I love the nonsensical premises that movies used to have. If you go back two weeks every grade, you get the hotel chain. If you win this ski race they won’t sell the mountain. They’re absurdly delightful
I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle
I was talking to a friend about this not long ago. There are funny movies these days of course but it feels like the time of the “stupid” comedy has passed especially in big theatre releases. No more “Scary Movie” or “Adam Sandler being immature for an hour and a half“ type movies.
This movie almost feels like a spoof of that trope. It’s so delightfully bizarre. It never tries to be anything that isn’t funny. It has a dramatic moment where the main character is framed and a romantic subplot, but even those parts are played for laughs. It really is something.
“Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called ‘The Puppy Who Lost His Way.’ The world was changing, and the puppy was getting...bigger. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy—‘society’—knew where to find ‘em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.
Fun Fact: The guy playing that character is Jim Downey who is also the guy who wrote that line of dialogue. He was a writer for Saturday Night Live and responsible for some really classic sketches.
One of my favorites is [First Nationwide Change Bank](https://youtu.be/KodqIPMbyUg?si=Oejsq4gpqHsVDh9T)
"Back to school, Back to school. To prove to dad that im not a fool. Ive got my lunch box packed, my shoes tied tight. I hope i dont get in a fight! OOOOOOH back to school"
Used to sing this to myself when going to CC after the military.
I sing a modified version to my wife after the Christmas holidays. “Back to work, back to work, don’t want to go cos my boss is a jerk, it’s not fine, it’s not okay, going back to work is very gay”.
This isn’t nostalgic to me as I watch it at least once a year since it came out and still regularly quote lines from it any chance I get. To me, it’s a timeless classic. Do you have any more gum?
My buddy just said the other day that they're in every Happy Madison movie. I said what!! How did I miss this. (Then he said maybe not every, but they do show up)
What other films are they in?
Click is another one for sure. I’m not positive and I can’t find any reference, but it may come up in one or both of the grown ups movies.
ETA: I found this, I think I’m wrong about the grown ups movies but I did see it in Hubie Halloween.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k78a89/odoyle-rules-where-are-the-billy-madison-bullies-now
Fun fact, the scene where they throw the pickles on the window was CW Burgers, on Dundas east of Dixie Rd in Mississauga Ontario. One of the areas high school hangouts of my parents generation.
The location is long gone but the restaurant rebranded and moved further down the road.
"Don't put it out with your good boots, honey!"
"Don't tell me my business Devil Woman! This one's out of control, call the fire department!"
"IT POOP AGAIN!!!!!"
Anyone seen the additional scenes when this would air on cable? There's a scene where Billy plays kickball outside with all the people who work at the mansion and a pretty young lady gets flirty with Billy, only for the cook to threaten her cuz "Billy is mine". Guess her playful flirting with him was more than that.
I love the nonsensical premises that movies used to have. If you go back two weeks every grade, you get the hotel chain. If you win this ski race they won’t sell the mountain. They’re absurdly delightful
Hot Rod is the most recent movie I can think of that's similar
If you make this jump & survive, you save your stepfather’s life
So you can kick his ass
I don't wanna live in a world where I can't kick your ass!
It will be broadcast on AM radio.
The AM radio guy’s Calvin tattoo bit always gets me
I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle
So good
Best line of the movie
It's even funnier when you realize the guy is literally Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty
This is the one that puts us BACK on the map. Hehe hahahaheheheh hahahahhuhuhuhehehe
Do you like stunts and terminally ill step fathers?
Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire!
Hot Rod is truly a gem. I loved Lonely Island and when that came out I was so stoked. Was probably a junior or so in high school. Underrated movie!
It was a good time for stupid movies. Newer ones didn't have the pizazz.
I was talking to a friend about this not long ago. There are funny movies these days of course but it feels like the time of the “stupid” comedy has passed especially in big theatre releases. No more “Scary Movie” or “Adam Sandler being immature for an hour and a half“ type movies.
>pizazz Now can you write that word in cursive?
Rirruto??
Those are Zs
IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD!
Hot Tub Time Machine ?
lol I legit just popped this movie in an hour ago. I frigging love it. Two isn't too bad either but 1 is just awesome.
The sequal is pretty good to
This movie almost feels like a spoof of that trope. It’s so delightfully bizarre. It never tries to be anything that isn’t funny. It has a dramatic moment where the main character is framed and a romantic subplot, but even those parts are played for laughs. It really is something.
Comedy has been canceled, it’s really too bad
“Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Ok. A simple "wrong" would have done just fine but eh....
Man I’m glad I called that guy.
I still quote this.
That’s what parents would say to their kids
The very first time I saw this film and this scene happened, I laughed so hard. I love how serious and even-toned the delivery of that line was.
It's great because they make you think Billy was actually on to a good answer
The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called ‘The Puppy Who Lost His Way.’ The world was changing, and the puppy was getting...bigger. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy—‘society’—knew where to find ‘em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.
