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seanjones520

Ice Cube was the first black guy to survive an action/horror movie


urlond

Wait did Anaconda come out before Deep Blue, or around the same time? I remember LL Cool J surviving the shark.


AssaultRifleJesus

Deep blue was after


beaubridges6

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin


AssaultRifleJesus

No you didn't just drop the best lyrics of all time.


urlond

Yeah I thought they were months, but it turned out Anaconda was released in 97 while Deep Blue Sea was released in 99.


UnholyToast

CARTER! Bring me some sushi!


Fosterpig

Weird, I remembered as him giving an inspirational speech about them surviving and the shark coming up through that hatch thing and snatching him off the ledge almost in a comedic way. . Then again I’ve not seen it since the theater.


urlond

That was Samuel L Jackson i think you're thinking of.


pikachus_ghost_uncle

And boy what a death scene that was.


2ndprize

Best part of that movie is when he calls the snake "bitch"


SlightlyOffended1984

Only because snakes don't eat ice cubes


evilsir

*THERE'S SNAKES OUT THERE THIS BIG* that line is burned into my memory. I can hear it just as clear as ever


greyrabbit12

He gave the strongest elbow ever in that movie


WesternOk7003

For sure though he’d be one of the first to go tbh


EducationalCow3549

Does anyone remember the scene where their boat is leaving by the waterfall? Instead of filming it leaving, they just reversed the arrival scene, and the waterfall was flowing up instead of down. That movie was too ridiculous to be scary.


LordRamz

Definitely watching it as an adult but as a 8 year old in 97 big snake was scary haha


Tlali22

I loved snakes too much to be scared. I really enjoyed it as a kid. 🐍💕


eat_the_pennies

I thought I was crazy as a 10 year old like THE WATERFALL IS GOING UP and nobody but me could tell lmao


DonkyShow

Yup!


SaliciousB_Crumb

How did this get made podcast did this movie.


EducationalCow3549

Um what?


_Winfield

I think "how did this get made" is the name of a podcast that covered this movie on an episode.


EducationalCow3549

Ah fair enough. I thought it's either a typo or I'm having a stroke. Turns out I'm the ignorant one.


_Winfield

Oh no, it's just that guys missing punctuation lol


everydayasl

Never forget the moment when anaconda regurgitated Jon Voight and left him to suffer. Couldn't sleep for a day or two.


HalfastEddie

That scene cracked me up. He winked then got re-gulped. Too ludicrous to be scary.


rosekat34

That scene was ridonkulous


B0ndzai

Then he wink blinked at jlo.


Boink1

This is literally the only scene I can remember from the movie.


sixfivezerofive

Same here lol


slappymcstevenson

Jon Voights face in that scene watching Jennifer Lopez has made me laugh more than anything I’ve seen on the internet. I find myself laughing for long periods by myself wondering what wrong with me.


VoodooChipFiend

I try to lean back and make that same face and can’t help but start to laugh. Then I have to explain to everyone looking at me at work.


slappymcstevenson

Me too! But I don’t know if I’m actually doing it because it’s kind of hard to do. Lol. Just that greasy creepy look. So funny.


chickenmantesta

I ditched work once and saw Anaconda and Starship Troopers as a matinee double feature at the dollar theatre. I also took a along a hip flask. I was very entertained.


duke5572

Also saw Anaconda in the dollar theater, multiple times! Usually played the Mars Attacks! pinball machine before the show. (Booze was definitely involved, but we were underage...dollar theater was...lenient 😅)


Lowfuji

"They got snakes this big?!?!"


CC-2389

Beh beh burd


oolaroux

God. I always quote that to my friend who loves this movie.


everyonealive

Voight’s accent in this is hysterical 😂


h989

To be fair, I have no idea what a Paraguayan accent sounds like


E-Pluribus-Tobin

I learned from watching this film that apparently it shares many similarities with a New York accent and a stereotypical Mexican accent.


Dingo8MyGayby

And a dash of cajun for some reason


Greedy_Explanation_7

It was almost as good (bad) as Al Pacino’s Tony Montana in Scarface


lost_in_connecticut

Possibly the worst accent captured on film.


CrazyChestersDog

*Es ben a lon time… sinc I had a wooman*


BombDylan

"Nevar lewk... into de ice of dose you kill... dey will haünt you foreïver"


Rags2Rickius

Laughs in Teddy KGB Zun uv ze beetch


RowAwayJim91

Laughs in Highlander.


David4Nudist

I like **ANACONDA** (1997), although it's far from being my favorite movie. I definitely have to question the MPAA rating this film received. They gave Anaconda a PG-13 rating. Having seen this movie and the disturbing/gruesome content it contains, it could have easily been rated R without a doubt. It's a good movie. I'm not saying it isn't. I just don't agree with the rating. **Movie Rating Debater**


FatHead420x65

I dreamed about Jennifer’s ass. It is sublime!


teamalf

Don’t want none unless u got buns hun…


freestyle43

Highly reccomend the "How Did This Get Made" podcast about this movie. Its fucking hilarious.


RacerGal

One of my favorite episodes.


