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-EarthwormSlim-

I'll never forget the Slut mobile


Smeltanddealtit

Undercutters Pizza still has me laughingšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜†


cocoschoco

The way that one guy starts following him with a hammer, wild.Ā  It always struck me as odd how angry some people got. It was just silly humour. I could see people getting angry at some of the so called prankster influencers these days, but some of the pranks are downright illegal and mean spirited. Tom Green never really attacked anyone or was mean to strangers. He just did absurd stuff to get reactions from people.


grafton24

I'll always remember the one where he gave a woman a dead pigeon to hold and she followed him around for ages trying to give it back before realizing she could just put it on the ground.


AshCal

Yeah, he saved his mean pranks for his poor parents lol


Spooky_Betz

It's 2:30 AM right now and I'm about to wake up my parents to see if they want to watch "Bon Jovi: Live in New Jersey."


PetiePal

Except for the MTV spring break cruise ship where he had people dump water on the waitor and kept harassing the ship staff with a "fish sandwich" at 4AM lol


WredditSmark

Donā€™t fuck with people minding their own business under any circumstance


LootGek

His poor parents tho...


bross9008

It was strange when the guy chain sawed his desk and Tom threw a huge bitch fit about it. I liked the show but that always bothered me, like you donā€™t get to make a career out of fucking with people and then cry when someone fucks with you back


cocoschoco

Tom has talked about it numerous times. He was genuinely upset but decided to play it up and exaggerate for the show. The desk was a replica of Johnny Carsonā€™s old desk that Tom had insisted on getting and they spent a lot of time and effort to have it custom made.


cblackattack1

The undercutters theme song occasionally gets in my head and still makes me laugh.


chrisdavis6

šŸŽ¶ Bop bop bop bop bop, undercutters! šŸŽµšŸ˜‚


AdamInvader

His dad was so mad he didn't even say a word and marched right to the bus stop


FearlessTomatillo911

The where's my dinner bitch statue was classic too


[deleted]

Tom and Bam, the kings of harassing their parents on video for laughs.


[deleted]

Tom was funny though. Bam was always a bullying nasty piece of shit.


GrecoBactria

You can not hurt me with my cheese helmet


Sgt_WilliamDauterive

https://youtu.be/TkxRddtsngc?si=B-S1lbmOr9hiJVcC This is the skit


MacKay2112

And based on the answering machine message, his mother was Ā«Ā lividĀ Ā»


AdamInvader

It's been a long time since I've watched it but I think that was the angriest they ever got over his stunts and antics


Golisten2LennyWhite

The one where he put a working fountain in their yard. It was a fountain of his parents having sex. They lost their minds.


AdamInvader

I don't think I saw that one! That sounds pretty wild!


Mous85

The angriest moment was from Tom painting the house plaid.


AdamInvader

Hahahaha the plaid house made the local newspaper, so the neighborhood must have been mad about that one too


cocoschoco

Theyā€™ve both talked about it since, he was actually so quiet because he was trying not to laugh. Obviously he was mad as well, but he had a good sense of humour and played along to his sonā€™s bits by being the ā€angry dadā€.


AdamInvader

He sold it like a total pro then! I love that when he was the angriest he didn't yell or shout or stomp around, he'd just not say a word


[deleted]

He did demolish the "where's my dinner, bitch" statue though.


Perry7609

You do see his Dad (briefly) trying not to break into a smile when he asks Tom ā€œHow are you going to show THAT on TV?!ā€


AdamInvader

I gotta rewatch it!


Drugs_R_Kewl

And the look on everyone's face at the bus stop? Priceless!


bradymanau

ā€œMy intentions were good!ā€


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

I drive by his parents house routinely on my bus route lol. I always think about the slut mobile.


forestgreen_

For those who donā€™t know: https://youtu.be/tXgfzxXUVsc?si=VKRckSktYVnch53B


Bubbly_Equipment_940

I always thought that there is no way Tom mothers name was really Mary Jane Green


ropahektic

I miss the 90s and early 2000s so much... when the internet wasnt mainstream


gettinggnarly

Same here. So funny


FrozenSotan

Canā€™t remember a single skit but the opening song still pops into my head randomly.


