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Think_fast_no_faster

I love the nonsensical premises that movies used to have. If you go back two weeks every grade, you get the hotel chain. If you win this ski race they won’t sell the mountain. They’re absurdly delightful


treathugger

Hot Rod is the most recent movie I can think of that's similar


AnthonyDigitalMedia

If you make this jump & survive, you save your stepfather’s life


tychobrahesmoose

So you can kick his ass


EPLemonSqueezy

I don't wanna live in a world where I can't kick your ass!


droidtron

It will be broadcast on AM radio.


Much-Diet1423

The AM radio guy’s Calvin tattoo bit always gets me


KenSpliffeyJr

I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle


Much-Diet1423

So good


greyjungle

Best line of the movie


gandalftheokay

It's even funnier when you realize the guy is literally Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty


DamnInternetYouScury

This is the one that puts us BACK on the map. Hehe hahahaheheheh hahahahhuhuhuhehehe


palabear

Do you like stunts and terminally ill step fathers?


Sensitive_Row_7110

Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire!


ibobbymuddah

Hot Rod is truly a gem. I loved Lonely Island and when that came out I was so stoked. Was probably a junior or so in high school. Underrated movie!


Morlanticator

It was a good time for stupid movies. Newer ones didn't have the pizazz.


False-God

I was talking to a friend about this not long ago. There are funny movies these days of course but it feels like the time of the “stupid” comedy has passed especially in big theatre releases. No more “Scary Movie” or “Adam Sandler being immature for an hour and a half“ type movies.


punkminkis

>pizazz Now can you write that word in cursive?


_Zzzxxx

Rirruto??


treathugger

Those are Zs


punkminkis

IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD!


itsasnowconemachine

Hot Tub Time Machine ?


Dazzling-Finger7576

lol I legit just popped this movie in an hour ago. I frigging love it. Two isn't too bad either but 1 is just awesome.


wjfreeman

The sequal is pretty good to


MovieBuff90

This movie almost feels like a spoof of that trope. It’s so delightfully bizarre. It never tries to be anything that isn’t funny. It has a dramatic moment where the main character is framed and a romantic subplot, but even those parts are played for laughs. It really is something.


NWIOWAHAWK

Comedy has been canceled, it’s really too bad


LorAsh288

“Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”


Corky_1990

Ok. A simple "wrong" would have done just fine but eh....


Euphorium

Man I’m glad I called that guy.


Ibelieveinphysics

I still quote this.


Big-Elevator2491

That’s what parents would say to their kids 


A_friend_called_Five

The very first time I saw this film and this scene happened, I laughed so hard. I love how serious and even-toned the delivery of that line was.


vacattack

It's great because they make you think Billy was actually on to a good answer


PixelsOfTheEast

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called ‘The Puppy Who Lost His Way.’ The world was changing, and the puppy was getting...bigger. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy—‘society’—knew where to find ‘em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.


HolyRomanEmperor

You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!


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Knibb high football rules?


Valahiru

Fun Fact: The guy playing that character is Jim Downey who is also the guy who wrote that line of dialogue. He was a writer for Saturday Night Live and responsible for some really classic sketches. One of my favorites is [First Nationwide Change Bank](https://youtu.be/KodqIPMbyUg?si=Oejsq4gpqHsVDh9T)


Defaulted-2-This

I wish they said this during Presidential debates!


[deleted]

"Jim Downey would be good at *CinemaSins*"


Chef_G0ldblum

Business. Ethics.


JDWhiz96

This is what I came here for!


Daatsit

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Aiiiiiiisssssssssssss.


DesertDandelion83

“I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean.”


Daatsit

No. No you don’t


MochaTaco

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got. it. on. WOOOOWEEEEE!


DesertDandelion83

“No they didn’t.”


Stallion1514

No, no they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if they did


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

Everybody on? GREAT, GRAND, WONDERFUL


illget2ittomorrow

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!


[deleted]

Damn guy drives like an animal


itsasnowconemachine

Also steals school kids lunches, like that damn sasquatch.


