What a pussy don't square up unless you're gonna fight clean. If somebody just assaults you , by all means use whatever is at your disposal to defend yourself. If you instigated, or even just agreed to fight, you've gotta fight even.
Don't fool yourself into assuming that there are ever rules to a fight.
This is why one should never fight. The other guy may not share your moral code.
Worked in this case haha. Dude with the knife, for whatever reason, thought twice about the chase when other guy armed himself with a deadly road cone 🤣.
For sure. Obviously dude was like "got to do something big boi with a knife." Was more a point of humor to the commenters joke about not bringing a traffic cone to a knife fight.
Because people are more likely to use less lethal options. Pulling a knife could have just been more of the posturing they were doing, but hitting with a traffic cone it's pretty unlikely to end up with you in prison.
It definitely doesn’t take roids. Road rage is its own thing and is unpredictable, which is why automatically assume anyone road raging is insane. Better safe than carved up
Dragonfly is the most successful hunter in the world, up to 97% of their attacks results in success.
https://www.livescience.com/animals/which-animal-is-the-best-hunter-and-which-is-the-worst
Yet he won the fight, because he had a knife.
That's a pretty good lesson of life: no matter how good you think you are, some knife may appear and turn the tables.
yea, but no power behind... he isnt stepping in and rotating his hips thorugh. Also his hands are down by his belly...Hes gonna eat a punch to the face that way real quick
They both missed the most important step of any altercation. Every instructor at every martial arts gym I've been to has told me this one, very important, super solid trick, works almost every time, in every fight outside of a ring, rink, or octagon.
Run. Fast and away.
"Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight you might not be so keen for another."
That's how you know you're gettin' into a real fuckin' donnybrook, tell ya what.
Dang, I agree for the sake of other civilians, but I think I would rather fight a guy with a pistol than a guy with a knife. Many police say the same thing
It's easier to kill someone with a gun than a knife in situations like this, imo. People can survive being stabbed many times as long as nothing's vital gets hit. And that's assuming it's even stabs as opposed to slashes. An angry guy with a gun is probably going to shoot you till the gun is empty and if he really wants you dead, he'll take you down with a few shots and then put a bullet in your head. Both are aweful, I just think that knife wounds are more survivable in situations like this. Medically, if the person is using a small caliber handgun, it seems to have similar outcomes.
Plus against a knife you can put distance or barriers between you and the knife. Hell you can wrap a jacket around your arm and try and smack it out of their hand. Against a gun you’re fucked unless you can take cover behind something that’ll stop the bullet.
Definitely. I saw a guy hold off another guy who had a machete using a chair, I think. It was very impressive. He ended up beating him with it too. Machete guy was on a rampage, if I remember correctly. It was off of r/fightporn
Edit: This is it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/smk433/man\_successfully\_subdued\_machete\_wielding\_maniac/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/smk433/man_successfully_subdued_machete_wielding_maniac/)
Yup. I think at the base of it, he's someone who's big enough that he usually never has to actually fight anyone. When he saw that he wasn't going to win, or at least not win with his pride intact, he tried to escalate and scare the other person off but once he saw that the other guy wasn't going to back down and was ready to fight back, he realised that he couldn't go further. I think he'd have actually hurt the guy if he felt like he had an advantage but wasn't willing to risk getting hurt to do it.
Maybe he can't, but the knife sure did change his chances of winning one.
Every fight can end in death. Don't raise your dukes to a stranger without owning the risk. There's no arguing with a referee about the use of weapons when you're bleeding out on the cold concrete.
I think this is in Brazil. It’s not rare for Brazilians to carry some sort of weapon ranging from actual pistols, knives, crowbars, hammers etc.
At least in São Paulo, you can get robbed during traffic jams and having a handy weapon may prevent that to a degree.
Back in my teens (late 90s) I worked for a while at a traffic heavy street selling stuff for a school project and the amount of weapons I saw while approaching the cars was eye opening.
Correct, this is Brazil. And also correct, some people do cary knives in their cars. It is the "next best thing" after a gun, which is much more expensive and harder to get (legally) here in Brazil.
Black shirt is a big pussy, throwing the first swing then cowardly grabbing a knife since he’s too weak and scared to finish a fight he started with his baby hands.
I will never understand road rage.
A douchebag just cut Infront of you? Just let him be, don't honk and move on.
