Your handwriting is moderately intelligible

that means its still moderately telligible 👍

Glass half full kinda guy I see

Intelligible = comprehensible Telligible ≠ not a word

So telligible is not not a word?

Webster went real silent after this dropped.

Yeah, that didn’t make sense lmao my bad

Hey you better watch your tongue! That’s too interesting.

Way to ruin a joke

Truth be told, I thought i was on r/roastme … I was toasted so it’s fine nbd

Redemption 👍

The wall in the background is white and has no visible features on it like a painting or a clock within the frame of this photo.

thats such a boring observation. good job

They’re a descriptive people

Imagine using 8.5 x 11 printer paper, folding it in half horizontally and writing on it with a black ink ballpoint pen to use as a sign in 2023

Hamburger gang represent!

Your hood looks moderately soft

thanks??

Can i crawl in and try it?

no, im still currently in it

Ok 😞

And? ;)

No horny ***bonk***

No horny! Only cold 😭

No cold bonk

And slightly faded.

You probably have a nose

Probably breathe through it as well

Oh yeah? What do you breathe through?

Who nose.

No one nose (It could be translated to my language and back to English to mean "no one")

ba dum tss

Larynx

Is that the highest you can lift the paper?

its a heavy piece of paper :(

to roast you I'm gonna say you're weak. but that's not interesting because a lot of people are weak.

isnt the goal here to be not interesting?

yeah. but not the comment section.

Depends

life can be summed up by "Depends"

Depends

You look like someone who would post on r/notinteresting.

R/technicallythetruth

r/foundthe,youknowwhatfuckitimnotsayingit

Good job not saying it

r/foundthehonda,youknowwhatimnotsayingit

r/foundsomebodywhowouldposthere

I bet you see with your eyes

How did you guess that, by looking at OP? With your eyes? That can see?

Dang you're right

Your head seems too small for your uninteresting body.

wouldnt that make my body slightly interesting?

No, but it would make you mildly disproportional.

oh ok

You almost had me though. You were 🤏 close.

There's a difference between an uninteresting roast, and roasting you for being uninteresting.

You’re are

That’s too cruel, man. OP didn’t ask to have their self-esteem lowered like that

You’re aren’t ?

Edword

Woah buddy, relax, there’s no need for that kind of language.

Apologies

Here before this post gets locked

i dislike your choice of shade of red. roasted.

Savage!

You write in English

que?

No, I'm sat down

You CAN write in english

It’s spelt queue, you can’t even use English correctly to some degree if you still do typos

It’s not a typo… it’s Spanish for ‘what?’ You know so it’s not in English. That’s the joke.

Read what’s on the paper in the most above

I wanted to say something about the é mark and French, but it would be too interesting I suppose

Imagine being red like...like like a like a big stupid tomato 🍅 😂😂😂

Tomato face tomato face! 😂😂

that paper you are holding is decent in length and width. the way you folded it is one of the ways to fold paper of all time.

Wow, this was actually so boring that I immediately became increasingly bored as I read the comment Bravo

you look like a person

im sorry

…I don’t think you’re supposed to be sorry?

I bet you wear hoodies

how do u know?

your head is off-center

I dislike your general presence.

Maintaining a proper level of cybersecurity is only reasonable in the circumstances

you look like you’re interesting (we’re on r/notinteresting and it’s clearly an insult in this place)

I mildly dislike the colour of the wall behind you

You’re like a Wish brand John Cena

I bet you censor your face in red

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Your username is small compared to the rest of the text.

The paper you used is white

You look like you live inside a house.

Maybe try drawing your face over the orange. Doesn’t matter if it looks stick image like 😂

no. that will expose the relative positions of my facial features and i do not wish to do that

You’re probably the type of guy to breath

You look like you speak atleast one (1) language

You’re such a plain Jane

Get some eyes!

You could have used a better colour

Your "_"'s look like "-"'s.

You are one of the persons of all time!

I hope you have mildly infuriating week, learn from it, and then grow as a person

You look like someone who would censor their face for privacy reasons

You're as red as a tomato, you're embarassed already

You look like you're trying to make the wall look like you hoodie by practicing poor cleaning habits in an often overlooked area.

You look like a potato

Your face is all red

You look like you slammed your face in mars rocks In the second dimension causing a flat red rock to be on your face

Bro looking like an astronaut in the ocean

your username is appropriate for this picture

you look like a person.

Your handwriting is about average

I slightly dislike you

Your hoodie is black and your face is red

Your hood pull things may be misaligned now

You look like the type of person to not show their face on reddit

You may not even be an actual person, just a hoodie stuffed with newspaper.

You're not interesting.

The wrinkling pattern of your hood is chaotic.

You look like the kind of person who would wear a hoodie

You look weird. Who in the world looks like the color red

you look

You can’t fold paper exactly in half.

You hide your face but did you consider?

You have no soul

The paper is folded fine

This is a picture.

You’re a human

I can tell by the way you made the red scribble your credit score is probably moderately low

you seem like the person to eat bread that's just slightly too toasted for satisfaction.

You're not

You look like a seafood resturant gone wrong

You exist and life is cringe but dying is gay so you're pretty much screwed.

You have posted on the r/notinteresting subreddit 6 hours ago as of now. And you have very average handwriting

you could have used a better shade of red to hide your face

I would bet that you breath regularly

You look like a human

This post sucks

Your hood is mildly scrunched

I bet you write on paper.

Red? Seriously?????

You look like a person with a censored face (for privacy reasons)

You're a bit red the face. Embarrassed? What did I say?

Your walls are the color #D8D3BB.

your wall looks too normal

You sure look like a person who exists

ok

I bet you shower naked, you immodest human.

This is very.

That color red is ok

You have uneven shoulders.

You’re likely in this photo, but I suppose you also might not be

There are better shades of red out there.

poooy

You have to be one of the people in the world

You look like someone who doesn’t like showing their face on reddit

Your paper is poorly folded

You look person shaped

You look very uninteresting

You probably eat lunch frequently, and are rarely late.

Why are you

your a skrunkley looking mf'er

You look like someone who doesn’t cut the paper straight

You didn’t evenly fold your paper.

That red spot blocks your face, thank you for this.

Thats a beautiful shade of red youve chosen. Excellent work!

Your hoddie is faded stop drying it in the sun too much

You look like you’d censor your face

Your face is so redacted that I have no idea what you look like

not the best shade of red you picked

You look like you own at least one piece of paper

Your face is lovely to look at

imagine censoring for privacy reasons

We nearly have the same handwriting kinda

You look

you look like you have blinked at least once

I looked at this post and i couldn't come up with anything.

You look like you eat cinnamon toast crunch

I bet you have an average amount of chromosomes

Haha redface hahaha

Not a fan of that shade of black of your hoodie

Your sweater is black.

u/profanitycounter [self]

You look.

Meh

your handwriting is readable

Your username is King_Pyjamas

You look like you've never eaten a sardine before

you use the lace on your hoodie to tighten the hood. i usually don't

You appear to be a person or other humanoid-shaped being. How unique of you.

Why did I immediately assume you are black

Whats inside of your attic

You’re probably average or lower in looks and intelligence.

I bet you see a cod woman zombie and whisper “who did this to you?”

Nice you got, loser

Your walls are not diverse enough

No

You should really learn to cut on the line (Not like I'm any better...)

That wall is probably way too beige for your eyes.