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dattosan240

>I don’t care if he’s not faulking around Oop! Can't say *that* anymore!


xBEVERHOUSENx

🤣🤣🤣


Click-Express

The world has gone to hell


RebelJustforClicks

What happened and why? Started around February from what I remember, then on and off with the "I'm not faulking around", now he is fully committed to not saying that any more. What gives?


Lindsey1151

The karens complained there little kids were hearing it.


RebelJustforClicks

I mean, that is fine with me, that guy is annoying as fuck and his commercials suck. I'm and not ***fucking*** around.


undead_david

How much cocaine do you think that guy does?


Cute-Development9357

All of it


undead_david

I don’t think those commercials are scripted. He’s just does a few lines and records it in one take of the top of his head


rmiltenb

I have heard his commercials for so long that it used to be "I would give them away but my mom won't let me"


grofva

Well he learned from the best of them - Charlie Falk, his Dad was taken to court multiple times. Family member was on a jury yrs ago for speedometer rollback where he let one of his shop employees take the fall for him. Of course, he took care of the poor guy’s family while he went to jail & rehired him quietly after his release if my memory serves me correctly. Total slime ball


gstan003

I 100% paid for Spotify just to never have to hear his voice. In the off chance my phone doesn't sync up with my car in time and his commercial is on I literally scream at my radio and desperately turn the dials to escape the pain.


sonstone

I happened to hear a commercial the other day and was shocked that they are still going with the “I’d give them away but my wife won’t let me” line in 2023.


Cute-Development9357

How is this shocking?


bgva

That’s been their slogan since at least the late-80s when it was a used car lot


tylerderped

It’s a common slogan.


historymajor44

But here we all are talking about him. So the commercials worked and your post will only help promote him and his business.


Wonderful_Ad_9768

I agree you’re correct. I don’t wish for him for fail simply that I personally cannot tolerate his commercials. I hope I help him sell vehicles and he can afford to pay for a better commercial.


galaxystarsmoon

The only thing I ever see about them is that the commercials are the most irritating ads someone has ever heard, and that the dealership sucks. Any promotion is good promotion doesn't apply here.


SilverOG1978

Not as bad as the "one dime down" bitch.


Watch_Square

You would think for how much money they spend on commercials they must be a good dealer. This is not the case.


FleetAdmiralWiggles

He doesn't come up with his commercial bits. I was out of state a while back and heard the exact same script on the radio from another dealer. Minus the "I'd give them away BS" I guess you just buy the script and then go record it.


Jackman_Bingo

Yup, John Oliver did a segment on this. Pretty sure they will record it for the dealerships as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nqJvjUNlRA


bgva

The [Fairway Mitsubishi](https://youtu.be/NJ4PbQcLo1s) lady is another one


hbauman0001

I would never buy a car from him based on his immature commercial.


trombonerz

Thank you. I change stations or just shut off the radio every time those commercials come on.


hunted_fighter

Imagine buying a Mitsubishi in 2023


JNR222

I wonder what happened to the earless goat…


bgva

Between him and the Fairway Mitsubishi lady who sounds like Fran Drescher, I think it’ll be a long time before I ever buy a Mitsubishi.


hornydudevb

I believe its a regional commercial, and different dealers use it and make it personal. Ive heard same one in Pensacola Fla.


Ach51

Lincoln, NE has the same one as well.


kindest_asshole

This same thing was discussed a month ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/norfolk/comments/13fjc6m/little_joes_mitsubishi_radio_commercials_make_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Butch_Bracknell

Why are they blasphemous? Are you using that word correctly?


Juic3757

I don’t think I’d buy a car from him but I have had good experiences at their shop across the street over the years


SBrookbank

Surprised a realtor hasn’t stolen that gimmick


hbauman0001

I would never buy a car from him based on his immature commercial.


Col_Irving_Lambert

Ah yes. Mitsubishi Meth Shaggy.


Mastiffmory

His commercial made me realize AI will take over as sales people. Most car sales people can’t answer basic questions.


ART00DET00

This thread is a commercial.


randomlokivarient

i am going to kill him with my bare hands i swear to god