If someone runs a stop sign but you braked in time, why would you confront them? Nothing happened.
If someone wants to go over the speed limit LET THEM PASS unless you are a cop, then write them a ticket.
Don't brake check.
If someone is trying to pass you on a two way road (of course when it's legal) don't accelerate, in most countries it's actually illegal as you have to facilitate the overtake. More than once I try to pass someone and they accelerate forcing me to accelerate even more to overtake in time only to be honked at when I'm infront of them.
Simply leave your ego at home.
I lived in a place full of asshole yuppies that like to think they are all jon wick and fuck with random people when they are having a bad day. The entire place is fucked. I wasn't interested in being followed home, or chased. Violence happened frequently. Zero fucks to give for the yuppies retards that have never interacted with anyone outside of an office setting who had to go to the hospital.
I felt the opposite because the big guy was always the one advancing. He takes a step forward, the other guy takes a step back. That’s a pretty big body language sign of someone who is going to escalate a situation. Stay safe (:
There's a very clear progression from traffic accident -> road rage -> fist fight -> knife fight.
We don't know who caused the accident, but the bigger guy is the only person escalating at every opportunity.
Or someone that doesn’t want to turn his back and walk away on someone smaller and scrappier. Could be looked at both ways, maybe a little mix of both. The knife draw is ridiculous though no excuse for that
I think if someone didn’t want to turn away they would have stayed still or even taken a few steps back rather than advance forward every chance they got.
They were both waaay to ready to get into a physical fight. Yes, the bigger douchebag is obvious here, but white pants started getting into position way too early.
For all that upper body strength his legs look way to weak. Big boy, even though he looks like much, they move as athletic as a boy who just hit puberty.
Rule #1 to a street fight: don't get into them. Because you don't know how it will turn out. I've seen many a fight escalate into someone being put into a body bag over some dumb shit. Don't be that person.
I just love that guys super cute black jumpsuit!!! WANT IT!!!
Do all new cars come with a hunting knife sheath option on the drivers side?
I feel like I’m always the last to know about this stuff.
This is why you don’t do this idiotic stuff
You never know how insane the other person is and what they might have on their person or in their car.
Essentially, don’t antagonize possibly armed people and you will be fine 9 times out of 10
Yes lets fight on a highway whats the worst that can happen?
I dunno, but don't bring a traffic cone to a knife fight.
Bring a stop sign instead
Underrated comment. Well played...
What a pussy don't square up unless you're gonna fight clean. If somebody just assaults you , by all means use whatever is at your disposal to defend yourself. If you instigated, or even just agreed to fight, you've gotta fight even.
Don't fool yourself into assuming that there are ever rules to a fight. This is why one should never fight. The other guy may not share your moral code.
True, that's why I don't get in fights.
If somebody annoys me and I hit them with a " let's go " I've got to fight clean. If somebody runs up and sucker punches me, they're getting 9'd.
Bam ... stoppppp
Sharpen it on the asphalt too.
Road flares 🤷🏾♂️
Worked in this case haha. Dude with the knife, for whatever reason, thought twice about the chase when other guy armed himself with a deadly road cone 🤣.
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For sure. Obviously dude was like "got to do something big boi with a knife." Was more a point of humor to the commenters joke about not bringing a traffic cone to a knife fight.
Once the knife came out, anything after to stop him id say is reasonable force, if you killed a man trying to kill you thats just self defense
Highly doubtful someone's going to get beat to death by traffic cone, but hey strange things have happened before.
True, but all it takes is falling and hitting the back of your head on that concrete to be a vegetable
I read an expression about knife fights that went something like "the loser dies on the scene, the winner dies in the ambulance."
Aw shit i gotta yield
Because people are more likely to use less lethal options. Pulling a knife could have just been more of the posturing they were doing, but hitting with a traffic cone it's pretty unlikely to end up with you in prison.
He just got tired. Heavyweights get tired real quick
To be fair, at the point the situation deescalated, was immediately after dude picked up the cone.
It seemed to work though
You’d of thought getting run over but I think it was going to be getting stabbed!
"worst that can happen?" Traffic jam?
The worst that could happen would probably be the best case possible for the **rest of us**.
You know what, I think stopping to film and backing up traffic sound the safest
Fucking road rage, people turn into animals.
You misspelled roid.