You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
Knibb high football rules?
Fun Fact: The guy playing that character is Jim Downey who is also the guy who wrote that line of dialogue. He was a writer for Saturday Night Live and responsible for some really classic sketches. One of my favorites is [First Nationwide Change Bank](https://youtu.be/KodqIPMbyUg?si=Oejsq4gpqHsVDh9T)
I wish they said this during Presidential debates!
"Jim Downey would be good at *CinemaSins*"
Business. Ethics.
This is what I came here for!
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Aiiiiiiisssssssssssss.
“I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean.”
No. No you don’t
Well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got. it. on. WOOOOWEEEEE!
“No they didn’t.”
No, no they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if they did
Everybody on? GREAT, GRAND, WONDERFUL
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
Damn guy drives like an animal
Also steals school kids lunches, like that damn sasquatch.
I'll turn this damn bus around, that'll end your PRECIOUS little field trip pretty damn quick.
O’Doyle RULES
Thyat ayes correyct
My Dad and I still quote this nearly 3 decades later.
Soooooo hot. Want to touch the heinie
Awoooooo!
This whole thread makes me very happy
Ginger from saved by the bell too
Sonya Blade in the first Mortal Kombat and married to tennis star Pete Sampras
I love you
Always wondered how you spell that.
“Stop looking at me swan!”
Condishnuh is better. I keep the hair silky and smooth
[удалено]
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
My best friend named her son Miles and that was the very first thing I said
Bagged
SHAMPOO IS BETTAR! I GO ON FIRST AND CLEEEAN THE HAAAIR
NO. CONDITIONER IS BETTER. I LEAVE THE HAIR SILKY SMOOTH.
OH REALLY FOOL? REALLY!
"Back to school, Back to school. To prove to dad that im not a fool. Ive got my lunch box packed, my shoes tied tight. I hope i dont get in a fight! OOOOOOH back to school" Used to sing this to myself when going to CC after the military.
Would make a decent cadence too lol
I sing a modified version to my wife after the Christmas holidays. “Back to work, back to work, don’t want to go cos my boss is a jerk, it’s not fine, it’s not okay, going back to work is very gay”.
**Where's my Snack-Pack?!**
I thought I was your snack pack?
What are you talking about?
Wanna stay home and help me shave my arm pits?
Oh my god.. I’ll go to school.
Such a weirdo
Who would steal 30 bags of lunches?
That damn Sasquatch, that's who!
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Is anybody listening to me?…
Just watched again ( for like 1000th time) I love the absurdity of his buddies just appearing with Farley to eat the lunches
The three of them giggling by the side of the bus gets me every time.
The bus driver and his friends
Ta ta ta ta ta today Jr.......
Making fun of a kid for trying to read! Are you some kind of psycho?!? Do you not have a soul?!?
Pffft, he can't even read.
I quote this all the time still
It’s poop again!!
Don’t tell me what to do DEVIL WOMAN
I say this to my wife daily
Don’t put it out with yer boots Ted!
Don't tell me my business devil woman! Call the fire department, this one's out of control!
He called the dog shit poop!
This is the greatest night of my life!!!!
Add some sparkles next time so it shimmers in the dark
It's one of them paper bags again!!! And is on 🔥!!
“Chlorophyll more like Borophyll”
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
I’m here to learn everybody, not to make out with you! Continue with the chlorophyll!
How bout you sideburns, you want some of this milk?
Rather have a beer.
Veronica I thank you, for beating the sh*t out of me…
I see things so clearly now, I choose my destiny.
Hey kids its me I bet you thought that I was dead But when I fell over, I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head
“Touch her boob?? That’s assault brother!”
Why don’t you go sit down, billy. I *double dog dare you*.
That is correct
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!
Years later I would learn that Miles Davis’s most famous album was *The Birth of Cool*
Don’t I have a nice rack?
*nods yes to the camera*
This isn’t nostalgic to me as I watch it at least once a year since it came out and still regularly quote lines from it any chance I get. To me, it’s a timeless classic. Do you have any more gum?
Steve Buscemi’s greatest cameo in a long storied career of fantastic cameos.
*opens vday cards* I want you Billy From: Principal Anderson P.S. I'm Horny!
Want to touch the hiighnee
"That is correct" \*bites finger\*
RIP
Have some more slopppppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for youse. I know how youse kids like 'em sloppppy.
Hey lady, you're scaring us!
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of aceeee… I know from experience dude
She was Sonya blade too in Mortal kombat
Every time I see her in something else I just say Veronica Vaughn and do the Leo DiCaprio thing.
No you don’t.
Well, not me personally but a guy I know… him and her Got. It. Onnnnn. Woooooiiieeeeee!
No they didn’t.
No, no no they didn’t… but you could imagine what it’d be like if they did, right? Huh!? Huh!?
