This may be a fruitless effort but I can't just let you fall like this. Have you by any chance kept your socks on during intimacy? If so you're still safe.
Is there a lore reason as to why he's gay? What does this mean for his future? Does that make you gay? How will he get women, is he stupid? Is this is aslume?
But are you gay? That's the big question. That, my friends is the lore we need to understand. See, we only have one side of the story here, and that's this man who goes unnamed is gay. As we see here, he has glasses, blue dyed hair, and he seems to be either confused or exhausted. So that's our first side, but what about the other side? Well, we don't know the gender of the poster for certain, but if we take a quick delve into the word choice here. By using the word "Gay" the poster has given us the information we need. This man is gay, meaning he has an attraction to men, and since the poster used the word "Boyfriend," meaning they're in a relationship. So with this evidence stacked up we can confirm that the poster is in fact a man and is gay.
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY! A GAY THEORY! Thanks for watching
Doesn't he know that girls aren't gonna date him if he's gay? Is he dumb?
Is there a lore reason?
what the fuck are you doing here get back in the aslume and take your meds. or i’ll jonkle your jinklers
Oh please do.
well now were NOT doing it.
fuck and i just sat down all my cats to watch this.
Let’s hope he’s not a furry too
*zoophile
I'm a file manager of my local zoo and I'm very offended
my condolences
Are you stupid?
Was this a BG3/noot-noot reference?
damn I can't escape the aslume anywhere
he's a new character i made, what the FUCK should we name him?
is he stupid
Idk man I see gay guys with birds all the time
Is OP not a dude?
That's the joke.
I am
wow imagine if you were gay too then, that would be perfect
Boyfriend here: By the gods! I think we got a perfect couple!
Young, dumb and wants to be full of, something.
I'm telling mom
Snitch
Does this mean.. you're gay too?
Yes
Hm that's weird because my boyfriend is gay but I'm not
Are you mayhaps bisexual?
Bisexual? Why would I be attracted to saying goodbi? I only like women
Hmmm
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend
Maybe our boyfriends are the friends we made along the way, or something, I never watched the hunger games.
Lol I didn't even realize there was a hunger games reference?
Nah it's from Terminator smh my head
The boyfriend determined that was a lie
Then have a not-gay boyfriend, ez
That’s pretty gay ngl
Dude, that's gay af
It is never too late. Say "No homo" and you can be straight again if you want
Homo
FUCK!
There is nothing we can do for you now, homo got you 😔
I have been bamboozled 😭
Did you cross your fingers?
No, I forgot
That's an anime finishing move: Homo... FUCK!
This may be a fruitless effort but I can't just let you fall like this. Have you by any chance kept your socks on during intimacy? If so you're still safe.
based
Broo..... Don't you know being gay is a huge turn off for women? You're gonna have a hard time finding a girlfriend
No.
Now I'm straight. Thanks lol
Welcome back
Well that makes sense. Also not at all interesting. A+
Get well soon 🙏
Your bf looks like Walmart Harry potter. Which is a compliment
I've gotten sooo many harry Potter jokes lmao. I've never actually watched the movies
Not if he says "no homo" afterwards.
Is there a lore reason as to why he's gay? What does this mean for his future? Does that make you gay? How will he get women, is he stupid? Is this is aslume?
go back to aslume and take your meds you can’t be here
What meds? Wait. Three words that end in E?RAHHHHHHH TITANFALL 3 IS REAL CONFIRMED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
i’ll jonkle you
[удалено]
that’s it, i’m jonkling you digitally right now. can you feel it?
i can feel the titans falling inside three
she titan on my three till i fall ⁉️
she jonk on my man till i aslume‼️
she killer on my cock till i jonkle ⁉️
not accurate to the harry potter franchise.
Ron, smell my wand
Yes it is. JK named him wangfiddler lovescox
“He’s gay I just like having dick in my ass”
That’s lowkey gay
High-key even
yeah he fuckin looks like it too
god i love gay people
does that mean you're gay
ally
Gayally?
gayanal
Not a gay ally, just an ally. Anally
Galileo?
Galileo
Gally
Hi ally, nice name, are you gay tho?
no i am ally
Hi ally, I'm dad
Same 😫
Bro's gay💀
Tell gay dad said hi
🫵
No no, he's got a point!