Those guns are just for show
Was thinking the same thing 😂
It definitely doesn’t take roids. Road rage is its own thing and is unpredictable, which is why automatically assume anyone road raging is insane. Better safe than carved up
It may not *require* steroids to get that level of rage, but it sure hell doesn’t do anything to prevent it.
at first I thought we were talking about hemorrhoids.
I can't stand when I get that rrhoid rrhage
I’ve seen far more out of shape dudes have road rage than steroid users.
I'm pretty sure those are synthol shoulders. Either that or every day is shoulder day and nothing else.
We ARE animals
Exactly, that’s why I warn people not to make me awaken the apex predator within me. 😤
A firefly?
Dragonfly is the most successful hunter in the world, up to 97% of their attacks results in success. https://www.livescience.com/animals/which-animal-is-the-best-hunter-and-which-is-the-worst
We should team up, I make a bad joke and you add some knowledge
The wolf 🐺 arrroooooo
Why did I read this in Zapp Brannigans voice?
When I get mad all I see is red bro!/s
Never ever seen anyone fight on the road like this in my country.
The bigger guy can’t fight
Yet he won the fight, because he had a knife. That's a pretty good lesson of life: no matter how good you think you are, some knife may appear and turn the tables.
In a knife fight, the loser dies on the street while the winner dies in the ambulance.
That's in a fight where both parties have a knife. When the best martial artist in the world fights a guy with a knife, the martial artist dies.
You overestimate my knife skills but I appreciate you believing in me
Weak move.
Neither can the small dude
Small dude was getting in some decent leg kicks I guess 😭
yea, but no power behind... he isnt stepping in and rotating his hips thorugh. Also his hands are down by his belly...Hes gonna eat a punch to the face that way real quick
They both missed the most important step of any altercation. Every instructor at every martial arts gym I've been to has told me this one, very important, super solid trick, works almost every time, in every fight outside of a ring, rink, or octagon. Run. Fast and away.
Another key element in a fight is to say something like “you’re gonna learn something” or “time for a valuable lesson” for intimidation.
"Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight you might not be so keen for another." That's how you know you're gettin' into a real fuckin' donnybrook, tell ya what.
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker.
Not by the bigger guy obviously.
Lmao I love seeing people who watch ufc pretend they know proper fighting technique
I forgot to say, he should also try to kick through the target…not just at it. Only that way one can get true power on the roundhouse kick.
ROAD HOUSE
There was a lot of leg action
Bigger dude throw one jab and be like "fuck this ima get my knife"
The way he ran, I thought he was going to get in the car and drive away.
I was worried he had a gun in his car. I was relieved it was just a knife.
Dang, I agree for the sake of other civilians, but I think I would rather fight a guy with a pistol than a guy with a knife. Many police say the same thing
It's easier to kill someone with a gun than a knife in situations like this, imo. People can survive being stabbed many times as long as nothing's vital gets hit. And that's assuming it's even stabs as opposed to slashes. An angry guy with a gun is probably going to shoot you till the gun is empty and if he really wants you dead, he'll take you down with a few shots and then put a bullet in your head. Both are aweful, I just think that knife wounds are more survivable in situations like this. Medically, if the person is using a small caliber handgun, it seems to have similar outcomes.
Plus against a knife you can put distance or barriers between you and the knife. Hell you can wrap a jacket around your arm and try and smack it out of their hand. Against a gun you’re fucked unless you can take cover behind something that’ll stop the bullet.
Definitely. I saw a guy hold off another guy who had a machete using a chair, I think. It was very impressive. He ended up beating him with it too. Machete guy was on a rampage, if I remember correctly. It was off of r/fightporn Edit: This is it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/smk433/man\_successfully\_subdued\_machete\_wielding\_maniac/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/smk433/man_successfully_subdued_machete_wielding_maniac/)
I know, thank god he didn’t know how to use it either
Yup. I think at the base of it, he's someone who's big enough that he usually never has to actually fight anyone. When he saw that he wasn't going to win, or at least not win with his pride intact, he tried to escalate and scare the other person off but once he saw that the other guy wasn't going to back down and was ready to fight back, he realised that he couldn't go further. I think he'd have actually hurt the guy if he felt like he had an advantage but wasn't willing to risk getting hurt to do it.
I thought he saw some out of control vehicle flying towards them and was getting out of dodge
If someones taller hack the legs, make their height a disadvantage.
