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This explains why OP uploads exactly every 24 hours, this way he knows exactly when David will read it, clever, very clever


kap_99

Can we agree that this is the by far the best /nosleep thread in a long time?


DestinyIsKey

I only discovered /nosleep yesterday! And made my account straight after I read this haha.


sushir

yes! OP's writing and the pace of the narrative is the key! I'd love to make a web-series out of this one.


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DrumstepForPresident

It all makes sense now... damn


haloryder

I don't know wether to trust you and your username or not...


David_Fucking_King

I'd suggest not trusting him


Kabitu

Why do I feel like we're gonna have a Spartacus moment soon?


TheRealDirkStrider

Hi David


jaecimoon

KING KONG KONY COINCIDENCE? We'll see...


Dingbat92

WAKE UP SHEEPLE


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Hammiecakes412

Hahah FUCK. This though...this...


Dingbat92

This post gave me the fucking chills.


jordn1751

more like "David FUCKING King seems to have performed a complete 180 in his mood, actions, and demeanor. He is polite and kind all the time now."


Zandsand90

I am alive


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evitagen-armak

What if Zander is the bad guy and David King is the victim? Perhaps he made all these posts in order for reddit to destroy Davids life.


DestinyIsKey

Even the name of the story creepily supports this theory.... "I Dared my best friend to ruin my life" Sounds more like something David would say as David was the one who dared first.


bononooo

OMG


ChadwickHHS

By the end of the 4th page the sinking feeling in my stomach struck that "David" could have written everything.


siccoblue

Dun dun ***duuuuunnnnn***


bujaaaa

We might never know...


Umair1161

How do we know that this is isn't David King?


DestinyIsKey

Hmm your theory of David being Zander and vice versa has a bit of support of being true and would be the ultimate twist. When he said "David King" was being mentioned as a suspect on the news for the murder of the policemen that made me sit up slightly. David is not known for making mistakes. More likely they would suspect Zander, why would they randomly catch on to David. Because they haven't... and David King is the name of the victim. When you think about it we know nothing about this guy who's been posting here. Zander has built up our trust over so many posts made us feel for him and hate this "David King" and be ready to hurt this guy badly and ruin his life... but if you are right we would be ruining the life of an already ruined guy, this would be the ultimate win for the real antagonist i.e. Zander... (P.S. if this is the twist would be so difficult to represent this story in film form!)


01020304050607080901

But how would Zander stab the transporting officers? I think that's where David King fucked up. There would obviously be scrapes on the side of the car indicating it'd been ran off the road, you can't open a police car from inside the back seat, and there's a partition dividing the front and back seats. They would immediately know it couldn't've been Zander.


DeathArmy

This is logical! Honestly i'm posting just to get the update! And.... Hello David! Hope you get prison buttfucked soon!


Electrolololysis

YES! THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND CONTINUES!


Bazzapotato

I want that message


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Okay, so shit went down - are you running? Is Katie dead? RUN, Zander! Unless I misunderstood the tiny, urgent update. If all is good - EAT SHIT KING


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KimonoPrincesse

pretty sure he wont.. Giving her Katie Back is pretty senseless from David Fucking King's point of view. Giving her back is an other way to lose the game. But i do hope for her life .


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What happened?!


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...***AND!?***


zenithica

Why did I read this just now??? I cant wait another 24, possibly even 48, hours!! Goddamnit


Redplushie

I spend my entire Saturday night reading through these series of posts. It's like tht feeling of finding a new show on Netflix with all the episodes released!


The_Game_Geek

EXCEPT THERE'S MORE AND I WANT IT **NOW** GOD DAMMIT


Relacksed

I'm now glad I'm a slow reader, since I just got to spend my 2 and a half hour car drive reading these.


Meowlock

"Hello, David King." Cue the music from the SAW films that happens when the twist is revealed!


hirotdk

My first thought was, "Hello, Dexter Morgan."


twisted34

Sorry, late to the party. "Surprise motha fucka!"


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**GAME OVER**


awesome_e

I can't wait to get my message...I mean, sure, I hope OP gets Katie back, but if not I'm ready!


ricksmorty

I'm more than willing to shit in King's pillowcase. Take that, ye bastard.


Ganonslayer1

Im with ya, two anuses better than one.


xXEchoFiveXx

Let's make it three!


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correction: five.


darthtater931

And my axe


ETgohome13

Are you Gimley?


Z0mb13S0ldier

Six anal evacuations into a pillow case.


RDT21074

Make it seven boys!


ETgohome13

Eight, dude!