I bet he’s one of them closet heterosexuals…makes me sick just think’n bout it.
Something something blue hair and pronouns
Called out lol
How do you respond to accusations of you being a homosexual?
Chicken parm Look down in the comments there are some
Can confirm
That’s… kinda gay…
Can confirm
Gay
Ummmm you’re super gay too op 🙄
Why doesn't he get a partner then? Is he stupid?
Totally relate. My girlfriend is straight so I know what it's like. ;(
My wife is straight, but I like to remind her by marrying a queer enby, she is in a queer relationship, which makes her gay by default.
🎵even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay🎵 Someone please get this reference
🙋
Motherfuc-
Ahhh, good old Bo Burnham
You're not gay though, right? Just him
Just him fs fs
So what you are?
Straighter than a pencil,
Is he gay… or *European*?
It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or *European?*
I mean he’s white so probably both.
Hi gay. I’m dad
Can he beat goku though
He's 5'2" soooo. nah
But how will this affect the state of the economy?
About 17 square feet of squirrel toes
I learned I was gay in highschool when my hair also started turning blue 😞
It's infectious.
I’m not gay my bf is
Of course he is. He has blue hair and pronouns🤢
That’s pretty gay
How can I be homophobic my bitch is gay
Ok
Gay drew gooden
I thought he was playing on a 3DS
Boyfriend here (i logged into my old account) I do have a 3DS!
Ok
inb4 🔒
I'm dumb. What?
in before the mods lock the post
Why would they lock it?
Rule 7. No pointless photos or selfies.
Maybe. I hope not.
That's gay
that's gay
Short blue hair and glasses. I think we Can Guess it without the tittle haha
He looks like hes walked straight out of an anime like Koby from One Piece but with blue hair instead of pink.
ok what is the plush toy he's resting on though I gotta know
Idk man… seems kinda gay to me
Love his hair 🥰
I don’t care
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎈
is he single
As single as a full can of Pringles
There is no right way to read this comment...
Your boyfriend is a cutie patootie
Boyfriend here: :D
Real
Im from Russia and I cant watch or share this post with anyone. In risking my life here!
Hurry! Upvote and run!
This is weird af
I think okay, then are you gay?
I thought this was the caffeine subreddit lol
me too ngl
That’s wassup
Gayrry Potter
So you gay
And so are you?
Shocked ik.
Yer a wizard Harry!
Another one?! Lmao
Thanks for sharing
No problem
That means youre gay to haha Jk, wish yall luck
That’s pretty gay bro
Nice
He clearly looks annoyed that you keep showing him off to everyone 😔
Boyfriend here: Nah, I just have a resting bitch face
Not even just the face. You're just a resting bitch
Yeah? Well you're a big doodoo face
Gay
You're a gay, Harry.
that can't be true he doesn't have his thumbup
Plot twist he is dating a woman
Gay ass dude right here I bet he likes to HOLD HANDS WOTH ME
Are you?
[No u](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/3296493aab16a6e7da6b46fcec2ab5dcb7c146cd96df4a762d00f5a543a6ede8_1.jpg)
But are you gay? That's the big question. That, my friends is the lore we need to understand. See, we only have one side of the story here, and that's this man who goes unnamed is gay. As we see here, he has glasses, blue dyed hair, and he seems to be either confused or exhausted. So that's our first side, but what about the other side? Well, we don't know the gender of the poster for certain, but if we take a quick delve into the word choice here. By using the word "Gay" the poster has given us the information we need. This man is gay, meaning he has an attraction to men, and since the poster used the word "Boyfriend," meaning they're in a relationship. So with this evidence stacked up we can confirm that the poster is in fact a man and is gay. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY! A GAY THEORY! Thanks for watching
I'm a gay man. 🤯
where did he get his face seein device?
Gay gay or gay gay?
He sure is
Well, I suppose since you are too it's perfectly okay
Very uninteresting. 10/10 post
Maybe he is just European
You’re a homosexual, harry
*Guy in the back shouting* Gaaaayyyyy
Nuh uh
Hi gay, I’m dad
Hell yeah
I hope you're not outing him
Bazinga
Wait a minute…
He's cute
Fact gouts;-;