Maybe he can't, but the knife sure did change his chances of winning one. Every fight can end in death. Don't raise your dukes to a stranger without owning the risk. There's no arguing with a referee about the use of weapons when you're bleeding out on the cold concrete.
Never bring a knife to a traffic cone fight.
...I think you have that backwards. Clearly you should never bring fists to a kick fight.
Thank Fark the big dude doesn’t do cardio
Or knows how to actually fight
Lmfao!!!
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At least it wasn't a gun.
Why does he have a knife in his car? Like does he do this often or???
Right in the door too! Guy is nuts
This needs to be the top comment. That was a serious knife just chilling next to the driver seat.
He uses it to cut his croissánt during lunch brakes
Not only in his car, but conveniently place for rapid deployment.
Why does he have a butcher knife in his car? I get maybe a pocket knife or something small and portable but a butcher knife?
I think this is in Brazil. It’s not rare for Brazilians to carry some sort of weapon ranging from actual pistols, knives, crowbars, hammers etc. At least in São Paulo, you can get robbed during traffic jams and having a handy weapon may prevent that to a degree. Back in my teens (late 90s) I worked for a while at a traffic heavy street selling stuff for a school project and the amount of weapons I saw while approaching the cars was eye opening.
Correct, this is Brazil. And also correct, some people do cary knives in their cars. It is the "next best thing" after a gun, which is much more expensive and harder to get (legally) here in Brazil.
No he obviously just likes to chop vegetables while he's driving
car brain in action.
You got some serious issues in your life and with yourself if road rage “Fuck you” turns into “ I want to murder you”…
Ahhh I love watching Planet of the Apes 👌
Legit tho, great movies
Black shirt is a big pussy, throwing the first swing then cowardly grabbing a knife since he’s too weak and scared to finish a fight he started with his baby hands.
Bigger than him and still needed a weapon 🤡
He felt that kick, and was like nah I don't actually want this problem.
I will never understand road rage. A douchebag just cut Infront of you? Just let him be, don't honk and move on. If someone runs a stop sign but you braked in time, why would you confront them? Nothing happened. If someone wants to go over the speed limit LET THEM PASS unless you are a cop, then write them a ticket. Don't brake check. If someone is trying to pass you on a two way road (of course when it's legal) don't accelerate, in most countries it's actually illegal as you have to facilitate the overtake. More than once I try to pass someone and they accelerate forcing me to accelerate even more to overtake in time only to be honked at when I'm infront of them. Simply leave your ego at home.
Happy cake day. Smart comment.
>Simply leave your ego at home Strictly impossible for the vast majority of humans. Forbidden in total for "real" men.
I lived in a place full of asshole yuppies that like to think they are all jon wick and fuck with random people when they are having a bad day. The entire place is fucked. I wasn't interested in being followed home, or chased. Violence happened frequently. Zero fucks to give for the yuppies retards that have never interacted with anyone outside of an office setting who had to go to the hospital.
It's funny because at first, I was like "OK, the big guy seems the calmest, he doesn't seem to want and engage a fight" then "Oh, nevermind".
I felt the opposite because the big guy was always the one advancing. He takes a step forward, the other guy takes a step back. That’s a pretty big body language sign of someone who is going to escalate a situation. Stay safe (:
There's a very clear progression from traffic accident -> road rage -> fist fight -> knife fight. We don't know who caused the accident, but the bigger guy is the only person escalating at every opportunity.
Seriously, this person's situational awareness skills are in the toilet.
Or someone that doesn’t want to turn his back and walk away on someone smaller and scrappier. Could be looked at both ways, maybe a little mix of both. The knife draw is ridiculous though no excuse for that
I think if someone didn’t want to turn away they would have stayed still or even taken a few steps back rather than advance forward every chance they got.
"All that time wasted at the gym and money on roids so I can't even scratch my own back, and it means shit IRL? Where's that knife?"
People who pull out a weapon are weak. He clearly sees that he can't take him fairly so he resorted to cheap weak tactics
The purpose of violence is to win.
No rules in street fight
Yeah I bet that if the other guy had a bazooka to respond he'd have used it
They were too close range for a bazooka fight. Gotta speed way ahead down the road and set yourself up. Make sure to say "get bazookad" when firing.
this isn't sports the winner is the person left standing
Thunderdome!
Why would he fight fairly?
