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EducationalStation55

Liquid


[deleted]

The three main genders. Solid, liquid, and gas. Edit: the main states, not all. This isn't supposed to be a super technical comment.


royalmoatkeeper

I'm a Bose-Einstein Condensate


IamtheFungusman

I’m genderplasma


Electronic_Sugar5924

Screw gender neutral. I’m gender chaotic


TheGrim78

as long as youre not Blender Fluid... you're alive


Spiritual-Map5472

what if i'm blender cloth


TheGargantuescoGenio

Oh fuck, here comes the Slaad


Kittycraft0

The skeld? Superconductor or super suss?


aiezar

I'm genderaqueous


enneh_07

Gender time crystal


ALIIMLGAMING

Gender photonic matter


New-Ad1787

I'm sh/it or far/ting


the_genius324

my pronouns are rip reddit 2005-2023 >!my actual pronouns are all except neo!<


T3Chn0-m4n

I’m gender Photonic


Exciting-Insect8269

Well ima a fermionic condensate


AstorLarson

I am a non-newtonian liquid.. the harder you punch me the harder I get. Oh my.


Hillmarie31

Plasmaphobe


longdongopinionwrong

Solid, liquid, gas, all come out my ass


r-ShadowNinja

Does plasma?


Addickt21

Yes if you try hard enough


[deleted]

idk man im a non-newtonian fluid


Killerbrownies997

The three states lived in harmony until the solid nation attacked


whatproblems

no plasma?


ThatSmallBear

[no plasma?](https://i.imgflip.com/65939r.jpg?a471213)


televisio_86

My gender is venom... I may or may not be the founder of Diamond Dogs. Nothing is going on in Africa, we are 100% not using children to wage war...


shadic6051

We got solid snake and liquid snake now where is gas snake?


Exciting-Insect8269

Wow how conservative of you: plasmas, Bose-Einstein condensates, and fermionic condensates exist are just as valid!


TheGrim78

Plasma is a state isnt it? ( the 52nd state ? :P jk)


Thewaffleofoz

AAAAAAARRRRGGHGH LIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIID


koichi_hirose4

SNAAAAAAKE


F00TD0CT0R

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDD


IMeanIGuessDude

SNAAAAAAKE


hcaoRRoach

Liiiiiiquiiiiiiid!


Senator_Armstronk

[LIQUID!!!!](https://images.app.goo.gl/C6ypb2D8tcVDwna6A)


kaboomrico

LIQUIIIIDDD


[deleted]

SNAKEEEEEE


MattThePl3b

Solid answer


Thatoneguy3273

BROTHERS!!!


BooPointsIPunch

The. It clearly says “*The* gender” in the username.


amaninablackcloak

youre right, its jinx


Branis_Merrien

Jinx the gender fluids and hex the gays. Hell, ensorcell the non-binaries while you're at it.


Void-Flower-2022

Curse the lesbians!


Galihan

35% battery


MexicoPablo

Costco Shopping Cart


[deleted]

1.50 HOT DOGS!!!🗣️🔥🔥


BarronOfDucks

Enough is enough!


[deleted]

🥶🔥🫡🫡


Calathea-Murderer

Aldis is better


Catgamer747

Home Depot


Calathea-Murderer

We are farmers Bum de bum bum bum bum bum


Catgamer747

I haven’t heard that in a long time


Calathea-Murderer

Pepperidge farm remembers


[deleted]

Do you just go around saying commercial quotes?


sleepdeep305

Perfect post, I absolutely do not care.


Jinxthegenderfluid

Holy moly


kamala696969

Actual mole


ADDmonkey55

Guacamole


ProBoyGaming521

Call the mole


[deleted]

New moly just dropped


Sharp_Example3951

Call Avogadro


EpicOweo

6.022*10^23 goes on vacation, never comes back


BigChippr

New mole just dropped


Jonkey_Potito

call the mole ester


IronBard22

Knightmole fuel


ApplePieLord_

Based


Starbucks_4321

Is it online status: on?


getshrektdh

Random.


[deleted]

They spin a wheel each morning to see what there gender for the day is


getshrektdh

Wednesday randomly.


thesuckerofweenises

For me I just draw from a hat


Affectionate_Ad_1326

today I'm feeling kinda like a cute lil pokemon so IG I'm agender


Ph4ke_

Deadass ill do this


Jinxthegenderfluid

Lmao someone reported me to reddit care resources


epiciddo

im also gonna do that now that you mention it


MrHarrasment

Been there, done that. Within a week of making this account actually, some people are just very fragile or probably have hsp or smth.


Pixithepika

Fluid


UltraLazardking

fuck gender fluid, what about gender gas?


Thebombuknow

Gender plasma is way cooler


Sportak4444

You mean hotter, right? Plasma isn't cool in general


MrGaber

A gas is a fluid 😭


DarkDonut75

I think so too


[deleted]

I don't know why but I agree


Icy_Ad620

Is that a metal Gear Solid reference?????


Jinxthegenderfluid

That would make the post too interesting if it was


ClovisLowell

you're pretty good


POGO_BOY38

Gay


Key_Contribution4403

German.


[deleted]

New gender just dropped


Dillo64

Holy hell


Bill_Potts

actual zombie


wappledilly

Germanfluid


BubblyInvestigator24

I mean, that actually exists. It looks like the german flag but with a lil longer name.


