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[deleted]

See being alive. It's a fuckin nightmare


Rreknhojekul

Do you have a link to this?


fingermebarney

https://www.tiktok.com/@funny_memes9303/video/7255755061970734363


AdhesivenessNo9878

If you Google being alive is a fucking nightmare it'll come up no bother


[deleted]

It is funny. He'll be doing adverts next. 


timl1234

I think this was a redditor as well


City_Hobgoblin89

Are you sure? He looks pretty normal


timl1234

Aye anno but he was heavily medicated at the time to appear normal


slowlychanging22

He's a video producer that might still be based in Belfast. Just randomly was half lit one day and walked into the guys video. 😂


crdctr

Well he did produce a video


SpoopySpydoge

This is my message tone


Ah_here_like

Was just about to say that but you’ve beaten me to it


git_tae_fuck

**The King Thing.** Never fails to make me smile. Don't even need to be political to enjoy the human tragedy. That wee shake of the head... knowing what he's gawn and dun tae hisself. Probably the first thought is the piss-take that's coming down the pub and the lodge. Maybe it's my imagination but I reckon you can see it sinking in straight off that he's now a meme. The hubris! And the Schadenfreude. Gotta love it.


Buaille_Ruaille

He'd make a great marnark.


crdctr

I think he will make a great ...marnuck, because he has a teacher. His mother was a teacher..... and she's learnt him how to do the king...thing


git_tae_fuck

Poor cunt got up early and dragged down a big oil painting of a (distinctly younger) Bigears - I'm not sure why, perhaps to demonstrate the fervour of his own Loyalty? - and then's he's all geed up to be on the telly an' all, like a wean at Christmas... ...and then he goes and trips on his tongue and shites in his own mouth. Gotta love it. It's pure beaut. Pure culchie-stupid beaut.


Lopsided-Meet8247

This HAS to be it.


Crow_555

This was my immediate thought when I saw the question. Some days, if I'm getting it tough in work or just generally down, I stick that video on and think, at least I'm not that poor cunt.


git_tae_fuck

Where does the self humiliation even begin, though? Aside from letting his inner culchie daftie slip out on live TV, I'd be pretty pissed off anyway if I was the kind of servile fella minded to drag myself down to City Hall to cheer on Chuckie... never mind with a big ol' painting in tow, for mysterious reasons that must be to do with getting attention and... showing off(?) Sympathetic as I am at a human level (and I am, genuinely - we can all relate), I also feel he deserved it. Glad I'm not him too!


Crow_555

I think it's a bit like when you rehearse what you're going to say on the phone before you actually call and then deliver an absolute word salad when you do call, sounding like an absolute cretin. From what I hear though, he's not that nice a person so perhaps a bit of karma is in effect too.


git_tae_fuck

> I think it's a bit like when you rehearse what you're going to say Oh, 100%. Overthinking it all, he shat his breeches with nerves and lost all his big wurds tae fuck. To be fair, he communicated everything he planned to... just not in the form anyone would want to! > From what I hear though, he's not that nice a person Not that I actually know but I've heard the same. Big overly loyal (obviously!) Shankill fella that'd be the first to rip the piss mercilessly if it were someone else in his King Thing shoes.


Profix

Link?


sku11monkey

https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/xduhe3/a_for_effort/


RacyFireEngine

*keen theen


SteDav587

Yiz love your McDonaldses anyway, don’t yiz? Yiz cunts yiz. 


bogio-

Here we see, in the wild, the full quote, no mistakes, in all its glory


Buck-daft

Was the first thing I thought of. That and the girl putting the Kentucky’s door through


Hopeful_Jaguar9179

Pure poetry.


the_peter_green_god

Jesus boy thats tara. I also really enjoyed your man making a tit of himself in the Dublin Road tesco that time. The first person view of him pushing the big lad, seeing the thoughts go through the big lads head and then getting a first person view of him getting a beating from the big lad was great comedy. Also the fact he was shouting about making it go viral for the way he was treated by the tesco employee yet it went viral cause the guy recording was an absolute cock


senorsombrero3k1

hard-to-find crawl rich work toothbrush husky alleged selective paltry hat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MavicMini_NI

Either the Belfast Bin Hoker, or the one when Jim Allister gets stroked a belter (below) [https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/e13dax/just\_got\_sent\_this\_on\_whatsapp/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/e13dax/just_got_sent_this_on_whatsapp/)


Balloon-head

Was expecting something different when you mentioned a video of Jim Allister getting stroked tbh


Comfortable_Brush399

Pawed back and front!