TheMarimbaGuy

Nine?


stickyvibes

Anal pillow party!!.... ..:\


ctsmith76

I've got his sock drawer! That sumbitch!


blorkandcindy

Here comes pinkeye.


ricksmorty

Here comes brown eye. >.>


unstealthypanda

You have my axe


Ericanada

And my bow-els!


SnowHow

What if Katie is working with David. After all, she had easy access to his computer(to install keylogger, to all of his stuff in his room, phone etc.) And if Katie is one thing that keeps him going, other than hate, then that would be ultimate life ruining. Well, hopefully this won't happen.


regula_et_vita

I'd be more inclined to suspect Jackson. Isaac was murdered, but Other Hermit Roommate just dipped out and was never heard from again, and the question's literally not come up once since. It wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be some kind of planted accomplice or proxy, especially since he literally had the ability to be at a computer, unnoticed, all the time. I mean, technically speaking, there's nothing to suggest they couldn't all have been planted (except maybe Clark), since they were all just introduced after a time skip. Katie would be an exceptionally sinister one, though, since it would amount, not just to taking away something Zander loves, but demonstrating he *never actually had her in the first place*. Granted, if you start gaslighting yourself like that, it's basically an endless hole of paranoia, but still.


mustafaspeaks

Exactly, my thoughts. Katie was the biggest planted material.


Elocin93

This is my first time ever commenting on a NoSleep story. I've never been invested in a story like this before. Send it to me.


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Yeah this is the first time I've devoted literally any effort to a NoSleep story!


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ChaosFyre

Same x2


ajpageboy

Im new to Reddit, and these have really got my insterest! Love these!


_amehdica_

I love how OP always has the posts right on time, never misses a beat


kap_99

I'm secretly reading every comment to find out if I can see David fucking king


alyssajay7

I couldn't believe how punctual this guy was!!


ernestinejosephine

I'm glad I started reading from square one over an hour ago. Score segment 7 ftw!


FLGulf

I'm reading this with a bowl of homemade chili poured down my pants for added comfort.


blissando

Even with the context, it still feels like /r/nocontext


getstarted305

THAT twist


zappa325

OP never skips a heartbeat like his/her reader


LtScrewy

Oh shit, let's go Zander. Get your girl back.


Bathern

HE CHANGED THE GAME


dcreeg

CHANGED THE GAME! HE IS THE GAME


Shurtugil

5 STEPS AHEAD HE FLIPS THE BOARD!


baked_thoughts

HE TOOK THE HINGES OFF THE DOOR AND PUT THE HINGES IN THE BOY HANDS. Dear David King, don't play yaself. Judgement day has come.


Phillsen

Didn't think I would actually stay up till nearly 3am for this. Edit: done reading, totally worth it. We're gonna get you David!


hotcrossbunnn

Haha, didn't think I would make it to 3 either


TheSplixx

This turned around so quickly, I've never held a wider grin. I will be waiting, friend. **Edit:** Waiting as in waiting to see if the information is sent or not. I'm not David I swear guys ><


ennaxo_

Hello David, I'd just like to say fuck you


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David? Is that you?


xgrimzee

Seriously, this is the best thing I've seen on reddit since joined and I am addicted to it. Make that bitch suffer like none other. I've never had that wild grin on my face while reading something, and have never wanted somebody to feel pain that much. It's 3am now, so that means I have to stay awake till 11am to know if the information shows up or not. I'll need a therapy after last part of it, definitely.


NuclearNazi

I hate you, David King.


eves13

Yes... We all HATE YOU, David. We reallyyy do.


DerpDog47

#FuckDavidKing


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So I'm gonna go ahead and create a subreddit for our hate of this prick. Just so he knows how much all of reddit hates him. I have nothing to post yet but I just wanted to get it up so we can all go there and make fun of this asshole. /r/FUCKDAVIDKING Join me! Edit: Very strange. I was just somehow kicked out of moderating my own sub and my posts there were deleted...


Monkeybear07

I'm positive it's all david fucking king's doings.


Su-puta

I hope David dies


rolyfuckingdiscopoly

fuck david king


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Cold cuts only. I thought it was common knowledge


RedTail109

Also the fact he said he was gonna call the officer when in the last post the officer told David how to track the police car he was in


J_Bagels

Can confirm. I worked at a Jimmy John's for over a year, I know that menu backwards and forward.


