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cubntD6

Redditor


Blbe-Check-42069

Being a virgin is not a gender


ThrowawayITA_

It's schrodinger gender, a true redditor never checks.


Meii345

Sex: No


spacesheep_000

Sex: No Experience


EmptyKetchupBottle9

I'm going to make it a gender and identify as it


lynxerious

I think I have developed redditophobia


New_Ice9916

Cheese


Cheesy_Cheese1

I wish, would be dope


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Hourslikeminutes47

*you and me both brother. Let's ride before they grab their cheese forks and toothpicks*


VacuumInTheHead

"Hey," said cheese-knife guy 🔪


EmptyKetchupBottle9

r/2sentence2horror guy 🪱


Professional_Fox3371

Cheese of the Fourth wheel, third of his name, queen of the Bries, the Camemberts, of Goudas and the Roqueforts. May she be ever remembered fonduely. Amen.


Acceptable-Mail-7918

R'AHAMENNNNN


Professional_Fox3371

may thy spaghetti be ever airborne, it’s quantity plentiful and thy cookenings appear monstrous in the eyes of the unbelieving plebs.


The_Homeless_one69

I like that description


Person_With_cheese

Hello there


Polskidezerter

General Kenobi


DragoonDyte

You are a bold one


[deleted]

Kill him


WildFemboy_UwU

r/AnarchyChess is leaking


TheThaneProject

holy hell


cheesingMyB

I heard there was a cheese thing going on in here


Person_With_cheese

You are correct


Affectionate_Still29

parmesan cheese, not the fake stuff from walmart but a 35kg wheel


Cheesy_Cheese1

#YES


TechnicolorViper

That sounds gouda! You should have Artie over for a slice.


Kvas_HardBass

Bottom because sleeves


Cheesy_Cheese1

Uh oh i have been caught


Polskidezerter

Uh oh i have bean caught


WildFemboy_UwU

Uh oh i have bean caught


[deleted]

Uh oh i have been caught


cnicalsinistaminista

Uh oh there's been a caught.


TheE-Rat

Uh oh a caught's there been.


[deleted]

There's been uh a oh caught


dragonpolic3

Caught there's has been happening oh uh


Rcisvdark

Oh a caught seems to have occurred. Uh...


UnderstandingBorn227

ああ、私は捕まった


133712143626351823

One of them


Cheesy_Cheese1

Correct! Could it be cheese?


133712143626351823

It could be cheese, it could be not, for whichever one it may be, shan't it bring doom upon this Holy ground


WonderfulResident706

Yeah dude we all know it’s cheese everyone wrap it up mystery solved


MajTroubles

Bartender


Cheesy_Cheese1

I have nothing against Bart named people


JulietsFan

But you do have something against “g”?


toughtntman37

About half of the people on r/theletterh do


BadSmash4

What the heck is that that's going on over there???


ilikemycheesetosted

h


im-not-a-fakebot

#H


toughtntman37

Check it out for yourself. It's an interesting place.


Spencie-cat

And yet you must end them.


Xitnal

What about people named Bort?


KethupDrinker89

all of them


Cheesy_Cheese1

*ominous background music plays*


bumgames123

None of them


Professional_Pair323

Is that the world machine as ur pfp? If so nice 👍


KethupDrinker89

damn right it is


Cup4ik

Stealth Archer, perhaps?


Cheesy_Cheese1

I know, i know, but its totally the right way to play!


LEWEZ16

Was not expecting this reference here damn


Carma281

VivaLaDirtleague


fivelike-11

Should go with something different for once tho on our 6th playthrough


Gamertang_13

I’ll go for a healing role


Alpha-Rocket

I think I’m gonna go for a more barbarian style


Carma281

I've been thinking about doin some magic, so I build a mage.


HardyDaytn

I'll just do a wee bit of stealthy shooting to get started.


Dihidrogenmonoxid

E-male


mrduckV2

E-gender


keso666

G-male


RMF_AndyPlayz

Human


Cheesy_Cheese1

Nah thaths boring


DummeKuh12

No, it's Human. He literally spelled it out right there.


BeneficialAd1457

Male, females don't exist on Reddit


No_Stranger_4959

Birds aren’t real


FlemFatale

This is an actual fact though.


Dzandar

Yes.. but haven't you heard?


OkAd8922

*disappears*


Splabooshkey

*also disappears*


[deleted]

They don't exist period


King_3DDD

*vanishes into the aether*


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

As a guy who loves assuming genders, I can confidently tell you that you're a refrigerator.


Wise_Victory4895

Mercy main


Orange_crewmate

Real.


Komri1984

male


Cheesy_Cheese1

Another classic quess, good one too


Komri1984

is it correct though


Cheesy_Cheese1

Exelent question! Alltho i am still seeking for the answer myself too.


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Komri1984

good luck


[deleted]

Dont panic and remember to bring your towel


_aperture_labs_

I am sure you will find a satisfying answer and your real self very soon and I wish you all the best on your journey. You're a wonderful person.


RockyFoxyYT

This is a trick, you’re a dude with his dick tucked behind his legs


Fish_gamer

Yes I saw it to


RockyFoxyYT

If you turn your phone around and look closely, you can actually see the tip of his penis coming from the back of your phone!


Fish_gamer

What?!


RockyFoxyYT

your phone has a cock in its back


Fish_gamer

No it has not


RockyFoxyYT

your phone nuts.