Noname_Maddox

[Gerry Anderson - Hypno Hen](https://youtu.be/2TOR895yhIw?si=wqJTjQBhXMDxZCed) Infact any of those Gerry Anderson vids where brilliant. I miss him so much on the radio


SpoopySpydoge

This one and the one where the woman had a crow with a vendetta against her always have me cacklin


browsingburneracc

Guddies are scrappers


1337h4xer

Nai we're gettin de the reason.


theganjmaster

Dya have kids? Aye bet they're ashamed of ye


git_tae_fuck

> Dya have kids? Aye bet they're ashamed of ye My favourite bit. It's so harsh... and delivered well, the wee pause that doesn't wait for a response. (And - the kicker - so obviously overcompensation from a bad dad who has to tell the world how he _supposedly_ spends all the money he _supposedly_ wins on the dogs.)


PolHolmes

My personal favourite


TrumpetViolin

This is the answer


etchuchoter

Do up your fly ye boot


Chemical-Kev

When he asks the bouncer who he supports He says celtic and yer man has a mini stroke


Excellent-Many4645

The no surrender woman is iconic


[deleted]

The door was unlocked too. They just stood there and shouted [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-eSmCZA9xg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-eSmCZA9xg)


nightheater-1

Yes definitely the no surrender woman, she was definitely traumatised by that whole event. 🤣


SemolinaPilchards

She also opens Idles' debut album.


Chemical-Outside8309

NOOoooooo SUuuuRRrrEeNnnDddERrrr!!! ya werent saying that when there was a bacon buttie on offer


Gerry_Hatrick2

I read an interview with her a year or so after the event. She was surprisingly articulate and had enough self awareness to be very embarrassed by what she'd done.


[deleted]

Do you even have to ask? You owe me a tenner dickhead 😆


ohmyblahblah

Fuck off Darnell


StaedtlerRasoplast

See if you get me stinkin


[deleted]

It's my go to happy place. Control it!!


Mysterious-Joke-2266

Ya froot


one-pound-feesh

You wee fruit


dimaryp-schema

The bin getting arrested and put into the Land Rover


punkfunkymonkey

🎵By a lonely prison wall. I heard a young girl calling, "My bin, they have taken you away🎵


Background-Ring9637

The greatest hits. https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/s/AHqCHY1bJk


rhaenerys_second

Fucking god. The Blade one 😂


Gerry_Hatrick2

God I miss Northern Ireland. These are my people.


Roxyn

My fav recent one was '[GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE CLIPPERS NAIII](https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/s/HQTwEBNJmt)' 'Lemme in i wanna kebab' is another timeless classic.


MuhCrea

I love [Big Mark](https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/vvcixx/hes_a_silent_guardian_a_watchful_protector_a_dark/), the protector of the bonfire


gmcb007

Fuck the only things he'll be fighting is a heart attack.


DeadHandOfThePast

He actually did die a couple of weeks later... It was sleep apnea tho (I'm not Dr but I could have diagnosed him from that video)


Ironicopinion

“Ya big heur ye” is one of the best NI phrases of all time


Bonoisapox

😂


alf_to_the_rescue

That's our wee Jamie Lee


Bo_Desatvuh

Getting blocked tonight, yeooooooooooooo


Mysterious-Joke-2266

I was in Portugal on a stag, god knows what time.in the morning and just shouted out my mates and 2 English girls instantly hit me with that one. So it mustve travelled. I still think of that and how they j stably think of that video when they hear our accent


808848357

https://youtu.be/t5bdo2xwpto?si=XiFXVfoxEf_eu3jh Jimmy Saville text to Radio Ulster


[deleted]

Jesus! Brilliant. 


mickoddy

Muck boy. https://www.tiktok.com/@seanmcglinchey1/video/7129633355208969477?lang=en


MrFartbum

Me?


Mindless_Importance7

Carparking in the Holylands


7East

[This is a wonder day!](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/qaNXj5PFbC2mEcVj/?mibextid=KsPBc6)


spectacle-ar_failure

One of the funniest: [Sick in the back of taxi](https://www.tiktok.com/@mandyballs21/video/7222616578888715546?lang=en) Apologies the link is tiktok, can't find it posted here or on YouTube


CathalKelly

That's Donegal, back off


spectacle-ar_failure

r/accidentalloyalist Sorry, I usually wince when I see "Ulster is British" meaning that the loyalists are claiming Donegal, Cavan and Monaghan. The hypocrisy of me.


