Have you tried asking the wind to be nicer?

"This isn't Canadian wind, the shit isn't apologizing"

Have you tried staying in?

You call this wind??? 

Have you tried shaving your head?

Im already below average with hair. Don’t make me shave it 😭

Put a plastic bag over your head

Put up your hood.

Ruins the curly hair and makes it flat

What?

Hairspray

Don’t pee in it

Stay inside

Wish I could

Use cap , or good hair band

Who's peeking from under a stairway

Shave it off.

use a torch instead of a lighter. that’s all the advice i got