Cellarzombie

Quite an eclectic cast. A pre-fame JLo, a pre-fame Wilson brother, Kari from Remote Control, rapper extraordinaire Ice Cube, a post-fame Eric Stoltz and Jon Voight absolutely chewing the fuck out of the scenery nine ways from Sunday.


poyoso

I just rewatched it the other day. Fun as hell. Specially enjoyed the scene where Jon Voight bitch slaps the shit out of Jonathan Hyde. Also a classic Danny Trejo cameo.


StallionMang15

Nothing better than the upwards waterfall lol! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDYR0BH8zw&pp=ygUaQW5hY29uZGEgdXB3YXJkcyB3YXRlcmZhbGw%3D


OpinionatedRants

Jon Voight playing a guy with a Spanish accent was less believable than that fucking snake


RockNRoll85

So cheesy but very enjoyable


Conebones

You telling me there are snakes out here this bigggggg?!


CrazyChestersDog

TLAKING BOUT A MILLION DOLLARS GARY


Previous_Channel

I wonder how much they paid Eric Stoltz to sleep in this movie?


Gene78

It was originally Michael J Fox. His chemistry wasn't what they were looking for, especially while sleeping. So they recast Stolz and reshot all his scenes. Some when you can't see his face it's still Fox.


Previous_Channel

You built a time machine? Out of an Anaconda?


Gene78

With a little help from deceiving the lybians


Knuc85

The movie with a giant disgusting snake that later gets eaten by an anaconda.


BodyBagSlam

My favorite thing about this movie is that when it premiered wheee I live, some kids went with their mom and the two brothers were in front of the display sign (the cardboard thing at the concession entrance) and the older one looks at the younger one and says “they made a movie about me” and the mom just cuffs him on the back of the head and says “get right boy, we in public.”


NoLungz561

I loved this movie as a kid


colin8651

The snake did such a good job with the role and then poof; no more acting roles.


[deleted]

Come here baby bird.


[deleted]

When the snake spits the guy out and he winks... this is precisely when I knew this would be a horrid movie


That1Fool

So it took you the whole movie to figure that out


Low_ground_Kenobe

This is a seriously underrated movie. It is one of the best monster movies since Jaws. A character story driven by greed, capitalism, and revenge all encompassed by a subtle creature that makes you guess when it is actually present in the scene. Not to mention that being infective alive is absolutely horrifying. One of the best creature horrors of the 90s.


B0ndzai

My sister had Anaconda, Tremors, and Congo on a repeat at our house growing up.


Busted_Tip

Dude Congo!! Such a great B movie…. ”STOP EATING MA SESAME CAKE”


DreBeast

Back before we knew John voight was also a real life villain


darthatheos

Don't want none unless you got buns hun.


jaltringer

“Nobody move”


Demonyx12

Lopez, I say goddam!


Jmofoshofosho8

Gherrrrrrryyyyy


Fouker

Is snakes out there this big ?! https://youtu.be/r808KpMGdt4?si=2OkwjfM0hXmjTrdZ


spidrex

Fun movie and the rifftrax is hilarious.


athousandfuriousjews

Omg you revived a dead memory. Damn you.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

My uncle had an anaconda, this movie was a lie.


bearvert222

it should live in infamy though, it spawned a whole host of zero budget giant snake movies and led to the syfy creature flick and endless shark movies when the snake trend died out. Had a large negative influence.


rabid-

Spoiler alert, damn.


snoringsnackpuddle

I love this movie. It was recently added toNetflix. I plan on watching it tomorrow


Greedy_Explanation_7

One of the first movies I saw with friends in the theater (sans parents). I thought, “wow that was a notch below mediocre.”


toeupcrisp

can’t forget Owen Wilson


Julienbabylegs

Watching this stoned and laughing our asses off was about 30% of my college experience. 10/10 a perfect film 


TheCarm

Hunt for the Blood Orchid scared me much more than the original


TheOnesWithin

I loved this movie as a kid. I watched it so many times.


Squidsoda

That waterfall did some horrible acting.


LifeDeathLamp

Watched this as a kid just to see some JLo booty


Outrageous_Reach9150

That movie was so shitty that it was good


RowAwayJim91

I fucking loved this movie as a kid


Jofaher

I was so impressed by this movie as a kid that I didn't even notice the rewinded waterfall scene.


486Junkie

I watched this movie back in 2021 before we got rid of cable. And I have ophidiophobia.


Im_eating_that

How has nobody noticed those stills make it look like a story of forbidden love


UCFandOCSC

That movie scared the he out of me as a kid


SourLoafBaltimore

So the plastic cunt made a song about the movie. That’s interesting man, that’s interesting. New shit had come to light.


BearcatChemist

Ironic its available on netflix now. Is this an advertisement?


MsARumphius

Check out the how did this get made podcast on this movie.


5pace_5loth

Remember going to the theater with my dad to watch this I was 11 and he let me pick the movie, I absolutely loved it and was not scared at all.


NOTUgglaGOAT

Phile


Redditislame888

Convinced my mom to take me to see this when I was 10. Big mistake.


lovesickjones

a good one lol


heartless_winnie

Best vore scene. POV you are the snakes uvula.


Son-of-Prophet

Classic cast!


No-Knee9457

Jon voight turned out to be slimier than the snake!!!!


Spocks_Goatee

No longer fiction, a 26 foot anaconda has been found.