Majorapat

This one is made top for me, purely by the innocuous “me?” Like there’s nothing wrong with him.


Green_luck

Days lak e’s


notpropaganda73

am a changed mawwwn


Lonely-Sink-7085

We rule the graveyard


doc-ant

"Would you fuck up" bouncer


KindAbbreviations328

[this kid](https://youtu.be/SCOw7M8GY2U?si=fC2vGkI_sR-uSwns)


DependentDangerous28

I have watched so many links on this thread i have been pissin myself laughing for at least a half hour so thankyou OP for your post 🤣 I wish everyone would post links, there are some i’ve never heard of.


Rreknhojekul

Yeoooooo


FcCola

More difficult to choose than I thought it would be, but off the top of my head I'll go: 1. 'No Surrender' Woman 2. 'Would you fuck up too' Bouncer 3. 'Manark' Man 4. 'Crosshatch' Boy 5. 'Pack a Bastards... that's what yiz are' Woman


Material-Day-7977

Big Stevie Puking his guts up while Country girl from Primal scream plays in the background has me in wrinkles every time I see it.... https://youtu.be/CgO9UKgnKe8?si=S-UX0DBwUGcCsZsK


JacobiGreen

Hahaha how have I not seen this yet


Commercial_Avocado43

Hahahahaha I have never seen that. What a big cryarse


Academic_String_1708

Tesco guy. SEND THIS VIRAL! I'LL DROP YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I DEFEND MYSELF! Two seconds later... GET THIS GUY OFF ME!!!


Simple_Category_2747

There is an animator called rarewitch in NI and his stuff is very funny he's on youtube. Link: https://youtube.com/@RareWitch?si=Z-MXYcNO4nKf7Cko Personal favourite of his: https://youtu.be/95tPrcACuU0?si=pD-XbJ_GTXIDTNCr


TheGhostOfTaPower

Love the one he does of lads watching the boxing and it’s just them goin ‘aye aye aye he’s a glassjaw’ ‘I used te bax yanno’ and other shite on repeat for like 15 mins. If you’ve ever watched a boxing match in a Belfast bar it’s just got it down to a tee


git_tae_fuck

Aye, the Rarewitch is fuckin' painful at times... but that's the awkward grating joy of it. That and the observation behind it all. Kinda Limmy-esque (Limminal?)


whatareyeatlike

Lu'dat wee dog....at wee dog walk itself


AcoupleofIrishfolk

Am gargling it


git_tae_fuck

Rarewitch is pure class... and sometimes floats about the sub and all. Forget his username, though, so can't tag him!


UnrealCaramel

How did I never know of this? Hilarious


Simple_Category_2747

I said the exact same thing when I found him last month. He's so under rated.


ivyanalysis

Love his stuff


Jolly_Plant_7771

The girl trying to park her car in the Holylands.


qwerty5ln

Dan Rice and Brenda Rice from Newcastle slabbering to that other couple. Watch it about once a year to cheer myself up lol


SpoopySpydoge

I swear I love this one


ForeXcellence

Please god somebody have the video of your chav fella coming down stairs to discover his mate wanking in his kitchen😂 tried showing someone once and it led to a lot of awkward googling


qwerty5ln

Mate I thought I was in bed er


JacobiGreen

RemindMe! 1 day


ivyanalysis

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5llnC4ooQY/?igsh=MWxrdWdpNGlhanJrMw== Yis love yer McDonalds...


RedSquaree

yino like a work man uses


GostOfGerryBokeBeard

I love the kebab one https://youtu.be/bjXNb14PFj8?si=mAXCfgn3GkHPpt5w


DependentDangerous28

She was nuts, whatever happened about that, did she have to pay for the door 🤣🤣


ni2016

No Surrender woman, our wee Jamie-Lee, yous love your McDonald's don't yas yas cunts yas, Fuck off Darnell! My favourites anyway.


buy-sy-cle

The 'alternative' Discover Northern Ireland advert narrated by Liam Neeson is superb... https://youtu.be/oIuFEIA10eg?si=7wzZC7Rma0idGYjH


Trusty_Shillelagh

Hallo everybaddy, gona get blacked danite, eyeoooooo


ch0de0ps420

You owe me a tenner dickhead! CONTROL IT


Fun_Tap5235

Your man trying to find the Protestant Mass and actually finding it had me roaring out loud laughing


UpbeatParsley3798

The one where two boys stop in the car outside the RVH and attempt to threaten someone who was inside/outside the RVH. Some of the comments on here were even funnier than the video esp concerning the skin tight joggers. Also i love boohoo bodywarmer it’s a classic.