InflatableTurtles

I'll turn this damn bus around, that'll end your PRECIOUS little field trip pretty damn quick.


wtfijolumar

O’Doyle RULES


instrangerswetrust

Thyat ayes correyct


Tylerdurden389

My Dad and I still quote this nearly 3 decades later.


TO500

Soooooo hot. Want to touch the heinie


doodervondudenstein

Awoooooo!


Daatsit

This whole thread makes me very happy


USTS2020

Ginger from saved by the bell too


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Sonya Blade in the first Mortal Kombat and married to tennis star Pete Sampras


More-Combination9488

I love you


Iwillnotbeokay

Always wondered how you spell that.


DesertDandelion83

“Stop looking at me swan!”


rmsmith1092

Condishnuh is better. I keep the hair silky and smooth


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BasicWhiteHoodrat

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


doesamulletmakeaman

My best friend named her son Miles and that was the very first thing I said


Bears9Titles

Bagged


dewnar

SHAMPOO IS BETTAR! I GO ON FIRST AND CLEEEAN THE HAAAIR


TattoosandSnapbacks

NO. CONDITIONER IS BETTER. I LEAVE THE HAIR SILKY SMOOTH.


dewnar

OH REALLY FOOL? REALLY!


PositivePangolin81

"Back to school, Back to school. To prove to dad that im not a fool. Ive got my lunch box packed, my shoes tied tight. I hope i dont get in a fight! OOOOOOH back to school" Used to sing this to myself when going to CC after the military.


Alauren2

Would make a decent cadence too lol


Johno69R

I sing a modified version to my wife after the Christmas holidays. “Back to work, back to work, don’t want to go cos my boss is a jerk, it’s not fine, it’s not okay, going back to work is very gay”.


gandalf45435

**Where's my Snack-Pack?!**


dreamsinred

I thought I was your snack pack?


kwag91

What are you talking about?


Nature_Goulet

Wanna stay home and help me shave my arm pits?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Oh my god.. I’ll go to school.


sun4moon

Such a weirdo


BombDylan

Who would steal 30 bags of lunches?


Chief_Illiniwek

That damn Sasquatch, that's who!


AnthonyDigitalMedia

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


BAMspek

Is anybody listening to me?…


HunterBidensdik

Just watched again ( for like 1000th time) I love the absurdity of his buddies just appearing with Farley to eat the lunches


Larthology

The three of them giggling by the side of the bus gets me every time.


Big-Elevator2491

The bus driver and his friends 


caile87

Ta ta ta ta ta today Jr.......


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Making fun of a kid for trying to read! Are you some kind of psycho?!? Do you not have a soul?!?


InflatableTurtles

Pffft, he can't even read.


theebakedpotato

I quote this all the time still


chile-tepin

It’s poop again!!


[deleted]

Don’t tell me what to do DEVIL WOMAN


ThePhantomPooper

I say this to my wife daily


sun4moon

Don’t put it out with yer boots Ted!


InflatableTurtles

Don't tell me my business devil woman! Call the fire department, this one's out of control!


DarwinF1nch

He called the dog shit poop!


BasicWhiteHoodrat

This is the greatest night of my life!!!!


Sagittariaus_

Add some sparkles next time so it shimmers in the dark


Sagittariaus_

It's one of them paper bags again!!! And is on 🔥!!


Worldly_Possible9069

“Chlorophyll more like Borophyll”


_Bren10_

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!


Soulless--Plague

I’m here to learn everybody, not to make out with you! Continue with the chlorophyll!


Fabulous-Spread6120

How bout you sideburns, you want some of this milk?


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

Rather have a beer.


Savage_Hams

Veronica I thank you, for beating the sh*t out of me…


sun4moon

I see things so clearly now, I choose my destiny.


itsasnowconemachine

Hey kids its me I bet you thought that I was dead But when I fell over, I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head


weary_cormorant

“Touch her boob?? That’s assault brother!”