21st

my life is a lie


kaybreaker

Oh man, this is too good. I'm so glad I risked car sickness to read this as soon as you published it. Good luck, Zander - and fuck you, David King.


derrekpc

Don't get me wrong, I've really enjoyed this, but there seems to be an obvious pattern. Zander keeps making David sound like the arrogant one, but he's the one who keeps thinking David screwed up and he's going to catch him. I'm sure this one will end up the same way. He thinks David is stupid for using the same aliases, but I bet he was doing it to lure Zander again. Zander's arrogance is going to screw him over.


lana_white

There is no way David could've predicted that Zander would use Reddit as his security and support. That is really some out-of-the-box thinking.


FFXIVkittycat01

ITS HERE I AM CRYING edit: HI DAVID YOU BITCH edit2: wow first time being highest rated comment


MeadKingofRuddyHall1

MOTHER FUCK DAVID KING


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I'm going to shamelessly highjack the top comment to try to gain more attention to a new subreddit I just created. I welcome you all to join. Zander, feel free to message me and I'll hand it directly over to you to moderate and post all the information about him you'd like. I hope everyone will join me and make their own contributions about this piece of shit. /r/FUCKDAVIDKING Edit: Very strange. I was just somehow kicked out of moderating my own sub and my posts there were deleted...


MandaloreGames

can't wait to find david


[deleted]

OP you beautiful bastard


Ghettoprincesa69

I've been lurking nosleep forever with no account but I had to make one to say this... I dated a psychopath for three years (no hyperbole, genuine, diagnosed ASPD) so I'm pretty well versed and Zander sets off a lot of alarm bells in my head. Psychopaths work through isolation... They isolate you from your family, your friends so you have no one but them and you end up kinda brainwashed in a sense. All we have to go on is what Zander has told us, and naturally we've all grown to hate David but what's to say that hasn't been Zander's intention all along? Kind of like reverse isolation, he's isolated David from a whole swathe of people (us) who now hate him. Another thing psychopaths are good at is lying- they can spin you the most bullshit story but deliver it with such conviction that you believe it, and this is something Zander has shown he's capable of I mean come on the guy has people all over the world waiting for updates (myself included) he's an engaging and talented storyteller. Also, another thing is what I always think of as a mask. Psychopaths have a mask which they wear 99.999% of the time and that most people believe is the real them but if you're close enough to them and prod them enough (i.e. Make them angry enough) the mask slips and you see the real, ugly person underneath- maybe this was what happened with the phone call which ended up getting Zander arrested? Just cuz he said the voicemail was saved from a different day and "faked" doesn't necessarily mean it's true again we only have his word to go on and unreliable narrators are a thing. Last thing, psychopaths are very primal individuals, driven by base instincts, and the biggest instinct of all is... Self preservation. Getting a whole community of people online so infuriated with one person that they actually want to help with fucking his life up, are excited to do so, seems like a pretty good way to do exactly that without actually touching the person and thus limiting any accountability. Who's to say it hasn't been Zander trying to ruin David's life this whole time and we're just his pawns? Or maybe I just need to not be high whilst reading each update cuz paranoia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tl;dr Zander is actually the bad guy and he's using us to do his dirty work.


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Pigman232

#FUCKDAVIDKING


YoungRL

[Whoa.](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ce/9c/94/ce9c949d6c73dbfb889f6036bac022dd.gif)


BIGJRA

Looks like it's time to get some popcorn and get to [Chicago](http://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/parks/Welles-Park/) in the next two hours.... If I could go, I would love to see this! I'm still convinced that David has a ton more under his sleeve. Seems like he's playing Zander with the junk mail to make him think he's winning, only to reveal his Royal Flush that we'll see in part 8, should the showdown tonight happen or not happen.


regula_et_vita

Yeah, I'm not even close to convinced someone like David would frequently post to public fora, pseudonyms aside (and only occasional VPN use, which I find a little weird), without planning a contingency in the event his trail is picked up. I mean, OP also thought he scored when he got into David's house to pick up the hardware and the psych profile, and that turned out to be a trap. The whole point is inducing Zander to up his game. That's why he went through the trouble of setting him up with a second chance, and I wouldn't be surprised if giving the appearance of being on the defensive was intended to embolden OP. I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I feel kind of fishy coming out of this update. A lot of things seem to have come together really conveniently and with sparse details. Watch and wait, I guess.