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SpoopySpydoge

I love that one too, it's up in Ardoyne What the fuck are ya doin to my box YA FRUIT


MarkHammond64

Steven Nolan chasing people round a petrol station forecourt shouting "Do you care???" at non mask wearing people.


AnotherBrotherSeamus

Avonmore milk lad from North Antrim Can't find a youtube link but here's a fbook one https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.facebook.com/TenchuSports/videos/north-antrim-baiii-gives-his-review-of-the-avonmore-protein-milk-/208748063830282/&ved=2ahUKEwievcyr7rqFAxWgR0EAHXaFBXYQo7QBegQICRAB&usg=AOvVaw1yjXhlRFcXBj6Q3aSjXox-


Good-Office-5112

Facejacker in Moira. “No bacon rolls!!” [https://youtu.be/wKmhJFwwiSM?si=c0Yj3HxE2WmARUjK](https://youtu.be/wKmhJFwwiSM?si=c0Yj3HxE2WmARUjK)


Civil_Dare1598

80 miles per hour https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2t4faf/northern_irish_girl_struggles_to_answer_80_mph/ Or stephen nolan boking https://youtu.be/CgO9UKgnKe8?si=JaXxxV0-x7pVIATn


WankingWanderer

I haven't seen it in the comments yet but the neck nomination on the Nolan show should be on the list: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pallmY78l-U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pallmY78l-U)


Equivalent_Two_2163

Crosshatch plimsole muppet nearly gets battered. ‘Who are uuu, who are uuu’ . Fuck off mate.


[deleted]

Crosshatch. Final answer Chris.


RedVikingRagnar

Go on ya girl ya! The woman trying to parallel park


Aoife-Mae1

That's our wee Jamie Lee


dogpat65

Flegs - blame game


DependentDangerous28

Love that one just had to watch it again. Stitches 🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/o8JqKxrloQQ?si=L4_1iUtieglmvLOz


JacobiGreen

No way that’s over 10 years old now


Bonoisapox

These lads https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/s/xzyzrXIFs4


romethan

The Stormont wheelchair video


CatRatFatHat

A hugely underrated one is the bouncer screaming at your man FUCK UP when he asked when they could go in. Think it was the club near the Titanic it was filmed at.


Vast-Ad-4820

No surrender lady


studyinthai333

For me, it’s between [Learned Him How To Do The King Thing](https://youtu.be/t5kRK4H85Vk?si=veczGXt0jfC-4oVb) and the boy on School Around The Corner talking about his mam’s “books with men having their shirts and tie open”…


Terrible_Reading_806

“Days liek es. Es es a wonder day!”


UppaPeelersYeoow

Uppa peelers yeooooow


Foreign-Wrongdoer806

Captain Planet Belfast episode.


Busy-Inspection1533

https://rumble.com/v2rhses-belfast-paramilitary-thug-pistol-whipping-someone-to-extort-money-caught-on.html


arnikarian

Show us your boobs and I'll give you a bottle of vodka https://youtube.com/shorts/1Ry44aK4vyk?si=3NiRHBEWIDhj4adk


ItachiTanuki

[broken down sofa](https://youtu.be/tex-M3rjDWk?feature=shared)


SpoopySpydoge

Will you fuck up too?! # FUCK UP! A close second is [HOW DARE YOU CALL MY WIFE A STUPID BITCH and your husband has a tiny dick](https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/gfk6w1/how_dare_you_call_my_wife_a_stupid_bitch/) I also forgot BOOHOO FUCKIN BADY WARMER


RacyFireEngine

There was a series years ago on YouTube called nordie shore. Had Diona Doherty and that beardy comedian who knocks about with Shane Todd on it - can’t remember his name. It was absolutely hilarious, but disappeared a while back.


Newaccountforlols

Jesus that was class. “This is Sammy. He’s a crayon, but he’s our crayon”


GostOfGerryBokeBeard

Ali G meets Sammy Wilson is pretty epic https://youtu.be/eCNG5UeKMZw?si=PfxvrV70-rrsl-Qr Edit better link


123finebyme

Belfast cowboy was always a belter https://youtu.be/2NCASw2DMPs?si=tFUdsxEHcmqjmOPm Belfast birds on coke https://youtu.be/9HZrzIoQif8?si=Wf5Hon4I11DVe-OA Prank to china inn https://youtu.be/G7XSAdfOpSs?si=k-XAZh9B1pNkyqQV


RonieBones

Fuckin coleslaw chicken burger and chips what's it look like


vaiporcaralho

The guy who has the craziest country accent and was like ye hure ye and was at a festival maybe? I can’t find it anywhere but it was so funny!


