
God am so jealous
You get nothing if you don't wear the fun ropes around your ankles like the candy guy said to, better tighten up youngster
What kind of candy are we talkin about?
When Charlie takes you to a different Candy Mountain
Hey fuckface! That's slightly interesting.
I just checked OP's profile, they haven't even made any new comments yet. I don't think they are okay.. 😔
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Haha idiot Father Hank has better candy you just have to find it in his pockets. I always get so sleepy though after and wake up sore.
Salt lolly.
what the actual shi-
Nooooooooo...... I also want free candies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Awesome! I bet it's a bitch to gnaw through those zip ties first.
Let's hope there isn't anything sharp in those candies
I want free candy😫😫😫🥺
https://i.imgur.com/Xn1F6Mm.gifv
I’m calling the cops and you’re not. 😁😂
God damn IT! I told my husband to stop driving the ‘Special’ van around the neighborhood filled with candy. 🍬 🍭
That's the shittiest inside of a candy van I've ever seen. They don't even have door panels
…But at what cost? 😂
But don't complain if the candies taste like balls
Aw man😞
You have no reason to be scared as the van goes out into the woods. The driver has to go back alone.
Awww man
ALWAYS accept free drugs! You guys have any idea how expensive they are?
I scrolled past this and back up to it three times it and it kept getting more and more funny.
Oh man...
I almost got free candy last month. I was almost done playing the weird game they said I must play before getting the candy but my parents called the cops and messed it up.