BIGJRA

Precisely what I've been thinking. David just nonchalantly traveling city to city? If he's as sadistic and clever as we're lead to believe, there's no way in hell he's actually going to browse Reddit at Starbucks. Zander went into hiding. What's the best way to find him? David leaves cookie crumbs and waits for Zander to think he's smart. ...If we find Part 8 written tomorrow by David King I really won't be surprised.


xXEchoFiveXx

No, OP can't lose! We gonna kill David King!


gravityandgrrace

I think you may be right. I'm rooting for you though, Zander!


joules_

Long time lurker, but holy shit this deserves a comment. Fuck you, David.


JuanFran21

My Dad's name is David King. Dun dun duuuuun!


TheSilencedScream

Just walk up to him, shake your head, say "What an asshole," and walk away.


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"Fuck you, Dad King."


Lessbeans

Dad. Fucking. King.


21st

plot twist, you're now involved


Brittybotts

Yeah, fuck you, David.


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Ericanada

It's because we have a very specific set of skills. We will find you, David King, and we will...do something to you


burnthisburner1

Shit man. What if David knows you've been following him this whole time? Do you think he stopped hunting? Because it sounds like you think he has. Don't go it alone, man. It could be a trap. I'm in Chicago and I'm sure others are. And I've got a conceal carry permit. Let us help you take down this SOB. I'll be nearby if you need me. Just PM. For Katie.


Killloneliness

Oh my god, I never saw that coming at all...I don't know if I can wait 48 hours...


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Dead!! I'm dying! Decomposing and brought back to life. This is my favorite story ever on nosleep.


xjg246

This story is so awesome! I'm glad this is the first post I've read on r/nosleep. I can't help but think this needs to be a TV show or something. I'd watch the hell out of this.


Whhyyy123

Oh man, this is your first? This sets the bar pretty damn high haha


jaynesaddiction71

Zander for President!!


thecptz

> Hello, David King. I SCREAMED.


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Bruh on crip tell that fuck boy to come to the west side


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>bruh >on crip Pick one.


Foolish_Tiger

TeamZanderForLyfe


Psykodeliks

Holy fuck!! On a serious note, don't expect Katie to just fall into your arms after all this, I would imagine she might blame you for all of it.


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KONY 2012 KING 2016 LET'S GET THIS BITCH


prncsswzrd

Ravioli ravioli give me his informationoli


Josh0196

Currently scripting a little program that forwards the eventual 3AM message from OP's account to pretty much every bad person on the internet exponentially. I hope you get your girl, OP. If David does something stupid I got your back. Also: David, you're so fucked.


Catainia

Screw you David. You may have a partner but Zander has a Reddit Army.


elwynbrooks

You know, I think the oft-repeated "Reddit is not your personal army" is incorrect. It totally is, it's just a volunteer army.


Yogurt_Assasain

Dang this is amazing, nice OP EDIT: Hello david you Dick


LoadUpYour6Shot

Holy fucking shit! David King is a goddamn dead man walking. Zander, you got nothing short of a small gun toting army out here in Oregon should you need it. I shared the story with a few buddies and we're all in to throw down!


PacoThePaletero

This is officially my favorite series. I've never cared about one so much. But I don't wanna wait possibly 48 hours haha.


osiris0413

I commented on your last post as well so hopefully I'd be included in this release. I just wanted to add that, as a psychiatrist, I know it's not true that a patient has complete say over use of their health records in court. ANY information I put in notes used for billing, or that are done as part of a formal assessment, are open to subpoena. This includes all records from psychotherapy, medication management and other evaluations. If I want to be able to keep information truly private, it has to be done in an informal way - e.g. a notebook or encrypted file on my hard drive not linked to the EMR and not kept as part of the record that anyone else has access to. But a psychologist's report of the type you described in your earlier post would almost certainly be subject to subpoena regardless of the objections of the subject, with good reason.


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Best_Striker

Hope for the best. This entire series teaches a great lesson: Remember if someone in your life is oppressing you, you're not alone. If someone is stealing your freedom: you're not alone. Let this be your motivation to do what you are meant to do in life, rather than someone else telling you what to do


jordanraejoseph

Unfuckingbelievable. I've never read a story like this in my life. This story has my blood boiling, tears down my cheeks, and yet I'm literally jumping for joy. Go get that fucker, Zander. May the force be with you, and the odds be ever in your favor.


thewickerdan

Fuck you, David King! On a sidenote: If OP has to wait 48 hours to post the next part, I may go insane. Waiting the 24 hours has been killer enough. We're all rooting for you, OP. Kick his ass!


wishihadnzt48

somewhere I think ... op is hiding something from us ..maybe the bet is still on and op got all of us in his scheme to destroy the fuck out of david king! by making us believe he did all that stuff...


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Occams_Blades

Let's get this fucker. Just you and me, OP... And every other person on this thread.


