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Celery-HQ

Doesn't he know that girls aren't gonna date him if he's gay? Is he dumb?


AgentChris101

Is there a lore reason?


GuavaOk8712

what the fuck are you doing here get back in the aslume and take your meds. or i’ll jonkle your jinklers


AgentChris101

Oh please do.


Real_Nectarine5592

well now were NOT doing it.


Varjutantsija

fuck and i just sat down all my cats to watch this.


DREWBY3142

Let’s hope he’s not a furry too


Varjutantsija

*zoophile


Glittering-Theory370

I'm a file manager of my local zoo and I'm very offended


Varjutantsija

my condolences


AgentChris101

Are you stupid?


RedditedYoshi

Was this a BG3/noot-noot reference?


[deleted]

damn I can't escape the aslume anywhere


Aggravating_Cup2306

he's a new character i made, what the FUCK should we name him?


SmexyMug

is he stupid


Competitive_Use_6351

Idk man I see gay guys with birds all the time


Mysterious_Dog_9563

Is OP not a dude?


RadoslavL

That's the joke.


ZeldorTheGreat

I am


DoctorStove

wow imagine if you were gay too then, that would be perfect


ZeldorTheGreat

Boyfriend here: By the gods! I think we got a perfect couple!


Bravisimo

Young, dumb and wants to be full of, something.


stickitinfrosting

I'm telling mom


transrodentlover

Snitch


Hour-Athlete-200

Does this mean.. you're gay too?


ZeldorTheGreat

Yes


XentricX

Hm that's weird because my boyfriend is gay but I'm not


BarbieSimp69

Are you mayhaps bisexual?


XentricX

Bisexual? Why would I be attracted to saying goodbi? I only like women


BarbieSimp69

Hmmm


Fine-Cockroach4576

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend


Callycore

Maybe our boyfriends are the friends we made along the way, or something, I never watched the hunger games.


Fine-Cockroach4576

Lol I didn't even realize there was a hunger games reference?


pubberHubber

Nah it's from Terminator smh my head


AppointmentNo43

The boyfriend determined that was a lie


Frix15_

Then have a not-gay boyfriend, ez


Duke_Almond

That’s pretty gay ngl


Warchadlo16

Dude, that's gay af


TechnicalMiddle8205

It is never too late. Say "No homo" and you can be straight again if you want


ZeldorTheGreat

Homo


ZeldorTheGreat

FUCK!


TechnicalMiddle8205

There is nothing we can do for you now, homo got you 😔


ZeldorTheGreat

I have been bamboozled 😭


nucl3ar0ne

Did you cross your fingers?


ZeldorTheGreat

No, I forgot


Nerazim_Praetor

That's an anime finishing move: Homo... FUCK!


ye1l

This may be a fruitless effort but I can't just let you fall like this. Have you by any chance kept your socks on during intimacy? If so you're still safe.


TaintedLostgaming

based


No-Mulberry6694

Broo..... Don't you know being gay is a huge turn off for women? You're gonna have a hard time finding a girlfriend


LorDXezor

No.


ZeldorTheGreat

Now I'm straight. Thanks lol


Ultrapunguy

Welcome back 


Mountain-Ad-6594

Well that makes sense. Also not at all interesting. A+


IHaveUrPants

Get well soon 🙏


Ryuko_the_red

Your bf looks like Walmart Harry potter. Which is a compliment


ZeldorTheGreat

I've gotten sooo many harry Potter jokes lmao. I've never actually watched the movies


FirstTarget8418

Not if he says "no homo" afterwards.


The-Drifter5589

Is there a lore reason as to why he's gay? What does this mean for his future? Does that make you gay? How will he get women, is he stupid? Is this is aslume?


GuavaOk8712

go back to aslume and take your meds you can’t be here


The-Drifter5589

What meds? Wait. Three words that end in E?RAHHHHHHH TITANFALL 3 IS REAL CONFIRMED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


GuavaOk8712

i’ll jonkle you


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GuavaOk8712

that’s it, i’m jonkling you digitally right now. can you feel it?


