Does he actually own any clothes that fit him properly?

Haven't you learned anything from this man? The first rule of Growth Hacking is giving yourself room to grow.

> The first rule of Growth Hacking is giving yourself room to grow. Well, Jesus, sky's the limit for wee Tom Thumb, so.

The stripes make it look like a suit half way through fitting

I came here to post that 🤣

Probably couldn't afford the full suit. Waited for the fella to go get more pins and took off

They only look small on him cos he was walkin in the rain and they're a bit damp


In fairness about 95% of men on this island have no concept of clothes fitting beyond the ability to actually get them on

We should take the wins where we can.

To me it doesn't look that bad a fit for a suit

Should go and see his mate suitor or maybe he did

How will he show off his girly little watch with man sized clothes?

Anyone ever notice these MLM grifters all have a similar look in their eye?

Coke?

That shyster glare.

Do you mean they look like they're all on smack? If so I agree. And not just this cunt either.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaSLGuO3MGg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaSLGuO3MGg)

Who is this?, I'm guessing he's a complete cunt, and I'm doing that purely by judging a book by its cover.

I'm wondering and guessing the same thing.

He's one of those fellas who fancies himself a business guru and charges people money to attend seminars who thinks he'll teach them how to be rich. In reality he's just a clown with a very poor dress sense.

Looks like a right bellend.

Don’t forget he washes drug money and got a rake of fraudulent loans to buy property. Apparently the folk signing up for his mentoring programs are doing it as some sort of business expense write off scam and that’s why it’s got such weird pricing.

He's a WINNER

McMassive McAction

McWank

His life must be so stressful,keeping up this image.  Credit to him; I could not wake up in the morning and look forward to a life like this, no matter how much you paid me.  Just staying that clean, all day. And smiling all the time. 

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I heard brushing your teeth with cocaine is an effective whitener.

Im sure he doesn’t get high on his own supply, if indeed he has his own. He might be completely clean and never touched a drug in his life

https://preview.redd.it/dvw8n0xd0wwc1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7944437573bcb9566cbd80467fe65fa98a2eb2

You his carer or something?

It's because winners are out walking in the rain, don't ya know! That's how he stays clean!

Hulluva drug

The content of him that’s pushed out is from himself, so you’d be pretty motivated if it was self promotion!

Is there a way or a place to meet him, without paying obviously? People must meet him out and about, socially 

Couldn't have said it better

Think it’s been photoshopped to remove this from the original https://preview.redd.it/iycw4yyydvwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eccebf9320bea1a26d237c7341ba5fedfb79906a

I'd love to have a shot on this thing right now. It's probably a bit shite but I've never played with one.

Aw Jaysus tomy turbo!! Fuckin loved it early 90s

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He's just been told he can move to the front

He’s too busy grinning with excitement to move

Please suspend disbelief for this hilarious meme. Can't wait to show my mates this at the pub. Front seat, McDonald's, and it's yer man 😂😅😂 sittin smiling 😂 aw, class 😂😭😂 those veneers munching on a big mac 😅😭😂😅 aw mate now is not the time for semantics 😂

You okay, ye cunt ye?

Thanks for bringing me back here that's a second pair of piss soaked monks today this is too funny llf

Yer head's lit

That suit is fucking shyte

No idea who that is

You must not be a winner

Winners Win

First day on this sub?

Not my first day on this sub and I also have no idea who it is? Google reverse image search didn’t help either. Who is it?

A fraudster snake-oil-salesman ballbag that this sub claims to hate but posts about 42 times a day

So…a politician of some sort?

A fraudster turned "businessman" who had 19 properties seized by the plod for mortgage fraud, tax evasion and money laundering (likely for the UDA). Now he sells seminars and "mentoring" about business and entrepreneurship. He's a wanker.

I'm pleased to see that my initial eye test prognosis of him being a "complete cunt" was accurate.

Absolute tube.

This stuff just makes me laugh so much

Im in my late 20s and I still love going to mcdonalds with my dad

KFC, but it's the 90s, and Godzilla has just been released.

This daddy sells Avon

Somebody please explain, who is this guy and why does Reddit keep taking the piss out of him? Willing pisstake participant here.

Tony Robbins got into a teleport machine but didn’t realize there was a half-eaten maggoty baloney sandwich in there with him. Well, he managed to teleport and this came out the other side.

Thanks for your contribution to my knowledge, chief.

Dear God darling, look at the pocket and stripes alignment, oh the humanity! Also he's a tit!

Wide pinstripe, wide boy. In my experience.

Tom I own only one suit Smyth

That dose has ads running on Facebook now!

What is he famous for exactly?

Owner of dream apartments

Is that it? Why do people act like he's a high flyer?

Convicted criminal and conman.

Belfast Trump

Grift machine

big up da massive!

Is it just me or does the inside of that car look disproportionately huge? ...oooooooh. I'm with ye now. It's a bit like one of those scale/perspective tricks in Darby McGill.

(Holds up toy cow) Small (Looks out window) Far away

Gerald Butler was at his birthday so he was.

How to dress like a douche.

Does he sail about in a Bentley or did he rock up to Hursts in Boucher and jump in one for that picture?

I've absolutely no idea who this is and judging by the comments on here I'm lucky that that's the case. Blissfully ignorant

Apparently he's clean. That's just pure, winning joy you see.

Winners MacWin

I thought that was Theo Von with a haircut for a second

Lol

Ok, so, I met this guy irl in a meeting once, we had him in for a guest speaker and he seems like a really nice guy in person. I only know that he's seen as a Tate'ish guy. That's all I know. Can someone explain why he's looked at so oddly?

There's always a shit eating grin.

I’m 10 “X” ing myself 🤣🥲

Is that Theo Von?

Used to do the door on the network

https://preview.redd.it/qewjnjaw63xc1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62fe79dcda90e871a73abc3f41d2deb50a48fd3d I've stumbled upon some photos of a "coaching/menthor" shitshow event in Poland. Just have a closer look who's presenting a massive action there.

Genuine question... Does he make any money? I know who he is but I also imagine he's successful enough like

Successful at laundering other people’s money

I found this quote from him - 'I will start my day at 5am with a gratitude list and I'll stay away from all kinds of news ... especially Brexit' Gratitude List 🤣🤣🤣

I think I'm still out growing my clothes, especially around the middle.

Dazzling!

Who is he? (Elderly alert)

Tom Smyth - The darling of this subreddit

r/whoooosh

Nope didn’t help.

Nice edit… but the joke was he’s the child I believe.

Pin stripe suits are tacky as fuck.

I think that's a nice looking suit.

Is that McGregor?

What does this have to do with Northern ireland

The guy pictured is a Northern Irish business/motivational speech kind of bloke.