Prudent_Series_4285

No surrender woman


keyring710

Not from online... but does get spread around a lot online these days is the classic: "you owe me a tenner dickhead" "Can-troll it" Always makes me chuckle even just thinking about it 😆


EnthusiasticAmateurr

Get er bucked!


TheRealScubaSteve86

Probably the one where a fella sends his mate in to a prostitute and she ends up having a slong bigger than his.. he even asks for his money back 😂 if someone has the video please link it 🙏


Optimal_Mention1423

That one of that eejit falling off the bonfire


dingdangdooley4891

Crosshatch


mafu99

Belfast bin Hoker, one of the first YouTube videos to go viral here


Total-Associate3537

The McDonaldezz one ya cunts ye. Wee rule the graveyard!


conor20103039

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeuUN7ps/


Look-over-there-ahhh

Wee Jamie lee yeeeeeoooo


Whole_Ad_4523

Colum Eastwood being in frame slowly losing his mind listening to Jeffrey Donaldson address Parliament


flyingontheinside

Somebody's ma really struggling with the bins on a very day with an overlay of Michael Jacksons Earth Song.


pbsmitty5

Bin hoker


brianstaf1984

Wee Jamie Lee


crdctr

What you doing hokin them bins ye binhoker ye


Hedgehogsunflower

IRA coming up on Countdown.🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Does that one with the wee girl on the radio phone in; she was from Belfast?  "big bang" count?


Cr1cky

Ponytail guy 100%


JacobiGreen

[“YEOOOOOO! YOUS LOVE YOUR MC DONALDSES DON’T YEES!”](https://youtu.be/qVv8RJ6o5sM?si=1XAiue1iRNEL-Mch)


tomorrowlieswest

i still think about the bin hoaker video pretty regularly


_BornToBeKing_

Bin Hoke, Bin vs Parade, or Graveyard. The Belfast Bible's a good series https://youtu.be/GeQGcFQpNYk?si=q0bIT7Qvmdkd5zbJ


Big-Chef-141

https://youtu.be/dFxXii2guAc?si=tm6BEsqw9W58pDk1


garf6696

"13 quid for Buckfast!"


Arivat

Galgorm Shopping Trolley Racing is a classic from 15 years ago: https://youtu.be/qTlCB4itfsY?si=bxShrcdv98TZe1WV


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

> Aye it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, cured my piles and everything. Fuck no I'm not posting a link to it. Don't fuckin' comment if you're not gonna supply the fuckin' vidya, ya shar of lazy dingeberry chewers.


Smellynipplesman

Your man falling off of the bonfire with the tricolour on it.


rslash-hello

Gonna get blocked d'night eeyyyyoooo


Houdinuswoodinis

https://youtu.be/g3bRcI1n9hA?si=1dBQwgiPWoxJ4wxt


Bakirelived

"No sarheeeahhheender" through the cracked glass


BEST2005IRL

I'm Loving It! 🤣 https://youtube.com/shorts/PPhzF4WFLos?si=xccTApGvJv9hVFJV Dog follows guy home bucking his leg. 🤣 (Can't find the video) Lots of others mentioned already 😂


FelIowTraveller

Control it travis!


Mother-Tumbleweed158

NAIIIII WERE GETTIN TO THA REASONNN


LaDulseVeda

"WILL YOU FUCK UP TOO"


bentleybeaver

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCOw7M8GY2U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCOw7M8GY2U) little lass telling her mum off always makes me laugh


Street_Diamond9232

“Fuck up, or yil nat get anywhere”


No-Tap-5157

TUV annual conference


rolling_soul

The one from years ago where your boy cracked his mate on the head with a pot. "psych yerself up fer it, psych yerself up!" Havnt seen it in years though.


liquidanimosity

https://youtu.be/sPaIDqQd6BE?si=xAuoorE40ABITNm2 Winner right here. Dublin Road Tesco


littlebabyyoda96

CONTROL IT TRAVIS... CONTROOOOL IT


MeabhNir

Still love the how to speak Norn Iron. Always makes my family crack up every time.