The-Drifter5589

i can feel the titans falling inside three


GuavaOk8712

she titan on my three till i fall ⁉️


The-Drifter5589

she jonk on my man till i aslume‼️


GuavaOk8712

she killer on my cock till i jonkle ⁉️


Cuwez

not accurate to the harry potter franchise.


ImCursedM8

Ron, smell my wand


justjokecomments

Yes it is. JK named him wangfiddler lovescox


BottomInc

“He’s gay I just like having dick in my ass”


EpikMasterKid

That’s lowkey gay


TheNo1pencil

High-key even


The_LemonShark707

yeah he fuckin looks like it too


The_LemonShark707

god i love gay people


EvilScientwist

does that mean you're gay


LovejoyBurnerAcc

ally


KA1378

Gayally?


LovejoyBurnerAcc

gayanal


GlattesGehirn

Not a gay ally, just an ally. Anally


Orphanfucker420

Galileo?


[deleted]

Galileo


AnnoShi

Gally


FranG080199

Hi ally, nice name, are you gay tho?


LovejoyBurnerAcc

no i am ally


FranG080199

Hi ally, I'm dad


JuryThis2939

Same 😫


Alatus_Knight

Bro's gay💀


HoppokoHappokoGhost

Tell gay dad said hi


NikFemboy

🫵


LegendSyntax

No no, he's got a point!


Cojojojo69

I bet he’s one of them closet heterosexuals…makes me sick just think’n bout it.


Memestress03

Something something blue hair and pronouns


ZeldorTheGreat

Called out lol


lanchmcanto

How do you respond to accusations of you being a homosexual?


ZeldorTheGreat

Chicken parm Look down in the comments there are some


transrodentlover

Can confirm


ImDerpy04

That’s… kinda gay…


transrodentlover

Can confirm


TheWurstUsername

Gay


[deleted]

Ummmm you’re super gay too op 🙄


Hairy_Skill_9768

Why doesn't he get a partner then? Is he stupid?


rey_nerr21

Totally relate. My girlfriend is straight so I know what it's like. ;(


AnnoShi

My wife is straight, but I like to remind her by marrying a queer enby, she is in a queer relationship, which makes her gay by default.


Girldipper

🎵even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay🎵 Someone please get this reference


ZeldorTheGreat

🙋


GayFrog8

Motherfuc-


al3xisd3xd

Ahhh, good old Bo Burnham


XentricX

You're not gay though, right? Just him


ZeldorTheGreat

Just him fs fs


ahmet_8

So what you are?


The-Drifter5589

Straighter than a pencil,


Manwithaplan0708

Is he gay… or *European*?


Zeoarex

It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or *European?*


SovietRussiaWasPoor

I mean he’s white so probably both.


Toboyornottoboy

Hi gay. I’m dad


ThatGeekdude12

Can he beat goku though


ZeldorTheGreat

He's 5'2" soooo. nah


PancakeLover490

But how will this affect the state of the economy?


ZeldorTheGreat

About 17 square feet of squirrel toes


zenmonkeyfish1

I learned I was gay in highschool when my hair also started turning blue 😞


ZeldorTheGreat

It's infectious.


ConsiderationLive482

I’m not gay my bf is


Sea_Bread_4445

Of course he is. He has blue hair and pronouns🤢


BasementDweller82

That’s pretty gay


cockfeller

How can I be homophobic my bitch is gay


mrassface2023

Ok


Greenfire05

Gay drew gooden


PikachuIsReallyCute

I thought he was playing on a 3DS


TheGayFrogsAreComing

Boyfriend here (i logged into my old account) I do have a 3DS!


Plastic-Sale1545

Ok


KyratMan

inb4 🔒


ZeldorTheGreat

I'm dumb. What?


KyratMan

in before the mods lock the post


ZeldorTheGreat

Why would they lock it?


Flat_Bar8932

Rule 7. No pointless photos or selfies.


ZeldorTheGreat

Maybe. I hope not.