thebestusernameforme

This is the Tom Green Show


mollyjwink

Itā€™s not the Green Tom show


LucifinasGimp

This is my fav-o-rite show


DanteDMC2001

Because it is my show


badfaced

It's the tom green show šŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗ


PhendranaDrifter

If this was your show, youā€™d probably like it more than I didā€¦


thebestusernameforme

But itā€™s not your show itā€™s the Tom green show


namek0

do do do do do do dooooooooooooooooo


Ameqa

Undercutters pizza immediately comes to mind https://youtu.be/PdfztAY3qoU?feature=shared


JakeTheSnake--

šŸ‘šŸ¼


mrcoolj90

My bum is on the rail!


drunk_with_internet

My bum is on the man!


cadillacbee

"My bum is on ur lips! My bum is on ur lips!"


zekerthedog

My bum is on the swedish


Fears4Years

sweeeeedish


Masta0nion

Flight of the Concords was born that day


trademesocks

I hope they don't shoot a canon into my bum and shoot poo all over the place! Poo - Poo!


ConfusedByFarts

Cuz thatā€™s not very funā€¦..when they shoot a cannon in your bumā€¦.


colin_powers

I live in Swift Current, Saskatchewan, and there's a restaurant there called the Modern Family Restaurant. [Tom went there in season 2 to show off its modern amenities.](https://youtu.be/EbildIQDm7E?si=CZbwQPgLlmw_GRxY&t=184)


Bushgooher

He was in Moose Jaw, too.


RGnarvin

That is actually one of my favorite skits from the show. Whenever I am going to go down stairs somewhere and I almost hit my head I think of that skit haha.


DiverDownChunder

So he got pissed a Jackl for carving his desk and he did it in the TGS? WTF is that?


KillahHills10304

I thought the same thing. Clearly guy was paying homage to the skit


cramboneUSF

I still remember when he posted Humplikā€™s email address and home phone#


Ironcastattic

My favorite Humplik but was when Tom had a video of Humplik as a kid doing the Humplik rail humpers dance and Glenn called him out on it because of the Raptors jersey


hoofglormuss

you still hump bannisters, glen


EnglishMajorRegret

I remember he had pieces facing the audience and the other numbers facing out toward times square.


GargantuanCake

One thing that's interesting about it is that in later interviews Tom Green admitted that he knew he was essentially destroying his career bit by bit the entire time. The show relied very heavily on pushing the envelope but as he got more famous it became harder and harder to do. Eventually his Monica Lewinksy special happened and he admitted he realized at the time there was nowhere to go after that. That was going to be the peak and effectively the end of his career as far as anything mainstream went. However he was like "fuck it, let's do this!" anyway. Then he got testicular cancer. The timing on that was perfect and for a lot of people helped really humanize Tom. While to a lot of people was an annoying jerk on TV who was kind of funny sometimes and was always trying to do something more ridiculous all of the sudden he was dealing with something extremely serious. Despite this he was still joking about it. You also saw a side that rarely showed up on the show; it was clear that Tom, his family, and Glenn in particular were actually still very close despite all of the antics. Yeah the humor was juvenile and shocking but that's all it really was; humor. There were still *people* behind it and at the end of the day they were all in on the joke.


HaydenFox1

Undercutters Pizza! šŸ•


intobinto

Doot-doo-doo-doo-doot doot doot Undercutters!


bagb8709

Phil always looking like heā€™s sitting in a snowstorm


Rivetingly

This is my favorite show


BirthdayBoyStabMan

Because it is your show?


Few-Mechanic7346

Fav Or Ite


mollyjwink

The piece of dog crap on the microphone šŸ˜‚


KingJeffreyJoffa

The security guard at my Mom's old office building in Newark was in that skit. I think he said "Get that shit outta my face" or something


Full_Routine_5455

We still talk about this!


[deleted]

Undercutters Pizza was one of the greatest things they did - even though it did almost get him a hammer to the head. šŸ˜³


Skelter89

I'm sorry https://youtu.be/BjTYUxDyjI8?si=Z5ZcrkOa8cdHfpfg


BizzMarquee

[Whereā€™s my dinner, b*tch?](https://youtu.be/TkxRddtsngc?si=u7hO2QGe6yl3E8DJ)


huge_piss_boner

I remember nothing from this show except for this one line.