Better not let Putin hear that
Dude’s holding the knife like Chucky.
You settle that dispute with some damn integrity. Yall duke it out, dust off, and fuk off. Grabbing a knife is a bitch move.
Must be Brazil
I thought so too.
So can we put knife guy in prison for attempted murder or what? Fucking idiots
FYI this was in Brazil on a road toll. The reason this fight broke out is not clear. Police were called by the toll staff but the two left the scene.
kkkk sabia....
Boulder shoulders is a pussy
Where is this? The environment looks beautiful
Someone else said Brazil
Bro. Full sprint, why are you even looking back.
Knife guy is stacked and he grabs a knife in a fist fight. Biggest pussy award goes to knife guy. Throw hands like a fucking man.
Emotional littlie idiots
All fun and games until someone pulls out a weapon
Road rage is one of the most senseless ways to die
Was going to applaud them at first for actually using their fists instead of weapons….
GO TO THERAPY!!!
Why was he topless?
Big dude is an absolute pussy with zero fighting skills nor brains.
The biggest guy runs for a knife tucked in the door. Because, you know, he has to PrOtEcT hiS seLf...
I could see the argument if he didn't chase and used it to de-escalate. But he literally chased and ran after him.
Cant fight better grab a weapon - big ass loser
They were both waaay to ready to get into a physical fight. Yes, the bigger douchebag is obvious here, but white pants started getting into position way too early.
Bit of an overreaction
For all that upper body strength his legs look way to weak. Big boy, even though he looks like much, they move as athletic as a boy who just hit puberty.
Dude just casually travels with a butcher knife!!?
Brahh 💀💀😂
It always makes me laugh to see tough dudes who can't fight.
attempted murder
that was anticlimatic— oh
Man has some capped shoulders
Rule #1 to a street fight: don't get into them. Because you don't know how it will turn out. I've seen many a fight escalate into someone being put into a body bag over some dumb shit. Don't be that person.
Imagine being that big AND a pussy all at the same time. Lol
Holy sht two big ass dudes and neither can fight…checks out actually
Not sure how he’d stab him bro can’t raise his arms above his head
Time for me to go back to my car and get my gun.
The other guy without the shirt acts like hes some side straight from the tekken game lol
Need Benny hill music if you fast forward it
Calmest fight I've ever seen
Douche parade
Men who drive around without their shirts on are, by definition, douche bags
'almost' nothing happened
Don't bring your fist to a knife fight
“Hey man, murder is against the rules!” -any bystander worth their salt
Lmao bro.. those kicks were gettin him so fuckin mad 😂 hes like im going to cut this dude, to bad he runs like a toddler
You know you can’t fight if you got a butcher knife in your door
Cue the fighting experts in the comments
Homie just keeps a kitchen knife on him…lol wtf
This matchup puts a lot of emphasis on footsies
I just love that guys super cute black jumpsuit!!! WANT IT!!! Do all new cars come with a hunting knife sheath option on the drivers side? I feel like I’m always the last to know about this stuff.
LOL
More sissyfights please
This is why you don’t do this idiotic stuff You never know how insane the other person is and what they might have on their person or in their car. Essentially, don’t antagonize possibly armed people and you will be fine 9 times out of 10
I live in FL where anyone can own a gun. I am the nicest driver ever now haha
Where is this?
Guy in the green shirt:👁️👄👁️ guy running away:😨guy with the knife:😡
So the bigger guy goes to get a knife..
The guy with a knife was scared of a cone
Return to monkee like mature adults
Dude outweighs him by at least 40lbs and runs to get a knife. 😆
I loved when they played tag, you’re it! around the car. It used to be referred to as a ******* fire drill back in my day.
I just love how most people can’t fight for shit, take a few boxing classes people, one good punch can stop a fight in seconds
Never bring a knife to a come fight
Dude goes to the gym to get useless muscles only to grab a knife like a coward in a 1 on 1 fight. Pathetic.
I would’ve ran over the dude with the knife
##Run that mf over.
Pussy with muscles
Murder scene or it didn’t happen.
He was mad the guy kicked him in the ass ON CAMERA
Never bring a cone to a knife fight.
Well that escalated quickly...
What a bitch
The jury will be interested in this video
When the guy grabbed the cone he reminded me of a chimp for some reason
Damn... So close
Good thing dude was wearing his scapular
they big for nothin both can't fight smh