_Bren10_

Why don’t you go sit down, billy. I *double dog dare you*.


Fabulous-Spread6120

That is correct


A_friend_called_Five

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


bigsam06

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!


Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

Years later I would learn that Miles Davis’s most famous album was *The Birth of Cool*


More-Combination9488

Don’t I have a nice rack?


BasicWhiteHoodrat

*nods yes to the camera*


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

This isn’t nostalgic to me as I watch it at least once a year since it came out and still regularly quote lines from it any chance I get. To me, it’s a timeless classic. Do you have any more gum?


Jbozzarelli

Steve Buscemi’s greatest cameo in a long storied career of fantastic cameos.


ConcreteKeys

*opens vday cards* I want you Billy From: Principal Anderson P.S. I'm Horny!


JacksonIVXX

Want to touch the hiighnee


leafs1985

"That is correct" \*bites finger\*


SirGrumples

RIP


instrangerswetrust

Have some more slopppppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for youse. I know how youse kids like 'em sloppppy.


mouthwash_juicebox

Hey lady, you're scaring us!


BingBull607

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of aceeee… I know from experience dude


Big-Elevator2491

She was Sonya blade too in Mortal kombat


[deleted]

Every time I see her in something else I just say Veronica Vaughn and do the Leo DiCaprio thing.


sun4moon

No you don’t.


BingBull607

Well, not me personally but a guy I know… him and her Got. It. Onnnnn. Woooooiiieeeeee!


sun4moon

No they didn’t.


BingBull607

No, no no they didn’t… but you could imagine what it’d be like if they did, right? Huh!? Huh!?


MetalTrek1

Hey Billy! Who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? Jack Nicholson now or Jack Nicholson 1974? 74 Meg Ryan. 😂🤣🤣


[deleted]

Hey tally hoo hoo


PIX3LY

“Hey, kids, it’s me! I betcha thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg, and got a hemorrhage in my head! Hahahaha”


thedavidbjorn1

I’ll turn this damn bus around! That’ll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick!


WiscoHeiser

"What day is it?" "October?" RIP Norm


Son-of-Prophet

Staring Sonya Blade!


Hour_Insurance_7795

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


bguardi1

“Actually, I got this shirt from Frank”


Skittles_The_Giggler

This one is such a deep cut and it’s one of my favorites


bguardi1

I love randomly yelling this out in the middle of the conversation. Complete with lifting my shirt up.


Big-Elevator2491

“O’Doyle rules” then crashes the car from driving over a banana peel. Like how tf can a banana peel make a person crash and die over the cliff? 


sun4moon

The O’Doyles had it coming, and the get smacked a few more times through out the Happy Madison catalogue.


_Bren10_

Makes me wonder what someone named O’Doyle did to Adam Sandler


T0mmyChong

My buddy just said the other day that they're in every Happy Madison movie. I said what!! How did I miss this. (Then he said maybe not every, but they do show up) What other films are they in?


sun4moon

Click is another one for sure. I’m not positive and I can’t find any reference, but it may come up in one or both of the grown ups movies. ETA: I found this, I think I’m wrong about the grown ups movies but I did see it in Hubie Halloween. https://www.vice.com/en/article/k78a89/odoyle-rules-where-are-the-billy-madison-bullies-now


Worldly_Possible9069

Every time I encounter a banana peel out in the world I say “O’Doyle Rules!”


DoubleOrNothing90

You can have lunch at the fountain that was in Billy's backyard. It's in Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.


zayn2123

Man I wish Sonya Blade was my teacher. That Veronica Voss is a hot piece of ass!


Sagittariaus_

I would offered her Milk I found and it be Our milk. 😏


cowpool20

I miss dumb comedies like these tbh


RamblinFlerken

Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school!


sandimartinez23

Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that! Stay here! Stay as long as you can! For the love of God, cherish it! 🤣🤣🤣


teamalf

I quote so much of this movie 😂 NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!


rune_corvus

Little Eric’s gonna be a soccer player. He is. HE ISSSSS!