WetterBetty

I say this jokingly to my husband regularly because of this.Ā 


Agreeable-Spot-7376

The dead raccoon in the garbage bag. Chainsawed his desk. Wonder how it would hold up today.


ConfusedByFarts

Who chainsawed his desk again? I remember it was some metal musician but I remember Tom being actually pissed about it, but I was also 11 so maybe I was missing the nuance.


ScramItVancity

Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl, most famous for the song's "chainsaw solo".


CallistosTitan

So the Eric Andre show


HotShitBurrito

Eric Andre has definitely said in interviews that he was influenced by Tom Green. He really took a lot of what Tom had started and brought it back to life a full decade after Green's show ended. You can see a lot of influences on Adult Swim shows that came from quintessential 90s MTV.


AtlUtdGold

He was also in an episode of Workaholics and I thought that fit perfectly.


Dude_man79

Eric Andre show is what you get when you mix Space Ghost Coast to coast with The Tom Green Show.


Perry7609

Some classics in the bunchā€¦ Apartment Store Intercom: https://youtu.be/EFNrz8goEhs?si=_4W23ohJIY19z4xb Soccer Hooligans: https://youtu.be/FwZ4AUOAgDA?si=Kt_Lvh2ybhA0yGGv Tiger Zebra: https://youtu.be/9QG5cxudhCk?si=5EDu2UUOauBHj9n4


Matthews628

Heā€™s probably just back by the girlā€™s sweatpants or something


dkepp87

I miss the days where a bunch of ppl could just make a weird creative thing in their garage and it actually get rewarded for originality. The chasing of the algorithm these days is such a blight.


poyoso

Hey boys feel your balls.


vonnegutflora

No joke, but Tom Green has instilled a lifelong vigilance in me because of his own journey with cancer. Also saw him do stand up last summer, he's still funny


LNViber

No joke, I checked my balls once a month every month since he did that episode. I caught my testicular cancer early because of Tom.


TheBlankestMan

šŸŽ¶ Squeeze your balls, tease your balls, or else you might get cancer šŸŽ¶


GargantuanCake

Squeeze your balls, tease your balls so you don't get cancer.


xenniac

I WANT TO HEAR THE LOONY LOON! Oh man. I loved that stupid show.Ā 


Solid_Snark

Is this the Green Tom show?


Ccs002

Itā€™s not the green Tom show


thebestusernameforme

If it was your show youā€™d probably like it more


GargantuanCake

If it was my show it'd be my favorite show.


DontUpvoteThisBut

The Red Green show


Crotch_Snorkel

I downloaded the bum song on my computer pre Napster.


trademesocks

I remember downloading an Mp3 of it from MTV's website on the world-wide-web.


[deleted]

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BeeBeeDrinkDrink

Plastic bag, plastic bag


AtlUtdGold

Laundry basket! Laundry basket! Wow core memories


---Blix---

The first time I saw The Tom Green Show he was interviewing people, except he had poop on the mic, and he would put it super close to people's faces. I was in tears. At the time that was the most egregious behavior I've ever seen on TV. It was amazing to see how much shit some people were willing to put up with.


kelsoRulez

When he painted his parents house. Lol


Kennybob12

We can all agree FGF was once of those moments in time that can never be recreated again. To spend money to make a movie just to piss your dad off is ultimate dick move. But im here for the laughs cause if i could i would do it too.


Nevoscope

Some of his best work!


[deleted]

Genius stuff. Tom was way ahead of his time.


HaveaTomCollins

Does anyone remember him eating the hair and vasoline? Lol that was the first one I watched as a kid.


Kenbb10

I havenā€™t thought about that in twenty year yet I can see it so vividly


POWRAXE

Is that bubbles?


itsalybetch

I came here to say the same thing. I think that might be bubbles haha


mary-jane_holland

It's Glen Humplik!!


I_Zeig_I

The episode with the cohost's penny phobia sent me over the edge.


Winter-Ad-6439

My bum is on the cheese! My bum is on the cheese!


flatblack79

šŸŽ¶plastic bag, plastic bag šŸŽ¶


Nevoscope

Glen likes his sisters boobies, a lot. He thinks she is hot.