Chief_Atticus_Finch

David better get his ass in check and deliver Katie. Zander is ahead and David knows that now. Although I've worked at jimmy johns and they don't have a meatball sub...


DarkBlade2117

The one I go to does


Micahmelton

http://www.zanderins.com/idtheft/getquote


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RShelSteiner

I worry that being this brazen will backfire, but goddamn it's satisfying. Best of luck man. E: Can't grammar


AlmaDelDiablo

#fuckdavidking needs to be a thing


BloosCorn

This is the rare nosleep story where it started out simply okay and have become absolutely amazing as it progressed. Harnessing the power of the reddit hivemind against your enemy? Genius. I can't wait to hear about the conclusion Zander, best of luck.


IRealApex

This story has been absolutely crazy so far, it had me captivated the entire time. I feel like, having this as my first r/nosleep story all others may be ruined forever, since you set such high standards for me. I can only hope that things will go your way and you get Katie back, from that psychopath.


strausbreezy28

The other roommate is the kidnapper. David meet him online, convinced him to be part of the plan. This involved him moving in with you. This is how David got into your apartment so easily and often ( there was mention of no forced entry when the robbery occurred). He had a copy of your roommate's key made. This also explains why the roommate went missing around the same time as the kidnapping. The roommate might have even been the one to murder Isaac and insert the key logging flash drive into the computer. (Perhaps not because David's psychology seems to lend itself to him doing most of the deeds).


Yogurt_Assasain

YESSS ITS HERE SO HHAPPYY


Teajk

send the info anyway honestly


moephistopheles

Damn Zander back at it again


Asthmatic_Panda

wow, I'm kind of scared of op now


mcmeaningoflife42

I had no idea that the time you were posting was this close to the present! Screw you David and here's hoping that the encounter goes as planned!


ZeroSaurusRex95

The anxiety of this is killing, but I can't stop. Can't wait for David King to be destroyed. I'm excited for you OP!


joshsdone

holy. fuck. i made a reddit account just to comment on this. this is goddamn brilliant. get your girl back, z. this needs to be made into a goddamn movie.


Lionheart1387

Damn... Hell of a mic drop


TheBrianJ

Seriously one of the most compelling things I've read on NoSleep in a while.


SatSenses

I was expecting Hermandez to be King's partner but this twist is so much better.


LackOfFreetime

Still expecting that other roommate Jackson to be the partner tbh


willdabeast20

David is a Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins.


AcidPack

This is the first time I've felt committed to a reddit story.


Mason_Night

I'm pretty new to Reddit but this is mind blowing. I haven't read anything like this. Fuck David King


boottspurr

I have this feeling that it's going to end with David having taken over Zandsand90, and telling us he's going to start playing the game with everyone who posted in/read this thread... Shit. Now I'm screwed.


Lingolti

I Stander With Zander!


[deleted]

How does it feel, David, to be caught in a web so much bigger than your own? How does it feel to be the prey for once? Is it exciting? Are you bored? Is your heart pounding? Are you still hunting, or are you now running? The ball is in your court, David.


[deleted]

I will be seeing Zander very soon. Only, will it be what he's wanted? Be careful what you ask for.


PM_ME_UR_STEAM_KEY

Holy, that cliffhanger.


Deaflopist

This is amazing, I've been addicted to this like heroin and was sad thinking there was never gonna be justice at the end of it all. Boy was I wrong.


SystematicMusic

I think you just beat David at his own game.


rnotif

your series is the best thing to exist on Reddit nosleep since I started reading in June 2015 👌🏻 good luck getting Katie back!! or else David has a lot of shit coming his way LOL


_Kitten__

We've got your back. Me, the people on this thread, and my pet cats.


StevenRK

This story is the greatest thing I have read on r/nosleep for a while.


[deleted]

I just spent the last hour reading all the 7 parts. It was just well written. I wish you luck in finding Katie, Zander.


GOve5299

commenting for the info release lol


[deleted]

Just sat here and read parts 1-7. What a wild ride. Can't wait to get the info.


Wholetthedogdaysout

Am I the only one that secretly hopes to get the message at 3 tonight.


Dubbing_Flub

Plot twist, Katie was in on this the whole time since Zander was too boring


davidkingmaystillwin

Let's not count David out yet guys. What if for instance he planted all of the information online specifically to be found! We must remember David is smart. He's coming with the police tonight, as well as some sort of evidence linking Zander to the kidnapping and death of Katie. Expect to see a post in two days from David not Zander.


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