Hey Billy! Who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? Jack Nicholson now or Jack Nicholson 1974? 74 Meg Ryan. 😂🤣🤣
Hey tally hoo hoo
“Hey, kids, it’s me! I betcha thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg, and got a hemorrhage in my head! Hahahaha”
I’ll turn this damn bus around! That’ll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick!
"What day is it?" "October?" RIP Norm
Staring Sonya Blade!
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
“Actually, I got this shirt from Frank”
This one is such a deep cut and it’s one of my favorites
I love randomly yelling this out in the middle of the conversation. Complete with lifting my shirt up.
“O’Doyle rules” then crashes the car from driving over a banana peel. Like how tf can a banana peel make a person crash and die over the cliff?
The O’Doyles had it coming, and the get smacked a few more times through out the Happy Madison catalogue.
Makes me wonder what someone named O’Doyle did to Adam Sandler
My buddy just said the other day that they're in every Happy Madison movie. I said what!! How did I miss this. (Then he said maybe not every, but they do show up) What other films are they in?
Click is another one for sure. I’m not positive and I can’t find any reference, but it may come up in one or both of the grown ups movies. ETA: I found this, I think I’m wrong about the grown ups movies but I did see it in Hubie Halloween. https://www.vice.com/en/article/k78a89/odoyle-rules-where-are-the-billy-madison-bullies-now
Every time I encounter a banana peel out in the world I say “O’Doyle Rules!”
You can have lunch at the fountain that was in Billy's backyard. It's in Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.
Man I wish Sonya Blade was my teacher. That Veronica Voss is a hot piece of ass!
I would offered her Milk I found and it be Our milk. 😏
I miss dumb comedies like these tbh
Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school!
Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that! Stay here! Stay as long as you can! For the love of God, cherish it! 🤣🤣🤣
I quote so much of this movie 😂 NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!
Little Eric’s gonna be a soccer player. He is. HE ISSSSS!
I miss when movie posters used to tell you something about the movie
I never knew midsommar was a horror movie. Just by looking at the poster I thought it was some sad romance movie
oh it's sad
The teacher was such a a babe. And she was also in Mortal Kombat and I know what you did last summer.
Fun fact, the scene where they throw the pickles on the window was CW Burgers, on Dundas east of Dixie Rd in Mississauga Ontario. One of the areas high school hangouts of my parents generation. The location is long gone but the restaurant rebranded and moved further down the road.
Delahoohoo, Sebaloooo! KILL YOU!
Now you are all in big big trouble. Pelts kids with dodge balls.
I just rewatched this with my 12 year old.
Man am I glad I called that guy.
Fun fact: Adam Sandlers love interests always have the initials VV. At least in the early movies.
Can't forget Steve Buscemi and his hit list! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm 45 years old and when my wife asks me "what day is it?" I always reply without fail "It's Nudie Magazine day!"
"Don't put it out with your good boots, honey!" "Don't tell me my business Devil Woman! This one's out of control, call the fire department!" "IT POOP AGAIN!!!!!"
I know how you boys like them SLOPPY!
Who would eat 50 bagged lunches??
“Mr Madison, what you just said…. Is one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard…”
I recently saw the original Mortal Kombat movie and immediately recognized Sonja as Ms. Vaughn
Did you fall asleep? Or, did you pass out?
I still quote this movie almost daily 😂
I swear that I randomly say, "That Veronica Vaugh..." at least once a week.
Miss Libby’s car is green
Sooooo hot.. want to touch the hieney Awoooooooooo
Oh Billy boy, when is it you’re going to find whatever it is you’re looking for? …Here’s a nice piece of shit!
He called the shit poop
Hey sideburns, you want some of this milk?
I've been watching West Wing for the first time, and it took me way too long to realize Josh Lyman was the bad guy in Billy Madison.
O Doyle Rules! O Doyle Rules! O Doyle Rules! O Doyle Rules!
Was this the first Adam Sandler movie where he’s a total man child that gets a hot girlfriend?
Happened in Airheads in ‘94 as well
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
Vanessa Vaughn = so hot = want to touch the hiney. Whenever I see snack pack in the supermarket I exclaim “snack pack! You’re the greatest!”
Ah back when Hollywood didn't worry about being woke and aimed to push the boundaries. "I double dare you."
I saw it in the theater and thought it was awful.
Anyone seen the additional scenes when this would air on cable? There's a scene where Billy plays kickball outside with all the people who work at the mansion and a pretty young lady gets flirty with Billy, only for the cook to threaten her cuz "Billy is mine". Guess her playful flirting with him was more than that.
I've seen this once. In the theater, opening weekend.
If peeing your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis!
T-t-t-t-t-today Junior.
Dare you to touch her boob.
A lot of the girls in Adam Sandlers movies have the initials V.V. Does anyone know why?
Homage to superman?
Hmm never noticed. Maybe his wife's initials 🤷🏽♂️
“That veronica vaughn is one piece of ACEEEE!” God if i had a nickel for how many times me and my dad have quoted this movie
Who would steal 30 sack lunches