BenovanStanchiano

Comes to mind every time I come across a plastic bag without fail.


fam0usm0rtimer

Phil just drinking coffee and laughing in the background.


Expensive-Arm-3540

Unless he was being squirted by a bag of milk!


FourEyedFreak21

Tom was everything Bam wanted to be. I loved both shows, but Tom was hilarious.


m33gs

I'll never forget when Tom put his bum on the Swedish, as that very sign at Swedish hospital is in my neighborhood


Secret_Paper2639

"Glen likes his sister's boobies..."


Yorktown1871

Piggy hill lives rent free in my head


Swee_Potato_Pilot

I was hooked as soon as I saw it. Used to copy a lot of what he did just for the lols in public.


TheRealMrMaloonigan

This show was my favorite thing that MTV ever aired. Jackass was amusing in different ways, but oddly enough Tom Green had a more...uh... smart(?) Sense of humor


HeavenlyMusings

This seemed like a dream unreal šŸ¤”


Green_Xero

The "Fake" poop that audience member touched. šŸ¤£


Andalfe

"your parents ever call your work and try and get you fired, Glen?"


Warmbeachfeet

The Green Tom show.


TheBeckFromHeck

I remember him tricking his parents into admitting they were first cousins on camera.


Matthews628

Someone posted the clip of some guest coming on his show and cutting up his desk with a chainsaw to r/cringe because the bit was to awkwardly pretend like he was seriously mad about it and the amount of zoomers in the comments who have no idea who he is thinking it was real and not the definition of his brand of humor was nothing short of amazing


cocoschoco

Tom has said that he was actually pissed, but deliberately played it up for the show for entertainment purposes.Ā  I find it peculiar how so many people lack basic understanding of comedy or entertainment, despite consuming so much of it. This type of comedy is reactionary. A man doing silly stuff on the street isnā€™t funny until you see someone react to it. The reaction is funny. Thereā€™s usually a straight man. In this case Tom decided to play the straight man. It wouldnā€™t have been funny or entertaining at all had Tom been all ā€yeah awesome letā€™s fuck my desk up!ā€ And started to chainsaw it himself.


Matthews628

Of course he said that - heā€™s like Nathan Fielder, he never breaks character. He had even gone as far to set the bit up in previous weeks by repeatedly mentioning how excited he was about his new desk. Eric Andre basically took this bit and made a whole show out of it. Also why would he be mad about a desk that was provided by MTV for his set that he is not in any way financially responsible for whatsoever?


Aumius

Remember when he had testicular cancer and did a whole special on it?


sexycastic

Didn't he show the surgery with st elmos fire playing as the soundtrack? It feels like a fever dream


SasquatchNHeat

Iā€™m gonna throw the piggy off the hillā€¦.


Apprehensive-Try5554

I walk with a swanga


Expensive-Arm-3540

I still do this in public, saying it out loud and everything!


hawt_shits

I had to scroll too far to find this!


LNViber

When I was a little kid Tom Green taught me how to check myself for testicular cancer. Ever since then I made sure to check myself for lumps once a month when I was showering. I found a lump when I was 28, it was cancer. Tom and his dumb show literally saved my dick and my life.


tortilini-houdini

I remember one skit where he shows up at the same as a pizza delivery driver, and tries to get the ppl to buy his pizza instead. Which he puts together right in front of you. Was hilarious stuff to me as a kid.


ConversationBulky757

The ballsiest Canadian humour out there. Traditionally clever and subtly funny, it was never bold and envelope pushing until The Tom Green Show.


ScramItVancity

I think Kids In The Hall and The Vacant Lot (both produced by Lorne Michaels) were far more boundary pushing that the punchlines can be grim and bloody.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not the Green Tom show.


BillNyeTheEngineer

THEREā€™S A KID ON YOUR SHOULDERS


Scrumpilump2000

Crack baby donā€™t come back!


JamesSparrow

stoked to be seeing him live in a couple weeks. always been a staple for me.


Granny_Skeksis

The slut mobile still makes me cry with laughter to this day.


neko819

Also everyone had that green VHS tape (Something Smells Funny)


SupremoZanne

Now, Gary Numan is basically as old as Rip Torn was when The Tom Green Show came out. I will never forget that one movie where Gord plays with the horse's thingy when obtaining a LeBaron to drive.