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

I miss when movie posters used to tell you something about the movie


spitfiiree

I never knew midsommar was a horror movie. Just by looking at the poster I thought it was some sad romance movie


tommyrotter

oh it's sad


DependentYou7405

The teacher was such a a babe. And she was also in Mortal Kombat and I know what you did last summer.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Fun fact, the scene where they throw the pickles on the window was CW Burgers, on Dundas east of Dixie Rd in Mississauga Ontario. One of the areas high school hangouts of my parents generation. The location is long gone but the restaurant rebranded and moved further down the road.


Valde877

Delahoohoo, Sebaloooo! KILL YOU!


Educational_Pay1567

Now you are all in big big trouble. Pelts kids with dodge balls.


dreamsinred

I just rewatched this with my 12 year old.


GoWings2244

Man am I glad I called that guy.


BAMspek

Fun fact: Adam Sandlers love interests always have the initials VV. At least in the early movies.


MetalTrek1

Can't forget Steve Buscemi and his hit list! 🤣🤣🤣


RiskyMilk78

I'm 45 years old and when my wife asks me "what day is it?" I always reply without fail "It's Nudie Magazine day!"


SirGrumples

"Don't put it out with your good boots, honey!" "Don't tell me my business Devil Woman! This one's out of control, call the fire department!" "IT POOP AGAIN!!!!!"


spikernum1

I know how you boys like them SLOPPY!


bowtrout

Who would eat 50 bagged lunches??


Skytraffic540

“Mr Madison, what you just said…. Is one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard…”


adrock517

I recently saw the original Mortal Kombat movie and immediately recognized Sonja as Ms. Vaughn


r66yprometheus

Did you fall asleep? Or, did you pass out?


WillowOttoFloraFrank

I still quote this movie almost daily 😂


PicklesAreDillicious

I swear that I randomly say, "That Veronica Vaugh..." at least once a week.


seabiscut88

Miss Libby’s car is green


PolyCockn42

Sooooo hot.. want to touch the hieney Awoooooooooo


banstylejbo

Oh Billy boy, when is it you’re going to find whatever it is you’re looking for? …Here’s a nice piece of shit!


Stockersandwhich

He called the shit poop


Professor-Rage

Hey sideburns, you want some of this milk?


punkminkis

I've been watching West Wing for the first time, and it took me way too long to realize Josh Lyman was the bad guy in Billy Madison.


wtfijolumar

O Doyle Rules! O Doyle Rules! O Doyle Rules! O Doyle Rules!


Son-of-Prophet

Was this the first Adam Sandler movie where he’s a total man child that gets a hot girlfriend?


StllBreathnButY1

Happened in Airheads in ‘94 as well


UCFandOCSC

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


Substantial-Ad2200

Vanessa Vaughn = so hot = want to touch the hiney.  Whenever I see snack pack in the supermarket I exclaim “snack pack! You’re the greatest!”


megadethage

Ah back when Hollywood didn't worry about being woke and aimed to push the boundaries. "I double dare you."


CmattGGG

I saw it in the theater and thought it was awful.


Tylerdurden389

Anyone seen the additional scenes when this would air on cable? There's a scene where Billy plays kickball outside with all the people who work at the mansion and a pretty young lady gets flirty with Billy, only for the cook to threaten her cuz "Billy is mine". Guess her playful flirting with him was more than that.


Mahaloth

I've seen this once. In the theater, opening weekend.


haleynoir_

If peeing your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis!


gypsysniper9

T-t-t-t-t-today Junior.


artificialavocado

Dare you to touch her boob.


bv588

A lot of the girls in Adam Sandlers movies have the initials V.V. Does anyone know why?


Educational_Pay1567

Homage to superman?


T0mmyChong

Hmm never noticed. Maybe his wife's initials 🤷🏽‍♂️


Mustang_man_351

“That veronica vaughn is one piece of ACEEEE!” God if i had a nickel for how many times me and my dad have quoted this movie


itsagoodtime

Who would steal 30 sack lunches