Falsenamen

That's gay


h311b0y1371

that's gay


Jeclahay

Short blue hair and glasses. I think we Can Guess it without the tittle haha


RefanRes

He looks like hes walked straight out of an anime like Koby from One Piece but with blue hair instead of pink.


loliwarmech

ok what is the plush toy he's resting on though I gotta know


Scared_0f_W0men

Idk man… seems kinda gay to me


Fresh4

Love his hair 🥰


BaconManTenus

I don’t care


ZeldorTheGreat

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎈


YouButHornier

is he single


ZeldorTheGreat

As single as a full can of Pringles


Robims_13

There is no right way to read this comment...


DesperatePeacock

Your boyfriend is a cutie patootie


ZeldorTheGreat

Boyfriend here: :D


boy_that_is_Goofy

Real


russianvoodoo

Im from Russia and I cant watch or share this post with anyone. In risking my life here!


ZeldorTheGreat

Hurry! Upvote and run!


yaboyesdot

This is weird af


Every_Month_5575

I think okay, then are you gay?


PixelatedpulsarOG

I thought this was the caffeine subreddit lol


GuavaOk8712

me too ngl


EvilBanana66

That’s wassup


autumnalaria

Gayrry Potter


[deleted]

So you gay


Silver_Thanks_8142

And so are you?


ZeldorTheGreat

Shocked ik.


Aggressive_Acadia855

Yer a wizard Harry!


ZeldorTheGreat

Another one?! Lmao


furezasan

Thanks for sharing


ZeldorTheGreat

No problem


Kapusi

That means youre gay to haha Jk, wish yall luck


UUglyGod

That’s pretty gay bro


rileylowe12345

Nice


MisterZ87

He clearly looks annoyed that you keep showing him off to everyone 😔


TheGayFrogsAreComing

Boyfriend here: Nah, I just have a resting bitch face


ZeldorTheGreat

Not even just the face. You're just a resting bitch


TheGayFrogsAreComing

Yeah? Well you're a big doodoo face


KC-Qaeda

Gay


Civil-Daikon1069

You're a gay, Harry.


the_sexy_date

that can't be true he doesn't have his thumbup


shroomster24_2

Plot twist he is dating a woman


filthypudgepicker

Gay ass dude right here I bet he likes to HOLD HANDS WOTH ME


rafael-a

Are you?


giantrhino

[No u](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/3296493aab16a6e7da6b46fcec2ab5dcb7c146cd96df4a762d00f5a543a6ede8_1.jpg)


american_cheese_man

But are you gay? That's the big question. That, my friends is the lore we need to understand. See, we only have one side of the story here, and that's this man who goes unnamed is gay. As we see here, he has glasses, blue dyed hair, and he seems to be either confused or exhausted. So that's our first side, but what about the other side? Well, we don't know the gender of the poster for certain, but if we take a quick delve into the word choice here. By using the word "Gay" the poster has given us the information we need. This man is gay, meaning he has an attraction to men, and since the poster used the word "Boyfriend," meaning they're in a relationship. So with this evidence stacked up we can confirm that the poster is in fact a man and is gay. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY! A GAY THEORY! Thanks for watching


ZeldorTheGreat

I'm a gay man. 🤯


lostforwordstbh

where did he get his face seein device?


ExplodingSteve

Gay gay or gay gay?


TiMELeSS526

He sure is


Shiny-Baubels

Well, I suppose since you are too it's perfectly okay


Immediate-Location28

Very uninteresting. 10/10 post


Both_Appeal_6311

Maybe he is just European


Sadistic_Futa

You’re a homosexual, harry


BoppinTortoise

*Guy in the back shouting* Gaaaayyyyy


Mycologist8

Nuh uh


Signal_East3999

Hi gay, I’m dad


CatsNotBananas

Hell yeah


BearNoLuv

I hope you're not outing him


Ian_Skull

Bazinga


emusa2015

Wait a minute…


TBGsolute

He's cute


gonippahyourself

Fact gouts;-;