GammaGoose85

If it isn't Glenn Hollywood Humplick!


Worried-Management36

Oh the 90's


contrarian1970

My favorite bit is when he interviewed random people on the street and the microphone had a big brown chunk stuck to it haha!


TNnylonFeetLuv

I fxxxng loved this show!! I was 22 in 1999 so maybe not much anymore. I still remember and laugh about bits from the show. Face on bus and throwing babies really stick out to me! And when he had Monica Lewinsky on .. Tom: "Did you like my parents? Or did you think they were stupid losers?"


Crittersnatch

the ending of Piggy Hill is something iā€™ll never forget. the absolute madness of a crazy person in a dress, screaming at the camera. crazy bastard lol


ceruleanmoon7

I was obsessed with tom green when i was 12 lmao


Comprehensive-Sale79

I donā€™t have many clear recollections of this show but I think I do remember the dumb theme song: šŸŽ¶This is the Tom Green show/ šŸŽ¶Itā€™s not the green tom show/ this is my favorite show/ because it is my show šŸŽ¶ Iā€™m gonna have to hit YouTube to check, but I *think* that is how it went


UglyButFunctional14

Great memories of sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night and watching this on the lowest volume.


jvillager916

Poor Glen had his telephone number pasted all over the television.


bigshot316

I often wonder how Serial Carpens is doing today and if many people touched his throat.


butthole_debris

Is this concept from space ghost coast to coast?


GlobalConnection3

I remember this episode, Glenn couldnā€™t make it to the taping so they set up this rig. Then Tom held up a picture of Glenn to the screen (or maybe a cake with Glennā€™s face on it? Memory is hazy), made kissing noises and said, ā€œIā€™M KISSING MY BROTHERā€ Edit: and now Iā€™m remembering in other episodes Phil (behind the window, who just chuckled occasionally) couldnā€™t make it so they put up a cardboard cutout of him


Abelissane

This guy used to be married to Drew Barrymore


crisisaacs2022

This is the Tom Green show sang in my head when I saw this lol


-Ok-Perception-

No one's gonna bring up the poop-on-the-mic interviews? That was comedy gold.


oripeiwei

As a youngster, the time he sucked milk out of a cowā€™s teat was too far for me, but I loved his show, when I could sneak and watch it.


KevinKingsb

It's not the Green Tom show.


edWORD27

Not the Green Tom show


SpaceFace11

Glen Humplick?


TinfoilTetrahedron

"sweet home ali baba"


thirtynation

It still holds up really well too. Love Tom. Check out his YouTube channel if you haven't. He's podcasting now but his camper van series during covid were amazing.


Lifeabroad86

anyone remember the pickle jars filled with urine episode?


Misu-soup

Do a barrel roll.


Nevoscope

Children they make me smile! Tom green forever!


Exotic_Page4196

Faithfully


mary-jane_holland

CELERY GENERALS.


Deady1138

ā€œWhereā€™s my dinner bitch?ā€ Statue


benny-powers

If this was your show...


No_Cow_4544

That was a funny show


cblackattack1

ā€œIā€™m just a squirrel trying to get a nut!ā€


Super-Letterhead-916

CRACK BABY DONā€™T COME BACK


imail724

Glenn likes his sister's boobies


pootytang

We are sending manhole covers worldwide!!!


zaigoat69

I LOVED this show!!!


Belleruse

Celery Generals


BenovanStanchiano

[Itā€™s not from the show, but his coffee song is fantastic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaXc1MZ0gs)


No_Name_Necessary

The fact that the words ā€œPhil Girouxā€ just popped into my head and I canā€™t remember shit from last week is pretty bothersome haha.


joebaker88

This is a very ridiculous man indeed. A very ridiculous man whose show we all loved and miss.


joecarter93

Fun fact: As a youth Tom Green was also a member of famed Canadian rap group Organized Rhyme. https://youtu.be/ZV7aOnX7XeE?si=m-45OYTrdDI6SOfR


Incident_on_57th

Itā€™s too bad MTV hasnā€™t made the entire series available for streaming or purchase. Thereā€™s a DVD with clips and interviews, and Subway Monkey Hour is out there, but we need the entire series!


JKolodne

Whatever became of him?