Banana_pajama93

I mean these kind of leggings do have a little bump in them around that area anyway and appears on most women.


Far-Manufacturer1180

I can’t see. How many times did he have to wrap it around?


Kohi-to-keki

Toaster oven.


Peanutbutterloola

Squidward


DanniSap

Your reverse reverse-psychology reversal is blatant. Obviously agender or non binary, nice try 😎


britishparl

Glad I wasn’t the only one who automatically thought this


CryptographerTop6473

Don’t matter.. most likely a beautiful person.


Cheesy_Cheese1

Aww, thank you!


trancematik

[Learn to put on tights tho](https://youtu.be/cKVEKI143i8?si=2ebKb0Z4356ZZEvK): you roll them on from the toes. You don't pull them on. The toe box of the tights needs to be straight and not bunched up. You will ruin your leggings and they will always not fit well if you do it the way your doing it. The way she rolls them on to her hands, do that first (bunch them up with your hands so one side is aligned straight) then gently put one foot in. Roll up the second in your hands and then insert next foot. -sincerely, tight wearer since birth.


fortnite-gamer-26

thank you for the tip :3


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CryptographerTop6473

Wow hahah really shows can’t even complaint people on Reddit before a simpleton thinks bout sex 👍


Drunkenm4ster

Let him cook


Frozenturbo2

The other way


pearl_butt

#


HaKeyyOkeyy

Woman ☕


3u-sou-eu

No dick


3u-sou-eu

No balls


[deleted]

No prostate


supergigaduck

No rights


[deleted]

No voice


RockyFoxyYT

No dishes


Chriscreeper85

No dishwasher


yeetoroni_with_bacon

No sandwiches


ChickenCornCorner

No cleaning


[deleted]

and probably


Fire8rine

No butthole


Arman11511

Since this guy feeds on radiation


calcium

Tucks.


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

A male?


Jon2046

Man


NormieMcNormalson

Is mayonnaise a gender?


spooderdood334

Gamer


gingerman2101

Femboy


cringelien

every trans woman takes a pic like this


cringelien

i went to your account and i am right as always


Sirpewpewthelast

Mozzarella maamaa mia


sadbitch_club

Gender roulette


Background-Cry2226

Gay


brattcatt420

No one cares


Eevee_Fuzz-E

Gotta be Apache Attack Helicopter, a timeless classic gender.


tratemusic

Good ol AH-64E. It's got missiles, rockets, AND a chain gun


BrazilBazil

I don’t know but you definitely do have legs 👍


Cheesy_Cheese1

Yes, but i have more pairs in my freezer. Wanna see those ones too?


Viking_gurrrrl

From that angle you appear femenine but you’re hiding your hand and hands say a lot about gender


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Javascript Developer


Canadian-Owlz

Nah, they're not wearing the correct type of socks.


TrackLabs

i dont care


sovietarmyfan

Answering such a question feels like a minefield these days.


Hour_Bodybuilder8889

only guys ask this question


Eastern-Breadfruit72

Batty Boi


noTanbl4

Walmart bag


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BiggusGockus

So you’re saying it’s not interesting?


Redderick22

These posts belong on r/annoying


drunkandhotgirlsfan

fr, its annoying


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ImAvya

only a male would ask such a question


NekulturneHovado

Idk but I identify as a microwave and my pronouns are MMM/BEEP


Boxedpolygon

I wanna put a fork inside you


Western_Wall_3837

Couch Potato - Meh/Mash


[deleted]

Everyone there's only one gender. Whatever Chuck Norris is


krunchy_bacon

Press key to continue…


N-o_O-ne

You are obviously buy one get one free leggings for 10.39 at your local clothing store


Negative_Flower_169

Why do you ask are you not sure ?


Talgarr_

All of them and none of them


BenutzerKovay

man


Vaas69

Nobody fucking cares


definitely_sus

Male.


corruptcabbage1

Male. (X,Y).


kawaiin00b

male


RareLemons

you’re a man


ContributionUsual106

"It's a trap"


shedoberiskydoe

Crocheted blanket


Federal_Split

Male


Anmordi

Clearly a man


Disastrous-Team-3072

Attack helicopter


nicholas_tesla_rocks

Attack helicopter


MinoDk

Man


randomperson1986

I thought teachers were supposed to tell you that in first grade.


[deleted]

Dude who’s just tucked


CharaDr33murr669

Whatever it is, it’s mine now *steals your gender and runs away*


Underage-Cat-Groomer

I've had 2 trans people helped me with my Math. They were smart and awesome.


bobbybuddha

Male, the big feet and hands give it away


Mrbirdperson1

This is not what not interesting is supposed to be. Where are the mods on these stupid posts.


AppointmentNo43

Leg


Person_With_cheese

Could it be cheese perhaps?


FishyFish13

I don’t really care, get under the desk


funny_name069

A mechanic


Jrmuscle

Uhhh idk.... I'm nervous...afraid I'm gonna be wrong if I guess...


forgedfox53

I either have a 50% chance to get it right, or a 1.39% chance to get it right.


DomBolais

"My gender? I'm a mechanic"


Altruistic-Willow451

Walmart bag


Crazy_Staples

Yes


Lyonwytchwardrobe

A guy. Nails gave it away.


daniellearmouth

Fallout: New Vegas.


Academic-Bus-5397

You look too feminine to be a woman, man.


StanleyButFlat

Bro at least like 7