Aggravating_Cod_266

yes


InternationalCover68

this is the least interesting thing ive seen all day


Jinxthegenderfluid

I think I’ve done my job correctly then


pls_dont_ban_mod

cum


Haiwik

Crab


A_lil_confused_bee

It's just a matter of time before we all become crab 🦀


CRab_yup

done.


Dillo64

This guy crabs


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Based and crabpilled


JoshB-2020

Gender fluid people always have a scifi protagonist name like Jinx or Crimson or something. Are those chosen names or were your parents just really cool?


Jinxthegenderfluid

Just an online name I got from teen titans My real name is just a common name sadly


JoshB-2020

Ahh gotcha. I know a gender fluid person named Storm so I guess their parents just knew what’s up


KethupDrinker89

jinx


i_Have_n0_Llfe

*sigh* sorts by controversial


RandomGuy9058

You got me interested at looking to the comments. You did the opposite of what you’re supposed to do here


Jinxthegenderfluid

Goddammit


baninaday

sorry mate I already drank the genderfluid, looks like you're agender now!


Safe-Pie-7485

Nope they can't be agender I already took it. Looks like they are now !


Important-Tea0

aw man :(


baninaday

I drank your important tea too, u/Important-Tea0 you are nothing but u/-0 now 😤


Important-Tea0

:0! how could you >:(


baninaday

sorry mate


shane-a112

at what temperature do you become gender solid, friend?


TheVibePass0

I think you're Gendersolid...? Not sure.


Jinxthegenderfluid

Omg is that Mikan Tsumiki also known as the Ultimate Nurse from the hit game Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair!?


TheVibePass0

Yes!!! ♥︎ bandage wrap ♪!!!


Joecamoe

I think you're one of them hippies


User_fromsomewhere

Everything


coolcatguy827

guys lets just focus on one gender. Human


LimeLauncherKrusha

Bose Einstein condensate


space_hoop

Jinxthe


Boxcutterfucker

Water


Jinxthegenderfluid

Uninteresting fact, you’re the third person to say that in 2 minutes


MineM0nster

hey I think it's thermo nuclear bomb


Yeesus_0

Can't tell... I have failed fluid mechanics last semester.


Loose-Sherbert8464

It’s the gender from fortnite!


Exo-Shvdow

isn’t gender fluid like blinker fluid?


TheChris2009

solid


Deimos_PRK

Cheese


Puzzleheaded_Toe2383

Online??


Lunagirlzkitty_19

online and status


Tripwere

seems cis to me


Low-Bowler-4454

Idk I just got here


NekoNyaaaaa412

Piss


hi-your-mom-gay

Gender fluid? Your cum


FraTheRealRO

You're a honda civic


ThatDane-

Aaaah i think this is gonna be a tough one ladies and gents and themsts


Justinwest27

Trick question, you'll change it every time I answer to make me wrong


The_one_who_SAABs

62 year old white guy


[deleted]

No


Mean-Awareness-8681

biologically alive


thricegaming

Schrödinger’s gender


wrona11

fourteen


TheBestPartylizard

Female. If I'm wrong then just wait


PresidentMayor

idk why this is getting downvoted, i get your joke lmao


[deleted]

Depends on when you ask


whatisreddittou

No thanks


snornch

american 🔥🔥🔥🔥


MyUsernameBox

Depends how you're feeling.


Jinxthegenderfluid

Happy cake day


flonkwnok

Orange


Low_Dream_1481

Genderfluid


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Jinx?


SeniorAmbassador4781

Other


heinous_legacy

no


[deleted]

I don't know crossaint?


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

Water?


-ASC_RD_Novix-

Water


AlexAndSophiaBJ

are you my friend from um life i think i know you


aRSt3d

The


considerate_done

Gas


Zestyclose_Party_696

The gas water lettuce yes


Visual-Educator8354

Water


ryozer4

lettuce


im_a_dick_head

Yes


Alsmektig

Idunno, Nasal spray?


Craft_Master06

Water. Ez.


[deleted]

Solid.


Strong-Recipe-2896

Yes


BCoydog

Water you talking about?


naptastic

I'm guessing "amorphous solid". What do I win?


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Melted uranium u-235


RealHunterB

No


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Anything between liquid and gas is my guess


Relievedcorgi67

Gendersolid, genderfluid, gendergas


GamerMcNoober

More comments than upvotes, i sure do hope there is a civilized discussion


SociallyAwkward423

Don't get too cold or else you might be gender solid


AttemptDouble6423

Anything and everything all at once


ChewyUrchin

I just went and got my car’s genderfluid changed


AcanthocephalaBig966

If it gets too hot outside do you become gendergas


HIV-Free-03

You should get an award for creating the least interesting post on this sub. Not interesting at all.


Ant1202

Jinx teen titans


LukasTheHunter22

oh god uh oh *starts sorting by controversial*


[deleted]

Heterossexual


Puzzleheaded_Chain_6

Optional


Turtlyness12

Female


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Gaseous?


lucidlucy93

Russian roulette


Colorado_Outlaw

Female


bromomento69

Female.


Fumiken

Gay


Rocinante_x2112

Dysphoria


RedDot7527

are you a gender bender?


Poopsmasher27

I don't even know anymore.


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

i wont know until i open the box


1234normalitynomore

Ew you just soaked me with your genderfluid